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Hartford Hoodbooger Hermorrhoid Gets Arrested After Refusing To Take Off Hood And Leave MGM Grand In Springfield, Whines About Racism, Promotes New Rap Song “Side Bitch”

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The MGM Grand in Springfield has been open for about a month now. I’ve always been pro-casino. It’s the easiest way for the state to raise tax money without raping molesting stealing from the taxpayers. Connecticut has way nicer stuff than Massachusetts because they have two casinos that probably pay billions of dollars to the state in taxes alone. People go to casinos on their own accord, they spend money recklessly by playing against statistical house odds that will all but guarantee defeat the longer you play, and they’re cool with it. Casinos also provide jobs for people and might even stimulate the local economy by bringing people to Springfield who would normally avoid Springfield like the plague.

With that said, Foxwoods and Mohegan Sun work because they’re in the middle of nowhere. The ratchets from Worcester, Providence, New Haven, and Hartford are all at least an hour an away. But the problem we knew would happen with a Springfield casino is the crotch creatures can walk there on the first of the month and blow their section 8 money by aimlessly pressing a button on a machine as the old lady with the oxygen tank next to them blows Parliament Light smoke into their face. That’s why it only took two weeks for a local deep fried dindu nuffin to get arrested for stabbing someone.

What the hoodbooger express doesn’t understand is that casinos play by different rules. All the rights you think you have in the real world no longer exist the moment you step onto their property. They can kick you out for any reason, and they don’t fuck around. 

One of the people who found this out the hard way is Anthony Coleman, AKA “Real Star Buckz,” an aspiring rapper from Hartford.

As you can see he raps about really original things, like money, cash, cars, and hoes, often at the same time.

Shockingly there are still tickets available to every show he has ever been paid in Hennessy to headline for:

His smash single is called “Side bitch” and it basically sounds like McGruff the Crime Dog trying to sing a nursery rhyme while being molested by a Catholic priest. Obviously a lot of thought was put into the lyrics:

I’ve literally never seen such themes in a rap song:

He’s obviously talented, original, and creative.

The song is called “side bitch.” As in, “not my down ass ho.” She’s the backup plan. According to him she, “help me chop the haul” (breakup large quantities of drugs into smaller packages for sale on the streets), “help me take a charge,” (confess to a crime that he committed in order to avoid snitching), and “she even do it all, and then she suck my dick.”

So what am I missing here? Why can’t he commit to this woman? It’s not easy to find a down ass ho that will help you chop the haul, take a charge, AND give you a basket sandwich while driving. I think it’s time to promote this classy jizzmuppet from side bitch to down ass ho. I mean, no offense dude, but your grills make you look like you have braces on. And wupupwitdat saliva?

Not baller bro. Just sayin.

By the looks of his Facebook page he has reproduced and odds are his son owns at least four pairs of Jordan’s, because….priorities. Luckily you can pay child support in Benjamins and ice in Hartford.

Speaking of Michael Jordan, take a wild guess who his favorite sportball team is….

The flat brimmed hat must be in the wash.

Anyway, Star Buckz found out the hard way the other night that he’s not allowed to roll up in the casino with a hood on. When he refused to comply with their order to take it off he was escorted off of the property. Obviously he saw this as an opportunity to go hoodrat viral and possibly get some new side bitches to follow him on IG, so he caused a scene, refused to leave, resisted arrest, and then whined about racism:

Best part of the video was 6:00:

“Hey cash money, where’s your cahhhh?”


As you can see Star Buckz and his presumed side bitch who was filming the encounter found out the hard way that they don’t have the same rights on MGM property that they do selling cheap shwagg on Main Street. They can pretty much do whatever they want, and quite frankly they were patient with him.

But Star Buckz don’t play that. No one disrespects him:


So instead of just getting in his pimped out Honda and leaving the premises he elected to get in security’s face and refuse to leave….

He actually gave him until the count of 5 too…

Shockingly Star Buckz did not comply with the arrest, chose to resist, and ended up getting tazed multiple times.

Since then he’s been taking glamour shots for Attorney Richard N. Vulva’s next big lawsuit and posing outside of the MSP station where he spent the night getting finger blasted by some guy named Moose.

To the surprise of everyone the comments section is filled with SSI scholars pointing out how racist the police are, how he dindu nuffin, and other really original grievances like that.

But at the end of the day it worked out well for Star Buckz. The video has over 150,000 views, which is more than all of his rap videos combined. It’s probably the best thing that ever happened to him.

23 Comment(s)
  • Skinny Schwarze
    October 2, 2018 at 4:57 pm

    I didn’t feel like watching the entire footage of his walk of shame. Did the little schwarze get tased on video? Let me know, I would love to see his scrawny little ass twitchin’ all over the floor. Plus, him drooling on himself, or pissing his pants would be great!

  • Black men riding bikes
    October 2, 2018 at 8:49 am

    Highly original video… it does however show the message sent into Black wasted minds, by those who control entertainment media. Then, when a poseur such as this kills someone, a Black life of matter, the REAL media charges that it is somehow up to Whites to change the Black plight (an impossible situation). This is how Blacks “choose” to present, ignoring their responsibilities as men and playing at gangsters. They then wonder why businesses stay away from the Democrat Plantation!

    who owns entertainment media? who owns the Liberal media? just wondering….

  • Dindunuffins City
    October 2, 2018 at 1:10 am

    Went to college in Springfield. It was a shithole then and is even worse now with its “sanctuary city” status. I frequent casinos often but you wont catch me anywhere near this one.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Fuck 'em !
    October 1, 2018 at 8:57 pm

    Savages just gotta be what savages be !

  • Noseface
    October 1, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Welp….that didn’t help me hate those people any less than I did prior to watching that.

  • Lucky 7
    October 1, 2018 at 5:38 pm

    I’ve been to casinos all over the country and there are always assholes like this. They come together in pairs and are loud and obnoxious and usually in their 20’s. They don’t know how to play or bet, play two hands and lose all their money and then they leave yelling about how they got scammed.

    They are only at a table for 5 minutes and they are high as a kite and full of shit.

  • FallDownDrunkenBostonMayorMahty
    October 1, 2018 at 4:34 pm

    would be my pick for supreme courtJustice and with my superior intellect you can take that to the bank.

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    October 1, 2018 at 3:23 pm

    Too bad he didn’t try this in the two casinos in CT–when you are legally outside the United States, things go differently…

    Staking his dumb ass out on a ant hill slathered with honey would make good Pay-Per-View.

    • Revrun Fishknuckle
      October 1, 2018 at 3:42 pm

      Send him a gift certificate, might be worth the money.

      Then pass the popcorn..

  • Revrun Fishknuckle
    October 1, 2018 at 3:10 pm

    Stoopid kneegrow..

  • marilu
    October 1, 2018 at 3:04 pm

    MGM in this city is doing nothing but bringing hoodrats together & its gonna have a blood bath soon & then what, they cant close down like some little restaurant after a murder.. it’s just gonna keep happening. Not good, not a good spot like the two in CT far away from the drama

  • TheGoodGirlDoctor
    October 1, 2018 at 1:23 pm

    I remember now. I was his side bitch while he and 20 bruthas tore my ass hole up. Thats why zkavanaugh owes me a new asshole.

  • Ted Baxter
    October 1, 2018 at 12:55 pm

    I thought these cops were shooting. This cop not get the message?

  • Mr. Sophisticated
    October 1, 2018 at 12:50 pm

    I just synchronized “Side Bitches” with Schubert’s Quintet in C Major op. 163, D. 956, and the results were pleasantly delightful. Give it a try.

  • Lincolntf
    October 1, 2018 at 12:17 pm

    He learned that from J-Roc.

  • Da Word Pimp
    October 1, 2018 at 12:15 pm

    Don be dissin my boy, yo. He hard af. I seen him rob 3 of dem hoes in that GSA gang. He stole all dem cookies…even dem smoov ass Thin Mints.

    ncfoothillbilly aka Didn’t realize there were black people in CT

  • Judge dread
    October 1, 2018 at 11:53 am

    It’s CTso I’m sure those 30 round pistol mags he’s posing with are felonies. Also posing with a short barreled rifle in the music video? And the stacks of cash. How come he wasn’t arrested on principal.

    He’s prbobaly from a wealthy family, has a fully licensed CCW, a class 3 license by the ATF, and just puts this on for show. /sarc

    • Jim
      October 1, 2018 at 6:33 pm

      That AK pistol doesn’t seem to mesh with CT or MA laws

      • Russ
        October 1, 2018 at 7:16 pm

        Thanks captian obvious. Mass gun laws are never enforced but armchair lawyer wannabe brings it up

        • Jim
          October 2, 2018 at 5:58 pm

          You’re very welcome, but I had to look up CT’s laws to mention it.
          FYI: From what I saw they actually list select fire rifles as AW’s which is kind of an oddity.

  • Do the gambler machine take the EBT?
    October 1, 2018 at 11:18 am

    If Casinos made cities better, Vegas would be a utopia… anyone been to Atlantic City lately?

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      October 1, 2018 at 2:20 pm

      Except for the boardwalk, AC was a shithole before the casinos came to town in the early 70’s. It was the only “beach town” with a black population back then.

      • Judge dread
        October 2, 2018 at 3:17 pm

        Yah man. The boardwalk is highly overrated and it sucks. It is cool for like 15 minutes after that it’s like trying to out ski an avalanche. I haven’t been back in 15 years.

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