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Gums And Roses Is Back Doing What She Always Does At Christmas – Using Her Homeless 3 Crotch Fruits As Bait To Get People To Donate Shit To Her That She Then Resells


A homeless woman in Roxbury named Jesstina Moschetto asked for the public’s help recently to clothe her three semen demons for the holidays.

So sad. Except she’s been posting it everywhere.

And every time someone offers to help she turns them down.

And she’s been asking for other free shit constantly and using the kids as bait.

They’ve been homeless for years, she appears to have an able bodied boyfriend, and yet they still can’t get their shit together.

Oh, and despite living in a shelter, forcing their kids to sleep on a floor, and going years without being able to obtain employment while sucking off the system, they decided that the time was right to go ahead and add a third child to the litter because, why the fuck not?

Every time someone offers them help she uses the “I can’t drive” excuse, then tells them to hit up her Venmo or order free shit to come to the shelter.

If your parents named you Jesstina because they couldn’t choose between Jessica and Christina, then you’re probably gonna end up on Turtleboy. That’s just science. But if that name rings a bell it’s likely because MVTB blogged about her two years ago yesterday, and you likely remember her as her Turtleboy name – Gums and Roses.

Ya see, using her crotch fruits as bait to ask for donated shit that she then resells is her favorite holiday tradition.

I do love a good ratchet redemption story, but sadly too many of them don’t change their stripes. If you can’t afford to bring kids into this world then quit raw dogging it, get your shit together, and be an adult. I’m all for helping people in need, but for some of these sewer guppies begging and scamming becomes a lifestyle they never feel like getting out of.


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31 Comment(s)
  • New boot goofin'
    December 7, 2020 at 10:44 am

    O’Connor v. Donaldson 1975 was the worst supreme court decision ever.

  • Mark Steyns Forecast for the Decline of Western Civilization
    December 6, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    If you think about it, all the “smart” people use birth control and might get around to having the designer kid at thirty- five, if at all. These people keep having three or four kids in the mean time, most with issues, and you can see why the average iq keeps trending lower. If the “smart” people would start having four or five kids again, instead of wasting their twenties and thirties on self indulgent lifestyles, we might turn this thing around. Ain’t gonna happen so look for increases in ratchets and immigrants to make up for the kids we can’t be bothered to have.

  • marilynsantos45
    Mazikeen 69
    December 5, 2020 at 4:05 pm

    wth..social service should take her kids‍ she’s pregnant again

  • Travis Bickle
    December 5, 2020 at 4:03 pm

    I think this is the “browning of America” that I’ve been hearing so much about in recent years. Just sayin’…

    • Truth hurts
      December 5, 2020 at 11:59 pm

      The browning of America!
      What a passive aggressive racist comment…gross

      • Travis Bickle
        December 6, 2020 at 10:24 am

        Geeze, you act as if the “Browning of America” is going to be a bad thing. Don’t you think it will be great when all of America looks like Brockton, Fall River, New Bedford, Dorchester, Roxbury, Worcester, Springfield, etc., and “famblies” like the lovely and successful couple highlighted here become the “new normal”? Just sayin’…

  • Rockets Redglare
    December 5, 2020 at 10:19 am

    Oh no, there goes Tokyo talkin about Gumzilla!

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    December 5, 2020 at 8:40 am

    Im all for helping out those who find themselves in difficult times through no real fault of their own. As i too was once at my rock bottom, after many years in a toxic abusive relationship. So unfortunately know first hand the hoplessness and depression and shame that comes along with giving up everything you have and ever knew, to walk away with nothing except the clothes on your backl, and a trash bag full of pillows blankets. It’s emotionally devastating and hard as hell to pull yourself back out of that s***. The main thing is you yourself need to help yourself first and foremost before anybody can be of any help to you. If you’re just sitting around waiting for a Payday it’s never going to come. Most people in this world have no problem helping people as long as they help themselves and put in the effort and earn the help they are asking for. However when it comes to people like the above honestly I don’t think they want to put in the effort they just want to be handed a comfortable lifestyle that they didn’t have to work for and that does not happen nowadays you need to work for what you want and that’s the bottom line. If you won’t work for what you want why should other people work to give you what you want.

  • Charlie Moore
    December 5, 2020 at 3:37 am

    She has gums like a Halibut.

  • Crystal Laviolette
    Queen Gummi-Hoooooo!!
    December 5, 2020 at 12:18 am

    This is what happens when Severely Mentally Challenged people have babies. Hell, they can barely achieve activities of daily living for themselves, never mind youngsters. Look closely, you can see it in her eyes. Super low iq, super big gums.

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    December 4, 2020 at 9:42 pm

    Thank God for the blacks! They’re always taking all the white chicks that us white guys don’t want

  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    December 4, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    My favorite is her post about the kids birthday. “Can anyone help out and get the rest of what we need?”
    * Then lists EVERYTHING you would need for a party right down to fucking refreeze! I know that i love my Hamburg with a side of potpourri smelling shit…. Sorry I stand corrected. That is more likely for her nasty downstairs mix-up.

  • North of the Border
    December 4, 2020 at 8:35 pm

    Holy shit. There really is a female version of Butthead.

  • Captain Trips
    December 4, 2020 at 7:55 pm


    Make take a six pack, but would.

    I just like them like my underwear, old, dirty and not much to look at, but personality (and her teeth) light up a room and makes up for it. Bet she’s a freak.

    • Geez Louise
      December 4, 2020 at 10:49 pm

      Clearly not the real Captain Trips. Give it up douchebag.

  • Old man
    December 4, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    I find it hard to feel sorry for people like this. They have ,free healthcare, no premiums, no deductible, DENTAL, eyecare,perscriptions and a ride to the doctors. I worked all my life and cannot afford to see all of my doctors or have testing done. Boo fucking hoo.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 4, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    Yup. Burn the coal. Be a single unsupported mom.

  • Boston Irish
    Hunter Biden
    December 4, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    Once you go black, you’re a single mom

  • hartf811
    Filthy Animals
    December 4, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    Hook up with an He’boon and that’s you life girls.

  • Guinea Geisha
    December 4, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    There are few things in life more unfortunate than having a mouth full of capital gums and lowercase teeth.

  • hartf811
    Beverly Farms
    December 4, 2020 at 2:37 pm

    Bidens world.
    No responsibility for actions. Wanna Fuck?
    Just do it because it feelz good and birth control is expensive (or the ride to the free clinic is too inconvenient.
    Losers breed losers and the cycle continues.
    Cut off child support. Give bounties for abortions. Kill off the whole loser generation who think these requests for handouts is appropriate.

  • Wow just wow
    December 4, 2020 at 1:34 pm

    What a happy couple. Too bad that they don’t care enough to raise their keedz. Just another generation of more of the same. Way to go. It is people like them that truly make America great. And makes me want to puke.

    • Shaking my head
      December 5, 2020 at 7:00 am

      Doesn’t MassHealth pay for tubal ligation? I would rather my tax money go toward that than to the birth-special ed – prison- funeral it will go to for the majority of these babies.

  • Paul Casale
    Top 10
    December 4, 2020 at 1:11 pm

    Gums & Roses! LMAO! This has to be one of your top 10 names. Right up there will Failure Swift & Britney Smears!

  • Highrise hater
    December 4, 2020 at 12:53 pm

    Jess Tina, call state rep Sonia Chang-Diaz, maybe she can help you with your situation, after she’s done bashing them damm popo! Priority’s!

  • Wuhan Market 20 Piece Cobra McNugget
    December 4, 2020 at 12:51 pm

    Look at that dirty mattress on the floor that they are camped out on.You can even see the goo stains in one picture.Horrifying.Poor kids.

  • Shitcakes.
    December 4, 2020 at 12:11 pm

    Ginger vitus, keep poppin out those lil’smokies. Sooner or later you can hook up with didi & monica. Oh wait….they wont help because your not affican.

  • Marvin James Farr,
    December 4, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    Wear your mask bitches

  • Full Metal Ratchet
    December 4, 2020 at 11:59 am

    Someone tell Jimi Hendrix there to get a job and pull out or double bag it.

    • Man from Glad
      December 4, 2020 at 1:56 pm

      Don’t forget the scented draw-string bags for the trash that’s been hanging around entirely too long.
      Don’t get mad, get Glad!

    • Captain Trips
      Mr. Clean
      December 4, 2020 at 3:20 pm

      I doubt that my strongest cleanser would work on that mattress…..

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