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Hardo Harry Gets Bodybagged After Hitting Off Jorts Johnson’s Flat Brimmed Chicago Bulls At Compass Tavern In Worcester While Bro-Magnum Man Runs His Cock Washer

 

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Here’s an unintentional World Star tryout video from the Compass Tavern in Worcester last night:

That is what keepin it real goes wrong on steroids looks like. If you see that many flat brimmed Chicaog Bulls hats in one establishment, you’re gonna see someone get knocked the fuck out. That’s just science.

It starts off with bro-magnum man running his cock washer and establishing himself as the #1 hardo in the canal district for the night.

He has beef with a guy wearing jorts and a flat brimmed Bulls hat, and in fairness 99.9% of people who put on that combo before going out for the night are huge douche canoes.

Jorts Johnson doesn’t want to unleash the fisticuffs because he knows they’re a dangerous weapon, so he attempts to reason with bro-magnum man, who seems to be coming to the defense of the man who he refers to as “his boy.” And any grown man who still refers to their friends as “my boys” deserves to be knocked out as well.

Anyway, Jorts Johnson has no intention of fighting them, but then out of nowhere Hardo Harry emerges and pushes him.

Nevertheless, Jorts Johnson was willing to let that one slide.

But when Hardo Harry hit his flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat off…..

…it was officially on at that point. Never, ever, ever touch a man’s flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat unless you’re prepared to die for the cause. This is what happens when you touch a man’s flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat in Worcester frame by frame:

Damn son, you got knocked the fuck out!! And to make matters worse Bro-Magnum Man completely whiffed on his one shot to defend Hardo Harry’s honor.

Totally deserved it too. Normally I’m not a pro-violence guy, but as an unbiased spectator that was the most deserving dose of Karma in the history of Karma.

The cop tried to track down Jorts Johnson, but he got away and he didn’t bother pursuing. He knew that what he just witnessed was 100% deserved.

The best part was at the end when his corpse is lying on the pavement and someone puts the flat brimmed Bulls hat on his stomach:

If that’s not a metaphor for Worcester then I don’t know what is.

The security guard was classic Worcester late night too. His primary concern while a guy laid unconscious next to him after an altercation that he made no efforts to de-escalate, was if someone got it on film.

That’s what happens when you let your bouncers wear flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats.

He found the video on Facebook and chimed in there too:

Yea dude, maybe don’t say this on Facebook:

“But when you do it in the green shirt snuck around me push them and knock his hat down Sam walked up to me and said yo I do not want to fight him I’m like dude get them and that’s when he hit him.”

“I unleashed him.”

Ya know, because you just said that Jorts Johnson didn’t want to fight him, but you were like, “nah fight him,” and it’s your job to prevent violence.

Here’s my question – where were all the babes? This video is a reminder that being married might not be the most exciting thing ever, but I’m really not missing that much by giving up bar living. I’ve seen more chicks at St. John’s freshmen orientation. No wonder these guys were so on edge. You can’t put that much sausage and that many flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats in one place at the same time. If you do, you’re gonna end up on Turtleboy. FACKS.

 

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31 Comment(s)
  • No points awarded
    May 20, 2019 at 11:53 pm

    There were no winners in this incident.
    I don’t mean that in some inspirational, pacifistic and preachy way. No.
    Everyone in the frame was a loser on their way home to drunkenly rape their fist to pornhub.

  • Fat Albert
    May 20, 2019 at 9:40 pm

    Sausage fest…and what are they feeding the “staff”??? How are the morbidly obese able function in the “bouncer” role? Do they just sit on unruly patrons?

  • Test Tube Tim
    May 20, 2019 at 10:56 am

    From a scientific standpoint, the most impressive thing about this whole episode is the tensile strength of the fabric of Rondon’s shirt. They should wrap fighter jets in that shirt so our boys can be impervious to incoming fire.

    That motherfucker is so fat he’s got like six titties in his BACK.

  • WeRFucked
    May 19, 2019 at 8:45 pm

    Really great advertisement for The Compass Tavern.

    And no joke – the guy that got knocked out has a lawsuit if he suffered any injury. The bouncer said to go fight him? WTF? Hey Rondong you fat fuck.. that guy could’ve been killed. It’s not your job to side with the homies. I hope if anything you got fired. What an asshole. And you brag about it. HEY COMPASS TAVERN YOUR BOUNCER IS ACTUALLY A REFEREE.

  • Mom's Basement
    May 19, 2019 at 10:59 am

    Homeboy was cool as a cucumber, did what he had to, and got the hell out of there. I hope that hillbilly looking dude knows how lucky he is.

  • Gash Basher
    May 19, 2019 at 10:45 am

    Every single person in that video should be euthanized

  • Timmy Lupus
    May 19, 2019 at 9:43 am

    For normal, upstanding members of society is there any reason to be in Worcester other than driving through it at a high rate of speed?

  • Prince Markie Dee
    May 19, 2019 at 7:33 am

    So many things wrong here. First of all the bouncer looks like Darren “ The Human Beat Box” Robinson from the Fat Boyz. Next up, when did wearing a gold chain outside the shirt come back in style? Are we in the fucking eighties? Third, the cop should be fired. Fourth, if the white dude knocked out the “ person of color” they would be rioting in the streets.

  • Crapunzel
    May 19, 2019 at 12:33 am

    I haven’t even read the article yet. But these names are getting better and better and better fucking bro magnum man are you kidding me

  • ANGRY GIANT
    May 18, 2019 at 11:48 pm

    check out STREETBEEFS on youtube. Massachusetts needs something like that.

    • Y
      May 20, 2019 at 10:57 am

      Might Mouse is a kiddie diddler, and they let him fight.
      We don’t need that sh_t here.

  • Libtard Cuck
    May 18, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    What I find so interesting is dude showed no emotion or anger whatsoever before rendering that choads face into hamburger. His fist was more like the Hammer of God.

  • Robert Vaughn - Ambulance Chaser
    May 18, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    If anyone knows the green shirt victim of this dastardly and premeditated attack, please encourage him to call me. I promise a win-win proposition. You see, the security guard, employed by the private establishment, instigated if not ordered the attack. The evidence is in his own words, the best friggin’ evidence there is! We will crush that establishment and get you a big payout.

  • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
    May 18, 2019 at 9:26 pm

    Dis gonna be every street corner in America soon. 100,000 per day third world shithole animals who reproduce at a rapid rate and take everything from evil whitey. Revolutions coming soon and I for one not only agree with it but I will not prosecute non whites when it goes down. We gettin near da numbers very soon yo.
    THIRD WORLD CHIMPOUT.
    COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU.

    • When the revolution comes
      May 21, 2019 at 12:23 am

      that racist bitch will probably have her head transformed from a coconut to a fine pink mist with a few chunks left on the stem. 7.62×51 HP has a way of making these things happen.
      This is all just a hypothetical supposition on my part, of course.

  • Jackass Street Vermin
    May 18, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    When White Guilt takes you all the way to Africa only to learn the hard way why Africa culture is a sewer.

  • Cerissa Raybarn
    May 18, 2019 at 6:34 pm

    I love the EBT hogs commenting as if they and their nasty crotches are worth anymore then the dude who got knocked out.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      May 19, 2019 at 3:16 pm

      HELP ME I NEED LAMBORGHINI

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    May 18, 2019 at 6:10 pm

    A crew of shitstains. If ever there was. That’s the k8n2d of bar that needs a fire while they are all in it. Nobody would miss them. Ever…..

  • Mike Frigon
    May 18, 2019 at 5:22 pm

    Filthy turd world spics

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    May 18, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    Sam (Jorts Johnson) is probably the only one that got arrested. TFB, cause he’s the only gentleman in the whole fucking place.

  • Ron Burgungy?
    May 18, 2019 at 4:50 pm

    Keep your head on a swivel when you’re involved in a vicious cock fight.

  • Kirk Minihane
    May 18, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    Uncle TB is an anonymous, cuck pussy, of course he wouldn’t agree with the “talk shit, get hit” policy. It already looks like he’s been punched in the face his entire life.

  • TheCureForHope
    May 18, 2019 at 4:22 pm

    Animals. Every one of them.

  • Luis
    May 18, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    You’re welcome for the perfect video

  • Detective Greenly
    May 18, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    Where u goin’?!? Nowhere!!!

    • Y
      May 20, 2019 at 10:52 am

  • stiff pete
    May 18, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    i love the still pics of the knockout. in the 5th one he was unconscious and still standing.
    that made my day!!! thanks TBS

  • MILFmanJack
    May 18, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    Judging from the video, there are no babes present because the clientele of this establishment consists exclusively of fat, gooey cum-rags with zero earnings potential in life, not exactly appealing to the 25-and-under female. But then again, even a young MilfManJack used to bone only those 40 and up.

    Oh, and this was the BEST FUCKING VIDEO KNOCKOUT EVER!!!

  • Liawatha
    May 18, 2019 at 3:18 pm

    My Paw-Paw always instilled in me this ancient Cherokee adage: “Don’t write checks your body can’t cash.”

  • Corinth Arkadin
    May 18, 2019 at 2:08 pm

    “You can’t put that much sausage and that many flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats in one place at the same time.”

    And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is that.

    Made my day.

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