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Grundlequeef Calls Cops Pigs, Threatens To “Knock A Bitch” While Filming Lawful Arrest Of Shitstain Who Smashes His Head Into Wall Several Times

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So some hoodbooger at Union Station in Springfield filmed an arrest (by what appears to be two cops) of some local jizz stain that of course was “police brutality.” We have no idea why this person was being arrested, but based on his behavior he likely has multiple warrants and tens of thousands of dollars in unpaid child support. Naturally it was the cop’s fault for doing their job, and it turned into a gaggle of sperm sponges calling them pigs while yelling free muh boi:

 

Police brutality? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!

 

He literally smashed his head into the door three or four times. Every time he did you could see some sort of electric light flash:

He resisted the entire time, while ironically yelling “I did nothing wrong.”

“This is what you do with our tax dollars.”

I love it. There’s nothing better than when some section 8 reject starts shouting about tax dollars that he’s never paid his entire life.

Of course the only person worse than the slugpump being arrested was the cameraman – Angel Nieves:

Quite possibly the worst person who has ever lived. Ever.

Being as he’s a real man, he had some lovely things to say to the woman in front of him:

“Im the wrong one bitch. I’ll knock a bitch. Move you dumb bitch. I’m about to slap this bitch too.”

And you know he’s a real man because not only will his 110 pound frame knock a bitch out, he also shaves his pits.

Oh, and he fixed cancer. Real pillar of the community right there.

This was my favorite line:

“Yo bitch I’m on probation right now.”

Shocking. The hoodbooger badge of honor – having to piss in a cup once a month.

This was hilarious too:

“Yo bitch I’ll fuck your mother right now bitch.”

Yea dude, her mother probably has a vagina. So it looks like you won’t be doing that after all.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. But the gay community rejects you too. Even though you kicked bin Laden out of Paris.

“Those n words ain’t shit without the gun and badge.”

Oh yea, without a gun and a badge how would they ever be able to handle all of this:

The brilliant commentary then carried over into the comments:

So you’re a college student with a bachelor’s degree? Weird, I thought the whole point of college was to get a bachelor’s degree. What he really means is,

“Sometimes I hang out at the community college bathroom offering $5 blowies to strangers.”

The guy in the video was wrong. THIS is what our tax dollars pay for:

 

He was also lecturing others on how manners are “earned”:

But I believe the word he was looking for was “learned.” Then again, when your mother’s initials are “DCF” you probably have a tough time learning anything at all.

Others offered their insightful commentary as well:

And she used the 100 emoji so you know she means business. Naturally Gabriella is a fan of the dog filter:

Which of course means that she’ll be pregnant by July at the latest.

According to friends of the arrested chudstuffer he “goes to school and take care of his kids” therefore he “don’t do shit”

True that. He was just taking a piss and randomly got arrested for no reason. That’s something that happens in real life. Definitely.

His boy John Stockton is probably a real whiz with the young guys too….

With a thought process like that he’s in line to speak at the DNC in 2020.

He also threatened to “nut in your grandmother’s mouth if you don’t like what he has to say”:

Anyway, this shit for brains apparently NO LONGER WORKS at Toyota of Greenfield:

Case closed.

50 Comment(s)
  • It's Daddy
    March 8, 2018 at 11:56 pm

    AimeeLee, don’t let these cretins get under your skin.
    I have a nice safe place where you can go and never worry about those terrible people.
    Just go down the stairs and put on the collar I’ve picked out for you.
    Daddy won’t let anyone hurt you. Not anymore, never again.
    Remember, Daddy is the only one that loves you and knows exactly what you need.

  • Bill Melater
    March 8, 2018 at 6:08 pm

    If Springfield was hit by a nuclear bomb would anybody really care?

  • AimeeLee
    March 8, 2018 at 1:40 pm

    I’m only saying all of this because I love to be owned by black men. I take black cocks in every hole and I love it when they cum on my face.

  • A. Friend
    March 8, 2018 at 11:55 am

    So many grammatical errors, so little time. “I would of pushed that bitch”; no, “you would HAVE pushed that bitch”. Geez, I weep for our future.

  • I_Guess_I_Am_Racist
    March 8, 2018 at 10:31 am

    Blacks commit more crimes than whites do, even though there are far fewer blacks then whites,

  • Da boi done did
    March 7, 2018 at 9:24 pm

    The camera man or maybe woman should be arrested for a hate crime. He used the hoodrat n word. Welcome yo planet of the apes obama style buckwild

  • Richard Neal’s 95 million dollar playhouse
    March 7, 2018 at 9:18 pm

    Let’s face the facts….It isn’t like Angel is some upset social justice warrior…..he was just mad that the ruckus took away from his time at the gloryhole in the bathroom. Man needs to concentrate; too much teeth and he gets a bad rep.

  • Fitzy
    March 7, 2018 at 8:28 pm

    I wonder if this kid realizes that he screwed his buddy out of a settlement by filming.

  • Alex Reimer the filthy creamer, dirty screamer, and loves to ream’em
    March 7, 2018 at 8:16 pm

    Mmmmmm. Can I get a number?

    #pissant

  • Dick Hertz from Holden
    March 7, 2018 at 7:55 pm

    Can’t even use the bathroom in piece LMAO It’s ‘peace’ Mr. College Graduate. See that’s why you’re working for a car dealership washing cars, and not an engineering firm,

  • Toyota of Greenfield
    March 7, 2018 at 7:51 pm

    The individual identified as Angel Nieves in this article is not affiliated with Toyota of Greenfield. We do not condone the behavior exhibited by this individual in the video he posted, and law enforcement has the full respect and support of Toyota of Greenfield.

    • It's what you don't say.
      March 9, 2018 at 12:40 am

      Riddle me this…

      How did he get one of those nifty polo shirts if you have no association with him? He claims to have been working for you since April 6, 2016.
      Says a lot for your standards and interviewing skills if you hired a misfit like him.

  • Barack Obama
    March 7, 2018 at 7:25 pm

    You are welcome America! I did good didn’t I?

  • Where’s Waldo
    March 7, 2018 at 6:51 pm

    Love how this guys talks just loud enough on video to sound like he’s calling out the police but you know damn well if they heard him and asked what he said he would cower like the pencil neck chump he is 

  • TJB
    March 7, 2018 at 6:47 pm

    Isn’t it wonderful how brown people enrich every neighborhood they infest? Lawrence, Chelsea, Springfield and east Boston. And the children, lots and lots and lots of kids in need of everything. Makes me want to buy a $100 Honda civic and put $3000 rims and ties on it, and can’t forget that stupid wing thing on the trunk. Fuck them.

    • Captain Trips
      March 7, 2018 at 6:53 pm

      Yes – the treasures of diversity!

    • Aimeelee
      March 8, 2018 at 4:49 am

      So will you log into your Facebook and publically leave this kind of comment under the blog ? 
      I bet you wouldn’t. 

      • Kanacke Hasser
        March 8, 2018 at 11:34 am

        You want one of us to prove ourselves? How about one of us, especially me, meet that scumbag in person with his consent and beat him until he talks slowly for the rest of his life? Would that make you happy?

  • whatevuh
    March 7, 2018 at 6:00 pm

    Why do all these skinny little bitches think they’re so tough? I don’t get it. I was built better in Junior High School

  • William Lynch
    March 7, 2018 at 5:55 pm

    I still do not understand why Hispanic people are allowed to use the ‘n’ word…..makes absolutely no sense to me.

    • Common Man
      March 17, 2018 at 3:35 pm

      They are all carriers of the Faggot gene……..

  • No college degree
    March 7, 2018 at 5:52 pm

    How the fuck can that dick munch have a 4-yr college degree? He has his high school diploma in his pictures, dated 2015. That means he would at the earliest have had to go to 2019 to get a bachelors. We all know too, most times it’ll take an extra semester or so to. Lying sake of shit.

  • Phil
    March 7, 2018 at 5:48 pm

    Lmfao at the loudmouth twinks distorted body, nice arms Angelita you look like the fucking Geico lizard hahahaha. Wish one of the cops doing their JOBS knocked this fucking dishrag wetback into next week… oh yeah Gabriella is a useless, braindead, Goya food stamp, pork rind eating, cock juggling, babymaking, Price is Right watching, whore… that “white lady” most likely pays for you to live bean dip.

    • Captain Trips
      March 7, 2018 at 5:59 pm

      LOL! AWESOME! You got that Gabriella down pat!

    • AimeeLee
      March 7, 2018 at 8:26 pm

      Nice racist comment …..

      • Captain Trips
        March 7, 2018 at 9:12 pm

        Oh and Gabriella stating ‘I would of pushed that fat white bitch” wasn’t?

        • AimeeLee
          March 8, 2018 at 3:49 am

          Oh it Definitely was. So you justify your racism because other people do it, so you can too?? 

        • You're not one of us
          March 8, 2018 at 8:07 am

          Yeah, it is. And that makes him a racists piece of shit.

          Are you a racists piece of shit like him?

          • AimeeLee
            March 8, 2018 at 12:10 pm

            So let me understand this….. I point out racism in the comments section – where your identy is hidden. (God knows you won’t post these comments under your real name and especially on Facebook) 
            Get told “well they are acting racist themselves, (people in the article). Which is suppose to justify your actions ? 
            And then get asked if I am a racist piece of shit like him……..
            Wow haha that makes sense 

      • Richard Cranium
        March 8, 2018 at 3:39 pm

        You seem to have a lot of guilt about racism. You should go to our friend Didi DelGato’s page, she’ll even let you pay her reperations. BTW, calling a turd a turd isn’t racist, it’s just the truth; and when your a useless piece of shit, the truth usually hurts.

    • JoeMomma
      March 8, 2018 at 2:07 pm

      To get a college degree in this day and age all you need is the ability to write a check. Learning is optional.
      It’s why we never hire anybody under 40…..

  • Yup yup
    March 7, 2018 at 5:44 pm

    Dang son…I’m ready to start a gofundme to help the less privileged learn to use a period. Until then I’ma juss hava two reed it reel quick en hope mi brain autocorrects itt.

  • Kenny Powers
    March 7, 2018 at 5:34 pm

    I bet Angel eats corn the long way.

    • Captain Trips
      March 7, 2018 at 5:40 pm

      HAHAHA!
      Thumbs up!

  • Captain Trips
    March 7, 2018 at 4:34 pm

    And that Gabriella bitch…

    I’d tie her up, deny her water, invite 30 of my buds over, pass out Viagra, and fuck her in shifts until the slut had no pulse

    She doesn’t know what tough is

  • Captain Trips
    March 7, 2018 at 4:14 pm

    What is it about that Angel dude that makes me wanna pummel his face multiple times?

    I would hit him so hard he would literally die from the first punch.

    I enjoyed watching Mr. Taxpayer slam his head against the wall.

    Priceless. The downfall of Springfield in a single package

  • Quentin
    March 7, 2018 at 4:02 pm

    I think Donovan was simply having a gran mal seizure.

  • Kanacke Hasser
    March 7, 2018 at 4:02 pm

    I live for the day when a minority slaps a white woman in front of me.

    • Jesse Helms
      March 7, 2018 at 4:15 pm

      Love how these fucks can constantly refer to waht they’d di to the “White Bitch” yet that’s not at all racist.

    • Anti Defamation League
      March 7, 2018 at 9:07 pm

      You make it sound as if a name and address hasn’t been posted ad nauseam over the past two days.

  • Cracker
    March 7, 2018 at 3:57 pm

    This proves what I’ve been saying over and over about how spics should be completely eradicated from the planet, starting with the faggot ones. They’re fucking useless. The world would be better without them and niggers.

    • AimeeLee
      March 7, 2018 at 8:27 pm

      Wow so a lot of racist readers are coming out more and more ….. that really gives TBS a bad look 

      • Walter
        March 7, 2018 at 8:49 pm

        I agree with you but only because I couldn’t think up a funny racist comment of my own.

      • Captain Trips
        March 7, 2018 at 9:14 pm

        Then go to your safe space. Your play-doh is waiting

        • AimeeLee
          March 8, 2018 at 12:41 am

          Oh so not agreeing with racism means I should go to my safe space??? Hmmmmm these kind of comments and your mind set is why people call TBS a racist

          • MrSparkleface
            March 8, 2018 at 6:48 am

            You know, people like you and Angel are the reasons nice, law-abiding taxpayers can’t have nice things. Unless, of course, they move to a ‘lighter’ area.

    • You're not one of us
      March 8, 2018 at 8:05 am

      Gee, I wonder how us conservatives can stop getting called racists all the time.

      • Screw PC
        March 8, 2018 at 11:44 am

        If Armenians or Japanese or Indian people caused as many fucking problems as blacks and Hispanics, we’d give them shit. But they don’t. So fist fuck your smelly cunt, Aimeelee.

        • AimeeLee
          March 8, 2018 at 12:07 pm

          Lol that’s your answer to justify allowing racism? 

          • Screw PC
            March 8, 2018 at 1:36 pm

            Yeah, it fucking is. People who suck should be hated. Fuck off and die hating me.

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