Daily Wire: The campaign bus of Hillary Clinton is being investigated for illegally dumping human waste. Yup, you read that correctly. On Tuesday, police in Lawrenceville, Georgia, received multiple reports of Hillary’s “Forward Together” tour bus dumping human waste into a storm drain. A local businessman took photos of the illegal activity, prompting police to launch a full investigation. The photos showed off-colored liquid oozing out of the bus. The bus was stationed at Grayson highway. Hillary Clinton was not at the scene as the bus was in-between campaign stops.
When police arrived at the scene, they were greeted with a foul odor and remnants of used toilet paper scattered across the ground. What the campaign dumped at the scene was so disgusting that a HAZMAT team was called to come in to clean up the mess. In addition to the local police, the Gwinnett County Stormwater Management and the State Environment Protection Department are participating in the investigation.
Local CBS affiliate CBS46 asked the Democratic National Committee (DNC), the party organization working in tandem with the campaign to get Hillary elected, prompting an apology by the DNC.
“This was an honest mistake and we apologize to the Lawrenceville community for any harm we may have caused,” read the apology. “We were unaware of any possible violations and have already taken corrective action with the charter bus company to prevent this from happening again. Furthermore, the DNC will work with the Georgia Department of Natural Resources, as well as local and state officials to determine the best course of corrective action.”
Hillary Campaign Apologizes After Her Bus Is Caught Dumping Human Waste On Side Of Street https://t.co/dpxXxUr0q9
— zerohedge (@zerohedge) October 19, 2016
Least surprising story ever. I didn’t need to read this to know that Hillary Clinton takes some monster dumps. Look, we’ve seen with the emails and Benghazi that the woman is clearly untouchable. She knows it, we know it, everyone knows it. She dumps where and when she wants to. She can delete emails, but her poo has to go somewhere. It’s science. Chances are you will need the HAZMAT suits to clean up a legendary Hillary smash. She’s trying to save the country from the Trump apocalypse. Do you think she’s just gonna stop at some rest stop and take a presidential smash? No time for that. Dump first, ask questions later. That’s the Hillary way.
I see some people complaining about how they can’t wait until this election ends. Wrong. I hope this election never ends. Because when it does it means that Hillary Clinton will be President of the United States.
P.S. How awesome would it be if Trump brought this up at the debate tonight? Hillary Clinton is warning everyone about what global warming is doing to the environment, and meanwhile she’s taking earth shattering dumps and leaving them on the streets of Georgia. #Poopgate
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