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So some hoodbooger at Union Station in Springfield filmed an arrest (by what appears to be two cops) of some local jizz stain that of course was “police brutality.” We have no idea why this person was being arrested, but based on his behavior he likely has multiple warrants and tens of thousands of dollars in unpaid child support. Naturally it was the cop’s fault for doing their job, and it turned into a gaggle of sperm sponges calling them pigs while yelling free muh boi:
Police brutality? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!
He literally smashed his head into the door three or four times. Every time he did you could see some sort of electric light flash:
He resisted the entire time, while ironically yelling “I did nothing wrong.”
“This is what you do with our tax dollars.”
I love it. There’s nothing better than when some section 8 reject starts shouting about tax dollars that he’s never paid his entire life.
Of course the only person worse than the slugpump being arrested was the cameraman – Angel Nieves:
Quite possibly the worst person who has ever lived. Ever.
Being as he’s a real man, he had some lovely things to say to the woman in front of him:
“Im the wrong one bitch. I’ll knock a bitch. Move you dumb bitch. I’m about to slap this bitch too.”
And you know he’s a real man because not only will his 110 pound frame knock a bitch out, he also shaves his pits.
Oh, and he fixed cancer. Real pillar of the community right there.
This was my favorite line:
“Yo bitch I’m on probation right now.”
Shocking. The hoodbooger badge of honor – having to piss in a cup once a month.
This was hilarious too:
“Yo bitch I’ll fuck your mother right now bitch.”
Yea dude, her mother probably has a vagina. So it looks like you won’t be doing that after all.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. But the gay community rejects you too. Even though you kicked bin Laden out of Paris.
“Those n words ain’t shit without the gun and badge.”
Oh yea, without a gun and a badge how would they ever be able to handle all of this:
The brilliant commentary then carried over into the comments:
So you’re a college student with a bachelor’s degree? Weird, I thought the whole point of college was to get a bachelor’s degree. What he really means is, “Sometimes I hang out at the community college bathroom offering $5 blowies to strangers.”
The guy in the video was wrong. THIS is what our tax dollars pay for:
He was also lecturing others on how manners are “earned”:
But I believe the word he was looking for was “learned.” Then again, when your mother’s initials are “DCF” you probably have a tough time learning anything at all.
Others offered their insightful commentary as well:
And she used the 100 emoji so you know she means business. Naturally Gabriella is a fan of the dog filter:
Which of course means that she’ll be pregnant by July at the latest.
According to friends of the arrested chudstuffer he “goes to school and take care of his kids” therefore he “don’t do shit”
True that. He was just taking a piss and randomly got arrested for no reason. That’s something that happens in real life. Definitely.
His boy John Stockton is probably a real whiz with the young guys too….
With a thought process like that he’s in line to speak at the DNC in 2020.
He also threatened to “nut in your grandmother’s mouth if you don’t like what he has to say”:
Anyway, this shit for brains apparently NO LONGER WORKS at Toyota of Greenfield: