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Hampshire Student Criminal Suing TB Planned On Stink Bombing The Milo Panel At UMass

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One of the many people who is currently pursuing legal charges against Turtleboy Sports is Hampshire College student Jennie Chenkin.

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Well she was at The Triggering event the other night at UMass, and she was heckling and berating the speakers like she was Abraham Lincoln at Ford’s Theater:

Anyway, she was none too pleased about being featured on Turtleboy Sports:

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She’s also friends with the TrigglyPuff, and wasn’t very pleased that she was taped while making a fool of herself in public:

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She was basically begging people to take the videos down:

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Well as it turns out she was actually planning on stink bombing the event. We know this because she admitted it in a private conversation that wasn’t meant to become public. But it did:

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Anyway, she says she’s in fear for her life:

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And she’s not happy that we reported her recent crime spree in Westfield, in which she was arrested for burglary:

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She thinks Turtleboy is upset because she threatened us with legal action:

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Because she is the REAL victim here:

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Just more Hampshire frauds being exposed for what they are. Jennie Chenkin saw that three people were speaking at a school that she does NOT attend. She knew she did not agree with them ideologically. So she had the option of going to the event and hearing what they had to say, not going to the event at all, or causing mayhem at the event in order to keep the speakers from giving their opinion about something. She chose the latter. And the fact that she was actually planning on sabotaging the event is the least surprising part about this. She knew that what those people on the stage were saying was the truth, and a great way to keep people from hearing the truth is to drop a couple stink bombs. But she’s the real victim here.

Hey Jennie, what time will we hearing from your lawyer? Are you using the same free attorney that Xavier is using? Were you one of the butthurts who got her to write that email? Well, we’re not backing down. We’re actually doubling down. Do yourself a favor and walk away, because the snapping turtle has been poked. Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle.

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20 Comment(s)
  • baconlover
    July 17, 2018 at 5:13 pm

    Name: Jennie Chenkin
    Driver’s License No: c2151 08637 12912
    SSN: 141-83-1917
    DOB: 9-14-1994

  • Finnish Goaile
    April 29, 2016 at 7:35 am

    That darned Clarence!

  • juror seven
    April 29, 2016 at 7:12 am

    Are the words stink bomb, kielbasa, boiled cabbage and hot peppers offensive?

    • April 29, 2016 at 8:03 am

      We don’t censor posts and have no idea why this is happening. Sorry

  • juror seven
    April 29, 2016 at 7:11 am

    New day and the same result. Attempt to post a comment that is honest and thoughtful and the turtle Nazi sends it to never, Neverland.

    • BlackandWhite
      April 29, 2016 at 7:31 am

      Lots of mine don’t post either. I have a feeling it’s the work of trolls trying to sabotage TB. Don’t let it deter you. Keep trying.

    • Wabbitt
      April 29, 2016 at 12:56 pm

      You say that like posts supporting TB don’t get eaten by server gremlins, too.

  • JoeMomma
    April 29, 2016 at 7:07 am

    Why are idiots that go looking for a fight shocked when they find one?

  • Publius
    April 29, 2016 at 12:33 am

    Why is it that gender questioning supporting hippies cannot produce coherent thoughts? Is higher ed really that f@cked?

    • JoeMomma
      April 29, 2016 at 8:15 am

      The only requirement to attend Hampshire is the ability to write the check.
      Wonder if she is majoring in Frisbee.

      • Wabbitt
        April 29, 2016 at 12:54 pm

        Hula hooping. That should set her up for a prosperous career in porn.

  • Noodly Appendage
    April 28, 2016 at 11:30 pm

    Man these college idiots sure are bigots. Wow.

  • Wabbitt
    April 28, 2016 at 9:12 pm

    Waaaaaaahhh someone quotes the stupid shit I said on the internet! Clearly it’s their fault I look like a scumbag and not my own!

  • RSoxGuy
    April 28, 2016 at 8:30 pm

    Would I go all Bill Cosby and let bleach breath gobble my Jell-o pudding pop? Hell yeah.

  • juror seven
    April 28, 2016 at 8:17 pm

    second attempt, same result.

  • juror seven
    April 28, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    Well, another comment that wouldn’t post.

  • RSoxGuy
    April 28, 2016 at 5:19 pm

    Why the fuck are these emo pussies coming from Hampshire College to UMASS to start shit?

    Stick to your own homo school

  • WormtownorBust
    April 28, 2016 at 4:02 pm

    I can see Jennie’s future clearly.

    She will spend the next 8 – 10 years of her life being angry at the world.

    Then she will hit the wall head on.

    And she will go on to acquire several cats.

  • Not a Cis Man
    April 28, 2016 at 3:49 pm

    I love you Jennie!!!

  • ProfessorM
    April 28, 2016 at 3:36 pm

    Oh….. SNAP!!! Every time I think this isn’t going to get better, it does!! So she planned on creating mass hysteria in which people could have been trampled and killed, but now she doesn’t like being threatened? And it’s pretty much like you said turtle. She could have chosen not to go. She chose to go and be a dick. You. Reap. What. You. Sow! Poor poor Jennie. I can see why she chose the Hamster.

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