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Haverhill Plus Sized Pinata Threatens To Shoot President Trump Over New Law Forcing Able Bodied Cheesehogs To Work 20 Hours A Week To Get Food Stamps

 

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While Congress is wasting everyone’s time trying to impeach the duly elected President during an election year, Trump is out here pissing off cheesehogs like it’s going out of style thanks to the the new rule his administration instituted in which able bodied adults must work 20 hours a week to get food stamps. One of these angry slopqueefs is Ariana King of Haverhill, who expressed her grievances on the Haverhill MA 411 Facebook group.

Yes, that’s right – Glopperina is so incensed that people like her will have to (gasp) work for food stamps, that she decided to threaten to kill the President of the United States on Facebook.

Does this look like a woman who WOULDN’T kill you if she had to get a job in order to keep getting food stamps?

Never get between an angry hefalump and her food stamps. Won’t end well.

Plus sized Pluto is clearly in desperate need of food stamps, as can be seen by her Instagram account – Chubby Queen.

She’s practically starving.

This is what happens when you start putting fat chicks on the cover of Sports Illustrated. It becomes cool to be unhealthy because everything everyone does is good now. It’s why people buy shirts that say, “No Honey, You’re Thinner Than Me Not Prettier.”

Yea, no one cares if you’re pretty if your fupa has more trenches in it than a World War 1 battlefield.

It’s OK though, because she loves herself.

And yes, she can afford pot, but still whines because technically she’s “able bodied” and will have to work 20 hours a week to qualify for food stamps.

Luckily she’s attached herself to her “King” who is clearly going places.

Walpole, Middleton, Concord, Shirley – places like that.

Then again, maybe she’s just threatening to kill the President over food stamps because she’s upset about the ridiculous menthol ban. I figured that was all she smoked, but she also made that clear for us.

Looks like she’ll have to get a real job instead of canning it outside the grocery store.

And this, ladies and gentleman, is why I’m so happy Donald Trump is the President right now. It’s why he will win again. The American people don’t give a flying fuck about Ukraine, or pompous Harvard professors lecturing us on the constitutional origins of Orange man bad. But they do care when they come home from work and have to stand behind some cheddar biscuit in her pajamas using food stamps to buy blunt wraps. And they see how these people react when they find out they have to get a job, and they realize that this is a very good thing. Something pussies like Mitt Romney would never, ever, ever, have the stones to do.

There’s no possible reason to oppose this. If you’re disabled or elderly you don’t have to work. If you’re abled bodied and young you do. For a whopping 20 hours. The fact that this pisses people off is exactly why we voted for him in the first place. Yet here is my congressman calling this “taking from the poor and vulnerable.”

Just keep that in mind in November. This is who people like Jim McGovern stand for.

 

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112 Comment(s)
  • Cheesemo
    December 7, 2019 at 11:48 pm

    I started dating Ariana after I placed an ad that said
    Wanted obese broad for licking my asshole on Tuesdays and Thursdays

  • Trump Sucks
    December 7, 2019 at 9:49 am

    Ok so she is a moron. But Trump still sucks.

    • Startled Pancake
      December 7, 2019 at 10:30 am

      “But Trump still sucks wah wah wah”

      Sounds like you have no marketable skills in this blindingly brilliant economy. Perhaps you should follow the money-making model of all TB ratchets and start selling food stamps. Maybe start a deceptive GoFundMe like any decent meth-head.

      It also appears that you upvote your own posts. Well, congratulations, a Winner is You.

    • FuckTheDirtyHicks
      December 7, 2019 at 7:07 pm

      He sure fucking does! Hahahhahhhahahahaha! The man uses twitter more than a whiney teen girl. Don’t let the inbreds know, their tiny fucking dicks will explode.

    • Cheesemo
      December 7, 2019 at 11:43 pm

      Trump
      The only thing that sucks here is when you’re mother was sucking on my left ball last night begging me to cum in her face
      I asked her if I was the best she ever had
      She said next to my son Yes

  • Blue Veined Snorkel
    December 6, 2019 at 10:32 pm

    Have to stick a ham in her and pull out the bone just to hit one side of that busted ravioli.

  • Sorry your BMI is too high
    December 6, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    I knew all this was coming done the pike and i was hoping for one rule they considered but didn’t use. It was a Dr.’s note saying you were underweight to qualify for food. I liked that. My husband wants a truck stop scale at the doors to the supermarket that trigger the door to open or not based on your weight if your paying cash or stamps just because these people are wasting food.

    • AOC
      December 6, 2019 at 6:12 pm

      Like, I already stated this in my green, um um um new deal.I just wish, some times, like that like some people wood juss liszen to me. We would definetly definetly be better off. Ya know? NO MO FARTING COWS!! Climate change for life bitches!!!

      • adam schiff
        December 6, 2019 at 6:42 pm

        suck my cock

  • The Unknown Comic
    December 6, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    She is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number”…

    I’m available Thursdays for your entertainment…

  • Chinese Fried Deep Fat Restaurant
    December 6, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    NO! Not shut off! She keep me reserrant open and me emproyed!

  • Captain Trips
    December 6, 2019 at 11:59 am

    Aww, she’ll have to go to bed before 2 AM and get up before noon…..

    The secret service will be in touch with her; maybe she can placate them by offering them some bong rips

  • From the Wall St Journal
    December 6, 2019 at 11:09 am

    Judging by the rhetoric, you’d think President Trump was shutting down Great Depression bread lines. “The Trump administration,” Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said, “is driving the vulnerable into hunger just as the Christmas season approaches.”

    Humbug. Two incongruous facts: With the U.S. unemployment rate now at 50-year lows, there are seven million job openings for only six million job seekers. Yet as of last year 2.1 million potential hires—specifically, adults age 18 to 49, able-bodied, without dependents—were receiving food stamps despite not working.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    December 6, 2019 at 11:00 am

    They must have changed some of the requirements. It used to be you had to work 30 hours a week. Although two of the excemptions used to be 1) cared for a child under 6, 2) in a drug or alcohol rehab program. Haven’t looked at the new rules. Gee, no wonder all of the SNAPers in Mass….

    Oh, and Romney has always been a RINO.

  • Fat Parasite
    December 6, 2019 at 10:30 am

    Someone pop this blood sucking tick! God I hate fat people.

  • Mayor of Bradford
    December 6, 2019 at 10:15 am

    Sorry, guys. This one’s from across the river (I hope).

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      December 6, 2019 at 10:50 am

      If see goes in the river, I hope you have flood insurance.

      • ncfoothillbilly
        December 6, 2019 at 11:46 am

        Fat is pretty buoyant so the water level rise will be minimal. As far as any pollutants emanating from her, well thats another story.

        • Startled Pancake
          December 7, 2019 at 4:11 pm

          On the other hand, imagine if she got caught in a fire?

          All that fat burning, ugh, the smell…fucking grody!

          • ncfoothillbilly
            December 8, 2019 at 10:36 am

            That would be like an uncontrolled tire fire.

  • Not Pretty
    December 6, 2019 at 7:46 am

    A real life Ms. Piggy!

  • Silencio DoGood
    December 6, 2019 at 4:21 am

    clearing the mucus from my throat, it struck me that these blubber distorted individuals and their unstrung ratchet fiancés are only qualified to do the jobs that illegal aliens currently hold. haha!

  • Chubby? That's an understatement.
    December 6, 2019 at 12:29 am

    Lil Miss Doublewide moved well past chubby about 120 pounds ago.
    Morbidly obese isn’t cute. The only saving grace is that you are better to have around during the winter because your bulk is a heat source.
    The flesh on either side of your vagina is like the arms on an overstuffed chair but pushed together.
    I bet that really seals in the juices, making for a tangy and malodorous cunnilingual experience. Yeast infections are probably your near constant companion.
    Good job with that credible and direct threat against the President. I hope you mouth off to the SS and get tazed before being hauled off like a beached and bloated whale carcass on the southern part of the Cape on a very hot August day.
    Your child is destined to be raised by the Commonwealth, only to continue the parasitic cycle of state dependency that you are a part of.
    You are dysfunction, super sized with extra sauce.

    • The angry taint
      December 6, 2019 at 2:42 pm

      I should be able to like more than once….great fucking post

      • T.R.
        December 7, 2019 at 12:08 am

        Thank you very much.
        Wish I had a schedule that would allow for blogging on here. I’d have some real fun, lol.

  • Make Massachusetts not ghetto again
    December 5, 2019 at 11:41 pm

    Wait wait so you’re telling me that as of right now in Massachusetts if you are young and able bodied you have to work Atleast 20 hours a week (That’s nothing you filthy losers) to get food stamps? That is a great fucking idea. Now I want life in prison for anyone selling fentanyl please and thanks.

  • Malkin
    December 5, 2019 at 11:39 pm

    Her skinny little pussy boyfriend needs to strap a plank to his ass when he’s fucking this big fat sweat hog so he doesn’t fall in
    Sticking your dick in this pig would be like throwing a hot dog down the Ted Williams tunnel

    • Ariana King
      December 6, 2019 at 9:33 am

      You ever throw a toothpick in a volcano?

    • Captain Trips
      December 6, 2019 at 9:39 am

      “like throwing a hot dog down the Ted Williams tunnel”

      Thanks for the laugh today!

  • Puddintaine
    December 5, 2019 at 11:36 pm

    This is America. This chick on the left, crazy Landon on the right. No wonder nobody cares anymore. Outnumbered by nuts of all stripes

  • Satchmo
    December 5, 2019 at 11:31 pm

    Liberal wet back loving liberals don’t get it
    It’s because of shit bag liberals like Jim McGovern that President Trump was hand picked by the lord to lead us

  • Gringaapestosa
    December 5, 2019 at 11:29 pm

    Deport her!

  • Randolph
    December 5, 2019 at 11:24 pm

    THANK YOU Jesus
    For President Trump
    For putting fat lazy turds like this filthy douchebag out on the street sucking cocks to get by
    No more living off hard working white americans

  • Greg
    December 5, 2019 at 11:21 pm

    “The American people don’t give a flying fuck about Ukraine, or pompous Harvard professors lecturing us on the constitutional origins of Orange man bad.”

    Holy crap. You really are a fucking moron. Meanwhile Trump has spent around $150M to golf. But you’re a fantastic example of why Trump loves the poorly educated.

    • MAGA 2020
      December 5, 2019 at 11:43 pm

      My God you drank the entire container of Kook Aid. What happens to you next November when Trump wins again?
      By then you’ll tell us Trump spent one billion on golf
      Grow up loser

    • gnadler
      December 6, 2019 at 5:50 am

      Greg, how come you “Shur feels good ta be a WOKESTERS” didn’t give Kamala enough support? Now, because or y’all racist behavior, fat grrrl gotsta git a job!

    • R Lee Ermey
      December 6, 2019 at 8:15 am

      I think you may be the poorly educated one maggot. If you had half a pea brain up there in that huge melon on top of your neck you’d be able to figure out that he really didn’t spend 150 million dollars golfing.

    • Captain Trips
      December 6, 2019 at 9:37 am

      Greg is concerned that Trump may have spent 150 mil of his own money golfing but has no problem having other people spend 150 trillion feeding fat lazy work-shy slobs.

      That make sense.

      • Greg
        December 6, 2019 at 9:43 am

        Of his own money????

        You’re kidding right? That’s $150M in TAXPAYER money. Seriously, where are you getting you information?

        • greg iz not smot
          December 6, 2019 at 11:25 am

          trump doesnt get a paycheck. please educate yourself. better yet go work that 20 hours to get your food stamps

        • R Lee Ermey
          December 6, 2019 at 11:30 am

          Greggy poo…you do realize that the money they claim is being spent is actually spent regardless as salaries for those involved. That $150 million number is completely made up bullshit.

          Or do you think they only pay the secret service this money when he goes Golfing? You’re more of a putz than I originally thought.

          Eat a gun

        • The angry taint
          December 6, 2019 at 2:49 pm

          Listen up cuck, he golfs on his own resort and even if he didn’t I don’t fucking care. 150 million ? Good because 300 million is where is draw the line. I’d gladly pay taxes so he can golf than on a bullshit impeachment hearing(how much is that muffin?) To quote DS ” now you off you fuck….there’s a lamb”

    • Yacousinsstankpussy
      December 6, 2019 at 6:53 pm

      You can’t argue with these hillbilly cave dwellers lol. They’re too busy eating out their cousin Dawns pussy while screaming out “SpIcS!!” Or “lIbTaRdS!!!!” In the name of Trump to help them cum. They also forget there are republicans who also don’t like Trump but they’re “lIbTaRdS” too according to these monkey brains hahahaha

      • emceefoothillbilly
        December 6, 2019 at 7:40 pm

        Hello unemployed fat girl,
        I composed a silly ditty for your reading pleasure…
        Gonna lose my foodstamps
        Cause I aint got a job
        Standin’ on the corner
        Gonna’ slob some knobs
        I would learn to code
        But Im too fuckin’ dumb
        My boyfriends just as worthless
        Cause hes a damn bum
        I took the taxpayers
        For a long ride
        Cause Im morbidly obese
        And I have no pride

        • Fuckthehicks
          December 7, 2019 at 6:57 pm

          Emmceefoothillbilly is a triggered little bitch lol. I’m a dude, I don’t even know this girl. I bet you’re just as nasty as she is though. After all, do hicks even shower? How’s your mama sister cousin doing? Does she smell like fish too? Is her puss “YUGE”? Exactly how many teeth are you missing?

          • ncfoothillbilly
            December 7, 2019 at 7:13 pm

            Talk about triggered…lol Pot meet kettle.

          • spics are scum
            December 8, 2019 at 10:28 am

            fuck off spic blower

    • Corinth Arkadin
      December 7, 2019 at 10:39 am

      Greg:

      Drink Bleach, Live Forever

  • Cheesemo
    December 5, 2019 at 11:15 pm

    Ariana you big fat cunt you smoke menthals and talk like a negroe do you actually think that you are a chimp?
    Or is it just from all the black cum you’ve eaten over the years

    • Urmomsfatcunt
      December 6, 2019 at 6:57 pm

      Sounds like you’re in the closet and want to suck on some black duck yourself you fucking inbred lmao

  • Greg
    December 5, 2019 at 11:14 pm

    “ Congress is wasting everyone’s time trying to impeach the duly elected President during an election year…”

    Wow. Hey Turtle, I suggest you spend a little less time reading posts from single mothers selling baby formula on Facebook and a little more time reading the U.S. Constitution, with specific attention to Article 2, Section 4. You’re welcome.

    • Cheesemo
      December 5, 2019 at 11:19 pm

      Greg please thank your mother for the awesome rimjob she gave me last night
      She might be hideous to look at but she’s talented

    • R Lee Ermey
      December 6, 2019 at 8:18 am

      Wow, great reference. Of course that would be an even better reference if the President actually committed any crimes. You’re a dumb fuck.

      • Greg
        December 6, 2019 at 9:46 am

        First off, ignorant MAGAt, not all impeachable offenses are crimes. In Trump’s case, some are, others aren’t. He’s being impeached for bribery, extortion, abuses of power, and obstruction. If you don’t like the Constitution, go back in time and take it up with the founders. Otherwise, STFU.

        • R Lee Ermey
          December 6, 2019 at 10:23 am

          Hey cock breath, I’m not the one who doesn’t like the constitution. I’m not part of the group claiming the constitution is outdated and antique. I’m not the one who bitched when Trump beat Hillary because of the electoral college (even though you dick heads thing super delegates are fine).

          There is still no evidence of a crime. I’m sorry your tic sized brain doesn’t understand that. You might want to go check the laws if you think that it doesn’t have to be a crime to impeach…You contradicted your source you moron.

          In other words, go eat the end of a rifle you ignorant cunt.

          • The angry taint
            December 6, 2019 at 2:55 pm

            Ooooooo rah gunney!

    • Corinth Arkadin
      December 7, 2019 at 10:43 am

      Trump hasn’t done any crimes at all.

      You’re deluded, and probably ostracized by everyone that matters, so I understand you’re in a lonely place.

      You may want to look into suicide. There’s light at the end of your tunnel.

  • I hate lazy fucking Spics
    December 5, 2019 at 11:04 pm

    As the Angry Rant guy once said:
    “It’s time to take down the fucking bird feeder!”.
    Don’t wanna work?
    No problem.
    Fucking STARVE !
    #MAGA

  • Leigha g's dirty clam
    December 5, 2019 at 10:50 pm

    I bet if you melted her into a liquid you could power a small sedan for 2 years. Just brainstorming some different ideas on recycling this human waste.

  • Cant wait for work tomorrow
    December 5, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    I have employees tell me they cant work more than 20 hours a week because they lose federal assistance. (Then I think to myself if you worked more hours and made something of yourself you wouldn’t need assistance you stupid fuck) but anyways that’s just twisted logic on my part. Now I look forward to going in to work to let these lazy fucks know they aren’t getting 20 hours or foodstamps now. How the tables have turned.

    • Got sidetracked and forgot my point
      December 5, 2019 at 10:42 pm

      Thank you Mr. President! For making sense of the system. We dont reward the lazy, NOT IN HERE NOT UP IN HERE.

    • BucketNutz
      December 6, 2019 at 6:10 am

      It’s called the Earned Income Credit, and having a previous life working for the IRS, can tell you it is the biggest grift & rip-off of taxpayers in history.
      Basically, they can’t earn over a certain amount, and in doing so, receive up to 15K in free $$$ (not a return or deduction, but a credit…..IE free money!), courtesy of you & me (the working, US wage earners).
      It’s very popular in the ‘foreign national’ community, as they are allowed to declare for dependents that DO NOT EVEN LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES!.
      Take a ride through Lawrence, Lowell, etc and ask yourself why there are so many ‘Tax Services’ in these communities, where you would think financial/tax computations could be done by a 1st grader with a crayon.

      • don
        December 6, 2019 at 11:31 am

        driving down cranston street in providence near the aemory reminds me of when i went to mexico in the 80’s. everyone standing on the side of the road selling whatever they possibly can. before i even got out of my car they came running up to sell things. same as in providence the other day. I take my wife thru there every now and then to remind her just how good we have it by working hard every day.

  • Tha good ole dayz
    December 5, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    60 years ago fat lazy slobs like her Made money by sucking cock in a mafia run whorehouse. Now my tax money funds her habits…. Socialist dream. My nightmare

    • Big dick
      December 6, 2019 at 5:32 am

      Single mom’s with kids who make below a certain income should get food stamps no matter what. Some Mom’s can’t work due to lack of child care or day care. We need to invest in our country’s children because they our are future! People need to stop being so jewy about where there tax dollars are going. Worry about yourself!!!

      • R. Hess
        December 6, 2019 at 7:06 am

        That’s enough. Get back in the oven.

      • R Lee Ermey
        December 6, 2019 at 8:23 am

        Big Dick…or is it stupid dick… The single mom’s probably should have thought about that before accepting that random load in their twats.

        We are worrying about ourselves because it is our money that goes to these tax dollars to support these degenerates. I don’t mind my tax dollars going to Police, School, Fire Services etc…but I don’t need it going to some fat slop that’s too lazy to work.

  • Unka gus
    December 5, 2019 at 10:10 pm

    Without the food stamps what is the hell is she going to sell to make money? (Surely not her ass, no one could afford it if she sold it by the pound!)

  • Freddie Mercury
    December 5, 2019 at 9:41 pm

    Fat bottom girls make the rocket world go around

  • Corinth Arkadin
    December 5, 2019 at 9:13 pm

    Only a Turd Blossom stands out in a field of weeds…

  • jewadge
    December 5, 2019 at 9:04 pm

    i had a job servicing/repairing photo copy machines for the commonwealth for a decade.
    that meant i regularly went into to welfare offices
    50% to 90% of the bums had tattoos—and that is only the tattoos that were viable.

    and after POT was legalized; when i cut though the wasting room, you could the smell crap of their clothes.

    they are ‘broke’ but they got money for that crap

    and the welfare females with blacklets, lol!

  • Sal O’Mal
    December 5, 2019 at 8:58 pm

    I thank God *every single day* for President Trump. What a time to be alive!

  • KCCWWW
    December 5, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    I work my ass off.. can barely afford rent making $55K a year… thanks to section 8 and luxury apartments raising the rent for the common person. Also she is not a chubby girl, a chubby girl usually has thick thighs and decent breasts maybe a very very small tummy… This women is plain fat.. taking up space and living the life that “welfare is a life style” attitude.

  • Cheddah
    December 5, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    Ha! I laughed out loud when I read the fb post from Latayvia Thomasson: “ That girl don’t work I have seen her and her man picking in my stores trash.”

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    December 5, 2019 at 7:38 pm

    She did state the fact that she’d shoot him herself, doesn’t statements like that bring the Secret Service to town? I sure hope so.

  • Done...
    December 5, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    Big mean orange guy! Making ABLE BODIED, NON-PARENT’s actually WORK…the same hours I worked in high school…to get free food! That’s so mean! Everyone should get free food just because! Even if their ass is bigger than the national deficit… Because…Orange Man Bad!!

  • Bill Clinton
    December 5, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    Roll her over and grease her down,
    I’ll drive her through the heart of town.

    • Captain Trips
      December 6, 2019 at 9:42 am

      With titanic tits, and sandblasted zits

  • No Self Respect
    December 5, 2019 at 7:08 pm

    This bitch is what’s wrong with society. There should be drug testing and home inspections required to get any sort of government assistance. What a fat lazy pig she is. They should go after her parents too for raising this load She has money for drugs, cigarettes and a smartphone. Disgusting disgusting disgusting

    • Trump Twenty Twenty
      December 5, 2019 at 7:53 pm

      Agree 100% with drug testing. (All my buddy’s that are construction workers have to take piss tests if the job is getting federal funds ) I’d also add you need to stay the fuck out of trouble, you get rung up in court. You lose the benefits you lazy fucks…..Also Part of the official Welfare Home Inspectors uniform should be a MAGA hat. Lmfao

  • Concerned Citizen
    December 5, 2019 at 7:03 pm

    That slug rake male with the baby in his hands looks like he’s about to hike it and throw it 5 yards to an imaginary Tom Brady.

  • whatevuh
    December 5, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    I’ll give her $20 to clean that bathroom at the Springfield Sunoco station, that place is a fucking mess right now

  • Popcorn prince
    December 5, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    This is about FOODSTAMPS? Talk to her neighbors and you’ll hear some decadent stories no doubt. There always is for these lowlifes. Sometimes it’s funny in a Beverly Hillbilly’s kind of way. Lazy fat fuck who does nothing always looks bad. Then the neighbors fill in the pieces. Popcorn anyone?

  • Fat People Are Worthless
    December 5, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    SHOVE HER IN A FUCKING OVEN

  • Kim Justkim
    December 5, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    These people cant handle two and a half days working to contribute to what those of us slaving to their fund full time (and reap none of their benefits) do day in and day out every week all year long? Help us out, people! Take some of the damn burden off!!!

  • Hugh Mungous
    December 5, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    Hey ya slob , I’ll give you a sawbuck if I can buy you a hysterectomy first

  • Lee Ho
    December 5, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    Wait till Ho Li Phuk see picture of this fat fuk.

    Secret Service launch cellulite seeking missile, she history.

    • one hung low
      December 6, 2019 at 9:43 am

      I’d do anal with her

      • You're gonna be One Hung OWWW
        December 7, 2019 at 12:02 am

        Do take care if you plan to execute such a maneuver.
        The chappy rash between those cheeks tends to scab up and create an experience akin to masturbating with 36 grit sandpaper with feces as a lube.

  • whitey
    December 5, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    and when you get that 20 hour job – dont be stealing no fries out of my Happy Meal take out order- ya shit stained Cheese Hog

  • Get more betterer at englishing
    December 5, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    For the love of God, when will the “writers” here learn to write? Yea is the opposite of nay. The word you’re looking for is yeah, not yea.

    • Donnybrook
      December 5, 2019 at 6:49 pm

      Yea, yeah, yes…they’re all synonymous you stupid choad. Stop acting like you’re smarter than the highlights magazine you read every week.

      • You picked the most worthless hill to die on.
        December 6, 2019 at 12:09 am

        Douchybrook, you dumb, petty fuck.
        Yea is most certainly not the same as yeah or yes.
        Just because it’s become acceptable to butcher proper English with the thumbdummy shorthand of the information age, that does not change what is proper usage and spelling.
        Yea is pronounced yay, as in “Yea, though I walk through the valley of death…” .
        Yeah is like the German word for yes, “Ja”. (I know the proper accent mark isn’t over the A. Deal with it.)
        Ya no wut Im tryna say?

        • Write more gooder
          December 6, 2019 at 7:27 am

          Yeah rhymes with say and gay and pay and it has nothing to do with the casual form of Yes. The turtle writers misuse Yea in place of Yeah all the time. It is sloppy writing and it is not what any professional writer would do. Yea and yeah are two completely different words with two completely different meanings. You are an iliterate simpleton.

        • Clearform
          December 11, 2019 at 3:44 pm

          No’me?

  • AJ Alphonse
    December 5, 2019 at 5:55 pm

    Better buy some flour with them food stamps..

  • Who Flung Cum
    December 5, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    She will never work as hard as her bra has to. Could use it as a slingshot to fire her king over the wall.

  • Elijah's final fart
    December 5, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    fat disgusting sow, warpig

    here’s a fat greasy slut, Ariana
    who likes to smoke marijuana
    no skills to earn cash
    this fat bitch is trash
    she shoplifts at Walmart in her pajamas
    (possibly the limerick of the day)

    • Let me up, I've had enough
      December 6, 2019 at 4:56 pm

      Outstanding.

  • Not even in USA?
    December 5, 2019 at 5:33 pm

    Having your name as a foodstamp recipient at any time in your life; you’re on a blacklist. If you can’t feed and house yourself in America, you are shit.

    • R Lee Ermey
      December 6, 2019 at 8:26 am

      Not true. I know people who have had to use the system for legit reasons and have been able to become very successful. Don’t try to pull the woe is me bullshit.

      I also know a few people who are happy to buy food stamps at half price from pieces of shit who don’t need them and who are skimming the system. So fuck yourself.

  • Maggie the Cat
    December 5, 2019 at 5:29 pm

    I hope she gets many years of free meals…in jail for threatening to kill the President! One thing she won’t be able to do is squeeze through the bars to escape, so she’s really stuck.

  • Lee Ho
    December 5, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    If sweat hogs forced to work, social media will collapse.

    That’s not a bad thing.

    • Ho Li Phuk
      December 5, 2019 at 6:28 pm

      2020 Year of Pig, right Lee?

      • Lee Ho
        December 5, 2019 at 6:41 pm

        Pig for sure, that one eat at trough with rest of sows.

  • Obama Gonna Pay My Mortgage
    December 5, 2019 at 5:03 pm

    The entitlement mentality brought to you by the DUMBocrats

  • dirty bastards
    December 5, 2019 at 5:01 pm

    I don’t know whats worse: Fat chicks that think they are cute or the stupid Ghost Pepper farting illegals that live off them. Hey I got an idea: solve 1 problem and the other will solve itself. Cut off all Welfare, Food Stamps, WIC, SNAP, Section 8. Fat chick want to smoke weed and eat Twinkies: WORK! Without your subsidies, Home boy will beat feet out of your crap hole where we can bag him, tag him and get him on the next plane to Tegucigalpa. He ain’t there giving you sympathy fucks because he thinks your blubber is cute. Crotch Fruit would dry up cause when it comes to sharing twinkies with your rug rats is no picnic.
    Done and Dusted.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    December 5, 2019 at 4:59 pm

    That fat face is what pudding stuffed with Jello would look like.

  • Lloyd Braun
    December 5, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    Oh so satisfying. Yes, If you’re able bodied there’s no reason you shouldn’t be working sooo…
    Food stamps are “transitional assistance”. You know, for while you’re transitioning to a self sufficient, tax paying member of society, not hey you get this shit free for life ..jackpot. Gross.

  • Sprinkle Pig
    December 5, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    Lol. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Ma’am open up this is the Secret Service we heard you made a threat against the President? Ooops never mind your fat ass can’t even get off the couch.

  • Douchebagsayswhat
    December 5, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    Can’t wait for the follow up when secret service raids her house.

  • JoeMomma
    December 5, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    The United States will go bankrupt feeding her.

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