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I got all excited when Clarence was tagged in a Fall River Taco Bell parking lot fight. I mean, it’s got Fall River, Taco Bell, and ratchets. It just HAD to be good.
But it ended up being the most pathetic fight I’ve ever seen, and a true disgrace to Fall River hoodrats everywhere….
Four minutes of vertically taped video, and not a single punch landed. Can’t tell you how disappointed I am with the city of Fall River. This ghettoroid right here had a clear headshot and completely whiffed:
Then they did the Taunton Tango in the parking lot, but no one bothered doing the most essential thing you need to do during a fight – throw a punch……
All of a sudden out of nowhere a man wearing what appears to be a parachute he cut a hole in the middle shows up, armed with a Frosty, and he’s not afraid to use it:
You know things are getting serious when the fat guy voluntarily parts ways with a Frosty.
Meanwhile it was literally everyone against the guy in the red, who soon became the guy in the wife beater, who somehow did not have a single punch landed on his face….
And at the end of the day the only one arrested was him…..
Get your shit together Fall River. Brockton is laughing at you. This was the weakest fight video I’ve ever seen.