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Hadassah Made Up A Bunch Of Bullshit About Me Trying To Kill Her In A Failed Attempt To Get A Restraining Order In Milford District Court Today, Turtle Riders Show Up And Get Naughty


Hadassah vs. Turtleboy in Milford District Court happened today and the good guys won. Her bullshit restraining order against me was denied, but she lied her ass off under oath in order to try to get it. I’d estimate that at least 20-25 turtle riders were there in their turtle gear, with signs, and they even got in a little trouble when they all cheered at the end. This was the post-court press conference.

Here’s a synopsis of my cherry popping in Milford District Court:

  • No on in Milford speaks English. Literally every degenerate ratchet who was called up for driving without a license, or not paying back probation the money they owed, needed a Port-a-geez interpreter. I might as well have been in Fall River. Lots of Juicy Jasiel votes in the house.
  • My surprise attorney was former Milford Police Chief Tom O’Loughlin (who was unfairly ousted as chief by a corrupt and drunken selectmen who was pissed that his DUI was being investigated by the popo), and his law partner and former Mendon Police Chief Ernie Horn. This was great because Hadassah claims that the reason she is being “attacked” is because of her support for Chief O’Loughlin. Her jaw dropped when she saw who my lawyer was. I thank them very much for helping me deal with this bullshit.
  • Hadassah was in rare form – shaking uncontrollably, pretending to have a seizure, crying on command, lying her face off, claiming she was in fear for her life, etc.
  • H told the judge that I called her and threatened to kill her and burn her house down (a complete lie told under oath), claimed that I directed turtle riders to do the same, said that I bragged to her that I forced two people to commit suicide and that she would be #3 (complete and utter bullshit), and a bunch of other lies. Guess perjury isn’t a thing anymore.
  • Court officials who are used to boring, mundane Thursdays got the show of a lifetime. Every set of eyeballs in that court was fixated on Hadassah as she whined about losing 20 pounds and made up bullshit on top of more bullshit.
  • My attorneys confronted her about lying about the Board of Health telling her that things were fine at her house. They had the BOH’s latest report, which told her that she could only have six beds in the house, and that she had to rip up the cat piss soaked rug. She threw a hissy fit and said that she was the one who volunteered to tear the carpet up.
  • Hadassah lied about not letting her speak (which the video shows is untrue), said I showed up to the shelter uninvited, and claimed that I demanded to go through her books (she invited me to both places specifically to do that). Survey says, that’s a lie.

  • The Judge clearly saw right through her charade. He asked her who she meant when she kept saying, “they’re calling,” and she repeatedly said, “turtle riders,” and he had no freaking clue what that meant. He made it clear to her that she had no evidence to back up any of her claims, and that as a reporter I have First Amendment privileges to interview her and write about her, and that I’m not responsible if other people harass her.
  • Hadassah could not back up anything she was saying. The only way to get a restraining order is to prove that you have 3 instances of unwelcome contact. I haven’t contacted that lunatic at all after I interviewed her in early August.
  • For those reasons the restraining order was denied.

I’d like to thank all the turtle riders who came to court to show their support for what we do. It was very humbling, and we couldn’t do any of this without you. (Funny how all of these Internet tough guys never show up when I announce I’m going to be in a public place though.) I look forward to more meet and greets like this in the future, preferably not outside of a courthouse.


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26 Comment(s)
  • Turtle Rider
    August 29, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    Surprise attorney? You can’t afford one so one had to be provided for you? Where exactly are the donations to the Turtle Fund going?

    • Gitty
      August 29, 2019 at 10:36 pm

      I thought it was supposed to go towards suing Facebook.

    • CorrectMeIfImWrong
      August 30, 2019 at 11:54 pm

      It was a surprise who his attorney was in the sense that he didn’t want to tell anyone the name of the attorney yet because he wanted the shock value when H saw that his attorney was someone that she had drama over. Not that he had to get a court appointed attorney. H claimed people hated her because she supported the now former Chief, so it was entertaining to see her shock that the former Chief was his attorney.

  • Nice Look!
    August 29, 2019 at 7:44 pm

    I was teaching today. Glad to know the TB wore a shirt and tie. Classy!

  • TBS Groupies NICE!
    August 29, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    Glad you had an honest judge, some will take out their personnel politics on you. Truth has become malleable, changeable narrative, “hands up don’t shoot”
    even when caught on video tape, truth doesn’t matter, big shot athlete rapes a nobody woman…. dats cool with Barry Soetoro crowd.

  • Leonard Washington
    August 29, 2019 at 3:48 pm

    What an afternoon I’ve had. Trying to calm Heidi down. Thanks for nothing UTB. I even had to give Vlad a sedative. Heidi can’t understand how her blonde hair, and ample bosom can’t sway a judge anymore. I told her Father Time is a bastard.

    You’ve forced a lot of changes around the shelter. Cat boxes are now cleaned weekly instead of monthly. Residents, along with their cash, are fleeing to legitimate facilities. The kids are considering kicking in some rent money and cutting back on the brewskis.

    You suck Turtleboy.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    August 29, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    Well played, sir

  • Turtle Rider For LIFE
    August 29, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    Reading this just made my day soooo much better!! Wish I could have been there but I was busy being a productive member of society & had meetings that I couldn’t ditch today.. I would have taken a personal day for this if I could have!

    TurtleBoy: 127,986
    Ratchets: 0

    Free Muh Turtle Boy!!!!

  • A Thought from the Trenches
    August 29, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    Congratulations on defeating the restraining order application. But be careful in the future, especially when challenging the behavior of people in protected classes, and particularly when you challenge it publicly. You never know who may choose to support your adversary, because a protected class is involved or for any of many other reasons, and what very significant resources they may bring. All litigation, even the most seemingly minor and informal, is inherently unpredictable and can quickly spin out of control against you into something much larger and more serious that you might never have anticipated.

    • A
      August 29, 2019 at 2:01 pm

      What the hell are you talking about?

  • Real_Finn
    August 29, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    “My surprise attorney was former Milford Police Chief Tom O’Loughlin … This was great because Hadassah claims that the reason she is being “attacked” is because of her support for Chief O’Loughlin. Her jaw dropped when she saw who my lawyer was.”

    This gave me the greatest pleasure to read.

    Karma bats last.


  • Furious Styles
    August 29, 2019 at 1:13 pm

    No cameras in the courtroom? It is a public building sir.

    Bob from the comments made sure to inform everyone the other day that you can film in a courthouse just not in “private areas”. Well, the courtroom is not “private” and is in the public building.

    Have Commissioner Gordon Send the “boob signal” up into the sky and get Josh aka BOOBman down there to audit their… whatever the fuck he does with his cameraphone.

    I will sit back and wait for this!

  • juror seven esq.
    August 29, 2019 at 1:11 pm

    For the good old days when Milford was Italian all the way. Back in the 50’s when the town baseball team went to the Amateur World Series. They still have Powers Post American Legion that the community gets behind so there is still hope.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    August 29, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    I just laughed my fucking bag off at the “Free Muh Turtleboi” sign.

    Fuck you, Hadassah, you delusional, compulsive lying, psycho hose-beast.

    • Tad Nitpicky
      August 29, 2019 at 2:12 pm

      Glad you enjoyed the sign Dick

      It was imported all the way from Warwick RI. But I forgot to add :

      copyright © 2019 Nitpicky_werx

      p.s. Why wuzn’t I at my “high-paying job” ??

      Cuz I’m retired and enjoy attending spectacles like today’s. It was really the BEST !!

  • Sue Yoo, ESQ.
    August 29, 2019 at 12:58 pm

    Hey Hadassah, how did you like getting reamed by turtle cock?!

  • Hugh Jass
    August 29, 2019 at 12:50 pm

    Wish I could’ve been there today but I had to work. This series is the gift that keeps on giving.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      August 29, 2019 at 1:07 pm

      Likewise. But i was busy being in England. 🙂

  • randiguy2006
    No Days Off!
    August 29, 2019 at 12:45 pm

    I thought most “riders” would be and their important high-paying jobs today.

    Weird that they had time for this.

    • A
      August 29, 2019 at 1:28 pm

      I’m at my important, high paying, job today. That’s why I wasn’t there, but it looks like only a handful of the THOUSANDS of fans were able to make it. So what exactly is your point?

      • randiguy2006
        No Days Off!
        August 29, 2019 at 4:07 pm

        My point is he’ll have his tin cup out next week begging for money to pay his lawyer…but this is somehow some sort of a “win” for him.

        Im glad the “handful” didnt have anything to do to today on this “work” day.

    • Kenneth Foley
      August 30, 2019 at 6:12 pm

      Yup – turtles don’t take days off.
      It’s in their DNA

  • Said Everyone
    August 29, 2019 at 12:43 pm

    Well done.

  • randiguy2006
    August 29, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    Quite a life you have going.

    How much money did this “win” cost you?

    • Princess Gray Beaver
      August 29, 2019 at 12:44 pm

      Yet here you are commenting

      • z
        August 29, 2019 at 2:12 pm

        I picture Aaron Rodgers sports agent in the State Farm Commercials saying that.

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