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A lot of people are still buzzing about Mike Pence getting booed while taking in “Hamilton” on Broadway, and then being lectured about accepting diversity by a bunch of people who were allegedly trying to bring Americans together. Well, the actor playing Aaron Burr, who was VERY concerned about Trump and Pence not accepting the well paid group of actors and actresses on stage, is named Brandon Victor Dixon. In his speech Brandon spoke of inspiring the VP-elect to work on behalf of our “American values”:
“We hope this show has inspired you to work on behalf of our American values, and work on behalf of ALL of us.”
Well, by looking at Brandon Dixon’s twitter account we can see exactly what he means by “American values.”
— Brandon Victor Dixon (@BrandonVDixon) March 17, 2012
So let me get this straight. By “American values,” Brandon Dixon means “preying on drunk white chicks so you can take advantage of them in their state of inebriation?” Yup, this guy is definitely well qualified to lecture the VP-elect on values. You gotta get em drunk first so that they’re more likely to “consent” (wink-wink) to sex. Because God knows if they’re not drunk they’ll never have sex with you. I guess “date rape” is officially an American value at this point. Well, that’s just swell.
Oh yea, and there’s nothing racist about this tweet at all. Nothing. Notice he didn’t make any references to drunk black chicks. Because if you were to date rape a drunk black chick, that would be bad. But drunk white chicks? Fuck them. Play ball boys!!
Loved this part of his epic speech too:
“You just heard a story told by a diverse group of men and women of different colors, creeds, and orientations.”
Yes, lots of diversity in the Hamilton ensemble. Well, except for diversity of thought. Differing opinions are overrated anyway. Echo chambers are way better. It’s perfectly normal to have an entire cast that feels the same way about an elected official without any sort of dissent. Definitely.
Speaking of diversity…..
— Barry (@LiciousLounge) November 21, 2016
Yup, when Hamilton was looking for actors they basically put up a big ass sign that said, “whites need not apply.” It violates a shitload of really good laws. But it’s cool because racism and discrimination are one way streets.
Question – can Greeks apply? Because I know this rich Greek chick from Westwood who claims to be non-white. She’s good shit though because she calls Trump supporters Nazis. Asking for a friend.
Oh, and Brandon Dixon doesn’t like it when you judge a group of people based on their physical appearance. Unless of course they’re wearing blue uniforms. Then they’re all complicit in the murder of innocent unarmed black men:
More good than bad? Until I see LEGIONS of good cops in the street holding the bad cops accountable, they're all complicit#youretheproblem
— Brandon Victor Dixon (@BrandonVDixon) September 20, 2016
Oh yea, and I LOVE when I see people commenting on this and suggest that Brandon Dixon said some sort of non-partisan, everyone together, feel good statement. It wasn’t. It was political. He turned a night out at the theater into a night at the DNC. Don’t get me wrong, he totally has the right to do that and I’d never want to stop him from doing so. But just don’t tell me that this wasn’t 100% political. It was. The dude has been ranting about Trump for months now, especially when the police union endorsed Trump:
This is a statement and a HALF. Well, this and the regular, paid leave, remorseless murder of… https://t.co/7HINOBD8BO
— Brandon Victor Dixon (@BrandonVDixon) September 16, 2016
Yea, why wouldn’t the police union endorse the old white chick who told them they all harbor “implicit racial bias?” Makes no sense to me.
Nor was he happy when people began boycotting Ben and Jerry after they went full black lives matter:
You have GOT to be kidding me.
"Let that sink in. People are gonna boycott some of the most… https://t.co/SCuOSWPNSy
— Brandon Victor Dixon (@BrandonVDixon) October 8, 2016
Once again, black lives matter isn’t really about black lives mattering. It’s about Occupy Wall Street leftovers blocking highways and cops getting killed. Brandon Dixon is a man who wants to unite ALL of us. Except for cops. Fuck them too.
Anyway, I don’t really give a shit that he did this. It’s his show, they can do what they want. The last thing Turtleboy would ever wanna do is censor speech. We just like to call out bullshit when we see it. And this election has brought out the bullshit from both sides, particularly from the losers. But ya know who else doesn’t really seem to give a shit about this hypocrite lecturing the Vice President-elect? That would be Mike Pence himself:
.@mike_pence: I really enjoyed watching Hamilton. It was a real joy to be there. I heard a few boos. I wasn't offended by what was said.
— FoxNewsSunday (@FoxNewsSunday) November 20, 2016
Wow, it’s almost like, when they go low, we go high. Who came up with that slogan anyway?
A crowd full of wealthy, New York Hillary donors booed Mike Pence at a show. This is “going high.” Mike Pence then said he really enjoyed being there and wasn’t offended in the least. This is apparently “going low.” Makes sense now.
Anyway, just wanna say that all this boycott Hamilton shit is embarrassing and incredibly hypocrital too. Boycotting is the go-to tool of the social justice warrior. It’s meaningless and ineffective. Trust me, we get boycotted all the time. It’s great for business. It takes months just to acquire Hamilton tickets, and when you finally get them you pay an arm and a leg. What this guy did is EXACTLY what the Broadway crowd agrees with and wanted him to do. This will only increase demand for tickets, which makes your boycott stupid. If you really wanna stick it to them then get tickets and boo and hiss them. Then at the end you can stand up and lecture them about the importance of diversity of thought and not trying to date rape white chicks.
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