Guy Who Took Picture With The Wannabe Egyptian Terrorist Who Hijacked His Plan Is A Goddamn Legend

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So there was a hijacking on an Egyptian airliner the other day when some idiot trying to get back with his ex-wife strapped a fake bomb to his chest and diverted the Cairo-bound flight to Cyprus. That’s when a British jokester saw the once in a lifetime opportunity to pose for a picture with the guy who was holding him hostage and he took it:


His name is Ben Innes, and he is a legend. Absolute legend. Sure, some people would try to tackle the would-be fake terrorist or escalate the situation. But that was before God invented Instagram. Awesome sunglasses too. In all honesty, it seemed pretty implausible from the start that this guy was a real terrorist. For starters he’s old, skinny, and seemingly acting alone. Pretty sure ISIS wouldn’t send the geriatric retiree to do such an important job. Also pretty sure no one in ISIS lives to be this guy’s age. Might as well snap a photograph so you can show your kids proof that you took on a terrorist and survived. Pretty bad ass street cred right there.

Anyway, the friendship was real and Ben was one of the final three hostage released at the airport:

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The best part was the message he sent to his homey afterwards:


“You know your boy doesn’t fuck about.” Is “fuck about” how British people say “fuck around?” Because if it is then I might need to add that to the Turtleboy vocabulary. Turn on the news lad!!


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10 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    March 30, 2016 at 1:18 pm

    He looks like he’s having a blast.

  • ItsAllABadDream
    March 30, 2016 at 11:42 am

    Social media really exposes how far we’ve fallen as a species. “This guy is gonna kill us! But it’ll make a great post!”

  • Jake from State Farm
    March 30, 2016 at 8:05 am

    I love the way the press keeps saying he took a selfie with him……. it wasn’t a selfie (they can’t even get that right …. or just using the word for the sake of using the word))

  • UsualSuspect
    March 30, 2016 at 5:43 am

    The last geriatric terrorist bomber recently exploded his laptop and got sucked out of the plane, making himself the only casualty. Karma was a bitch that day.

  • Reddog
    March 29, 2016 at 10:22 pm

    Sorry,don’t see the humor. You don’t fuck around with that shit,especially these days.

    • Nanna
      March 29, 2016 at 10:53 pm

      Cue the killjoy…..

    • Adam
      March 30, 2016 at 1:15 am

      Agreed…… too many times this is real innocent people kids dying every day….I get the guys excitement but come on now

    • Itinerant Chav
      March 30, 2016 at 9:48 am

      U wot m8? U best be ‘avin’ a giggle ova dis, or me n the lads r gonna beat ur arse proper n den fuck off to tha pub for a cheeky pint before tea.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        March 30, 2016 at 1:13 pm

        Lmao, Internet has been won today.

      • Wabbitt
        March 30, 2016 at 1:17 pm

        Oi’ll kick yer fookin’ arse mate. I swear on me mum.

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