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Haverhill Honch Hogs Brag About Getting Other People’s Kids Suspended From School For Wearing Mesh Masks


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29 Comment(s)
  • Crocodile Undy
    September 23, 2021 at 7:30 am

    In Australia she’s a 7 and he’s still fag.

  • Rian!
    September 23, 2021 at 7:03 am

    turtlefag aidumb censors posts, what a lowdown scumbag.
    n!ggerloving closet liberal pussyfart

    September 23, 2021 at 5:34 am

    Which one is Jeff?

  • Bob
    September 23, 2021 at 3:01 am

    Goddamn that is a beastly woman!

    • Pat Powers
      September 23, 2021 at 6:05 am

      that’s one ugly cunt, inside and out

      • Professor Griff jr.
        September 23, 2021 at 3:24 pm

        I’d do her (anal)

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Ye Olde Tom Morris
    September 22, 2021 at 11:07 pm

    The covid harpoonist, a man of great skill and strength of arm, stood in the prow, waiting for the precise second to strike Nikki Landry. When the big barbed covid harpoon speared into the mammal the thick rope attached to it played out. Then the whaleboat was taken on what was called a Nantucket Sleigh-Ride.

    • Queequeg
      September 23, 2021 at 9:53 pm

      R. Matey. R.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    September 22, 2021 at 10:26 pm

    Biden makes me long for the days when Barry and Big Mike were in office.

  • Dick Simmons
    September 22, 2021 at 10:24 pm

    He’s a perv, take a closer look at his life…bet it’s UGLY.

    Hiding behind his fake concern because he’s the REAL threat.

  • Liarwatha W
    September 22, 2021 at 9:34 pm

    Jeff I bathe once a month Landry is the poster child for a liberal sheep.He sits all night watching CNN and Don (Smollett)Lemon and jerking off to it.Then when his wife gets sick from the China flu and cant breath will blame the unvaccianated even though the the 200 lbs extra she ate wont enter into the thought .This why we are fucked unless we stand up to these idiots.

  • What the hell happened to the "Jaja guy"?
    September 22, 2021 at 8:40 pm

    It’s not that I miss him, but if he slipped on a banana peel near an open elevator shaft, it’s not like it would make the news.

    I wonder if he copied and pasted himself a life.

    • Detective Mike Hunt
      September 22, 2021 at 9:30 pm

      JaJa, ST, Captain Trips, DiZ, and all their fakers, clones, and impostors all vanished at the exact same time… aka they are all the same person lol. What a fucking loser.

      • Uncle Fuck Face
        September 23, 2021 at 7:32 am

        Probably Rene’ or Chrissy or MTB or SSTB aka bristol blarney.

  • Yawn
    September 22, 2021 at 8:22 pm

    Another snoozefest of an “article” about masks. We get it, you don’t wanna cover that chode you call a nose. How big of a snowflake cuck do you have to be that putting a piece of cloth over your face sends you into a perpetual shitfit?

    God, this country is becoming so pussified. Remember when people had dignity & courage? 15 year old boys would lie about their age to march into certain death for the honor of fighting for freedom. Now, we don’t even have freedom of speech because God forbid you say a word that hurts some lib’s delicate fee fees. And on the flip side, conservatives can’t be arsed to wear a fucking mask for 5 minutes when they go into Cumby’s because it’s such an uNbEaRaBlE inconvenience. Pussies, all of ’em.

    Also, take a hint: nobody wants to visit your ad herpes-riddled site. It’s become a fun game to visit this one first so we can get you all worked up and laugh at the insult du jour.

  • True Reality Speaks
    True Useful Idiots
    September 22, 2021 at 7:34 pm

    The only silver lining coming from all this Wu flu BS is that all the wannabe train conductors and box car herders are outing themselves. Too dumb to realize they’ll be next on the elimination list after the current-day Nazis on the Left are done with all the people still practicing critical thinking.

  • Where is DiZ???
    September 22, 2021 at 6:33 pm

    “To access this post, you must purchase Turtle Boy Community Member, Turtle Boy Community Leader, Turtle Boy Community Advisor or Turtle Boy Booster”

    LMAOOOOOOO. Yeah, let me pay to read about a gypsy family and some whiny faggots.

    I would put a fucking bullet in my head before I ever paid to become a “turtle boy booster” lol. shit sounds like some creepy internet pedophile club.

    • Prez Joe Biden
      September 23, 2021 at 7:27 am

      Notice The Diz, Jaja and others all disappeared at the same time. One person posting it all.

      You say internet pedophile club like it’s a bad thing? I love kids jumping on my lap and rubbing my leg hairs in the pool.

  • TB stalkers
    September 22, 2021 at 6:31 pm

    TB if it wasn’t for haters you’d only have half your audience. These stalkers are your biggest followers in a unhinged stalking kind of way.

    September 22, 2021 at 6:23 pm

    Looks like the ORTH SHORE EATS SCAMMER.

    Get A Shave Faggott!

  • How do I become “premium”?
    September 22, 2021 at 6:17 pm

    The one interesting article out of five….the Umass feminist… is a “premium stream”…….

    I don’t know what “premium stream” is but I hope nobody is dumb enough to pay for these poorly written articles…..they are just as bad as masslive

      September 22, 2021 at 6:19 pm

      Oh wait I didn’t realize I could win a free tshirt!!!!!!

  • Turt's Scrawny Dink
    September 22, 2021 at 5:59 pm

    Turt’s hoping people find his blogs to compelling that they throw him some cabbage. Me too. Jergin’s Lotion ain’t cheap, and I’m beat.

  • Boe Jiden
    Look at the bright side...
    September 22, 2021 at 5:48 pm

    The important thing is they found each other.
    The downside is they procreated.

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    September 22, 2021 at 5:13 pm

    How does he get in bed with that fat disgusting ugly sow? She’s at least 300 lbs

  • Turt's Scrawny Dink
    September 22, 2021 at 4:38 pm

    Please! Stop Beating me! You’ve beaten me raw.

  • Bunker, Hill & Williams; Esquires
    September 22, 2021 at 4:32 pm

    He: A most punchable face.
    She: Somebody beat me the fuck to it.

  • Ron Jeremy
    September 22, 2021 at 4:18 pm

    Let’s talk about Nikki Haley from Haverhill, especially her weight. She is fat. Roly Poly. Her head is as round as a basketball. She definitely is a fat, ugly bitch. She has to be at least 220 to 240 pounds. Here is some advice. Go to Weight Watchers. You definitely need it but it wont help your ugly looking face hpwever!

  • Kid Sniffer Jeff Landry
    September 22, 2021 at 4:18 pm

    Jeff Landry still re-living his failed High School years. Keep this goof ball away from kids.

    Just a guess, one of kids in question is an attractive young woman or man?

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