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Here’s A List Of Shitty People To Remind You Why You Need To Vote For Donald Trump Today

 

It’s so important that Donald Trump be elected today, but it’s even more important to punish the people who don’t want him to win for their shitty behavior. They don’t deserve to win anything. A quick refresher. (Follow me on Clarence Woods Emerson by clicking here.)

 

 

Today isn’t about voting for Donald Trump as much as it is punishing people who won’t be voting for him for their…

Posted by Clarence Woods Emerson on Tuesday, November 3, 2020

 

 

 

43 Comment(s)
  • David Crapinshitz
    November 10, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    It’s funny all these liberal/socialist pocket pussies laugh now, but wait and watch as their pussies cry when they can’t buy shit for their mongrel children cuz taxes are far to high, or one of the millions of VIOLENT criminals they let loose bitch smacks them, or get sick and have to wait 9 months to a year for a doctor to see you only to find out he got his Medical license from Mexico … these boobs have no idea countdown till the drying begins starts!

  • Suck it, MAGAts!
    November 8, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    How’d this all work out?

    #BYEDON

  • Aidans Mom
    November 5, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    You people just never stop marginalizing yourselves.

    • PFC
      November 9, 2020 at 7:33 am

      Yep. 70 million + people = “marginalized”. Sure thing.

  • XAnon
    November 5, 2020 at 1:20 am

    Lots of women with big boobs in these articles.

  • Mcnulty Mike
    November 4, 2020 at 1:54 am

    Fuck Albuquerque, Boston, Charlotte, Denver, Eugene, Fairfax, Georgia, Hartford, Illinois, Juneau, Kenosha, Lansing, Minneapolis, all “New” states / cities, Omaha, Philadelphia, Queens (and the rest of NYC), Raleigh, all of the Springfields, Tacoma, all of the Unions and Union Citys, Vegas, Washington (both), Xfinity (bill’s too high and don’t know any X cities), Yuma, and Zion.

  • toby
    November 3, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    Next up Michelin Monica for Mayor and Sinbad for Senator. Hunter Biden for Governor.

  • American History Lesson in Proggress
    November 3, 2020 at 2:03 pm

    Biden is getting curb stomped in PA and FL

    • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
      November 3, 2020 at 2:05 pm

      No worries, we will be third world Zimbabwe tonight.
      I gave the bruthaz free reign.
      Copley Sq will be nubian tonight

    • Hahahaha!
      November 8, 2020 at 9:26 pm

      Wanna update your post, Skippy?
      HA! Fuck Trump and Fuck You. Losers.

  • Hang em in the town square
    November 3, 2020 at 2:02 pm

    Totally forgot about those two fuckheads that pissed on the veterans memorial. A slow, agonizingly painful death for them. Couple of assholes.

  • I allready voted for Trump
    November 3, 2020 at 1:37 pm

    In Florida, where it will mean something.

  • Old guy with a sign
    November 3, 2020 at 1:15 pm

    I was amazed when Hunter’s ex wife told him he was a better father than Joe.

  • Common sense foreign policy 2021.
    November 3, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    One of the ways President Trump could raise funds to eradicate covid and help America recover is this- stop ALL foreign aid for the next four years, or until we recover. Yes; this includes that shitty little country we give TEN MILLION DOLLARS PER DAY, everyday. End it, until the USA is healed both physically and economically.

    • Duh
      November 3, 2020 at 5:29 pm

      You anti-Semite and what’s the kikes going to do for money, work lol not since auschwitz.

  • Ratchet Rayla
    November 3, 2020 at 12:27 pm

    Amazing that Rayla broke her leg and a day later she wasn’t even in a cast! Just crutches that she probably bought (or looted) from Walmart. Only thing missing was a GoFundMe.

    • That's Your Style Welfare Moocher Skeeza Bitch
      November 3, 2020 at 1:57 pm

      Fuck you Monica you fat n!gger.

  • Betty Ford
    November 3, 2020 at 12:23 pm

    How about just voting *for* Donald Trump instead of *against* joe Biden?
    a) no new wars
    b) brokered the foundation of peace in the Middle East
    c) solid economic growth when we had a generation of hearing underwhelming growth was ” the new norm”
    d) did C while shrinking government payrolls (at least he did in 2017 by 90k, I dont know what happened after that)
    e) single-handedly exposing the media
    f) doing what he can to abate the war on white males
    g) calling things what they are instead of bullshit lies
    h) some may differ, but I feel on the whole he’s trying to do the right thing. Can you say that since Reagan?

    What else?

  • Turtz McGurtz
    November 3, 2020 at 12:15 pm

    I co-sign that 100,000%

    MAGA!!!

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    November 3, 2020 at 11:54 am

    Vote Trump to keep China and Iran from fulfilling their plans. They pose much greater risk to us than poor ole Russia. Biden is really in China’s pocket. Harris is a loon.

  • Jesus
    November 3, 2020 at 11:07 am

    Shiva, Ploss, Rayla.

    I’ll take people we wont have to listen to after today for $500.

  • DOH!
    November 3, 2020 at 11:05 am

    Now heres a list of why you shouldn’t vote for Trump:

    Trump.

  • Baker Sucks!
    November 3, 2020 at 11:02 am

    What a great list! The Democrats are deranged psychopaths and cannot be given a chance to put in place their lunacy! Just think, a Biden win will make every piece of shit exposed by TB a winner!

  • Off with YOU, You FUCKS
    November 3, 2020 at 10:30 am

    Although I find some of TB entertaining and useful, your Trump takes are way off. Enjoy fanning the flames once your dear dictator loses.

    Isn’t it enough that USA’s enemies and the world’s worst dictators are pushing for a Trump win to suggest that Trump is NOT in USA’s interest? Unfortunately, all the nationalist rants from you sycophants lack logic, and I’m going to look forward to seeing you all cry foul when real Americans completely REPUDIATE Trump. Get these grifters out of the White House!!

    • Good Morning, Sunday Morning!
      November 3, 2020 at 10:45 am

      Yeah, voting for the dementia candidate is sure to bring peace and prosperity!

      If your brain worked any slower you’d be dead.

    • Betty Ford
      November 3, 2020 at 12:29 pm

      What fucking rodents are eating your brain? Do you just make shit up all day?

    • Mastiff squint
      November 3, 2020 at 1:07 pm

      Now you can put Podesta’s cock back in your mouth.

    • Done with this shit
      November 3, 2020 at 4:08 pm

      The real Americans are the ones voting for trump. Voting for the military, police, economy, schools, closed borders, American citizens, America. We are not willing to lose our great country to a senile, incompetent (going by his illustrious political career) old man who will hand over running this country to his equally incompetent vp – who believes a win for biden will result in a ‘Harris administration’ – her words. They both lost before because they aren’t good enough. That has not, and will not change. TRUMP 2020

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    November 3, 2020 at 10:06 am

    City sanctioned celebrations if biden wins.

    City sanctioned riots with looting and violence when Trump wins.

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's flipping to a red state
    November 3, 2020 at 10:05 am

    Vote not for spite or revenge or payback…Vote for the original intent and interpretation of our constitution and it’s values. Listen to all sides respectfully, but plan for the Global Warming nutbags.

  • Suck My Cock
    November 3, 2020 at 10:03 am

    YOUR VOTES FOR TRUMP IN MASSACHUSETTS. MIGHT AS WELL FLUSH YOUR BALLOT DOWN THE TOILET. HAVE FUN FEELING IMPORTANT THOUGH.

    FAGGOTS.

    • Sodomites Will Cry When Trump Wins with Overwhelming Electoral College Support
      November 3, 2020 at 10:08 am

      Antifa fags and blm ass blasters always vote biden

    • Captain Stunning and Brave
      November 3, 2020 at 10:38 am

      I thought progressives couldn’t use the word “faggot”? Make up your mind! You’re always changing the gay rules when it suits you, it’s like you don’t really mean it at all.

      Also, when you say “SUCK MY COCK” I am forced to assume your gender and that, my hateful friend, is against the rules.

      Clean it up or be cancelled, asshole!

      • Buck Faker, Esq.
        November 3, 2020 at 12:24 pm

        @Cap’n S & B:

        It’s okay, it’s okay…this twerp can use the “f” word because this nancy is, indeed, a…”f”…..ya get it?
        Sorta like when certain individuals (i.e., rappers, wannabe rappers/tax write-offs of obese, racist, foul-mouthed grifters who get free stuff just for being a loud-mouthed pig, etc…) use a certain “other” word that is universally recognized as inflammatory and verboten but is, again, still used by those who (I guess?) “identify” with this “forbidden” word.

    • Master race
      November 3, 2020 at 8:47 pm

      Imagine living your whole life thinking youre relevant? It must be sad to be a liberal. Fighting for your right to wear a dress. Fighting for your turn on the coonball court. Wishing you were heard. Watching your wife get her snatch pounded while you wait in the corner for clean up duty, and maybe a hand job. Im sorry faggot fucking monkey libtard. you bitches will take Massachusetts, a bunch of liberal pukes here, shit you may even take the election. I mean af he threatened to drain the swamp so the swamp is fighting back and im sure the swamp can fix the vote. But know this. When we riot bodies will fall. You see, we dont need ugs, or walmart tvs. We have that shit. What we want is heads. Be ready libtard. The clock is ticking

  • Don't worry I'm a cool Karen
    November 3, 2020 at 10:01 am

    I know I sound like such a pussy and a baby but whatever, reading this made me tear up. Pray to God he gets in. I know this is a blue state and our votes don’t matter anyway but hell, I really hope to see a miracle. The fights and arguments I have gotten into with my liberal friends and family these last 8-9 months. Oh and did I mention for the longest time I was a liberal? That makes it that much more frustrating, how can people not see through this bullshit? If I did so can they! Not saying I agree 100% on everything but it’s fair to say I did a pretty accurate 180 versus where I was at this time 4 years ago.
    TRUMP 2020

  • bigdaddy
    bigdaddy
    November 3, 2020 at 9:56 am

    Dont forget vote Sue Smiley in Clinton/Sterling/Boylston

    • Glen Quagmire, Esq.
      November 3, 2020 at 5:23 pm

      @bigdaddy:

      Oh, I won’t…I ASSURE you.
      …(giggity)…

  • PFC
    November 3, 2020 at 9:53 am

    No write-in for Shiva? Even after he called you a cocksucker multiple times, I’m still shocked you wouldn’t support a Shiva write-in vote 🙂

    • SHIVA
      November 3, 2020 at 10:11 am

      Dam straight you filthy sodomite cocksucker and ardent biden jock strap supporter.

  • kingsraisins
    November 3, 2020 at 9:52 am

    If Biden wins, every sane, normal, upstanding individual with common sense is going to get crushed by the crazies. Pronouns will cease to exist, traditional family values will be shunned, and (even moreso than now) those who work will just wage-slave to support the lazy. We are staring down the barrel of national lock-downs for a virus with a survival rate of nearly 99.9%, a ruined economy, and a housing market collapse. Not to mention the joys of inflation. Even if Trump wins tonight, all of the networks and pundits are going to say that we can’t declare a winner until all of the mail in and absentee ballots are counted – giving Biden a chance to sneak on in. Please vote Trump – not because you like Trump, but because the alternative is getting sucked into the abyss.

  • Hunter Biden
    November 3, 2020 at 9:52 am

    Trump needs a mirical t win

    • Your 14 Year old Niece
      November 3, 2020 at 10:02 am

      Uncle Hunter my asshole hurts why didnt you use baby oil.
      Even better why did you rape a relative at all.

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