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If you’re new to the blog and you’re not familiar with our boys over at Get Down Productions, then stop what you’re doing and watch this legendary Grafton Hill rap video:
That really is the greatest rap video ever made. Mike Diesel and Matt Money are bound to be millionaires any day now. When you have that kind of talent you quit your day job and sign a record deal immediately. Very few people can rhyme hometown with hometown like that. It’s brilliant. I mean, it’s got everything you could ever want in a Grafton Hill rap video – cash money
Bad ass self promotion
Matt Money dance moves
And of course a bottle of Hennessy in a snow bank
As it turns out, GDP just unleashed another sick track, and it’s a must watch…..
Well it’s official – just like Bernie Sanders, GDP has sold out. First of all, kind of disappointed they completely ripped off Biggie Smalls with the 60 second phone conversation at the beginning. I mean, Mike Diesel was Puff Daddy, calling up Matt Money, who of course was still in bed during the middle of the afternoon, to let him know that they had to clear their schedule and race another flat brimmed Grafton Hill up and coming rapper for pink slips. But at least we got to see what Matt Money sleeping in his twin bed:
That entire video sounded like a robot singing out of tune. It looks like the Turtleboy fame has gone to their heads. After “Livin Good” went double platinum Mike Diesel decided to ditch the love of his life. You may recall he proposed to her outside of his truck in the Building 19 parking lot during the last video:
Because what girl wouldn’t want to be proposed to while shooting a rap video outside of Stop n’ Shop?
It looks like he’s upgraded to a new girl, possibly from Shrewsbury or Millbury, who couldn’t wait to be featured in the latest GDP rap video:
And unlike the last girl who just kind of sat there and looked pretty
this new chick is ride or die:
And since they’re so rich now they no longer have to shoot rap videos in the Building 19 parking lot. They’ve apparently crossed Park Ave and gone to the West Side:
They did a lot of the shooting on what appears to be Indian Lake and their posse has grown. Now they have this guy too:
Bro, do you lift? He must’ve hit up the Greendale YMCA before shooting this. Love the jorts too.
They’ve also added new liquor that some of the GDP groupies have been pounding like it’s going out of style:
Not sure what she’s drinking but it looks like the background dancer is enjoying a fountain soda from Burger King. Meanwhile Matt Money is poppin Coronas like it ain’t no thang.
Anyway, the main point of the video is simple – do not challenge Mike Diesel or Matt Money to a race off. They’ve seen every single Fast and the Furious. You’re basically giving away your car to the 1%. Not sure where this video was shot, but luckily no pedestrians were hurt during the filming.
And after the video was over it looks like they went somewhere in Main South so that Mike Diesel could gloat about all his new cars that he doesn’t even really want.
And although this video does not have a random bottle of Hennessy in a snow bank, at least it’s got what appears to be a bum dancing in a drunken stooper.
Glorious.
Anyway, Turtleboy is still kind of mad at them. GDP actually got mad at us last time for “hating” on them. But their video had a couple hundred views before we shared it, and had over 30,000 within 24 hours after we shared it. We should’ve at least gotten a free Matt Money t-shirt for the promotion. Bummer.
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23 Comment(s)
Location of the building where the second video was shot at? Also why is Matt Money fat as fuck? He was sweating throughout the whole video. Clearly he had bought burger king before the video was shot and gave someone the cup so that he wouldn’t get judged. I hope he made enough money to buy himself a new shirt, cause all he wore throughout the video is that stupid grey shirt. Also he’s fat. @Wabbitt Matt Money had the best muffin top for sure.
Who has the more impressive muffin top – Matt Money or the blonde in the bikini top?
Matt Money did. easily (:
Weather you liked it or not,I give them an a for effort in putting the entire thing together. Better than the black kid with the borrowed Mercedes at the Auburn mall going “strap for strap”
You need to check out Chedda Crispy from Westboro. Worst rapper ever, but he thinks he’s good and “putting 508 on the map” lololol
Holy shit Chaz Bono laying down some lines!
Best Comment!!!
I made it about 38 seconds through the video until I got bored. I call bullshit on the whole scenario. NO WAY that fat shit wakes up and doesn’t heat up 22lbs of leftovers for breakfast before he leaves the house in the late AM.
JUST SAYING….
He’s fat what do you expect ?
Matt No Money looks like he’s sleeping in his little sister’s room, gangsta! But the star of this video was the Eric Cartman from South Park lookalike, in the 6x grey t shirt. He looked like he needed an inhaler after he rhymed each bar. And I also like the trickery they pulled. We’re watching a 400lb man, then they flash to the Greendale YMCA guy flexin. Sure he looks jacked compared to Cartman. Usually I’d say good for these guys trying to be productive and staying out of trouble. But this is a hot mess. Go get in trouble.
What he needed was his burger king from before. why do you think there was a burger king cup in the video ?
Jafrese, are you kidding chasing a dream how about getting a full time job buying a house last I heard those were American dreams,FYI he’s not from Grafton HILL
As cheesy and as much as I laughed at some of it, part of me says good for these kids for chasing the dream. Assuming they are complete scumbags in real life or anything of course.
Grafton Hill has always been known for its white wiggas who never grew up in a hood.
The public beach at Indian Lake. At least there’s been some legit gang activity there.
Draggin’ on Brooks St, Filming at Clason Rd beach, Creamsicle vodka on sale at Austin liquors last year for $4.99. Closeout.
Draggin’ on Brooks Street
First of all I’ve been from Grafton hill my entire life never heard or seen this guy, just bec he’s at Stop and Shop plaza doesn’t mean he’s Fromm the HILL.
He’s a fag like you from the hill. suck a cock.
That music video is so stupid because mike with this new ugly chick. He prob stole this other chick from a friend of his. Plus everyone thinks they are “cool” by drinking, well that will kill them. Well that is to bad.I
Sexy.
the muffin top bitch? or the fat dude with cut offs?
I do have a bias for ” Butterbean ” , I can’t give a proper opinion. Also, another reason no out-of-town college grads, stay here after graduation !