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Holden Ratchet Mom Celia McAuliffe Takes Credit For Taking Down Our Facebook Page So Here’s A Video Of Her Kids Pounding Vodka And Yelling Racial Slurs

Holden Ratchet Mom Celia McAuliffe Takes Credit For Taking Down Our Facebook Page So Here’s A Video Of Her Kids Pounding Vodka And Yelling Racial Slurs

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Last week we blogged about Holden ratchet Mom Celia McAuliffe and her out of control children who were ruining Northbridge High School by beating up other students and selling drugs in the hallways.

 

She’s apparently made it her mission to take down our Facebook pages, and is gloating about being the one responsible for taking down the Turtleboy Sports Fallout Shelter Facebook page:

Yup. Facebook allows a deadbeat junkbox “mother” who has never had custody of the two animals that were launched out of her baby cannon, to basically control the content that appears on their page. Oh, and she can call people “faggots” and keep her page up. Makes sense.

Since that video we showed you of the student blowing a line off a railing in Northbridge High School the crackdown has been swift. There was a drug sweeping raid last week, and Celia’s trashbag daughter has been suspended. Yet here is her son and her daughter Cailin Gonyea posting to Snapchat after being suspended, videos of themselves drinking vodka out of the bottle while using racial and sexual slurs and using dog filter:

This is the kind of individual Facebook wants to use their platform. This is the the kind of person who basically has full control of the second most trafficked website in the world. She can do this to literally any page she wants.

Most importantly, this is the kind of person we offend at Turtleboy Sports. And this is how we know we are doing God’s work. Good people don’t hate us. Terrible people do. And what they hate more than anything is the fact that they’re finally being called out for being the flaming bags of assholes that they are. Sorry Celia, you cannot stop us. Keep making those pizzas in Holden for minimum wage (yea, we know where you work too) while trying to be the cool mom. At the end of the day we will win, and as usual, you will lose.

48 Comment(s)
  • Joe
    December 26, 2017 at 1:01 pm

    Please, TBS, your shitty blog is just as racist and homophobic as this bimbo. It’s an attraction for the lowest common Masshole denominator.

    • Finn
      December 26, 2017 at 4:52 pm

      Blow,

      Point out 1 place where TBS is racist and homophobic. I’ll personally send you $50. You can’t because it doesn’t exist.

      In them meantime, I won’t hold my breath.

      Fondly,
      Finn

      ps – comment section doesn’t count. any loser can post here. like you.

  • banana face
    December 26, 2017 at 6:03 am

    So glad camera phones and internet didn’t exist when I was yut!

  • Joe Friday
    December 24, 2017 at 2:41 pm

    Bust her & take her monsters away. Make her lose fifty pounds by court order.

  • Holden Bitches
    December 24, 2017 at 12:32 pm

    Santas sack is full and its all for you baby.

    TB if you can’t get back on FB go the other way 4chan style anything goes, fuck it and fuck fb and fuck this pizza making Holden Bitch and her big doughy fun bags. Id like to bench press her tits as she rides on top and her skinny little daughter hopefully has mamas full tits and tiny body. Who’s your daddy bitches.

    • Joe
      December 26, 2017 at 1:06 pm

      Yes 4chan and 8 chan would be an excellent fit for this site.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    Wtf
    December 24, 2017 at 11:02 am

    she looks so dumb for even trying to take credit – she IS
    NOT that smart or dedicated. Take parenting for instance.
    Stupid cunt!

    • festivus
      December 24, 2017 at 12:04 pm

      lol

      we all know it was masturbating ladies defending Susan Garland, didi Delgado’ wench

  • BlackandWhite
    December 24, 2017 at 10:32 am

    What a charming individual (NOT!). I actually feel sorry for the kids not having a good role model. Classic example of you reap what you sow.

    • festivus
      December 24, 2017 at 12:03 pm

      demonspawn, not children

  • Local real local
    Local real local
    December 24, 2017 at 9:33 am

    Why isn’t DCF involved? WHY? She is the worst fucking mother I have ever heard of! What is wrong with this POS?

    Just put the cable TV on and go back to your pathetic little life.

  • Real_Finn
    Finn
    December 24, 2017 at 9:03 am

    Celia,

    Forgot to ask in my previous post! (My bad – I’m running around with the kiddos – custody will do that).

    Are you going to be “good” this year?

    On 12.22.14, Sgt. Joshua Nunnemacher was investigating a complaint of an erratic operator that was called in to us. Sgt.Nunnemacher located the vehicle in question and ended up stopping it. Operating the vehicle was Celia rae Mcauliffe of 87 1/2 East Street, Apartment #8 in Whitinsville, MA. A roadside investigation took place and Sgt. Nunnemacher placed Ms. Mcauliffe under arrest for the following offenses:

    ~ OUI Liquor
    ~ Marked Lanes Violation
    ~ Negligent Operation of a Motor Vehicle

    Gotta Play with My Kids,
    Finn

    • festivus
      December 24, 2017 at 12:02 pm

      omg you’re hilarious

      • Finn
        December 24, 2017 at 11:20 pm

        Have a wonderful Christmas <3

        • festivus
          December 25, 2017 at 12:59 pm

          you too <333

    • in like flynn
      December 26, 2017 at 5:58 am

      Finn, I have a list of names I’d like to share with you. Can only imagine the results on these degenerates.

  • Don
    December 24, 2017 at 8:52 am

    Please tell us which Holden pizza joint employees that douche so we don’t accidentally go there!

    • Paradise Troll
      December 24, 2017 at 12:46 pm

      I want to go there and order the ratchet special every day, ooops I meant house special smiling at staff. Don’t give a fuck if she spits in it the oven kills the germs and I’m a nasty bastard immune to most germs, I’ve fucked women with stds and didn’t know got tested nothing. everhyone else gets the flu i’m fine eating pizza crust out of the dumpster and finishing other peoples beers with dip and cigarette butts dont give a fuck real trolls dont give a fuck about much. Merry Christmass and eat my asshole

  • SVU
    December 24, 2017 at 8:35 am

    She needs to worry about her kids and not Facebook or Turtleboy. She probably even buys the booze for those kids. Those kids need help. If this is what they are doing now, what do you think they will be like in a few years. That is if they even make it a few more years. Some people just aren’t meant to have children. This woman has never grown up herself. And chances are she works at a pizza shop because she gets paid under the table and is able to collect welfare on top of it. When I was in high school I worked for a pizza shop and I was paid cash. I also had friends that worked at other pizza shops in the area and they too were paid cash. Maybe someone should report her to welfare/DTA. You can tell what is important to her and it’s not her children.

    • GR
      December 24, 2017 at 8:27 pm

      Mere anecdotes.

  • December 24, 2017 at 1:07 am

    Her only fault is that she drinks vodka and not whiskey, but if she’s responsible for facebook causing your pain. More power to her.

    Here’s hoping your bully blog gets taken down by next Christmas.

    • The Rant Queen
      December 24, 2017 at 2:13 am

      Bitch, you dont know what a bully is. Shoo fly, dont bother me or I’ll get the RAID.

    • SVU
      December 24, 2017 at 8:39 am

      She needs to worry about her kids and not Facebook or Turtleboy. She probably even buys the booze for those kids. Those kids need help. If this is what they are doing now, what do you think they will be like in a few years. That is if they even make it a few more years. Some people just aren’t meant to have children. This woman has never grown up herself. And chances are she works at a pizza shop because she gets paid under the table and is able to collect welfare on top of it. When I was in high school I worked for a pizza shop and I was paid cash. I also had friends that worked at other pizza shops in the area and they too were paid cash. Maybe someone should report her to welfare/DTA. You can tell what is important to her and it’s not her children.

    • SVU
      December 24, 2017 at 8:43 am

      You do realize that those are high school kids drinking that vodka, ya I’m sure that mommy the great bought it for them, but how do you find it okay that kids that 14-16 are drinking straight vodka? You gotta be a moron yourself.

      • Finn
        December 24, 2017 at 8:46 am

        SVU — shhhhhh, that’s really Celia! 🙂

        Happy Holidays!

        Finn

        • SVU
          December 24, 2017 at 12:33 pm

          Thank you Finn, Happy Holidays to you and yours also. 🙂

      • Suck it
        December 24, 2017 at 10:37 am

        Yeah but they can drink that shit like champs. I know adults that can’t drink straight vodka without puking. Most people wince at the mere smell but not these kids. They are already acting like the kind of adults they were raised to be while everyone else’s kids are drinking eggnog and writing gay ass notes to Santa so don’t you lecture about how to raise adults!

        • festivus
          December 24, 2017 at 11:55 am

          lmao it’s fucking scary

          she’s raised lil monsters they been on it since the womb

    • Finn
      December 24, 2017 at 8:45 am

      A fly on the wall (aka Celia McAuliffe),

      I hope you slip in a puddle of cancer. Face first.

      “bully blog” — ain’t that the kettle meeting the pot at its finest.

      Let’s recap your life and the vermin that was expelled from your toothless blow job.

      * You don’t have custody of your children.
      * You’re a homophobic/racist shitbag that will never amount to anything (same with kids!)
      * The DA thinks you’re a joke.
      * After high school — your kids will be forgotten. They’ll be just like you.
      * Your kids will be working for the bullied/successful kids (think menial tasks)

      Direct quote from one of your daughter’s former friends :

      “Cailin it’s bad the stuff your mother does with your friends and I know your embarrassed by it. That’s half the reason your doing drugs. You should talk to someone. Before it’s too late and you end up pregnant or touched by one of the men your mother brings around you. There are places that will help you. ”

      Who is the bully now, Celia?

      Good luck with your Facebook warrior antics. Imagine if you put that kind of effort into getting a job? I’m sure you’ve got plenty of time on your hands (no work, kids, or relationships).

      Get Fucked,
      Finn

      • festivus
        December 24, 2017 at 11:58 am

        LMAO

        FINN– bypass the tryout process– YOU SHOULD BE THE NEW TBS BLOGGER

        “Let’s recap your life and the vermin that was expelled from your toothless blow job.”

        — SOLID GOLD

  • DJ Finn
    December 23, 2017 at 11:22 pm

    There is only one thing I can say about this….

  • Burt Hurtensteiner
    December 23, 2017 at 11:17 pm

    Dear TBS,

    Stop being so hurt about Facebook and related shenanigans. Focus on publishing high quality blogs, not like this one; less whinning… You’re losing the silent majority of your readers who come for the funny stuff.

    Season’s greetings.

    Burt S. Hurtensteiner

    • Lt Dan
      December 24, 2017 at 2:05 pm

      I agree. Is facebook that important to your business model TB? It’s for losers and soccer moms and is run by lefties.

  • festivus
    December 23, 2017 at 11:11 pm

    everyone you ever blogged about wants to take credit every fb incident

    wow Celia I feel sorry for you I’d fucking kill myself if my kids were vacuous sheep worshipping pop culture sucking off the teet of the kardashian trash

    thank god I never had kids
    well i would have trained mine to go AGAINST the herd not bow down to it!

    • itsjustme
      Stale pizza
      December 23, 2017 at 11:51 pm

      I’d kill myself if I was her age and had a teenagers job making minimum wage still.
      Everyone remembers from their college days (well not her obviously) that smell of walking into a dorm room and smelling stale, old, pizza. Just think that is what she smells like every. single. day. Gross.
      I’m going to bet my savings account right now her children will be just like her. Working crap jobs and collecting welfare.

      • Celia is a deabeat loser and her kids have AIDS because they fuck black crack dealers
        December 26, 2017 at 8:53 am

        I think the same thing. All these people working teenager’s jobs and protesting for $15/hr that they clearly don’t deserve, piss me off. These people fuck off their entire lives and then it’s everyone else’s fault that their life sucks. Then they have shitbag drug addict loser children, set a shitty example, and the cycle of shitbag-ness goes in to the next generation. These people should all die. If you’re in your 30’s and you don’t make at least $50,000 a year, you’ve failed at life.

  • DJ Lolajack
    December 23, 2017 at 11:10 pm

    I for one think it’s time for TBS to stop this nonsense and devote itself to worshiping Destinee Morris!

    • Lynda Lapine
      Lolajack
      December 24, 2017 at 3:22 am

      Someone is fascinated with my name here. Too stupid to think of your own?

    • Donald duck
      December 24, 2017 at 9:56 am

      Would you shut the fuck up about that attention starved black bitch?

      • Captain Morgan
        December 24, 2017 at 10:15 am

        I agree. You can tell Lolajack is a virgin. Every post he makes is about Destinee and it’s getting old now.

        • Lynda Lapine
          Lolajack
          December 24, 2017 at 10:35 am

          He hates us ’cause he ain’t us, obviously. Fake Lolajack, you need to go.

          • Captain Morgan
            December 24, 2017 at 10:43 am

            I’m pretty sure the two Lolas are one and the same. Tell me something Lola do you like to vape and watch gladiator movies?

          • Lynda Lapine
            Lolajack
            December 24, 2017 at 11:01 am

            Captain Morgan, I hope you’re not a betting man because you’d lose money on that conjecture. As you can plainly see, I am a long time TBS supporter and love the blog. As you can also see, if you care to peruse the blogs here that I am the original Lolajack and have a picture. Anyone else claiming to be me is just another person who doesn’t ride the turtle. That said, I do neither of those habits. Anything else? At your service.

          • Captain Morgan
            December 24, 2017 at 11:09 am

            Well Lola with the rising decline of popularity with TBS have you considered that commenters like you may be part of the problem?

          • Lynda Lapine
            Lolajack
            December 24, 2017 at 11:19 am

            Captain Morgan, it could very well be that this is the case. You see, like so many other good, honest, taxpaying citizens, I despise ratchets, criminals, scammers and people who shamelessly beg for others to support them and make no bones about it. TB hasn’t declined in popularity among the aforementioned populace, who would be the honest citizenry. The only ones who report and hate it are those who deserve to be shamed. They are the problem. That is because they do not benefit a civilized society. But do go back and see that I am the original moniker here. Unless, of course, you’re simply too lazy. Merry Christmas!

  • Steve
    December 23, 2017 at 11:02 pm

    piece of shit mom!!!!! Bitch you poke the turtle you gonna get burnt. Think you’d know by know. WE ARE TURTLE STRONG

    • GR
      December 24, 2017 at 5:19 pm

      Don’t you think your FB page was the result of a recent very BIG story you broke??

      • GR
        December 24, 2017 at 8:24 pm

        *FB page problem

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