A homeless woman in Roxbury named Jesstina Moschetto asked for the public’s help recently to clothe her three semen demons for the holidays.
So sad. Except she’s been posting it everywhere.
And every time someone offers to help she turns them down.
And she’s been asking for other free shit constantly and using the kids as bait.
They’ve been homeless for years, she appears to have an able bodied boyfriend, and yet they still can’t get their shit together.
Oh, and despite living in a shelter, forcing their kids to sleep on a floor, and going years without being able to obtain employment while sucking off the system, they decided that the time was right to go ahead and add a third child to the litter because, why the fuck not?
Every time someone offers them help she uses the “I can’t drive” excuse, then tells them to hit up her Venmo or order free shit to come to the shelter.
If your parents named you Jesstina because they couldn’t choose between Jessica and Christina, then you’re probably gonna end up on Turtleboy. That’s just science. But if that name rings a bell it’s likely because MVTB blogged about her two years ago yesterday, and you likely remember her as her Turtleboy name – Gums and Roses.
Ya see, using her crotch fruits as bait to ask for donated shit that she then resells is her favorite holiday tradition.
I do love a good ratchet redemption story, but sadly too many of them don’t change their stripes. If you can’t afford to bring kids into this world then quit raw dogging it, get your shit together, and be an adult. I’m all for helping people in need, but for some of these sewer guppies begging and scamming becomes a lifestyle they never feel like getting out of.
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