What do you do when your crotch fruit tells you that she’s being bullied at school? Well, if you’re from Holyoke the correct answer is apparently to drive to the school, act as ratchet as possible, try to fight a bunch of children, and then intentionally smash your car into another car in order to intimidate said children who are just trying to get the fuck out of of there.
The school is called “Social Justice Charter School.”
Can’t make shit stuff up folks.
My favorite part of the police report was this:
Ofc Montanez went to advise the mom on her options of filing a report, and criminal charges on those that hit her daughter. She replied that she was not filing a report, and that she was going to go to the house and “f*** those b****es up.”
She was advised not to do that.
Excuse Miss, I understand your inner Holyoke is telling you that it’s the right thing to follow a bunch of teenagers back to their house and give them the hoodrat helicopter, but we would strongly advise you to go ahead and not do that. Thank you.
Don’t say she didn’t warn y’all this was gonna happen though.
So just to recap. She found out at 8 PM that her daughter was allegedly jumped at school. Not from the principal or the police, but from her poon polyp’s friend. And naturally instead of being an adult and calling the school she decided to take the law into her own hands by going down to the school to try out for a World Star hip hop video and tell the cops “bitch you got nothing on me.”
Seems like a well thought out plan indeed.
The Holyoke Hoodbunny briefly showed up in the comments on the Chicopee Police Department’s Facebook page, but ended up deactivating before we could get any screenshots. Luckily Grandma Hoodbunny doesn’t believe in the delete and retreat, and she’s had quite enough of the fatties picking on her granddaughter.
Nothing says dindu nuffin quite like fat shaming a bunch of kids in order to defend your ratchet grown ass daughter, and your future ratchet in training granddaughter. Grandma don’t play.
If you’re a grandmother who does duckface AND cat filter, you’ve probably spawned someone who has been featured in a Turtleboy blog.
Her granddaughter is a teenager and they live in Holyoke, so science tells us that she’ll be a great grandmother by the time I hit the publish button.
She may only be in her early 50’s, but that’s at least 142 in Holyoke years. Ya look great girl!
I know when I go to Grandma’s house I usually find a bunch of trap queens passing around bottles of Tequila while yelling “mira, mira, mira” over and over and over again.
Should’ve cursed those fatties a thousand pigs!
I thought we all could agree that a mother using a car as a weapon to intimidate a bunch of children was a bad thing, but I forgot how the rules work in Holyoke. All the dog filters agree that Mom couldn’t have possibly done anything differently.
Keep in mind, the Holyoke Hoodbunny took absolutely ZERO STEPS in addressing any alleged bullying that was happening in the school. She didn’t call the school and set up a meeting, or even write an email. A kid called her up talking shit and that was all she needed to hear before she was ready to finna catch dis case.
Hey ladies, I know you think this is all normal because your idea of a hot date is getting T-boned in the back of a 97 Civic, but outside of Holyoke we’re all laughing at the burning piles of trash you call life.
Oh, and just for good measure – Mom’s apparently pregnant.
She ain’t afraid to catch a case OR catch a nut either. Because….fuck birth control. Creampie, it’s what’s for dinner.
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38 Comment(s)
35 years old with a 50 year old mother and a daughter in hs. That’s as Holyoke as Holyoke gets. Puerto Rico on the river!
Rabbit-like breeders, they are… Rabbits are cleaner and taste better, though.
This was a fanstastic article, capped by the greatest term of all-times: “the hoodrat helicopter”.
BWAGAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Freaking gold.
Holy Moses, what a collection of uggos.
Hustler Rating: The Underside of John Kerry’s Nutsack
The North End of Spfld., West End of Chicopee and Holyoke are all lined up like cell blocks. God forbid you wander off any of those exits. Absolute crap-o-Rama.
Dis be dey culture and I wont prosecute. Infact when Ayanna Elvis Pressley gets her criminal reform bill passed. This will be commonplace and unprosecutable. Roo Roo third world here we come dawg.
“Paulo Freire Social Justice Charter School”
This is TOO RICH for words!
Imagine the administration there, consisting of horn rim glass wearing grey frizzy haired hemp-clothed white SJW’s who are “helping the downtrodden”; and at the end of their work day they fire up their Mercedes and burn rubber right back to Longmeadow before it gets dark in Holyoke.
It’s just too funny.
Mercedes? Prius, my friend. The Social Justice Charter School…well, what can I say that the title of that school doesnt already scream? Reprobate Training Camp is a better moniker for that place.
As someone who has had a relative featured here…all i can say is WTF is wrong with people? These Queefstains don’t belong in a civilized society. Send them back to which every dirty island they came from.
As for my relative…he’s probably guilty AF and I was glad to see him end up on here like the maggot he is.
A SJW once told me that diversity brings with it many gifts; well, the gifts just keep on coming!
cannot deport fast enough. post all the deportations on live tv so the country can know just whats going on behind closed doors. let us see that the country is actually deporting these jumpers
Build. The. Fucking. Wall.
“My mother oldest woman in Kusek. She ah 43 years old”
Why isn’t this mama san weaving baskets in some Guatemalan jungle? Because we have welfare and Chicopee. Just another productive immigrant enjoying the American dream……..financed by the taxpayer!
The stereotype seems to be true
If nasty cat litter had a face, granny would be it.
On another note, take a look at the responses from all the latina/o trash. Hispanics generally don’t give a fuck about rules/laws/regulations, etc. Look at the cunt Lorrayanna or however the fuck you spell that cunt’s name. Watch “Cops” and/or “Live PD” and you will see lots of hispanics doing whatever the fuck they want. Read your local news outlets, you will see hispanics dominate crime stories on a daily basis. They are the major players in the drug trade. Take a look at how all the Banana Republics are run – completely lawless from the top down, including that shithole island. Are there good hispanics? Yes, but they are far and few between. The rest are criminals or support criminal behavior. Is it a wonder why most Americans want them the fuck out of here?
Hispanic scum
“ I know when I go to Grandma’s house I usually find a bunch of trap queens passing around bottles of Tequila while yelling “mira, mira, mira” over and over and over again.”
“ Her granddaughter is a teenager and they live in Holyoke, so science tells us that she’ll be a great grandmother by the time I hit the publish button.”
Pure comedy gold! I’m dying right now.
The one sane person in that FB thread, otherwise everybody jumps in behind Grandma.
People of Holyoke: be more like Virgen Figueroa, she is talking sense!
probably the only “virgen” above 12 in her hood too.
Now this is the kind of story that made TB famous! More of this street rat stuff please! These are Feral Pig Bitches that escaped the woods and are now rooting around in the real world. I bet grandma grunts when she gets slammed. What a bunch of benefit draining wastes of life. And we are paying the bills for them. Oink! Oink! Pig Bitches gone wild!
i always dress my best for basement parties, they have a Charlestown Silver Box Saloon ambiance, where you can fat shame cursed pigs. is social justice the karma for our sins or liberal blindness in leaving our doors open?
One word…
Excellent work.
They are a very animated and spirited people.
Our newly adoptive citizens, with their intricate culture, only make us stronger.
I believe the word you’re looking for is passionate.
It is way past time to end all bennies for these gimmidats.
Before I moved to New England 2 decades ago, I pictured scenic windy roads, nice houses, well manicured subdivisions, beautiful ponds and streams, friendly and helpful neighbors, etc.
It turns out that was just in the movies. This here is reality. Every second rate city or large town has the same type of people causing the same type of problems. I blame the democrats entirely.
I think you were watching too much chronicle my friend! Nothing is ever like they portray it on the Boob. Unless it is in fact the hood that’s the only thing that is not a fantasy!
Me personally, my next investment I think is going to be an island in the middle of no where. I think it’s high time to homested and chill! They ruined cali and are all moving out of that state to go fuck up the others. Look at texas now, same old liberal song and dance.
JJ, check out Owen Benjamin; he’s all about homesteading now.
hahaha that’s awesome. I definitely will old friend thanks for the heads up. He is one funny dude!
If you have a chance, check out Brittany Huges (think that’s how you spell her last name) on mrctv. Actually check out mrctv in general! they have some great people there. I think you will like her a lot.
Have a great day!
Holyoke is the Lawrence of Western Mass. Another Democrat created, owned, and operated shit hole.
Northern NH still provides that old fashioned NE life. Just get north of Franconia Notch, and it’s like life in the 50’s.
So glad I escaped MA.
I have nothing to say about this story, other then I’m changing my name on TB to Paulo Freire Social Justice charter school
It’s all in the name ain’t it?
Nothing says x mas in the hood like having it in the basement of the projects you live in… This story got it all.. sorry but grandma hood bunny is not 50, she is probably only 37 but looks 50 from all the henny and Newport’s she buys with her ebt card.
I am going to cross off Holyoke off my list of vacations choices