Hack From WHDH Says That They Made Fun Of Turtleboy Behind The Scenes But Then Routinely Ripped Off Our Stories 


Yesterday we published a blog about how the Twitter blue checkmark brigade was up in arms that the ACLU was defending Turtleboy in the lawsuit filed by Failure Swift.

But there was also a comment we missed that was pretty interesting because it was the first ever public admission from a mainstream media outlet that they blatantly rip off our stories while simultaneously pretending like we’re not real news. This is Chris Parish.

He apparently used to be the social media manager for WHDH 7News before getting a job as a “content specialist” at Brown.

In October he fell for this scam:

Last year Aaron “Apple Daddy” Gouveia once again used his child as a prop for sympathy by making him put nail polish on his hands because he’s sad that he had three kids but no daughters. Just a reminder that Apple Daddy routinely pulls stunts like this, such as the time he feigned viral outrage when he saw this sign while apple picking in Northboro.


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Anyone who falls for Apple Daddy’s bullshit is a fucking moron. It’s simply unforgivable for a grown man not to realize that Apple Daddy is a con-artist who uses his kids as props and pretends to be outraged about everything so that people will read his stupid fucking Daddy blog. That’s the kind of guy Chris Parish is. Here’s the comment he left.

“When I worked at 7 News we made fun of them relentlessly, then we’d follow up on his headlines, sometimes it made my skin crawl.”

And there you have it folks. We all knew it was happening but Chris was kind enough to be the first to admit it publicly, so we thank him for that. They “made fun of Turtleboy relentlessly,” because they were mad that a blog named after a boy riding a turtle was a billion times more popular than the meaningless drivel they put out on the regular. It “made his skin crawl” because he hated it so much, but there’s only so much real news they can pretend they didn’t see. Sad.

To answer some of his questions though….

How is Turtleboy still a thing?


We never give up. Ever. We’ve overcome obstacles that would’ve caused people like Chrissy-poo to take their ball and go home. We’ve lost over 40 Facebook pages, including one with 112,000 followers. We’ve had three Twitter accounts shut down and are now permanently blacklisted. We’re blacklisted by Google AdSense, so we just started a new website from scratch. I wrote a book that was a best seller in the censorship category on Amazon. We started a live show, made a store, and created an App. We’ve overcome more than people like Chris will in a lifetime, and unfortunately for him we’re not going anywhere.

How has it not been sued into oblivion at this point?

We have, and we’re undefeated in court. We’ve beaten several libel lawsuits and bogus harassment orders. We have the ACLU defending us in federal court. And we’re still here because we have the greatest fans on the planet and they’ve donated to our cause because they won’t allow us to be silenced by speech Nazis like Luke O’Neil and Chris Parish.

“It’s a stain on this entire region.”

The stain on this region and every region is the mainstream media. Turtleboy is a ray of light. Get used to us because we’re not going anywhere.



Yea, you have….so much to be proud of. Like that time you admitted that the station you worked for got their news from us. Or that time you shared a link using the WHDH Twitter account. You sir, are an invaluable cog in the news cycle, and I for one than you for your service.

Also, I just Googled your name and that picture came up. “Hours.” Also, the kid wasn’t being bullied at school. His Dad is a con-artist who uses his kids as props and pretends they’re victimized. That’s why I mocked you – because you fell for it as the mainstream media often does with stories like this. Sad.



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17 Comment(s)
  • Crazy Comedienne
    September 9, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    He is a very talented man. It’s not often a man can make my uterus shut down while my ovaries shrivel up and die simultaneously.

    Talented, indeed.

  • Randi Goldklank , anyone ??
    September 9, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    Hi, everybunny !! I’m STILL in the “biz” (as we call it in the biz !!) .
    I’m just another prime example of the quality of person who gravitates to the Mainstream Media Biz !! We worship the rush of power that comes with controlling the opinions and feelings of the Great Unwashed !!

  • Toby from the Office
    September 9, 2019 at 10:43 am

    Hey, quit making fun of my little brother. He’s a little slow, I admit, but he tries hard to fit in with the cool kids.

  • IT'S MA'AM
    September 9, 2019 at 5:50 am

    Careful, or he’ll summon the squad to attempt to silence you.

    I mean, is this guy even woke?

  • Liberty is worth fighting for
    September 9, 2019 at 4:43 am

    The only time I watch the news is to get the weather report, on the car, unless there’s a ton of traffic, I never put on a news station. It’s all spun to fit their agenda.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    September 9, 2019 at 2:46 am

    Fuck me.

    Chris Parish has a chin that he could use to take pickles out of a jar!


  • Silencio Dogood
    September 9, 2019 at 2:45 am

    freedom of speech, one of America’s absolutist best, must constantly be defended as the freedom of uttered stupidity, so that the rest have a voice.

    while i’m here, although skincrawl is a serious disease on the Left, let me address that where Muslims cut off a hand for hudud thievery, a pedestrian freebooter may assuredly walk, undefeated, in this new world land.

  • Gash Basher
    September 8, 2019 at 10:49 pm

    He looks like the kid diddler from gone baby gone

  • z
    September 8, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    You will never get credit because that’s not the way they roll.
    If they can’t shut you up, they will starve you out.

    Enter “TurtleBoy Sports” in a search engine.
    This web site exists in google, giburu (which I never heard of), startpage, baidu + yandex.

    Now, go to Bing, Yahoo + duckduckgo.
    No hits to the web site, or there but it is on page 57, and who digs that deep?
    All there is, is how bad TBS is but no way for someone to confirm it themselves with a link.

    Yandex is Russian.
    Baidu is mainland China.

  • TRUMP2020
    September 8, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    fag boy painted up like the fucking FAG that he is TURTLE BOY IS THE LORD GOD!!!

  • tbs4eva
    September 8, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    Again, content of turtleboysports is excellent. I believe the ones that comment racist, homophobic, vulgarity here are doing so in attempt to shed negative light on trutleboysports. Those people are the enemy of true turtleriders.

  • Biased Channel
    September 8, 2019 at 8:52 pm

    In my opinion WHDH is one of the most biased news stations in this region. They are so blatantly anti-Trump that it’s unwatchable. Some of the reporters have more skeletons in their closets than the people they report about.

    • Luke Fondleberg
      September 8, 2019 at 9:33 pm

      You also forgot ‘sensationalist.’ They are the most tabloid of the local outlets. Every single person was “rushed” to the hospital.

      The cosmetics girls my wife worked with referred to the night anchor as “Kim Crazhei.” She was apparently a tyrant in some of the local stores…..

  • Riding that stain
    September 8, 2019 at 8:03 pm

    This guy is a ass to nose, shit fingered little snotpicker…not much of a match for the turtle…

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Sprinkle Pig
    September 8, 2019 at 8:03 pm

    WE ARE ALL TURTLEBOY!!!!! BTW I would love if you would start selling a bumper sticker that said that. That would be great. The amount of heads that would explode driving down the road with that sticker on my truck would be amazing.

    • Kim Wescott
      September 10, 2019 at 6:20 pm

      I’d buy it! Maybe extras to put on top of SJW bumper stickers while they’re shopping!

  • SG
    September 8, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    Winning! Long live TBS

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