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Grafton “Life Coach” Wants Town To Take Down Blue Ribbons Because Supporting The Police Is Racist And Divisive

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The MA State Police Wives have been pushing this “blue ribbon campaign” all across Massachusetts. Basically they urge municipalities to show their support for police by tying blue ribbons on trees, in light of the senseless murders of police officers in Dallas, Baton Rouge, and many other places. Even in Worcester County we’ve seen two police officers killed in the past year (Thomas Clardy and Ron Tarentino). This past month they brought their blue ribbons to Grafton:



Well isn’t that nice. Finally, something we can all agree on. A non-political show of support for the vast, vast majority of LEO’s who show up to work every day and do their job the way it’s supposed to be done. Obviously no one would have a problem with this right?


Oh for fuck’s sake.

Jessica Curtis has a problem with this because these harmless blue ribbons send a message that there are sides to be taken here. Newsflash Jessica – these ribbons do the exact opposite. They unite the community around good police. Only an asshole would think these are divisive.


My favorite part about her idiotic rant was that she wants a “dialogue on racism and oppression,” and then tells people who have opposing viewpoints that their comments will not be welcomed on her timeline. If I hear one more person say that we need to have a “discussion” or “dialogue” on racism, I’m gonna lose my mind. Hey idiots, we’ve been having this discussion non-stop for the last few years. Racism is so hot in the streets right now. It’s all anyone is talking about. Time to shut the fuck up already about “starting a dialogue.”

You ever notice that it’s the whitest people in the world saying shit like this too? People who are so unfamiliar with black and brown folks that they believe these people will be “isolated” in the community by the mere sight of them. As if there is no such thing as a black police officer. As if all black people share a distrust and dislike of the police. It takes a really, really dumb and out of touch white person to believe that. Someone like this:


Anyway, Jessica owns a business call J.S. Curtis Coaching. You have to check out the website. What does her coaching business do exactly? I have no idea. I read the whole website over and it’s just a bunch of meaningless hippie nomenclature. Here’s the about page:


“I believe every person is born to live a meaningful life, and I love helping others discover how to engage with their lives to create the rich and authentic life they are yearning for. “

Wait…..what? In other words, rich white people with too much disposable income and not enough places to blow it, pay her money to feel better about themselves.


But what is coaching?


“As a life coach, my aim is to help you uncover your best self. In our coaching partnership, we can explore what brings meaning to your life, how to find balance and move forward in growth. I strongly believe all people to be creative, resourceful and whole. My job as a coach is to help you to uncover what is already inside of you: by creating the space for self-exploration, authenticity and self-directed learning. I can help you to engage in your own holistic processes to clarify your dreams and desires and move forward into action.”

Her job as a coach is to help you uncover what is already inside of you. In other words, she does nothing and takes your money. No one on a budget would ever pay her money for anything. Only rich white people with too much time and money on their hands who more than likely feel bad for her and want to support her “business.”

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And how much does she charge?


For only $225 a month you can talk with this anti-cop SJW three times for 45 minutes. On the phone. You can tell her all about your day and all the other stuff that no one else gives a shit about. At the end of the session she’ll tell you that you’ve found yourself and you’ll leave there hang up the phone with a big ol’ smile on your face.

But seriously, people gotta start standing up to these morons. This whole blue ribbon thing is a really nice community gesture. White social justice warriors who are hell bent on showing the world that they’re one of the “good ones” have been attacking this as some sort of political statement in several towns, including Royalston where the gutless selectboard voted to get rid of the ribbons. They complain that it’s too divisive, but the only people looking to divide the community are them. We can’t let them win. Let’s hope the town of Grafton doesn’t give in to these nudniks.


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71 Comment(s)
  • KJS
    August 9, 2017 at 6:35 pm

    There is so much hate and anger within theses responses… I’m not even entirely sure many on here have the insight or capacity for empathy to truly GET what she’s trying to say. Why the total lack of respect and hostility over someone’s opinion? Where is THAT coming from?

    Not one response on here shows any true understanding of the larger picture of what she’s trying to say.

    I suspect… there are people within these towns that tie the symbolism of the blue ribbon to a feeling of being singled out within the fallout of the racially-sensitive problems that have been getting much atention with police. What about that part of the population? Fuck them?

    Perhaps, instead of spewing hateful rhetoric toward this lady, we could take some time for introspection and understanding… after all it is this kind of hate that precipitates these kinds of racial problems in the first place.

    Just sayin.

  • Lisa Flood
    August 7, 2017 at 5:57 pm

    she looks like Steve Tyler and Hillary Clinton’s love child ! eww ■’d !!! ( can I do that?) if only she had his brains , personality , and the ability to SHUT up, but , nope takes after Mom .

  • Irishcurse
    August 7, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    Life Coach is a made up useless job. Its like being paid to wind a digital clock. This broad needs to get laid

  • BobnMic
    October 2, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    My Life Coach lesson: Ok now wake up at noonish, take a big dump, brush your teeth (as long they’re not horse teeth), take a shower, shave, then invite your fellow retired buddies over for some day drinking. Then when wife comes home from work – lie and say that you fixed everything broken around the house.

    That’ll be $225.00 please. Make check payable to BobnMic. Thank you now get off the fucking phone already…

  • Ronald drake
    October 2, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    Let’s not judge the teeth before we see her body!

  • Paul Larson
    October 2, 2016 at 5:31 pm

    If people stop being police officers, it will be survival of the fittest (criminals with guns) and extinction of the unfit (liberal pacifists).

  • Publius
    October 2, 2016 at 11:58 am

    Grafton has spoken and since this has come out soundly rejecting Jessica’s self absorbed rant.

  • Lil Joey
    October 2, 2016 at 7:06 am

    So we were at my friends house playing X-box (we told our moms we were studying for a test) when one kid told us about this funny local site where adults go to act like middle school kids and just rag on strangers so I checked this place out. He was right, you people are worst than the kids in my middle school and half as intelligent. I just can’t stop laughing at your comments.

  • JoeMomma
    October 1, 2016 at 11:09 pm

    My wife is unemployed, she must be a “life coach” too…..

  • JayC
    October 1, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    Life Coach? That might be more useless and overpaid than a college professor. People are dumb enough to pay outrageous salaries to both to listen to useless liberal drivel. Maybe Jessica needs some coaching herself.

    Hey lady, getting on your high horse and professing your vitriol toward the cops is like pissing in the wind. The same Grafton cops that are so evil and oppressive that they found a 6 year old wandering the streets after dad murdered mom. What did the cops do after they found and comforter her, they raised a ton of money and many of the donations from their own pockets and other cops.

    Oh yeah, and Jessica is so committed to the cause that she chooses lives in WASP Grafton rather than amongst the oppressed people. Frauds like Jessica live the furthest away from the crime just like the anti-2nd Amendment crowd.

  • Mr Butthurt
    October 1, 2016 at 9:05 pm

    I would not hit that with Kevins dick

  • LLC
    October 1, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    Id like to start a dialogue about her teeth…I am uncomfortable looking at them. Will she remove those so the rest of us don’t have to be offended or recoil in disgust?

    Life coach = unemployed.

    $225 a month? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • Bill P.
    October 1, 2016 at 6:12 pm

    I bang it.

  • frightened townee
    October 1, 2016 at 4:42 pm

    Are you serious ? How do you get supporting your police with blue ribbons, divisive and racist? Good thing no one looked for reasons not to tie yellow ribbons around trees. What has this nation come to. Bring the old Grafton that I remember back, please God!

  • Chris From Georgia
    October 1, 2016 at 2:58 pm

    I wonder if Jessica realizes that the only group that is racist and divisive is BLM?

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      October 1, 2016 at 3:31 pm

      Never gonna happen. These lemmings live in liberal echo chambers. They feed off each others’ delusions of grandeur while virtue fishing from their fellow self-strokers.

  • October 1, 2016 at 2:08 pm

    and this article and every opinion about someone else is the reason there is no progress. the Fucking “me too” dialog is a pile of dead dicks in a bucket of your own piss. Ribbons do nothing for society and are a symbol of separation from everything and everyone else that doesn’t believe or follow your idealism about whatever society you belong too. Fucking joke.

    • EA
      October 1, 2016 at 2:58 pm

      Love it, or leave it:)

  • Mildred Morin
    October 1, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    First of all everyone has a right to their opinion we don’t know if she has any mental issues or for some reason doesn’t like the police but I’m sure if she needs them they’ll be there for her I support the police department I think they do a great job but like I said she has a right to her opinion that’s why we live in the United States of America

    • EA
      October 1, 2016 at 2:56 pm

      And we have the right to make fun of her opinion! It works both ways!

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      October 5, 2016 at 7:21 am

      Mental issues?

      Yeah – she’s a lib!

  • Hugh Beaumont
    October 1, 2016 at 12:03 pm

    I pitty her poor children.

  • Steven Stover
    October 1, 2016 at 11:55 am

    I bet she shops at Trader Joes. When Whole Food opens here she comes. Warren stickers. Christmas sucks at her house. Oops Holidays suck at her house. Gifts come from the WGBH catalog. Just a self absorbed idiot. I see them all the time.

  • Dave Lind
    October 1, 2016 at 11:31 am

    Someone needs to kick Mrs. Ed in the teeth. I think the ribbons are awesome. What a cunt

  • Kory Collins
    October 1, 2016 at 11:22 am

    Jessica you need to go to your “safe space” and remain there until you realise what an overly sensitive spoiled little shit you are. I pray you don’t have children.

  • Carl
    October 1, 2016 at 10:37 am

    TurtleBoy NAILS it again !!!!! Gawd I’m embarrassed to say that I live in the same town as this left wing @sshat !!!

  • Roger Trahan
    October 1, 2016 at 9:36 am

    If Jessica is such a social justice warrior, why doesn’t she just go around town and take down the blue ribbons herself? She’s not such a warrior that she wants others to do her bidding. Walk the walk, Jess.

  • Fatfingr Lou
    October 1, 2016 at 8:51 am

    She sounds like the Rex Ryan of Life Coaches.

  • Bob Fargo
    October 1, 2016 at 8:43 am

    She looks like Mr Ed

  • AvaG
    October 1, 2016 at 8:34 am

    So in other words, it’s okay to show support except when it’s the police? Ah, so looting and destroying communities is perfectly fine because that’s how civil people protest.

    Life coach = I chose a complicated degree that no employer would hire me so I created a job for myself.

    • Cadiz
      October 2, 2016 at 3:18 am

      Well, you have to understand, looting and destroying community is OK ONLY if it is one of your ‘life goals’ or ‘dreams’.

  • Lori
    October 1, 2016 at 8:33 am

    Wow She needs to get some braces on those TEETH

  • Kelly
    October 1, 2016 at 8:30 am

    She needs to find new profession, says although I do appreciate police well I hope she ne dx to call Grafton police and they forget to show up at her home , Big teeth moron

    • Jake
      October 1, 2016 at 4:01 pm

      That isn’t a profession. Pathetic …… Life coach. Sad really.

  • Woody
    October 1, 2016 at 8:17 am

    $225 to coach you on how to untie a ribbon?

  • 1776
    October 1, 2016 at 7:53 am

    What if a person dreams of becoming a Cop? Would she life coach them towards their dream or HER dream??

  • whatevuh
    October 1, 2016 at 7:41 am

    I’ll just bet she drives a Prius with a COEXIST bumper sticker on it

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      October 1, 2016 at 10:55 am

      Yeah, COEXIST as long as it’s on her cuntworthy terms. Life coach, ROFLMAO.

    • Cadiz
      October 2, 2016 at 3:15 am

      Have you been stalking her? How else could you so correctly describe her car?

    • Mike
      October 2, 2016 at 4:00 pm

      Looks more like the Volvo type

  • Independent Thinker
    October 1, 2016 at 7:22 am

    Life coach. What a joke!

    Want some coaching? Go down to your local bar and spend some time talking to your bartender. You’ll get better advice from him or her than you will from a so-called life coach.

  • Jake
    October 1, 2016 at 6:15 am

    Her second sentence in the post says it all. “I am not comfortable with their presence on the Town common and surrounding streets”. I …. I…… I am. All about her. I Believe she truly lives an unfulfilled life. Talk about desperate for attention, because that post is exactly what she was aiming for.

    • Marie
      October 2, 2016 at 8:10 pm

      She needs to support her community and take a life coaching course on how to love thy neighbor!!!

  • Travian the King
    October 1, 2016 at 4:38 am

    Yo I may suffer from some identity issues bein an oppressed bad ass black street gangsta trapped in a skinny white boys body in Rutland but even I’m not so fucked up to know that this bitch is whack. Peace out.

    • Iknowhouare
      August 8, 2017 at 1:20 pm

      I die every time I read one of your comments bro

  • Travian the King
    October 1, 2016 at 4:28 am

    Cops be taggin thems turf wit ribbons. I been taggin my turf with spray cans mutha fuckas! Word to your Mother!

  • Gilly13
    October 1, 2016 at 3:52 am

    Did Mr Ed fuck her mother? Look at the choppers on her! Damn! A restorative dentist could do something here. That’s a smile only a stud Clydesdale could love.

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      October 1, 2016 at 10:39 am

      Meh, I would lay a string of pearls across those chiclets if she didn’t look so much like Steven Tyler. Life Coach, ROFL, WTF is that anyway.

    • MisterEdd
      October 2, 2016 at 2:46 pm

      She is uncomfortable with the ribbons? Too fucking bad. Her face is culturally appropriating horses. It makes all horses uncomfortable. Her face should be covered by a paper bag any time she leaves the house.

  • Tudor turtle
    October 1, 2016 at 2:21 am

    Quick Jessica, eat a snickers. You’re starting to act like Tobie ! ! !

  • Reddog
    October 1, 2016 at 12:53 am

    I bet she’s great in the sack too,

    • Lou P
      B.J. Everyday
      October 1, 2016 at 12:16 pm

      Too much teeth for a good BeeJay

  • Reddog
    October 1, 2016 at 12:52 am

    She is trying to prove she’s not racist because she has chickens. A whole flock of them,and everybody knows who likes chicken.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    October 1, 2016 at 12:35 am

    I think that if this lady is successful (it is possible, look at Royalston after all), then the citizens should volunteer to take a ribbon and tie it to a tree, mailbox, post, whatever at their house. These people don’t want it on town property? Fine, let the citizen’s show her that she is a very vocal minority complaining, and that there are a lot of folks who see the good, not just the bad like she does.

  • Edward Lyle
    September 30, 2016 at 11:52 pm

    Tell Jessica Curtis to go fuck herself. But I’m really impressed and did not know that the old Grafton SP barracks is now the SP museum. Cool.

  • John Barker
    John B
    September 30, 2016 at 11:35 pm

    This is a publicity stunt. No one needs a “life” coach. Her business is imploding. So what does she do? Grabs hold of the most loser issue in her little town. Thinks she can drum up business..Screw her!! Maybe it’s time for a Blue Ribbon party in her neighborhood!!

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    September 30, 2016 at 11:33 pm

    Spotted these all over my town as well, they are everywhere. Glad to know none of the residents are asking for them to be taken down.

    Has she asked to take any BLM propaganda down?? Probably not with her Mr. Ed smile.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      September 30, 2016 at 11:34 pm

      After looking at her picture again, I get chills down my spine because it’s like looking at Gary Busey with tits.

      • October 1, 2016 at 11:21 am

        OMG I just snorted coffee out of my nose! Now that’s a mental picture I can’t “unsee”!

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          October 1, 2016 at 12:10 pm

          At least it was coffee! I did it with soda a few times. Not a good experience… It burns!

          • Cadiz
            October 2, 2016 at 3:10 am

            Burns as bad as reading the trash this woman writes? Some people will say anything to try to get attention. Most eventually grow up but others try to make a career out of it. That seems to be what Jessica Curtis, ‘Life Coach’ seems to want to do. That kind of job is usually taken on by people with no other usable skills.

      • Sutty37
        October 1, 2016 at 3:47 pm


      • BobnMic
        October 3, 2016 at 12:19 am

        Are you really trying to make us believe that 60 fucking people read your stupid dumbass comment and took the time to give you 60 thumbs up? Nobody gets that. Nobody. How fucking stupid do you think we are in here Fiesty fucknut? Or better yet, how seemingly smart are you trying to be or look like?

        Bottom line – people can not stand you since day one last April. You have not one ally now, well, it seems maybe Wwy and good job with that one. How’s that for a reality check. Stop giving yourself multiple thumbs up. It’s painfully obvious and you are embarrassing yourself. Pill popping loser.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          October 3, 2016 at 3:01 am

          Hey look man. I’m just here to make as many friends as possible. I need this badly so back off. I want people to like me. I want people to pay attention to me and LOVE me. It’s important to me. This is my life man. I am special and I want everyone on here to know this so why don’t you? You should die. I wish death upon you and anyone else who down votes me ok?

          • BobnMic
            October 3, 2016 at 3:31 am

            Ummm ok now.

      • Bill
        October 3, 2016 at 1:49 am

        sorry I have to disagree with your assessment…. I don’t see the tits.

  • Diva
    September 30, 2016 at 11:20 pm

    Ok, her 15 minutes of game are over! Move on!

    A life coach should know better than anyone when to keep your opinions to yourself!

    • Winnie Winnie Neigh Neigh
      October 2, 2016 at 3:22 pm


    • larry mascroft
      October 2, 2016 at 6:18 pm

      I can only hope this women is wearing her Depends, As we all know what she is full of,

    • Say Whaa?
      August 8, 2017 at 8:53 am

      I’d say I hope this ruins her business, but I doubt anyone reading this would reach out to her for her “services”

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