High School Silly String Throwdown Ends In Suspension Of Two Students And Now A Lawsuit Against The School And Basically Everyone Breathing Air

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Here’s another reason I could never work with kids. That and the fact that I generally don’t like children that aren’t my own.

So in October of 2015 during a senior rally where there were streamers, noisemakers, and silly string being thrown around, Kelsey Zell alleges she was struck in the head with the edge of a cell phone by a senior, Rachael McGinley, with whom she shared an ex-boyfriend. Rachael says Kelsey shot silly string directly into her face and provoked the attack. Kelsey was left with a concussion and her family says she now has a seizure disorder that doctors say resulted from the concussion.

The Zells are suing a ridiculous amount of people, from the school board to the school district lawyer to Rachael McGinley. They accuse the school of trying to cover themselves instead of seeking medical attention for Kelsey and they want their daughter’s 1 day suspension (both girls were suspended for 1 day) to be removed from her academic record.

I don’t know what exactly happened, but one thing I do know is the Zells take a mob worthy family photo.

This is junior smokeshow Kelsey:


She looks like every girl in high school that drove me to sit in the backyard lathered in baby oil and Sun In.

This is Rachael McGinley:


Oh man, so much drama I don’t even know which side is up. Supposedly this fight came about due to a shared ex-boyfriend. Ladies, when will you learn? Fuck that drama, there are plenty more dicks in the sea.

The school hasn’t released the video so who knows what actually transpired in that hallway, but the school isn’t settling the case and will be disputing the Zells’ claims in court. Schools don’t usually stand up and fight unless they have some kind of evidence to dispute the claim, don’t you think?

Here’s what people are saying from varying threads in the Facebook galaxy:




Anyone out there familiar with this case? Know the ladies involved? Chime in!


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8 Comment(s)
  • Troubled Nostrils
    July 1, 2017 at 4:16 pm

    Looks like Kelsey’s dad is a grade-A pigfucker.

    • Inspector Gadget
      July 1, 2017 at 5:03 pm

      Never expect those 2 to ever produce her. Goes to show, book by the cover and all that, but morally she’s ugly.

      Kelsey if you’re reading this, believe in yourself kid, go earn an RN, you know the medical business, rely on yourself. As an RN you’ll have all the money you need. That other girl isn’t the problem, leave her alone, it was highschool. Go earn your RN, no more excuses.

    • msheadkracker
      July 2, 2017 at 1:43 pm

      Smoke and mirrors, she’s look just like her pig of a mom without the $300 in make up, tan and bleached hair. That’s all these kids know how to do these days, there’s gonna be some really disappointed men in the morning when it all comes off in the pillow, yikes!

  • Mom's Basement
    July 1, 2017 at 8:45 am

    Props to the dude that they are fighting over. You’re a stud in your hometown. But if you want to be a legend it up it appears as though these girls both have sisters. Just saying

  • Inspector Gadget
    July 1, 2017 at 8:10 am

    Disability is the new Welfare.

    Women like this drive me to buy ridiculous amounts of hand lotion and wet wipes.

    I’ve been hit in the head so many time I can’t count… I mean I really can’t count 1, 3,4, 7, 2

    • Inspector Gadget
      July 1, 2017 at 8:17 am

      “Fuck that drama, there are plenty more dicks in the sea.”

      Note to self, stay out of the Sea.

    • Researcher of Seizures
      July 1, 2017 at 1:47 pm

      A seizure disorder can be caused by a hit in the head and the seizures might not show up for a few years. Whether or not this is true for this girl, I don’t know. If true, there are medications to control it. There is no disability because people do live normal lives. So, I’m not sure what they are suing for.

  • Stunt Pennie
    June 30, 2017 at 11:06 pm

    I’d definitely give Rachael a piece of the Stunt Sausage.

    That Zell chick is from North Kingston though. That’s the same town that gave us the woman who converted to islam and married the older Tsarnaev brother. So you know all the chicks from there must be mentally tapped somehow.

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