Hillary Clinton Took A Steamy Dump On Police Because She Is No Different Than Trump

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We’ve shit on Donald Trump a million times here on Turtleboy Sports, particularly because of his followers. But at the same time, most of the people criticizing Trump are huge hypocrites themselves. Because if you would even consider supporting Hillary Clinton, then you are no different than a Trump supporter. Here’s what Hillary said about police nationwide in the most recent democratic debate:

Since when did she become so miserable and angry? I remember her running 8 years ago against Obama, and she seemed much more upbeat and optimistic. Now she just seems like a miserable troll.

And what’s up with running this slate of losers in politics lately? It’s like the John McCain, Martha Coakley, Rex Ryan, John Fox syndrome. Oh you lost last time? Cool, we’re gonna hire you again!! Hillary had the backing of everyone in the party who mattered in 2008 and she still lost to a junior senator from Illinois who no one had ever heard of five years before that. And now she’s the token nominee since Obama can’t run again? This is the best the democratic party can put up? Barrack Obama’s sloppy seconds? For Christ sake she’s been wearing the same Goddamn bright orange muumuu around for this whole campaign. It screams, “I give up on life and accept the fact that I’m just a crotchety old lady now”:


She reminds me of the only Starburst you NEVER wanted. And I guess it’s kind of fitting, because Obama would be the pink Starburst. Now that we’re all out of pink, I guess that means we have to eat the orange one now doesn’t it? Why get a new pack when you can just chew this old orange one instead?

More importantly, she is clearly catering to the terrorists and the frauds who hide under the phrase, “black lives matter.” What a complete and utter sellout she is. There’s systematic racism in the police? What the hell are you talking about lady? You just spit in the face of every police officer in this country.

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Why did she do it? Because she’s trying to cater to the worst of the worst in her party. The radical, “fuck the police,” far left. The same way that Trump caters to the radical, “build a wall and kill all them Muslim terrorists,” on the far right. There is literally no difference between the two. Both are pandering to a base that is ignorant and chooses to put their head in the sand rather than think rationally.

So if you agreed with Turtelboy the last time he called out Trump’s fans for kicking out that Muslim woman with the “I come in peace” shirt, we expect you to do the same to Hillary for stereotyping millions of Americans who risk their lives on a daily basis to protect the community.

This guy said it best:

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Boom. Roasted.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – this is why Trump is popular. He doesn’t HAVE TO BE popular. But the Goddamn protesters, and Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders, and Bruce Jenner being shoved down our throats – these things make us all disgusted with the left. It makes us think that America is being taken over by PC idiots who wanna call us racist and transphobic because we support the police and think that people who have penises are dudes. I really don’t wanna vote for Trump. I really don’t. I think it sends the wrong message and I think America can do much better. But Hillary Clinton is giving millions of Americans no choice. It’s pretty sad and disgusting that this is what we have to choose from to run the greatest country on earth.

I remember growing up and watching Presidential elections, and everything seemed normal. I remember Bush vs. Dukakis, Bush vs. Clinton, Clinton vs. Dole, and even Bush vs. Gore. And all of those elections just seemed normal. Sure, the candidates differed on everything, but at the end of the day you knew that whoever won was gonna be normal. But now? I’ve never seen such an amazing slate of spectacular dooshnozzles. From Trump to Hillary to Cruz to Bernie to Rubio to Christie to O’Malley. It’s just one psychopath after the next trying to convince me that the only things that matter are ISIS, gay marriage, and three month family leave for fathers.

How bout we talk about getting rid of No Child Left Behind and completely redoing the way our public schools work? How bout we talk about the insanity of things like NAFTA? Nah, those things are boring. Let’s talk about systematic racism in the police and magical walls that Mexico is gonna pay for instead. That seems a lot more productive.

This is why our founding fathers were hesitant about experimenting with democracy. God bless America. #TurtleboyForPresident


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12 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    January 20, 2016 at 7:24 am

    Hey… I like orange starburst…

  • Greg Hill
    January 19, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    Hey Turtleboy,

    I noticed you’re trying you hardest to fix your false web traffic numbers. First it was 1.2 million people, then it was 1.2 million times now its only 1 million times. It’s going to be a long way down to the real numbers. Good thing I’ve grabbed screen shots!

    I don’t need a lecture on morals from someone who lies to his sponsors. LOSER!!

  • Del Griffith
    January 19, 2016 at 12:45 pm

    Is that an orange Mao suit? Must’ve been out of communist red

  • Chris From Georgia
    January 19, 2016 at 9:09 am

    If there is any justice in this world, Hillary will soon be indicted!

  • CrazyPeople
    January 19, 2016 at 7:42 am

    Hillary is a criminal, that’s why she hates cops. Bengazi, her Foundation taking bribes and all the other crap she’s pulled. The funny thing is she would say she hates the BLM movement if she was in front of a bunch of cops. Whichever way the wind is blowing.

  • Reddog
    January 19, 2016 at 3:03 am

    “Jake from State Farm,you sound hideous”

  • BobnMic
    January 19, 2016 at 1:43 am


    “Jake from State Farm

    January 13, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    The cop said “Do I look like a fucking sander?! What do you want me to do? Call the fucking City!”

    Every time I start feeling bad for cops and the bum rap they get most of the time …….. this makes me say “F” them.

    Seriously, too many cops have bad attitudes and treat law abiding citizens crappy. They are well paid, get gold plated pensions, are pretty much immune from minor to moderate prosecution, and retire early. And yes, when I need one I damn well expect they show up, as my tax dollars pay for them.”

    With no proof at all you come out with this idiotic moronic statement. Fuck you Jake from State Farm. Fuck you. Hillary is your gal. I will defend MY men and women in blue because that is exactly what they are doing for me, my family and my property. And they do not need punks like you to try and take them down for no fucking reason.

  • BobnMic
    January 19, 2016 at 12:59 am

    Brutal. Absolutely brutal this seemingly popular attack on our men and women in blue by these pinko left wing nut jobs these days is insane. And I’m sure Jake from State Farm is loving this since he hates Cops so much. Jake says, “F… them.” To much of a coward to even spell the word fuck. Well – here you go Jake the snake and you will never live that one down. Here is your gal Hillary. Have fun with her you fraudulent conservative needle dick. I love the post the other day blasting all Police Officers by you and then you turn around and claim to be a conservative. Ya ok buddy. Wow.

    Psycho is more appropriate you absolute fucking idiot.

  • Wwy
    January 19, 2016 at 12:56 am

    Happy MLK day. What a great man we celebrate today with his message ALL lives matter. We need to spread the message all lives matter from the unborn to the sick and elderly. All lives matter made me start reading TB so for anyone calling this a hate site,the black lives matter is much more hateful because it’s pro-choice in nature.

    Pro life=all lives matter

    Pro-choice/death= some lives matter

    I know it’s too fucking easy to see.

    Also Hilliary hates blacks she don’t bother with bills illegitimate black child.piggy Clinton’s.

    • Grump
      January 19, 2016 at 11:05 pm

      Hahaha you’re an actual insane person

    • Wabbitt
      January 20, 2016 at 7:19 am

      You had me until the end. So close…

      • IgnoranceBreedsIgnorance
        January 20, 2016 at 10:11 am

        Exactly. But he/she does make a strong point on the abortion aspect of liberals. They scream Black Lives Matter, but shovel money into Planned Parenthood’s pockets. Planned Parenthood is killing millions more black lives than police any day of the week, yet there is no outrage there? More babies have been killed under Obama than any other presidency but there is no outrage there? Funny.

        Not to mention that the government FUNDS Planned Parenthood and PP just turned around and donated 2 million dollars to Hillary’s campaign; so essentially the taxpayers are footing the bill for Hill-dogs presidential run? BUT THERE IS NO OUTRAGE HERE? When the hell are people going to wake up and become outraged in crap that actually matters?

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