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Guy Who Clearly Doesn’t Need More Food Is Selling Food Stamps On Facebook For Drug Money Because In Massachusetts We Subsidize The Opiate Epidemic

Guy Who Clearly Doesn’t Need More Food Is Selling Food Stamps On Facebook For Drug Money Because In Massachusetts We Subsidize The Opiate Epidemic

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Anyone looking to buy stamps? Let us know, because we got a guy:

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I’m sure the money will go to a really good cause:

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James Molina took the post down, presumably because he realized it was not the best idea in the world to solicit EBT fraud on Facebook:

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But the Internet is forever, thus highlighting the first rule of riding the turtle – screenshot everything.

Anyway, can’t help but feel a little bad for this guy since he’s clearly an addict based off his Facebook posts. So we’re not doing this to shame him necessarily, but to point out once again how RAMPANT food stamp abuse is in this state, and how politicians continue to pretend that it’s not. He’s a grown, able-bodied man, who just so happens to look like he weighs at least 300 pounds.


Obviously this man does not need food stamps. Only in America can you weigh 300 pounds and still be on government assistance. Clearly you are not struggling to find food, and thus food stamps have little use, and the only thing he’s going to do with it is trade them in on Facebook for heroin money. Massachusetts isn’t trying to stop the opiate epidemic. They’re subsidizing it with our tax dollars and then giving themselves 40% raises for a job well done.



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15 Comment(s)
  • Dr. Feelgood
    April 14, 2017 at 8:22 pm

    31%?! On who’s end?

  • Timothy Bizznelli
    April 13, 2017 at 9:58 pm

    Who is to blame? The average 400-pound fraudapotomas who obtains these benefits illegally, taking what could be used for elderly people and children who may actually need them? Or the communist chucklefucker state legislators who have looked the other way on this for decades? Let’s face it, there are many food banks and churches who would be happy to help legitimately hungry people, and do. These whiny asswipes who steal benefits and post their woes on social media aren’t hungry for food, though. They’re hungry for heroin, weed and pills. Anyone caught abusing the system should have their Twinkie-engorged ass tossed in a jail cell, or better yet flown to a third world country so that they can see what real poverty looks like.

  • Firstie!
    April 12, 2017 at 11:12 pm

    Fuck. Am I the firstie here?

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    April 12, 2017 at 10:54 pm

    Thank a Democrat.

    • Rightwinger
      April 13, 2017 at 1:11 am


  • WHAT?
    April 12, 2017 at 10:38 pm

    Good timing! Right at tax time! This will encourage all those hard working families that are struggling to meet their tax obligations and provide for their families to work harder. Perhaps they can get a third job so as to be able to provide the quality of life that this chud has grown accustomed to.

    There are families who are in need of assistance. These are the people that welfare is there for. They are not the ones selling food stamps. They are actually using food stamps to get FOOD.

    There are many more who are defrauding welfare. They have four or five welfare ID’s and drive around in brand new Honda SUV’s. Talk to any Cop who ever arrested someone. They’ll tell you that half the people that get arrested, when their property is inventoried at the Police station, they have four, five, or six welfare ID’s. Talk to anyone on the street. They’ll tell you that you need to see “certain people” when you apply for welfare. If any of this is reported, the response is mind your business or “Ya, we’ll look into it”. The politicians in Massachusetts will never do anything serious about it because that is their voting base. Once in a while they they do a sham “investigation” and some sacrificial goat is trotted out. Then it is back to business as usual.

    Welfare fraud is a HUGE industry in Massachusetts. At this time, when the citizens of Massachusetts are struggling to meet their tax burdens, they should be flooding the DOJ in Washington with demands that they conduct a major investigation of the welfare fraud in Massachusetts.

  • Rightwinger
    April 12, 2017 at 7:30 pm

    Welcome to Trumps America!

  • bigdaddy
    April 12, 2017 at 6:55 pm

    If you enjoy this assfucking by your government remember to reelect all of the democrats next year

  • Komrade Dan Margolis
    April 12, 2017 at 6:30 pm

    A vote is a vote. Komrade Molina will vote Demokrat for the rest of his life. He knows Republicans would cut him off. And his vote counts just as much as yours, you hard working, tax paying, productive member of society.

  • whatevuh
    April 12, 2017 at 6:13 pm

    In the National Parks, there are signs telling you to not feed the animals, because they will become dependent on humans for their food, JUST SAYIN’

  • Heroina
    April 12, 2017 at 5:55 pm

    I read his FB, and give zero fu*ks he’s so called sober. Coming home from a hard day of work and seeing where my tax dollars are going makes me sick. Not sure how long he’s been sober, but how does one become a morbidly obese IV drug user anyway. Seeing a man with a BMI of 50 getting food stamps is the biggest smack in the face. Then seeing he’s trying to sell the food stamps for smack? Hey Big Pun, you know where you could get extra cash? It’s called working. If you have a job get a second one, work overtime. Because it seems like you have a lot of extra time blogging on FB about your sad life.

  • Done
    April 12, 2017 at 5:36 pm

    In the meantime I’v had 2 tumor’s and a skull bone removed, but we get denied because we’re $8 over.

  • Strata
    April 12, 2017 at 4:34 pm

    My liberal friend tells me there is no welfare & public assistance fraud …

  • Jenny Craig
    April 12, 2017 at 3:09 pm

    Can’t handle this one, go to weight watchers.

    • James Molina
      April 12, 2017 at 6:04 pm

      Do they accept food stamps?

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