The Boston Bruins have pissed me off to no end this season. They basically annoucned at the beginning of the season that they didn’t give a shit after letting Jarome Iginla and Johnny Boychuk go for a bag of pucks. But then they win five in a row, lose six in a row all season long. And worst of all – they’ve put me in a position where I not only have no choice BUT to root for the Buffalo Sabres, they’ve put me in a position where I NEED a team from Buffalo to win a game in order for the Bruins to get to the playoffs. This is what rock bottom feels like. This is what it feels like to be a Bills fan.
I can’t stop thinking about that Calgary loss in the middle of the season. If they win that game like they should then I’m not in a position where I have to root for Buffalo.
Right as I started typing this the Penguins scored. Jesus Christ Buffalo, remember when we threw you a bone and let you beat us in a meaningless week 17 game? You can’t hook us up? Look, I understand your team purposely lost a million games this season so you could get the first pick in the draft. Your own fans have been cheering for whoever the other team is for the last month and a half. But in case you didn’t get the memo – the mission is accomplished. The tank was successful:
You can start trying now. Please? It’s way too early to start watching baseball.