Hampton Beach Savages Do “Free My Boi” Rain Dance, Surround And Assault Cop Arresting Idiot Friend


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Last year we wrote about how Hampton Beach was the Walmart of New England beaches. That was proven this past week with this story….

SourceAn unruly crowd of 300 people surrounded police at Hampton Beach last Wednesday, police said, after an 18-year-old male was arrested for fighting near the Seashell Stage.

The group of beachgoers was responding to the arrest of John Cruz, 18, of Manchester, at approximately 6:36 p.m., according to Hampton Deputy Police Chief David Hobbs. Police allege Cruz was the aggressor in a fight with three other people. He was Tased after he allegedly attempted to resist arrest, police said. He was charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, then released on personal recognizance bail.

Cruz’s arrest drew a reaction from several groups of people in the area, many who were perceived to be intoxicated after drinking on the beach from open containers that day, according to Hobbs. An Instagram video of Cruz’s arrest shows a large group of people yelling as they surrounded the officer and Cruz. Hobbs said it is difficult to tell what the people were chanting, but he believes it may have been, “Let him go.”

The large group was momentarily dispersed by police, but it regrouped at about 7 p.m. to surround Cruz’s arresting officer after the teen had been placed in a cruiser and brought to the Hampton police station. The officer received backup from two other Hampton officers as the crowd chanted and threw objects at them, police said.

One officer was struck with a football in the back of the neck and was sent to Portsmouth Regional Hospital, but he was released from the hospital that night, police said. The three Hampton officers called for assistance from New Hampshire State Police and Seabrook police, who increased the police’s numbers to about 12 officers. Hobbs said police were equipped with pepper spray and prepared to use it but did not. The officers were able to quell the group by 9 p.m., Hobbs said. 

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Hobbs said it was difficult to make more arrests because of how unruly the crowd had become. The deputy chief said Hampton’s officers acted commendably in the face of an aggressive crowd. 

“This is a family beach, and we’re not going to tolerate that type of behavior,” Hobbs said. “A response from the Police Department was outstanding, the professionalism they displayed.”


One word – Trump.

This is why Donald Trump is a thing. Because this is the culture that has been created in America. This didn’t happen 10 years ago, but it seems to happen all the time now. Whenever some asshole from Manchester gets arrested there are always a million and one dooshnozzles with their iPhone, which they just cashed in for food stamps, taping the cops every move and harassing them. No one supports police anymore. No one respects them. But thanks to our leaders a culture has been created where mistrusting and taping the police is a thing everyone does now. I don’t necessarily think Trump would have the power to fix this, but the message would be sent nonetheless – we’re not taking shit from you assholes anymore and we outnumber you.

I mean, just look at these pictures. Once the cop had this McMuffin in cuffs the crowd started surrounding him, led by the fat white kid who was too insecure to take his shirt off:

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And then the rest of them started doing the Haverhill “free my boi” rain dance

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Two words – work camp.

This was my favorite line from the cops: “This is a family beach.”

LOL. Yea, Hampton Beach is a family beach if your family is living in a trailer in West Virginia and everyone is having sex with their cousin. Because there is nothing about any of these images that says, “family”





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I’d literally rather kill myself then ever going to Hampton Beach again.





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44 Comment(s)
  • KP
    July 7, 2020 at 12:19 pm

    I agree with almost EVERYTHING on this thread. However, please do not lump ALL people from Lowell as “trash” or all Hispanics as “savages”. I know EXACTLY what you are saying, but that is a tad bit insulting for those that respect the law, have a JOB and respect the police as well. None of my sons friends (who are in their early 20’s) act like these animals! They are from different races and KNOW BETTER than to act like they are just begging to be knocked out. Hope this sorts itself out REAL quick, people are getting REAL tired of it. Also, just because people do not dress how YOU dress or look like YOU look, does not qualify them as low lives or should be scoffed at, you come off as a righteous snot. I bet you probably judge a bunch of bikers that don’t GIVE A F what they look like with tattoos up and down their body and probably earn a lot more than you do. Pipe down on the judging off of someone’s looks and stick to the sarcasm of the punks doing the rioting. Thanks

  • lemonade
    June 2, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    Right. Nothing racist in these comments at all.

  • the legend
    June 2, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    I love the guys comment about the pr s. Worst race ever on the beach dirty loud. Kids in diapers in the water you know you’re in trouble when you see that. How the hell did this culture ever find their way from coes pond to Hampton beach is beyond me

  • the legend
    June 2, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    Suns out guns out bby Hampton 2016

  • Alejandro Javier García Padilla
    June 2, 2016 at 8:14 am

    I personally love Hampton Beach. It’s a great beach for kids. Where else can you spend the day on the beach and the early evening shopping for useless beach crap that kids love. Too bad all these PRs are ruining it. Remember when they used to just crowd Coes Pond and leave the ocean beaches alone? Did someone put the PR flag up next to the American and Canadian flags to welcome them? BTW…it’s not racist…it’s fact. They are loud, obnoxious, make a scene, threaten, and cause a commotion…not to mention pilfer the public assistance system. NOT ALL, but the ones you write about ruin it for all the others. Just look at the courthouse records. It’s like the latino phonebook. Sad. Have some self respect for your culture and stop giving your people a bad name. I KNOW I don’t stand alone.

    • paul
      June 2, 2016 at 12:54 pm

      We need more like you sir that would speak out. Encourage your friends to do so

  • Worc Taxpayer
    June 1, 2016 at 5:18 pm

    Yeah, Hampton Beach is a family beach, The Manson Family! Hampton used to be a family beach before the welfare crowds of Lawrence, Lowell, Worcester, and Manchester, NH started flocking there. I’m sure all the arcades and stores now take the Mass food stamp cards. I wonder if the PO dept takes it for bail? Bring back the Food Stamp paper money along with the “shame” it supposedly brought.

  • Not pc
    June 1, 2016 at 3:12 pm

    I’ll say it. Spics and Niggers.

  • Joseph Schmo
    June 1, 2016 at 2:27 pm

    I remember being severely reprimanded by two Hampton police officers in 1978 for stepping onto the sidewalk adjacent to our rented cottage with a beer in hand! A simple mistake, but they were not about to let me go until I showed my military ID.
    As for all of these punks, they should’ve called in the NH State Police riot squad! Why go lightly, they need to set a precedent as an example to these miscreants who ruin a nice place with their negative behavior!

  • Ashley
    June 1, 2016 at 1:06 pm

    Its sad ! I grew up Going to Hampton Every weekend and a week for the 4TH .. I refuse to bring my 4 Year old son there because of All the drunks and douchebags ! I had a girl try and fight me in front of my son and little brother and sister bc I didnt walk fast enough across the street and she kept inching her way closer to us. I HATE that beach now !!!! Cant even enjoy the fireworks up there anymore

  • Bonzo
    June 1, 2016 at 12:17 pm

    YYork Beach in Maine is where I go now. It’s 20 minutes past the Hampton tolls. Much nicer up there, there’s a zoo, Nubble Light, good restaurants, a movie theatre and shopping downtown. Ogunquit is the next town up. Beautiful scenery. The only bad thing in York is that they basically roll up the sidewalks around 9:30. Still, it’s much better than Hampton, and not as far up as Old Orchard.

  • Wormtown refugee
    June 1, 2016 at 11:43 am

    Time for a TBS bone ride to “the beaches”: Hampton, Salisbury, OOB, Gloucester, etc.

    Run a tote of the current prices for Trump-stamp bags of heroin versus Redrum, etc.

    What a slice of life that would be.

  • Joe Max
    June 1, 2016 at 10:49 am

    Used to be really conservative and basically family oriented there. Now, like many parts of America. It’s gone downhill at a alarming rate. That’s a understatement !

  • Publius
    June 1, 2016 at 10:38 am

    Notwithstanding the earlier comment, the Beach has definitely gotten more low class, ghetto types visiting. the police definitely seem more lenient or maybe they don’t give a rats ass and who can blame them. Ghetto culture is absolutely the worst stain on society today. These attitudes rarely existed in the three deckers of yore. But that is what ghetto culture is a nasty stain. And like the old fruit of the looms, the only solution is to throw them out.

  • john
    June 1, 2016 at 10:34 am

    monday threw thursday is still great at hampton in august in septmeber. your a db if you go up there friday sat sun. theres alot of real nice beaches up the north shore but theres that power plant always leaking.

  • Micky Shitz
    June 1, 2016 at 10:22 am

    Why are we afraid to point out their ethnicity?

    • paul
      June 1, 2016 at 10:36 am

      Its irrelevant…savages come from all ethnicities.

    • Auburnite
      June 1, 2016 at 7:41 pm

      Im not- but when I do- I get banned for 24 hours lol. Guess I offended some tools. If anyone is looking for sugarcoating- better not come see me face to face cuz I am pretty blunt and the ONLY place I dont blurt out the first thing that comes to mind is WORK- and then- thats a struggle- Ill say it under my breath to my coworkers, who usually just laugh cuz they think it- just wont say it. Im not racist- I dont dislike anyone for their race- and if the quickest way to insult them is to make a racial comment when they are being aholes- Im game. Ive been called sexist things so whatevs!!

  • Finnish Goalie
    June 1, 2016 at 9:02 am

    Used to go there with the family when I was a young kid.

    Farr’s Chicken and Ribs and the waterslides.

    Those still there?

  • Mesh half shirt
    June 1, 2016 at 7:50 am

    That fucking beach is the world’s largest ash tray. Well, that and a place for day-trippers to bury diapers and Band-aids. It’s a beautiful, grimy mile-long snapshot of everything that is wrong with America. Those current and future societal leeches should all hold hands attached to a Hampton Beach light post during a thunderstorm. What normal, family-supporting working-class person would have had shed a tear if the cop just cracked the fat white kid in the mouth? It’s a shame because those French Canadian kids who look like they’ve been kidnapped to work at Blonk’s make a heckuva fried dough

  • LC
    June 1, 2016 at 7:35 am

    I stayed away from Hampton for years although we used to go consistently as kids. They’ve done a great job revamping it over the last few years. This is just like the carnival, the a@@hole juvies go in after a cold winter thinking they’re going to rip it up, cops come in, even the rent a cops, an now hopefully it’s over. We need to take our beach back an parents need to teach their kids how to be respectful of things an how to act.

  • Bill P.
    June 1, 2016 at 7:32 am

    This is why whenever my wonderful well intentioned- albeit naive- wife suggests we all go to the beach, she gets a blank stare from me. What she doesn’t know is that my mind’s eye is scouring the east coast of New England trying to figure out what decent beach exists for a family that isn’t going to traumatize our children, and put me in an ornery, silent mood for the entire day. It is at this point I suggest a stroll through some obscure museum, or even fro-yo for everyone, on me! lol.

    • hetero white male
      June 1, 2016 at 8:51 am

      Old Orchard in Maine

    • Ashley
      June 1, 2016 at 1:02 pm

      Depending On how far you are there is Ocean Beach In New London CT its beautiful !!

    • Chris
      June 2, 2016 at 11:58 am

      Rocky Neck in East Lyme CT is really nice.

  • Hutch
    June 1, 2016 at 6:50 am

    Open dealing from 1999 Maximas are not what I call family beach activities.

  • paul
    June 1, 2016 at 6:29 am

    Why anyone would want to be a cop these days is beyond me. The shit these guys have to put up with on a daily basis is staggering. Savages and SJW’ s are ruining this country.i dont agree with everything that Trump says, maybe 75%, but he is our only hope from taking our country back from savages and giving the police the respect they deserve. And to all you yahoos who say police should be held to a higher standard….FUCK OFF!!! When the get the respect they deserve, we can hold them to a higher standard

    • Auburnite
      June 1, 2016 at 7:29 pm

      Well you do realize that if you see some fkn nitwit being a dick to a cop- you CAN speak up right?? Its called stand up for what you believe in- what is right-and if you dont, you are condoning this behavior. The cops have so much stacked against them that they LITERALLY need the normal respectful people to make sure that the officers that we pay(with our tax dollars) are treated with the respect they have earned by putting their ass on the line for US. These punk bitches running wild- and its not just nonwhites- theres enough white assclowns out there too- that they need to be taught they can NOT run around like this is some lawless country. WE have rights- not just the aholes who think they can do wtf they want and theres nada we can do about it-because we can and I think that will really start once Trump gets that seat- the shit is gonna literally hit the fan and I CANT WAIT!.

      • paul
        June 1, 2016 at 7:52 pm

        i sure hope some dooshnoozle pulls that shit in front of me. cause let me tell i have the cops back all day long. fuck these little shit turds.

    • Cocomom
      June 1, 2016 at 8:07 pm

      Thank you, Paul.. Your comments speak for a LOT of people, including myself.
      Things have never been worse; right is wrong, up is down, black is white, etc… Liberals, SJWs, Political Correctness are all responsible for the decline of civility & common sense/common courtesy. We’re at a tipping point.

  • Myles Long
    June 1, 2016 at 6:22 am

    It IS a family beach. If you’re in El Chapo’s family.

    • Tut
      June 1, 2016 at 7:06 am

      Yep. That crowd isn’t exactly white.

    • LLC
      June 1, 2016 at 9:11 am

      Or Jorge’s family.

  • Bonzo
    June 1, 2016 at 4:11 am

    My uncle told me they had a massive riot in the 60’s at Hampton. Burning and looting type riot…

    When I used to go there in the 90’s the cops were very strict. Apparently that’s not the case now, although I can see how thumping some dickwad with all those cameras around would cause some trouble for the officer.

  • BobnMic
    June 1, 2016 at 2:57 am

    Man Hampton Beach used to be a lot of fun years ago. The long beach, Casino and arcades. Skee ball was the best. Too bad it sucks now.

    And the Summer rent a cops used to be for real for keeping fuckstains out of there. What the fuck happened?

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      June 1, 2016 at 5:49 am


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  • Pow pow
    June 1, 2016 at 1:57 am

    Is the lady who makes change for the shooting game still alive?? She’s been there at least 25 years

    • Ashley's Thighmaster
      June 1, 2016 at 7:14 am

      She got pepper sprayed yesterday.

    • Independent Thinker
      June 1, 2016 at 7:27 am

      I saw her last August. She’s been there as long as I can remember.

    • Bruce
      June 1, 2016 at 10:34 am

      Yes she is!

  • Publius
    May 31, 2016 at 11:59 pm

    Economics is going to straighten Hampton Beach right out. All those $300,000 1Br condos and 2BR townhouses sproutin like weeds, next comes lattes and risorantes. Sayonara fried dough and 3 “families” to a cottage.

  • Ashley's Thighmaster
    May 31, 2016 at 11:30 pm

    What a bunch of fuckwits. They should have all been pepper sprayed. I hate Hampton. You know who goes to Hampton? Cunts.

    • Mr. Frosty
      June 1, 2016 at 6:13 am

      A lot of PC idiots still think that it’s decent, like it was when they were kids. They can’t see thru the nostalgic haze that it’s now Lawrence North. Would you vacation in Lawrence?

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