Here’s How To Follow TB On Social Media And Subscribe To TB Daily News Instead Of Turtleboy Because TBS Won’t Be Around For That Much Longer



Following Turtleboy on social media is a unique experience. As you know if you follow the blog, we are constantly getting suspended, shadow banned, sued, censored, and outright banned from platforms because the people we blog about mass report us to the tech Gods. There’s not much we can do about that, but things are actually looking up lately and the suspensions have paused for now. The problem is no one is following our pages because it’s so hard to rebuild every time this happens. For that reason I’m here to let you know about all the ways you can follow Turtleboy.

1. Follow Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook by clicking hereClarence has 23,500 followers, and although the account sometimes gets suspended for 30 days at a time, Facebook never deletes the account because it’s been around for so long. I used to share it with other bloggers, but now it’s just exclusively me. The problem is people are less likely to “follow” a personal account for a name they don’t recognize. Just understand that it’s me, and this is the account where the most commentary occurs. But in order for it to come up in your feed you have to interact with the page, and that means liking posts, sharing them, or commenting underneath them.


2. Follow Terrance Collie on Facebook by clicking hereClarence gets suspended for 30 days a lot so it’s important to have a backup page you can follow and message with story ideas. Terrance is that account.


3. Like the Uncle Turtleboy – Aidan Kearney page on Facebook by clicking hereThis is a “like” page, not a personal page, much like the page we had with over 112,000 followers which was removed 3 years ago. These pages often get removed without warning and with no explanation given by Facebook. the UTB page currently has 11,600 followers, and could use some more. Maybe because I used my real name they’ll be less likely to remove it for no reason. It’s not growing as I would like it too, probably because it doesn’t say Turtleboy Sports on it. But this is currently our primary like page.


4. Join the Turtleboy Sports Facebook group by clicking hereA group is different from a page because you join it instead of liking it, and you can’t message a group like you would message a page. I have a few admins in there who post links to the blogs, and there are 8,200 members currently.


5. Follow the Turtleboy Sports fan run Twitter account by clicking hereI previously had a Twitter account with 15,000 followers which was removed in October 2017. I created a couple more that got close to 10K but ultimately were taken down as well. My computer and phone were permanently blacklisted from creating new Twitter accounts in 2018. Luckily a turtle rider stepped up and created the @Turtleboytweets account, which has close to 20,000 followers. I can’t log into that account or else it will be taken down as well.

However, I am looking for active people who think and talk like me to help run that account. Twitter is a great way for us to build the brand by exposing our content to bigger names and blue checkmarks by getting them to follow the account. It’s how I met Gerry Callahan, Kirk Minihane, and a bunch of other people. I’m looking for a proactive person or two to help run the account. But, you have to be conservative, witty, and conform to the brand. This isn’t just sharing blogs, it’s actively tweeting as much as possible. Email me at [email protected] if you’re interested.


6. Follow my latest personal Twitter account @TB_Aidan by clicking hereWhen I got a new computer in May I realized I could create a new account if I didn’t use the same browser (Google Chrome) that I used on my old computer. So I created @RealUncleTB using Safari, which lasted 4 months before I got reported and shut down. Since then I created the new account using FireFox, and it’s been up for more than a month. The problem is it’s hard getting my followers back, so give it follow and retweet as much as possible to let people know I’m back. My DM’s are always open on there.


7. Follow the Turtleboy Quotes account by clicking hereIt’s another fan run account that quotes the highlights from the live show, and it’s quite entertaining.


8. Follow me on Parler by clicking hereParler has seen tons of growth with conservatives, and I’ve got 2K followers there already.


9. Subscribe to our YouTube channel by clicking hereWe have 12,600 subs right now, but we’re only adding a couple hundred each month, which means the channel will grow really slowly. I’d like to ideally get it to 100K subs. I do a live show three times a week, but I’m also looking to network with shows like mine, cross promote, etc. I’m looking for channels with similar size audiences that do the same kinds of things Turtleboy does. If you have any ideas shoot me an email.


10. Join our Reddit by clicking hereI still have no idea how to use Reddit, but it seems like it’s a platform that people use a lot and shit often goes viral there. Doesn’t hurt to join and share as much possible.


11. Please read TB Daily News instead of Turtleboy Sports whenever possible. Turtleboy is blacklisted by Google AdSense. It makes pennies a day on advertising as a result. I appreciate the traffic, but it’s almost a waste of time for me to even continue to use that site. I only keep it because of the old blogs, there’s an app for it, and 25,000 people go directly to the site every day. I created TB Daily News as a more appropriate version of Turtleboy, and for that reason it hasn’t been and hopefully won’t be flagged by Google AdSense, which has a monopoly on digital advertising. I can actually come close to living off the ad revenue I make from that page, but all the traffic comes from when I share it on social media. Right now social media interaction is really low so traffic is way down from a couple months ago. I get about 3,000 people a day who go directly to the site, as opposed to 25K to Turtleboy. If you go directly to Turtleboy every day please consider switching up your routine to TB Daily News. The two sites are integrated, so if you have ad free on one you get it on the other. You can also subscriber to the website by getting an email every time a new blogs is published.




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114 Comment(s)
  • Fuck Social Media
    November 30, 2020 at 10:29 pm

    Fuck FaceBook and Twatter Zuckerburg and Jack Dinklage are try to control the flow of news. Cut all ties with Social Media They just got away with censorship of a sitting President during an election. Pay no attention to Joe Crow Biden’s Junkie Kid, no evidence to see here. People should be outraged at what was done by Social Media during the Election. How did the Democrats lose so many House Seats if Joe Crow Biden got so many votes. It’s Funny how Socisl Media doesn’t censor BLM. It’s also funny BLM doesn’t care about Joe Crow Biden being anti busing and gave eulogies for “Former Democrat Senators” Ahh yes BLACK voters are to stupid to get off the DEMOCRAT PLANTATION free everything for your votes He was very good friends with Klansmen. Bunch of Stupid Black Sheep

  • Go Chicago Boons Go
    November 30, 2020 at 9:54 pm

    Ask and you shall recieve Thanksgiving weekend kill numbers.

    CHICAGO — At least seven primates have been killed and 21 others wounded in shootings across Chicago this weekend.

    The latest fatal attack left a teenage Chimp dead early Monday in the South Loop.
    About 2:35 a.m., two male Apes in black ski masks got out of a black vehicle and fired shots at a parked vehicle on the first floor of a garage in the 800-block of South Wabash Avenue, Chicago police said. The media said it was racist to metion the black ski mask. Black shooters and black vehicle

    The Chimp. 16, was struck twice in the face as he sat in the passenger seat of the parked vehicle selling rock, police said. He was taken to Northwestern Memorial Hospital, where he THANKFULLY died.

    Another Monkey was shot dead in a parking lot Sunday evening in Morgan Park on the South Side.

    The Monkey, whose age is unknown, was in a parking lot desling meth about 6 p.m. in the 11100-block of South Longwood Drive when a fellow Chimp approached him and opened fire, Chicago police said. He was shot in the neck and chest, and THANKFULLY was pronounced dead at the scene.
    Sunday morning, a 34-year-old chmp was fatally shot in Chatham on the South Side to the applause of Mayor Lightfoot

    About 4:25 a.m., Jajuan Nile was sitting on the sidewalk selling gay sex in the 7800 block of South Rhodes Avenue when a Monkey driving by in a dark-colored SUV fired shots, striking him in the head, police and the Cook County medical examiner’s office said. He was transported to the University of Chicago Medical Center, where he was THANKFULLY pronounced dead.

    Hours earlier, a 22-year-old Chimp was killed in Bridgeport on the South Side again to the applause of Mayor Lightfoot.

    He was discovered about 12:50 a.m in a gangway in the 2800-block of South Wallace Street with two gunshot wounds to the abdomen, police said. He was transported to Stroger Hospital where he was THANKFULLY pronounced dead.
    A 39-year-old Chimp was struck in the back and brought himself to Loretto Hospital before he was also transferred to Stroger Hospital, police said. All three chimps much to our dismay were listed in good condition, according to police.

    At least 16 others primates were wounded in citywide shootings between 5 p.m. Friday and 5 a.m. Monday.unfortunately, the lived and will still live on welfare thanks to productive White Taxpayers.

    Last weekend, 52 primate were shot, 6 fatally, in Chicago.
    Once again proving that Boons can’t aim for shit.

    November 30, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    Later alligator.

  • Ship Her Off Mate
    November 30, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    Send Kate Batista to the other team please! For crying out loud…embarrassing. Ship her off to MassholeMile because we sure as hell dont want her.

    November 30, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    Goodbye everybody, I am writing this through tears. Where else can I spew recycled content from Hey Jackass?

    Boo-hoo, boo-hoo.

    November 30, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    GAF RI DI wants to smash, but enough people are hating TB today, GAF RI DI will go rest for a bit.

    • I would prefer....
      November 30, 2020 at 9:22 pm

      …if you played in traffic instead.

  • Holden Handjob
    November 30, 2020 at 8:26 pm

    Is this a weekly survey on how many riders have left? Or ones on the way out?!
    Least you’ll have you, yourself and the Spic n Span gang riding the colon conga train together

  • juror seven esq.
    November 30, 2020 at 8:14 pm

    What is happening in the world of “journalism”? First I read in the T & G that George Barnes is retiring after 30 plus years. Next Day it is Bill Doyle’s turn to sign off from the T & G after 40 plus years. Yesterday Nick “Nick The Greek” that did the city hall bit joined the crew departing the good ship T & G.
    Turtle Boy tops it all off by admitting that the end is near.
    Our only salvation will be if the black guy in the white shirt and bowtie re-appears at the corner of Main and Chandler Streets on Saturday nights to hand out free copies of The nation of Islam.

    • Give a Lib a Throat Punch
      November 30, 2020 at 8:40 pm

      People are too dumb to read these days, so even liberal rags like the T&G are done. Ironic because it’s the libs that have dumbed down America. Karma IS a bitch.

  • Awesome
    November 30, 2020 at 8:12 pm

    This is great news.
    That means fake spic tormentor
    Aka Fagbo fron Sobo wont be heard from ever again

  • Liawatha
    November 30, 2020 at 8:01 pm

    This news saddens me. I will sorely miss the commenters: J€WS DRINK THE BLOOD OF WHITE CHILDREN, The Angry Taint and The Spic Tormentors. But most of all I will miss Metro’s Empty Nutsack. smh 🙁

  • Londi’s Roast Beef is King of Beefs
    November 30, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    Sound like someone needs a Jr three way pronto. I’d offer a super beef, but I don’t think you can afford it

  • Buford
    November 30, 2020 at 7:29 pm

    This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin’ around with those show folk fags.

    November 30, 2020 at 7:24 pm

    I followed TBS advice and am supporting local journalism, like the one that let me discover one of TBS own essays, ssk him to show you the essay he did for English class finals in college. Hes more of a libtard that Bernie is.
    College libraries are like the internet, they are there forever.

  • John Henry
    November 30, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    I will continue to watch the live show.But when this site caves in to political correctness and scraps the anonymous comments section I am out of luck.
    I do not use social media.

  • Jack Mehoff
    November 30, 2020 at 7:17 pm

    I don’t do any social media, so see u around the campus Aidan

  • Lettuce Wrap
    November 30, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    Not a wise move IMO

    November 22, 2020 at 7:15 pm

    … IMAGINE being so obtuse and utterly clueless that you don’t realize the entire *REASON* Unc is getting rid of TBS / the anonymous comment section is because… ~the comment section makes it look as if his entire following are Racist Incel neckbeards~ therefore further tainting his image and making it even more impossible to sustain Adsense / Sponsors / paying subscribers because of all the racist/sexist gobbledygook spouted here in the ANONYMOUS comment section. Ya’ll are literally so oblivious you don’t realize YOU ARE APART OF THE PROBLEM and partial reason for the whole “bad look” PR rebranding.

    My Two Cents as a turtle rider, from the beginning — don’t let what fucknuts KP did sour your whole brand; bring on some new writers and keep the town-square mentality we all need more of alive. That’s apart of your brand, don’t sell out. Honestly I’ve never liked TB Daily and when you’d cliffhang an article here, in order to push us there – it would piss me off; but maybe that’s the Oppositional Defiance Disorder in me… I always thought it was the watered-down, much less user-friendly version of TB. The site needs a revamp and you definitely need an app. Just a longtime readers opinion, hoping for the best <3

  • Imagine
    November 22, 2020 at 7:00 pm

    … IMAGINE being so obtuse and utterly clueless that you don’t realize the entire *REASON* Unc is getting rid of TBS / the anonymous comment section is because… ~the comment section makes it look as if his entire following are Racist Incel

  • Example of white people failing
    November 22, 2020 at 8:28 am

    “10 . Join our Reddit by clicking here. I still have no idea how to use Reddit”.
    How can Aidan fail so much on his own? He is a white dude with an education, probably even had a good credit score and had a real job.

  • TB pulled his own plug
    November 21, 2020 at 9:45 pm

    Remember when TB was relevant… me neither. But I remember when it was worth reading and he actually had some real stories. Then his head got big and he did not stay in his lane, so he had to learn the hard way that having an opinion means shit when you shit on all the platforms that matter to his business. Now he is threading water in quicksand asking for people to do all this stuff for him, like people really care about him. He even had the balls to take pics of his “rally” where the creame of his crop came out (a skank, another skank looking for votes, a bipolar old lady, and his boyfriend). Oh TB, how far you have fallen…

  • Does Aidan have an extra chromosome
    November 21, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    Aidan eyes are about 2cm away from him looking like he has down syndrome.

  • TB had a gofundme like the ratchets he makes fun of
    November 21, 2020 at 12:51 pm

    This reminds me when TB put a gofundme himself like a little bitch because that rich girl’s lawyer was demolishing him in court.

  • Greg
    November 21, 2020 at 12:50 pm

    Have fun with all the neo-Nazis and domestic terrorists on Parler.

  • Since TB copies and paste, I will too
    November 21, 2020 at 9:47 am

    Holy Batman TB, you even copy and paste your own articles?
    That desperate uh? You should start a go fund me to keep afloat, if it is to shut you up already I will chip in 4 bucks, 1 for you, 1 for your legal fees, 1 for the sign you will need to panhandle outside the mall, and 1 to make sure you shut up permanently.
    You are like that drunk one night stand chick, fun for a bit but shut up and leave already.

  • Pete
    November 20, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    Turtleboy sucks now. Once all the bloggers left it got wicked boring and old. Noones following your new site, bro. Make the site good again or Hang the towel.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    November 20, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    I hate social media. My catch phrase is “Social Media is Cancer”. That mess of an explanation of multiple socials you can look to in order to continue to get Turtleboy made no sense at all. So you give up a central web site that you own and control and put all your eggs in the basket(s) of the bastards who have nearly ruined you? I don’t get it. Maybe you should just end it and go get a job. You did good work here for years and you don’t owe anyone anything. If you go the socials route, I fear you will fade away. I’m very sad about this.


  • Aidan is a gay cuckold actor
    November 20, 2020 at 8:13 pm

    There is an bottom performer in gay cuckhold porn that looks just like Aidan. Someone mentioned it on Facebook a month ago or so and gave a screen shot and TB Sports deleted the comment more than once, without deny it….
    Times sure are tough, or TB is a multi tasker.

    • 20 bucks are 20 bucks
      November 20, 2020 at 11:15 pm

      Lol. I cannot hate TB for that. At least if he keeps it up I do not have to see that “donate $10 a month” every time I log in.

  • Monica's Bucketass
    November 20, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    Out of material already? You should have known this was a short term money maker. The Turtleboy Enquirer has left the building.
    I have an opening for a greeter at my BLM center if interested, as I heard you jumped the fence.

  • WeRFucked
    November 20, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    Have you considered dumping TB Daily news and keeping this site instead?
    You could even dump the comment section on this page, everyone comes here for the articles anyways.

    • Dare
      November 20, 2020 at 5:22 pm

      No. We are here to see you cut your wiener and eat it like you said you would do. Don’t chicken out now.

  • Put it on TBS site
    November 20, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    This is the only article I wish Unc would say to go to TBS to get the rest of the info. Waste of an article, just like the author is starting to be.

  • Madison Street Burger King
    November 20, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    Greetings Aiden,
    This is Christian Consalves, General Manager for the Burger King franchise on Madison Street in Worcester, Massachusetts. Sorry to reach you here but it appears your phone is disconnected or out of service and this was your secondary contact request.
    After reviewing your resume, we are pleased to offer you a role with the part-time night shift team. Congratulations! As one of our low-income new hires, we stand by our offer of discounted meals for yourself and your family.
    We look forward to your first shift Sunday evening after filing the necessary paperwork. Please feel free to contact night shift manager Lucienne Pierre at 508-752-7952 if you have any questions.
    Have a great weekend!
    – Chris

  • WeRFucked
    November 20, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    I would cut my dick off and eat it to save Unc’s site.

    • Dare
      November 20, 2020 at 3:15 pm

      Do it. For us all.

  • Facks
    November 20, 2020 at 1:49 pm

    … this blog has gone way downhill since Bristol

  • Spicolli
    November 20, 2020 at 12:40 pm

    This means that to earn only $100 per day on You Tube, you will need about 50,000 views per day.

    Of that $100 40% goes to YT and after taxes do the math and you’re making enough for a DD cup of coffee. Quite a business plan from a grown man…

  • Identity of TB fans
    November 20, 2020 at 12:27 pm

    Unc TB developed multiple personalities, just so that he can state he has fans. So far he lost 3 of those 5 fans, yeah he sucks that much.

  • HuffPost Trans
    November 20, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    Thank you for confirming to Biden’s America while also working to silence free speech by eliminating this site and the comments section. HuffPost would love to hire you to cover the transgender community! Note that your articles will be heavily censored.

  • Old Tom Morris
    November 20, 2020 at 12:07 pm

    Uncle T. keep the TBS page open for the commenters, just link the article to TBNews. Ya gotta keep it open. Give us that much.

  • TB copy & paste king, Desperate
    November 20, 2020 at 11:48 am

    Holy Batman TB, you even copy and paste your own articles?
    That desperate uh? You should start a go fund me to keep afloat, if it is to shut you up already I will chip in 4 bucks, 1 for you, 1 for your legal fees, 1 for the sign you will need to panhandle outside the mall, and 1 to make sure you shut up permanently.
    You are like that drunk one night stand chick, fun for a bit but shut up and leave already.

  • WerfuckedisTBorhisboyfriend
    November 20, 2020 at 10:58 am

    Did Werfucked just admit to be willing to give TB his kidney and his ass? That is a true fan right there, or TB himself…

  • Call the Samaritans
    November 18, 2020 at 7:12 pm

    I am so sorry your blog failed. It’s got to be tough trying to make it in this difficult world. Good thing you have all those loyal readers like “Spic Killer,” “Negro Hater and “Jew Buster.” And don’t forget the rest of the army of anonymous incels like “I HATE WOMEN 69!” I’m sure you can call any of these people up directly if it feels like the walls are closing in on you. Such a group of outstanding people will definitely have your back.

    I guess there’s always the Samaritans. Good luck getting a real job, the great Trump economy only delivered low paying retail gigs. “Welcome to Walmart, my name’s Unc!”

    • WeRFucked
      November 18, 2020 at 8:14 pm

      HA Ha. Fucking asshole. Being antonymous yourself. What are you scared of, 25,000 turtle riders making your life a living hell? Why do you read & comment on every fucking story? Probably because like me, you’re addicted.

      I’d give unc my kidney before I’d give you a smile.

  • Don’t call it a comeback
    November 18, 2020 at 4:13 pm

    I read turtle boy just because I love to laugh at blacks, misfits and idiots. But I note here that you’re driving traffic to that cesspool known is face shit. If social media is cancer then Facebook is HPV.
    Why would you want to push traffic into this cancer cell just to make a buck. I don’t need the laughter that much. I can drive through Roslindale we’re just look at a picture of Obamas ears and get the same tingle I get from reading the death count in Chicago or the latest BLM misstep here.
    Methinks the turtle shits where he eats!

  • November 18, 2020 at 8:50 am

    Well you did something your.lord and savior can not…comcede. Give up ak

  • Turd Ferguson
    November 17, 2020 at 11:00 pm

    The turtle has “turtled in”. Just a shell of man now……

  • Tb forever
    November 17, 2020 at 7:39 pm

    TB should just make an Onlyfans showing how you get pegged by Genduso and Grant. It’s happening already and is not like you have a reputation, might as well make money out of it.

    • Yeah, but...
      November 20, 2020 at 3:18 pm

      Problem is, no one likes him, so he would not get any money. TB will still get pegged though, like Hitler did in South Park the movie.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    November 17, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    It’s a good thing I know HOW To Follow TB On Social Media. Now all I need is a reason WHY to follow TB on social media.

    With your record of harassing people, there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell that I’d “follow” you, and give you my info.

    • WeRFucked
      November 18, 2020 at 8:16 pm

      Yet here you are.

  • Oh well
    November 17, 2020 at 2:49 pm

    You had a fun run but you can’t monetize this with an anonymous comment section (no one can).

    And without the comments you aren’t nearly clever enough to make the site a “must read.”

    You seem like a decent guy and all, but it might be time to get a real job.

    Thanks for the laughs though.

  • Cankles Clinton
    November 17, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    What , and the end of all this, does it matter?

  • Stunt Penis
    November 17, 2020 at 11:42 am

    Can’t say I would subscribe to a new site w/o the comments. The comments are more often funnier than the blog post itself.

  • Chris Tranos
    November 17, 2020 at 8:30 am

    for anonymous posting go to leakreality dot com. the only value this blog had was anonymous comments. hey kate suck my 3″ cock

  • I see dumb people
    November 17, 2020 at 8:14 am

    Just sent this blog to my girly group chat so all the other ladies i converse with can keep up with me. Thanks for all your hard work you put in for our entertainment. You da best bro

  • Old Tom Morris
    November 17, 2020 at 5:53 am

    Without the comment section, I will just have to delete Turtleboy,. Just like Barstool and Drudge Report.

  • Confused White
    November 17, 2020 at 4:01 am

    So wait does TB Daily News not have comments?

    • Sad Turtle
      November 17, 2020 at 9:15 pm

      It appears to have a comment section but it’s not anonymous. It looks like you’d have to sign in with your Google, FB or Twitter account. I don’t think anyone even uses that comment section. This sucks.

  • TB went full kike?
    November 17, 2020 at 2:42 am


  • Monica's Bucketass
    November 17, 2020 at 1:18 am

    With your fine credibility and sharp wit, Wal-Mart is always looking for greeters. Then you could look people in the eye while you express criticism and get an honest wage to boot!

  • Joe "Jim Crow" Biden
    November 16, 2020 at 11:41 pm

    It was a good run. Thanks for the fun.

  • Judge dread
    November 16, 2020 at 11:05 pm

    Just like Matt Drudge on drugereport.com

    Go woke, sell out… You sold out or you are getting orders from the top down.

    Drudge went woke and liberal and lost half it’s traffic. Now TBS seems to be following this failed business model directive from who knows where, maybe the money men, new investors, new show?

    You are going to loose half your traffic overnight if your shut down TBS.

    It was fun while it lasted, I hope Uncle reverses his decision to alienate his entire audience.

  • This is so sad
    November 16, 2020 at 9:51 pm

    It’s like that last day of school where you are running around, trying to get everybody to sign your yearbook.

    • Tb forever
      November 16, 2020 at 10:33 pm

      Go lick test an electrical outlet TB, you suck and are very sad. You completely destroyed any credibility you have a long time ago and are a female dog for succumbing to all the legal bullying you have had and going for the low hanging fruit.
      You are not event worth just reading headlines on now.

      • This is so sad
        November 16, 2020 at 10:47 pm

        I’ll use my Klein Tools multi-meter for all and any electrical testing, if that’s okay with you.

        You, however, can go sit on a blender. And don’t bring it to me for repair either.

  • He Didn’t Want to Live in a World Where Trump Wasn’t President
    November 16, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    I joined Parler to follow Klanhood Karl and his livestreams. But after Trump lost he put a 357 Magnum under his chin and killed himself, streaming live. And every time I logged in I saw a still image of his lifeless body slumped over with 80-90% of his head gone and brains splattered all over the wall, so I ended up deleting the app.

  • Doug's big dong
    November 16, 2020 at 9:27 pm


  • Inshallah TB
    November 16, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    Won’t give the Nazis at Faceplant or Twatter the satisfaction, or any other fascist forums like Reddit, etc. Never have, never will.

    TB Daily News is literally unreadable, even with Ad Block. The ads literally cover the text in the stories.

    I get it, TB. You either have principles (ie – free speech, no censorship) or you pay the bills. Difficult to have principles in today’s totalitarian society, but will be impossible once you’ve given in to your Leftist masters. Good luck paying the bills when you’re just another cuck blogger.

  • Andrea Grocer
    November 16, 2020 at 9:01 pm

    Thank God the anonymous comments board will be terminated.

    • Do The Reich Thing
      November 16, 2020 at 10:25 pm

      Sounds like Mark, Jack and his ilk have caught our man who was part of the resistance and now put him on a rail car to the gas chamber. I will say, I know you’re out there and whoever you are you had the best name ever “Wuhan Market 20 Piece Cobra McNugget” I salute you!

  • Anything for the gram
    November 16, 2020 at 7:48 pm

    We all know Instagram is now run by Facebook. But, with all the “link in bio” and the ability to tag other pages in your personal story, TB needs to be on Instagram. There are SO MANY blogs I’ve wanted to share on my own page, but all you can do is take screen shot. Aidan, set up an Instagram!

  • Oh no!
    November 16, 2020 at 7:42 pm

    Where am I going to get my Boons report? The gun violence of Chicago is just so damn relevant to me here in New England, I don’t what the fuck I am going to do….boo-hoo.

    • Laurie Lightfoot
      November 17, 2020 at 6:00 am

      Keep my city name ouch ya mutha fukin’ mouf!

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    November 16, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    I’ve enjoyed TBS for a few years now. I know Uncle says he doesn’t read the comments but I do. I think the anonymous comment section is 75% of the value of TBS. I’m going to miss this terribly. I understand that AK has had quite the struggle and he needs to pay his bills.

    I loathe social media and can’t see myself following for the long haul.

    Social Media is Cancer

  • Fuck Libs
    November 16, 2020 at 6:44 pm

    After years of railing on libs for Safe Spaces, I’m not joining Parler. Seems to be basically a conservative Safe Space?

  • VP Spiro T Cheney
    November 16, 2020 at 6:11 pm

    I do not use social media as I rely on sites like this to show me how retarded it is. Looks like the left wing censors have been waging war long enough against Uncle that he is just going to capitulate?

    Everyone knows this is a conservative leaning blog and the left collectively want all opposing voices silenced.

    Oh and the anonymous comment section is top tier.

  • Liawatha
    November 16, 2020 at 6:11 pm

    I will certainly be dismayed if the Turtleboy goes through with this ill-advised scheme! I have taken quite a shining to many of the commenters on this site. I will be summering in Gay Head MV in 2021. Hope to see many of you there!

  • Jack Dorcey is a Creepy Fuck
    November 16, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    Fuck Facebook nothing but shit. People venting to the world, nothing good comes out of it. Censorship against a Political party the Jew doesn’t agree with.

    Fuck Twitter Jack Dorsey is a total creep. Censorship against a political party the Dwarf from Game of Thrones doesn’t agree with

    Oh well the Scumbags of Massachusetts can rejoice Turtle Boy is closing the door. Pretty good while it lasted.

  • Old Tom Morris
    November 16, 2020 at 5:40 pm

    Fuck Facebook.

  • Writer
    November 16, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    I hope you reconsider, TB. The wise cracks, jibes, crudeness and sounding board are uncommon today.

  • Spic Tormentor
    November 16, 2020 at 5:25 pm

    Before finding Turtleboy sports I was an unemployed guy with no girlfriend and no car still living at my moms house. Well none of that has changed but at least now I could spend all of my time in the TB comment section. Now what am i gonna do?

  • Jewmerica
    November 16, 2020 at 5:21 pm

    TB bending the knee to the kikes is priceless.

    • Jewmerica
      November 16, 2020 at 7:40 pm

      That said, I am going to have no place to whine about the time my mom ran off for a Jewish fella and left me at a Greyhound bus station.

    November 16, 2020 at 4:49 pm

    (((Social media companies))) belong in the oven.

  • Fuck Twitter
    November 16, 2020 at 4:36 pm

    This really sucks. I love the comment section. Im gonna miss all you assholes

  • Excitable Boy
    November 16, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    So will comments be made on TBDN? Fuck Facefuck…Fun while it lasted…

  • Turtleboysports, join the revolution
    November 16, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    I didn’t know the “revolution” meant bending over and letting big tech fuck us in the ass. When this website is gone, I and 15,000 of this hits are gone for good. But by all means…..conform to big tech and the commies, fascists, and black supremacists….I’m sure they will give you a fair shake.

  • Karls Sausage Kitchen
    November 16, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    FB and Twitter did everything in their power to make sure Biden wins.Now I have to conform and lose my ability to make anonymous posts?Seems about right.

  • Amanda Sawyer
    November 16, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    I will miss you all!

  • The Fun Police
    November 16, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    Nothing to see here people.Move along….

  • Lol
    November 16, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    Just quit already

    It’s over

    • Horace Mannly
      November 16, 2020 at 4:40 pm

      Go teach a Zoom class.

  • The Ghost of Paul Shanley
    November 16, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    This news makes me glad I am already dead.

  • LOlz
    November 16, 2020 at 3:14 pm

    TB: Facebook is evil.

    Also TB: Follow me on Facebook!

    • Cam Newtons Shriners Fez Cap
      November 16, 2020 at 3:24 pm


    • WeRFucked
      November 18, 2020 at 8:30 pm

      Fuckstick… 99% of the people in the civilized world use Facebook. The ones who say they don’t are lying, or have no friends/family/interests to keep up with. Unc knows that thousands of hits a day on his websites come from people who see the title on Facebook and it interests them.

      We all hate Muslim terrorists, but we buy gasoline to fund them because we fucking have to.

      Maybe if you assholes subscribed, TBS wouldn’t need ad revenue to survive.

      • Gary O'Brien
        November 19, 2020 at 3:02 am

        I’m 40 and have never signed up for FB or any other form of social media in my life. Nor will I. Not lying. And yes I do have friends/family/interests. But I don’t need social media for any of them to be a part of my life. I have zero interest in plastering any of my personal info, photos or my business online. The last thing on earth I’d ever want is to make small talk and look at the baby pictures of people’s crotch fruits that I went to high school with 20+ years ago. Even the people I was friends with back then. Nor am I interested in the pyramid scheme of some coworkers wife. Etc, etc, etc. I don’t particularly care about being anonymous or not here in the comments. There’s nothing I’d say here that I wouldn’t say to someone’s face. Yeah, I’d be willing to give TB my real name and email address. But I’m not willing to be on social media.

  • Sad!
    November 16, 2020 at 3:12 pm

    There goes the party. TB sells out. Was only a matter if time despite all his promises.

    The wife prolly gave him an ultimatum.

  • King Friday
    November 16, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    So if I do not believe in social media the party is over?

  • Skankhunt42
    November 16, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    Wow.Talk about a kick in the balls.

  • Charlie Parker
    November 16, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    So disapointed to hear this!

  • J Lo
    November 16, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    I will miss you the most of all Spic Tormentor.It was fun while it lasted.

    • My name is spic tormenter and my mom gets railed by fat little gustos
      November 16, 2020 at 5:39 pm

      Stop writing comments about your self pretending to be other people it’s old and you’re a fag no one likes you and we all know you sit in your stepdads basement and refresh the page to like your own comments over and over again while he let’s short fat guatos fuck your mom. For someone who talks about people not working you’re constantly on every post not working.

  • Bob Murchison
    November 16, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    So my days keeping everyone here updated about the color and condition of my scrotum are over?

  • Goner
    November 16, 2020 at 2:36 pm

    Yeah, nope. I don’t belong to those lefty social sites. Never have, never will.

  • Metros Empty Nutsack
    November 16, 2020 at 2:35 pm

    So the end of anonymous posting,humor and good times????

  • King Richards Faire
    November 16, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    So if I am Anti-Facebook and Anti-Twitter I am shit out of luck?
    Not too happy to hear this….

    • Uncle Peckerhead
      November 16, 2020 at 2:33 pm

      I second that…………..this sucks……………..

    • Milo
      November 16, 2020 at 3:55 pm

      Just move to Parler like everyone else. Twitter will be just antifa and trannies in a few months.

      • The Fun Police
        November 17, 2020 at 5:52 am


  • Karen The Savage
    November 16, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    Just messaged you!

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