So as you probably already know by now Dzohkar “Jafar” Tsarnaev, AKA doosnozzle #2, was officially found guilty today on all 30 counts related to the Boston Marathon bombing. He is death penalty eligible.
Now I’m not normally a death penalty kind of guy, but has there ever been anyone who deserved it more than him? He deserves it just because he was too much of a va-jay-jay to go out in a blaze of glory like his idiot brother. Seriously, what kind of naniburger terrorist hides in a fucking boat and comes out with his hands up? If he wanted to die, I would say put him in jail forever. But since he clearly wanted to go on living, even after purposely making a choice to take the life of 8 year old Martin Richard, he needs to have his life taken from him.
Seriously though, he’s the one who blew up the second bomb, which to me makes him the worse of the two terrorists. When Timon the terrorist laid down his bomb at the finish line which killed Crystal Campbell and Lu Lingzi, those numbnuts terrorists had never seen firsthand what their bombs could do. At least if you were Timon’s lawyer you could argue that he didn’t realize the bombs would be that powerful.
But Jafar? He SAW EXACTLY what the first bomb did and he still laid his bomb down next to Martin Richard and his family 11 seconds later:
Jafar isn’t a real human being. He never was. Human beings don’t do that. He’s an animal, and a dangerous one, and he needs to be put down. Plain and simple.
I finished the marathon an hour and a half before the bombs went off, and I taped the finishing stretch on Boylston Street. It’s eerie looking at this photo from the clip of the location where Martin Richard and his family would be standing an hour and a half later:
When the first bomb went off we were eating in the Prudential Center Food Court, which overlooks the 26 mile mark:
Here’s what it looks like when you’re running by it on Marathon Monday:
While eating there we all heard the first one go off down the street and I immediately knew it was a bomb. The second one I saw with my own eyes. The food court turned into a mob scene as people were running around trying not to get blown up by the next bomb, which we all assumed would go off shortly. You don’t forget something like that.
This piece of human garbage took the one day in Boston where people of all shapes and sizes come out to support people they don’t know. It’s literally the most peaceful day of the year, and this asshole had to ruin it by killing an 8 year old. There will never be closure for April 15, 2013, but executing Jafar would be a good start. Personally, since this is such an important and symbolic execution, I think anyone who lost a limb that day should be able to stand on the Boston Marathon finish line and put this animal to sleep with a firing squad.