While Congress is wasting everyone’s time trying to impeach the duly elected President during an election year, Trump is out here pissing off cheesehogs like it’s going out of style thanks to the the new rule his administration instituted in which able bodied adults must work 20 hours a week to get food stamps. One of these angry slopqueefs is Ariana King of Haverhill, who expressed her grievances on the Haverhill MA 411 Facebook group.
Yes, that’s right – Glopperina is so incensed that people like her will have to (gasp) work for food stamps, that she decided to threaten to kill the President of the United States on Facebook.
Does this look like a woman who WOULDN’T kill you if she had to get a job in order to keep getting food stamps?
Never get between an angry hefalump and her food stamps. Won’t end well.
Plus sized Pluto is clearly in desperate need of food stamps, as can be seen by her Instagram account – Chubby Queen.
She’s practically starving.
This is what happens when you start putting fat chicks on the cover of Sports Illustrated. It becomes cool to be unhealthy because everything everyone does is good now. It’s why people buy shirts that say, “No Honey, You’re Thinner Than Me Not Prettier.”
Yea, no one cares if you’re pretty if your fupa has more trenches in it than a World War 1 battlefield.
It’s OK though, because she loves herself.
And yes, she can afford pot, but still whines because technically she’s “able bodied” and will have to work 20 hours a week to qualify for food stamps.
Luckily she’s attached herself to her “King” who is clearly going places.
Walpole, Middleton, Concord, Shirley – places like that.
Then again, maybe she’s just threatening to kill the President over food stamps because she’s upset about the ridiculous menthol ban. I figured that was all she smoked, but she also made that clear for us.
Looks like she’ll have to get a real job instead of canning it outside the grocery store.
And this, ladies and gentleman, is why I’m so happy Donald Trump is the President right now. It’s why he will win again. The American people don’t give a flying fuck about Ukraine, or pompous Harvard professors lecturing us on the constitutional origins of Orange man bad. But they do care when they come home from work and have to stand behind some cheddar biscuit in her pajamas using food stamps to buy blunt wraps. And they see how these people react when they find out they have to get a job, and they realize that this is a very good thing. Something pussies like Mitt Romney would never, ever, ever, have the stones to do.
There’s no possible reason to oppose this. If you’re disabled or elderly you don’t have to work. If you’re abled bodied and young you do. For a whopping 20 hours. The fact that this pisses people off is exactly why we voted for him in the first place. Yet here is my congressman calling this “taking from the poor and vulnerable.”
The @realDonaldTrump administration is obsessed with taking from the poor and vulnerable and protecting the rich and powerful.
Shame on them. https://t.co/wF8zPN49bn
— Rep. Jim McGovern (@RepMcGovern) December 4, 2019
Just keep that in mind in November. This is who people like Jim McGovern stand for.
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