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Hillary Clinton Took A Huge Dump And Left It All Over A Street In Georgia Because She Poops When And Where She Wants To

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Daily WireThe campaign bus of Hillary Clinton is being investigated for illegally dumping human waste. Yup, you read that correctly. On Tuesday, police in Lawrenceville, Georgia, received multiple reports of Hillary’s “Forward Together” tour bus dumping human waste into a storm drain. A local businessman took photos of the illegal activity, prompting police to launch a full investigation. The photos showed off-colored liquid oozing out of the bus. The bus was stationed at Grayson highway. Hillary Clinton was not at the scene as the bus was in-between campaign stops.

When police arrived at the scene, they were greeted with a foul odor and remnants of used toilet paper scattered across the ground. What the campaign dumped at the scene was so disgusting that a HAZMAT team was called to come in to clean up the mess. In addition to the local police, the Gwinnett County Stormwater Management and the State Environment Protection Department are participating in the investigation.

Local CBS affiliate CBS46 asked the Democratic National Committee (DNC), the party organization working in tandem with the campaign to get Hillary elected, prompting an apology by the DNC.

“This was an honest mistake and we apologize to the Lawrenceville community for any harm we may have caused,” read the apology. “We were unaware of any possible violations and have already taken corrective action with the charter bus company to prevent this from happening again. Furthermore, the DNC will work with the Georgia Department of Natural Resources, as well as local and state officials to determine the best course of corrective action.”

Least surprising story ever. I didn’t need to read this to know that Hillary Clinton takes some monster dumps. Look, we’ve seen with the emails and Benghazi that the woman is clearly untouchable. She knows it, we know it, everyone knows it. She dumps where and when she wants to. She can delete emails, but her poo has to go somewhere. It’s science. Chances are you will need the HAZMAT suits to clean up a legendary Hillary smash. She’s trying to save the country from the Trump apocalypse. Do you think she’s just gonna stop at some rest stop and take a presidential smash? No time for that. Dump first, ask questions later. That’s the Hillary way.

I see some people complaining about how they can’t wait until this election ends. Wrong. I hope this election never ends. Because when it does it means that Hillary Clinton will be President of the United States.

P.S. How awesome would it be if Trump brought this up at the debate tonight? Hillary Clinton is warning everyone about what global warming is doing to the environment, and meanwhile she’s taking earth shattering dumps and leaving them on the streets of Georgia. #Poopgate

 

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21 Comment(s)
  • BobnMic
    October 21, 2016 at 4:39 am

    The “head” of the Clinton campaign:

    https://youtu.be/5OzEcY4Qg-Q

  • Charmin
    October 20, 2016 at 9:41 am

    I witnessed Hillary’s shit pouring out of the bus as well. I scooped it up, put it in bottles, and will be selling 126 jars of Presidential excrement on Ebay on November 9, 2016. Sorry, no pre-orders accepted.

  • Independent Thinker
    October 20, 2016 at 5:23 am

    When I get caught dumping used motor oil down a catch basin, if I say it was an “honest mistake,” will the feds be just as understanding towards me? This is intolerable, and it just shows you the arrogance of Hillary and the fact that the laws don’t apply to them. Now we are finding out that campaign officials, with Chicago connections, who were frequent White House visitors, were behind the violence at Trump rallies, only to make Trump and his supporters look bad. Then you wonder why Trump says it’s rigged with this going on. Way worse than simply bugging a campaign office, as was done with Watergate, but Nixon became paranoid after getting screwed out of the election in 1960, but he didn’t contest it because he felt it would create a constitutional crisis. Let’s face it, when senior secret service agents ask to not be assigned to protecting her, it says a lot about her character, and we are beginning to see the real Hillary through the leaked emails.

  • Hugh Beaumont
    October 20, 2016 at 5:20 am

    TB, you need to put a Bull’s hat on Hillary.

  • Never before voted Republican
    October 19, 2016 at 10:26 pm

    Fucking piece of shit. Literally

  • Steven Stover
    October 19, 2016 at 5:32 pm

    The global warming tree huggers are full of shit. The only thing green they give a fuck about is money.

  • Wwy
    October 19, 2016 at 4:27 pm

    Where’s wabbit when you need him he knows bus etiquette better than anyone here,wonder what he thinks about H.I.V being dumped in the streets.

    • Pip
      October 19, 2016 at 4:37 pm

      What are you even talking about?

  • Chris
    October 19, 2016 at 3:57 pm

    That’s What the D-party is all about!

  • James "The Weasel" Comey
    October 19, 2016 at 2:24 pm

    After a thorough investigation, I find that there is no reasonable basis on which to prosecute Mrs. Clinton. Although her bowel movement was extremely careless and sloppy, there was no intention to flush.

  • disgusted
    October 19, 2016 at 2:05 pm

    I THINK HER COMMENT WAS “OH WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?”

  • JRod
    October 19, 2016 at 1:59 pm

    Damn WikiDump! Julian probably shared the toilet with her.

  • J. Podesta
    October 19, 2016 at 1:43 pm

    The Russians hacked into her toilet.

  • Turd Burglestein
    October 19, 2016 at 1:41 pm

    Everybody better get out and vote for Donald Trump or Hitlery is going to be shitting on you for the next 8 years.

    • Reddog
      October 19, 2016 at 11:17 pm

      Turd,glad to see you here. Thought you were gone forever.

      • Turd Burglestein
        October 20, 2016 at 6:35 am

        You can’t get rid of Turdman. I just keep floating back up no matter how many times they try to flush me.

  • Chris From Georgia
    October 19, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    This happened just a few miles from where I live. Next time I’m in Chappaqua, NY I’ll return the favor!

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    October 19, 2016 at 12:57 pm

    “This was an honest mistake and we apologize to the Lawrenceville community for any harm we may have caused,”
    Honest mistake my ass. Anyone that has owned or rented an RV knows EXACTLY what the dump handle under the vehicle does when pulled. It, wait for it, dumps the contents of the holding tank. Now, as much as I hate Hillery with every fiber of my body, even I can admit she had nothing to do with this action. HOWEVER, the excuse is so Hillery campaign, and pun intended, full of shit.

    Then there’s this.
    “We were unaware of any possible violations”
    Right…. Because its perfectly logical to think that intentionally dumping human feces on a public roadway is acceptable and legal. But then it is Hillery and the American public will experience much more of this if she wins. Difference being the roadway is being replaced by American citizens.
    What a crock of shit. Again, pun intended.

    • gabe
      October 23, 2016 at 10:12 am

      I disagree. i think her rally went so bad that she told them to dump it.

  • Bill
    October 19, 2016 at 12:43 pm

    Vote for Hillary… Shitters full…

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