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Guy In Harambe Suit Wearing “All Lives Matter” Shirt At Bears Game Is The Biggest Microaggression Of All Time And Has SJW’s Fired Up About Racism

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Yesterday’s Bears-Lions game was pretty shitty all around. The best play of the game came from a guy who ran on the field in a Harambe costume with “All lives matter” written on his shirt:

Notice the back of his shirt said, “put the guns down”


Anyone with a brain gets the joke. Harambe was killed by someone using a gun. His life, just like all lives, matters. Get it? It’s a Harambe joke. Because Harambe jokes are so hot right now.



But as we saw at UMass last month, Harambe jokes are racist. And this entire charade was nothing more than a racist microagression, at least according to Yahoo’s Jay Busbee

Now, as fun as watching a guy in a gorilla suit run around might be, there’s the matter of the shirt he was wearing. On one side, it apparently read “RIP Harambe,” a “tribute” to the gorilla killed by the Cincinnati Zoo earlier this year and a tired, stale joke that’s still funny to the kind of folks who quote “Austin Powers” movies. (Update: The shirt read “Put the guns down,” which you could read either as a wish for peace or a demand for gun control, depending on your political affiliation. That’s a bit different from a Harambe joke, which doesn’t change the fact that Harambe jokes are played out.)

The other side of the T-shirt read “All Lives Matter,” the slogan that’s a rebuttal to the “Black Lives Matter” movement. Granted, one person’s slogan of inclusiveness and awareness is another’s statement of race-based defiance, but wearing an “All Lives Matter” shirt over a gorilla costume—well, that’s either breathtaking ignorance or just straight-out, no-question racism. Not a great look either way, gorilla dude.

Breaking news: Middle aged white SJW has determined that Harambe jokes are no longer funny and constitute “straight out, no question racism.”


Many Internet yahoos seem to agree:




Evidently this guy in a Harambe costumer is not making white people look good:


Except there’s just one problem – the guy was black:


But he’s also a Goddamn American hero. Because sometimes we just need to sit back and have a laugh. Life is too short for all this butthurt behavior and the constant debate about what is and isn’t offensive. And this once again shows how SJW’s will find ways to turn any humorous incident into a racist microaggression. Because they don’t believe in having fun.


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7 Comment(s)
  • Jp
    October 3, 2016 at 9:12 pm

    How obsessed with being offended do you have to be that whenever you see a gorilla you go, “that’s racist.” No one is even making that connection, it’s in your own head. When was the last time a white person called a black person a monkey or gorilla in a derogatory way? I’m somewhat young, and I know that such insults existed at one point in time, but I’ve literally never heard it used.

  • Gerry Callahan
    October 3, 2016 at 7:03 pm

    Pretty sure the costume is “BLM Protester”.

  • AJ
    October 3, 2016 at 3:51 pm

    This is the second time we’ve seen someone take to the field running this season, and it’s only week 4. The first was kind of comical, as it appeared at first glance to be a trainer for San Francisco, until he got thumped by security in the end zone. Harmless though, he wasn’t wearing anything that would have offended anyone that’s just waiting to be offended.

    This dunce yesterday had to kick it up a few notches, and incorporate the 2 things that SJWs everywhere have worn out completely, but are desperately clinging to. They’re hell bent on pitching any information as true information, without knowing fact. Fact of the matter is, the guy at the center of this is black, and every SJW was locked and loaded ready to take aim at every white person (who they adamantly deem racists) and keep this charade going. Surprised to see this was just a guy being a complete goof on National tv. The fact that he is black is irrelevant. Anyone on the planet knows that you’re never going to be victorious storming on to a field during a televised sporting event..

    Given the tense climate we live in today, the most harmless of pranks with a little bit of political sarcasm has to be completely blown out of proportion so the people who count the minutes to the next big thing they can say has negatively impacted their life and demand change.

    Sad state we live in. It’s a SJW paradise and it’s pathetic.

    • BobnMic
      October 3, 2016 at 4:05 pm

      Welcome back to the TBS comment section AJ. We’re currently being overrun with SJWs. They’re like fucking mosquitoes carrying the Zika virus. Some cool ones still exist but wow where these freaks came from I have no fucking idea. Check out the 50 thumbs down I’ll get just from these seven sentences. It’s kinda funny.

      The more you know.

      • Biff
        October 3, 2016 at 9:06 pm

        Bob, everyone who hates you isn’t a SJW, there are literally no SJWs here at all. We all just hate you, and hope that you die. Or at the very least, we would like you to eat pavement on that faggy motorcycle of yours, and lose your fingers so that you can no longer type on these comments.

        • BobnMic
          October 4, 2016 at 12:13 am

          That’s the thing about you SJWs. You’re in such denial thinking that no one else’s opinion matters that you can not even recognize your own short-sightedness. You walk around with blinders on like the little Zombies you are. It truly is remarkable.

          I love how your gal from Grafton says that she open to dialogue but at the end of her rant says go pound sand if you disagree. Comical but hey this is America after all so you are free to be the tool that you are.

          And when did a Harley Davidson motorcycle become “faggy?” I never got that memo.

  • Who-Dis
    October 3, 2016 at 11:37 am

    Why can’t that damn gorilla stay dead?

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