This is how Valentine’s Day is done in Chelsea…..
That is the most Chelsea thing I’ve ever seen. Miniature IV bags full of ratchet nectar hooked up to the veins of a chocolate covered strawberry. Flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats and 100 emojis are NOT included.
I honestly thought this was some sort of joke when I first saw it, but then I realized it was Chelsea, so she wasn’t lying when she said “only have so many left.” This thing is like a hoodbooger cornucopia, and there were a LOT of takers.
And yes, she does deliver.
And no, it doesn’t just have to be Henny.
The only question left to ask is, do you take food stamps? Although I’m pretty sure we all know what the answer is.
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