Social Justice Warriors

Hamilton Actor Who Lectured Mike Pence On Racism Likes St. Patty’s Day Cuz You Can Have Sex With Drunk White Women

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A lot of people are still buzzing about Mike Pence getting booed while taking in “Hamilton” on Broadway, and then being lectured about accepting diversity by a bunch of people who were allegedly trying to bring Americans together. Well, the actor playing Aaron Burr, who was VERY concerned about Trump and Pence not accepting the well paid group of actors and actresses on stage, is named Brandon Victor Dixon. In his speech Brandon spoke of inspiring the VP-elect to work on behalf of our “American values”:

“We hope this show has inspired you to work on behalf of our American values, and work on behalf of ALL of us.”

Well, by looking at Brandon Dixon’s twitter account we can see exactly what he means by “American values.”

Translation –

So let me get this straight. By “American values,” Brandon Dixon means “preying on drunk white chicks so you can take advantage of them in their state of inebriation?” Yup, this guy is definitely well qualified to lecture the VP-elect on values. You gotta get em drunk first so that they’re more likely to “consent” (wink-wink) to sex. Because God knows if they’re not drunk they’ll never have sex with you. I guess “date rape” is officially an American value at this point. Well, that’s just swell.

Oh yea, and there’s nothing racist about this tweet at all. Nothing. Notice he didn’t make any references to drunk black chicks. Because if you were to date rape a drunk black chick, that would be bad. But drunk white chicks? Fuck them. Play ball boys!!

Loved this part of his epic speech too:

“You just heard a story told by a diverse group of men and women of different colors, creeds, and orientations.”

Yes, lots of diversity in the Hamilton ensemble. Well, except for diversity of thought. Differing opinions are overrated anyway. Echo chambers are way better. It’s perfectly normal to have an entire cast that feels the same way about an elected official without any sort of dissent. Definitely.

Speaking of diversity…..

Yup, when Hamilton was looking for actors they basically put up a big ass sign that said, “whites need not apply.” It violates a shitload of really good laws. But it’s cool because racism and discrimination are one way streets.

Question – can Greeks apply? Because I know this rich Greek chick from Westwood who claims to be non-white. She’s good shit though because she calls Trump supporters Nazis. Asking for a friend.

Oh, and Brandon Dixon doesn’t like it when you judge a group of people based on their physical appearance. Unless of course they’re wearing blue uniforms. Then they’re all complicit in the murder of innocent unarmed black men:

Oh yea, and I LOVE when I see people commenting on this and suggest that Brandon Dixon said some sort of non-partisan, everyone together, feel good statement. It wasn’t. It was political. He turned a night out at the theater into a night at the DNC. Don’t get me wrong, he totally has the right to do that and I’d never want to stop him from doing so. But just don’t tell me that this wasn’t 100% political. It was. The dude has been ranting about Trump for months now, especially when the police union endorsed Trump:


Yea, why wouldn’t the police union endorse the old white chick who told them they all harbor “implicit racial bias?” Makes no sense to me.

Nor was he happy when people began boycotting Ben and Jerry after they went full black lives matter:


Once again, black lives matter isn’t really about black lives mattering. It’s about Occupy Wall Street leftovers blocking highways and cops getting killed. Brandon Dixon is a man who wants to unite ALL of us. Except for cops. Fuck them too.

Anyway, I don’t really give a shit that he did this. It’s his show, they can do what they want. The last thing Turtleboy would ever wanna do is censor speech. We just like to call out bullshit when we see it. And this election has brought out the bullshit from both sides, particularly from the losers. But ya know who else doesn’t really seem to give a shit about this hypocrite lecturing the Vice President-elect? That would be Mike Pence himself:

Wow, it’s almost like, when they go low, we go high. Who came up with that slogan anyway?


A crowd full of wealthy, New York Hillary donors booed Mike Pence at a show. This is “going high.” Mike Pence then said he really enjoyed being there and wasn’t offended in the least. This is apparently “going low.” Makes sense now.

Anyway, just wanna say that all this boycott Hamilton shit is embarrassing and incredibly hypocrital too. Boycotting is the go-to tool of the social justice warrior. It’s meaningless and ineffective. Trust me, we get boycotted all the time. It’s great for business. It takes months just to acquire Hamilton tickets, and when you finally get them you pay an arm and a leg. What this guy did is EXACTLY what the Broadway crowd agrees with and wanted him to do. This will only increase demand for tickets, which makes your boycott stupid. If you really wanna stick it to them then get tickets and boo and hiss them. Then at the end you can stand up and lecture them about the importance of diversity of thought and not trying to date rape white chicks.


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26 Comment(s)
  • Refund Please
    November 22, 2016 at 5:42 pm

    What about the poor suckers who bought tickets just to impress a date and hopefully get laid (gay/straight). They paid to see a bunch of faggots dancing around on a stage, not lecturing the VP.

  • The Real Truth
    November 21, 2016 at 5:18 pm

    Love the way you’re devoting articles to some theatre dorks taking post-show time to stand up to an authority figure. I especially love it because you’re not talking about something else that happened on that day: Donald Trump paying $25 million dollars to settle his Trump University fraud trial.

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      November 21, 2016 at 5:51 pm

      What’s there to discuss? Trump isn’t Hillary or a Democrat. He would have been “convicted”. The government would have spent millions prosecuting Trump for what other universities and schools have been doing and getting away with for decades.

      Laws aren’t for libs.

      • The Real Truth
        November 22, 2016 at 2:09 pm

        If by “other schools and universities” you mean “for-profit colleges,” I agree with you. Good thing the Obama administration has made such grand moves to restrict how they operate! And good thing President-Elect Trump has found ways to quietly make all his outstanding lawsuits disappear before inauguration day! $25 million to avoid fraud charges, talk about a great deal, a really amazing deal. That’s the sort of outsider thinking we need to make America great again!

  • Wwy
    November 21, 2016 at 10:28 am

    Gay broadway is where you want veep advice nothing worse than a rainbow flag.

  • Chris From Georgia
    November 21, 2016 at 10:28 am

    Liberals are in no position to lecture conservatives on tolerance and diversity, especially after the last 8 years.

  • Maggie the Cat
    November 21, 2016 at 9:27 am

    Speaking of boycotts, as in Ben&Jerry’s, I have started my own boycott list. First up is The Gap, a store I will never patronize again because they now have Airhead Amy Schumer (niece of ultra-liberal Chuck Schumer) doing commercials for them. I’m sure she’s well-paid, far more than she deserves, but I won’t be contributing to that store’s revenues for a long, long time…if ever. I won’t fly on whatever airline it is that uses Ben Affleck’s ex-wife Jennifer Garner in their commercials, either, and now that I’m paying attention to every little thing I’m sure there will be many other companies on my boycott list. Stay tuned.

  • BobnPaul's Chat Shack
    November 21, 2016 at 6:43 am

    In 1977 a Cuban immigrant named Tony Montana came to America seeking refuge. Being of low means he and his friend Manny started picking up odd jobs like washing dishes and delivering drugs. Some time later he met a Columbian drug lord who needed his help do distribute more drugs. Before long he was a multi millionaire coke dealer with a lust for blondes and a secret crush on his sister. In the end his little friend let him down and he was shot to death.

    This Tony Montana was a Democrat, the end.

    BobnPaul’s Chat Shack

  • Triggered
    November 21, 2016 at 2:31 am

    I used to follow him on social media but all he posts about are how
    rotten cops are and racial issues.
    Proved himself to be a hypocrite on more than one occasion.

    • BobnMic
      November 21, 2016 at 3:15 am

      Who are you talking about?

      • BobnMic
        November 21, 2016 at 3:31 am

        No I mean seriously who are you talking about? I’d like to comment on that.

        • BobnMic please go away
          November 21, 2016 at 6:01 am

          Lay off the pipe! Speed kills! And GO AWAY!!

        • BobnPaul's Chat Shack
          November 21, 2016 at 6:09 am

          I believe the comment was in reference to Brandon Dixon, the subject of the blog post. Standing by for your insightful comment.

  • BobnMic
    November 21, 2016 at 1:59 am

    It is referred to technically as St. Paddy’s Day.

    That aside I am more and more impressed with Vice President elect Michael Pence. This guy is class all the way. To say he was not offended and enjoyed the play was a man being a man and I stand up and applaud him for that. This guy just seems to get it. All of it. Even though it was revealed that President elect Trump was not all too happy with what had happened – Pence just let it ride and kept his cool and stride.

    This is a sign of a leader. A person who can face diversity head on and maintain composure, grace and humility.

    “The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” – Four star Marine General James Mattis, known to his troops as “Mad Dog Mattis.” And a four star General George Patton “Old Blood and Guts” clone if you ask me. Way too many similarities right on down to physical features. General Mattis among front-runners to be Trump’s defense secretary and a great choice in my opinion. This mentality I see in Pence.

    “Find the enemy that wants to end this experiment (in American democracy) and kill every one of them until they’re so sick of the killing that they leave us and our freedoms intact.”

    Another words – fuck the fuck off haters.

    • Twat tickler
      November 21, 2016 at 2:30 am

      Bob, shut the fuck up already.

      • BobnMic
        November 21, 2016 at 2:38 am

        What is it that I said that ruffled your widdle feathers there tulipe? Hmm? Please explain so I can pour salt on on your wounds – opps – I mean a band aide….

      • BobnMic
        November 21, 2016 at 2:46 am

        Seriously asshole. I just commented on subject matter. And you want me to shut the fuck up? Really. And the fuck are you to attempt to edit me I ask…

        • BobnMic
          November 21, 2016 at 3:12 am

          Hillary cry baby I see. Waaaahhhh….

    • BobnMic is a lying SJW
      November 21, 2016 at 7:24 am

      Why do you have to keep showing up here and making stupid comments that ruin TBS for everyone else?


      • True Reality Speaks
        True Reality Speaks
        November 21, 2016 at 5:45 pm


    • BobnMic's Tiny Penis
      November 21, 2016 at 7:32 am

      “The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” – Four star Marine General James Mattis, known to his troops as “Mad Dog Mattis.”

      That’s a good thing to know, because as you can see the 6 between my legs is measured in millimeters.

      Question though. If I’m sucking on Lars’s meat whistle and it’s 6 inches long, does that count as being between my ears? Since my big mouth is technically between my ears.

      • BobnMic's Shit 4 Brains
        November 21, 2016 at 11:21 am


    • BobnMic's Blow Up Wife
      November 21, 2016 at 11:16 am

      I like big black dicks
      And I cannot lie
      what other sisters
      won’t deny

      • BobnMic's Blow Up Wife
        November 21, 2016 at 11:19 am

        STFU you stupid gender confused gerbil. Has living in BobnMic’s fudge tunnel all these years given you brain damage?

        • BobnMic's Shit 4 Brains
          November 21, 2016 at 11:24 am


  • Romad
    November 21, 2016 at 12:08 am

    It’s Paddy’s Day not Patty’s! How culturally insensitive can this dildo be? I’ll be in my safe space.

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