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Help ID This Turdburglar Ripping Off Grannies Madoff Style In Danvers

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when the Turtle comes for you?








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Turtles, Danvers PD needs some help IDing this chucklefuck




He’s wanted for ripping off someone’s sweet old Grandma in Danvers in a Madoff-esque fashion.


Recognize this North Shore greaseball? Contact the Danvers Police Department Criminal Investigations Division at (978) 774-1388.


Do you thing, Turtles! Nana needs some justice.

5 Comment(s)
  • Jiffy Lube
    November 5, 2017 at 8:21 am

    Looks like it’s time to change his hair oil.

  • Independent Thinker
    November 4, 2017 at 6:24 am

    I believe that the death penalty should be used on people such as this. Identity theft is not taken seriously enough.

  • El Crapo
    November 3, 2017 at 10:45 pm

    With that protruding cro-magnon forehead I would look in Lawrence or Chelsea.

  • bloodyfarts
    November 3, 2017 at 7:16 pm

    Greezy cunt looks like a latino, surprise surpise.

  • Shuduppayouface
    November 3, 2017 at 5:58 pm

    Damn Italians. You can dress them up but you can’t take them anywhere

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