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Kids Blowing Lines On Video At Northbridge High School Sold To Them By Celia McAuliffe’s Daughter Who Beat The Shit Out Of A Girl Last Year And Is Mad At Snitches

Kids Blowing Lines On Video At Northbridge High School Sold To Them By Celia McAuliffe’s Daughter Who Beat The Shit Out Of A Girl Last Year And Is Mad At Snitches

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A lot of people sent us this Facebook post a couple weeks ago from a Northbridge High School student who wasn’t happy with the school’s response to drug use amongst students:

Pretty serious accusation, but without concrete proof we didn’t really have much to go on. Then a turtle riding NHS students sent us this video today, of a kid blowing lines off a railing inside the building:

Well, that’s pretty disturbing.

The last time we wrote about NHS was in March when two students jumped another girl and viciously beat her on the sidewalk leading up to the school:

If you recall, one of those students was Cailin Gonyea:

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She then told Deskie that she was calling the cops on Turtleboy:

Things got really interesting when her Turtleboy famous mother Celia McAuliffe threatened to beat up all the kids and called them homophobic slurs:

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God she’s ratchet. I can’t even believe she’s real sometimes.

The reason I bring this up is because according to the turtle riding student who sent us the video, Cailin has moved on from jumping freshmen to selling drugs to them inside the school:

Cailin and her band of freshmen followers started selling Xanax as well as snorting oxycodone in the school hall. Myself and 2 of my friends and other kids have said something to the school about this. I have even been on the phone with the superintendent of the NPS. She said something would be done and the kid snorting pills in the hall was suspended for a few days I think.  A back story to the kid snorting pills: he snorted 8 lines of oxy (yes while he is in school) and started projectile vomiting. Instead of trying to help their clearly fucked up friend he was walked out of the school by Mia Albin who also recorded the video. 

And according to Cailin’s Facebook page, she’s not happy that this student ratted on her to the administration by showing them the video:

“She’s a xan head with a ravioli pussy.”

Jill’s parents must be so proud.

Taryn Timmons is a real winner too. She’s a teen mom who doesn’t have custody of her child and dropped out of high school.

Proving once again that you can move to the burbs, but the ratchets will find you.

I thought anti-bullying curriculums were supposed to stop stuff like this? Oh wait, you can’t stop bullying. Because no matter how many assemblies you have, some kids are just naturally assholes.

Here’s a message one of the girls sent the girl who “snitched” to the principal on Instasnap:

Oh yea, anti-bullying classes are really paying dividends.

Here’s some more pictures of them openly showing off their drug usage on social media:

Nathan would be Caitlin’s brother. Glad to see ratchet runs in the family.

Anyway, this is all pretty disturbing to be honest. These are just kids, and they’re literally broadcasting themselves doing drugs in school and then threatening kids who “snitch” on them, even though they put it all on social media in the first place. I’m just happy that Turtleboy Jr and Turtle Princess will never, ever, ever grow up.

The bottom line is that Cailin Gonyea and students like her have absolutely no business staying in public schools. That video beating last year was savage. She should NEVER have been allowed back inside Northbridge High School after that. But she was, because schools are all handcuffed by the state as far as what kind of discipline they can levy out. Now she’s selling drugs inside the school and threatening students who snitch on her. Can’t wait to hear what Celia thinks of all this!!

31 Comment(s)
    • og youll never know
      December 20, 2017 at 9:07 am

      Northbridge is full of scum but the school decides to go after kids that dont cause anyone harm, They keep these kids in school and all they do is ruin shit for the students who actually do what theyre supposed to do

  • Independent Thinker
    December 14, 2017 at 10:01 am

    The death penalty needs to be expanded to include all drug dealers. That is the only way you are going to put an end to the spread of drugs.

    For those who don’t want their posts reposted, then just don’t post stupid stuff in the first place. Claiming to be a minor doesn’t cut it.

    • sick of the execute all dealers broken record
      December 23, 2017 at 4:06 am

      start your own blog, don’t blog in comments

  • Steven Stover
    December 14, 2017 at 12:40 am

    A freshman snorting garbage off a dirty hand railing. Poor kid is doomed. Maybe he gets lucky and his parents send him to rehab. Maybe court will intervene. Say a pray cause he needs many. And a kick in the ass.

  • Chip Striker
    December 13, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    Pure trash that society would be better off without them.

  • Mother’s helper
    December 13, 2017 at 7:48 pm

    Being a whore a drug addict is what every person in this family is all about. When the kids were little the played doctor with each other and mom said it was normal. For the age it happened at it was not normal. You can’t think that the children would be any different then what they have seen all of their lives. The system failed them. They should have been taken away when they were younger, now it’s too late. They will continue to hook people on drugs and pass around STD’s and the number one person to thank is mom. She will continue to screw kids half her age. She will continue to get her daughter abortions ( which is probably the only thing she does right. Not allowing to bring another life into the shit mix they call life) this is all because of the great home life that these kids have been part of. The best thing that could happen is for them to get the hell away from her. She is sick

    • failedsouthcountytowns
      December 13, 2017 at 9:23 pm

      Is Northbridge HS somehow exempt from mandated reporting? Are they turning a blind eye to all of this (seems they’d have reasonable suspicion to report neglect)?

      Also, hey Northbridge…if some unknowing student accidentally comes in contact with narcotics leftover on a handrail,etc. and God forbid, ODs, will THAT make you take this seriously?

      • Fentanyl
        December 14, 2017 at 9:33 am

        It takes a finger print amount of fentanyl to kill someone who does not use drugs. There is much more then that left behind after they snort the line off the railing. Thankfully it was a oxy and not heroin, which is now 90% Fentanyl. But who is to say when it will change to that. That’s how the cycle goes. First it’s opioids. Then it’s dope. So next time when it’s not a oxy, anyone who touches the railing is at risk of dying. How is this not a concern for the school. The police need to pick up the kid that was using. And the mother and daughter drug duo up, and charge them to fullest for this. And all parents should probably tell their kids to not touch the railings just in case. Which is so crazy

  • SVU
    December 13, 2017 at 6:08 pm

    She will be dead by 25. Her mother don’t care. Things like this do not get better before they get worst. Next will be heroin. It’s cheaper then oxy’s. When your child is using drugs or selling them at school, this is when they need you to be their mother. Not their friend. This woman clearly doesn’t know what being a mother really is.

    • Finn
      December 13, 2017 at 6:26 pm

      Also, Cailin badgering Deskgirl in regards to TB’s post is irony at its best. Her whole persona is that she isn’t a rat and she’s a bad ass. But, there she is whining about being a minor and threatening to go to the police. By all means – RUN to the police. I’m sure they’d love to know what you’ve been up to. Dummy.

    • Don
      December 13, 2017 at 7:25 pm

      I hope she doesn’t last that long! A lot of damage can be done before she turns 25. I’m hoping for a New Years Eve exit for her!

      • I am Don’s Dead Conscience
        December 15, 2017 at 12:50 am

        bitter ol fucker, aint ya :/

  • Whitney Gann
    December 13, 2017 at 5:42 pm

    Everytime I see this name Cailin Gonyea it looks like Colon Gonorrhea to me. Sad. I can’t be the only one that sees that.

    • ChrisInShrewsbury
      December 13, 2017 at 6:31 pm

      Jesus man. Colon Gonorrhea makes my ass itch. Thanks for that.

  • Mike Jones
    December 13, 2017 at 5:02 pm

    At least these kids are thinning the employable competition pool. Not all bad.

      December 14, 2017 at 10:31 pm

      everytime i read these articles i think that is what fuels my secret fire for their demise xD

  • msheadkracker
    December 13, 2017 at 4:41 pm

    This trash bag is a class act, raising a drug dealing foul mouthed illiterate prostitute and a flat brim wearing thug drug dealer. I’m surprised the kids are even of the Caucasian persuasion, she most def dips in the chocolate bowl with a Foul mouth like that at her old ass age. The best thing she could do is get hit by a bus, and have her children in tow when it happens, ratchets are just as bad as SJW cucks.

    • Finn
      December 13, 2017 at 4:53 pm

      You had me until you went all racist. What does race have to do with it?

      • Chris
        December 13, 2017 at 4:56 pm

        Reminds me of a Tina Turner song

      • Finn Fan
        December 13, 2017 at 9:42 pm


  • Cailin Gonorrhea
    December 13, 2017 at 4:22 pm

    Celia McAuliffe is the definition of a shitbag woman who failed as a mother. She deserves to be read about and publically shamed. It is obvious that her teenage daughter is walking in her footsteps and next in line to be a burden on society. Both mother and daughter need to be sterilized. Oxygen thieves. These are 2 of the most cringe-worthy pieces of shit ever written about on TBS and their names must not be forgotten. Celia McAuliffe & Cailyn Gonyea are an insult to other girls & women, they don’t deserve to be in society. Congratulations on becoming TBS famous and showing millions of people how disgusting you are for the long haul. Nasty ass trash bags like you need to be exposed and humiliated. Get the fuck out of society’s way, you are keeping the rest of the human race back. Dead weights. Take Taryn Timmons, Jake Simmons, Jill Casey and Nathan McAuliffe with you. Oxygen thieves.

  • Finn
    December 13, 2017 at 3:28 pm

    Open letter to Celia.

    Dear Celia,

    Fuck you. You failed as a parent. You are raising a drug dealing whore. All she is contributing to society is filth. You didn’t teach her morals, principles or shame. You certainly didn’t teach her any type of self control or respect for other people.

    It made me physically ill to see the drugs and the fighting. She has zero to offer anyone. She is a toxic waste and she gets it from you.

    The best you could do for her now is to have her spayed. Immediately.


    • Amen finn
      December 13, 2017 at 6:13 pm

      ^^^^ on point!!

    • Local real local
      Local real local
      December 14, 2017 at 9:28 am

      Tell it brother! Amen. Speak the truth!

      But it is totally reasonable for a whore asshole mother to breed a whole asshole daughter. Notice, the story doesn’t mention the father, which would be the anchor for justice, fairness and picking the right boyfriend. Mother is to teach her daughter how to act like a lady, manners, education and how to make a good pie. (My wife makes the best desserts. Since it’s christmas time the kitchen aroma reminds me of the good days when I was a child.)

      Why isn’t DCF involved in this case?

      Also, to all of the motorists that tooted their horn and didn’t pull over to help the girl, you should be smacked on the head with a shovel and used for back-fill on the next MASSDOT project. Why didn’t you help? Why didn’t you call the police?

  • Cailin Gonyea
    December 13, 2017 at 3:17 pm

    Do you know how many guys I had to blow for that Oxy?

    • bigdaddy
      December 13, 2017 at 3:55 pm

      NO I dont know Please tell me the suspense is killing me

      • Bill
        December 15, 2017 at 10:14 am

        probably round 20+

    • My girl back in the day
      December 13, 2017 at 6:36 pm

      Her mom parties with her kids, sleeps with their friends. She isn’t a good mother. At first when I met her I thought she was cool. Then after all I seen that she did and that she didn’t care about what her kids did, I was happy I had my mother. I know what is right and what is wrong because she made sure to let me know. At times I hated her for not being cool like Cailin’s mom. But today I am so ashamed that I even thought that way. I love my mom. Cailin it’s bad the stuff your mother does with your friends and I know your embarrassed by it. That’s half the reason your doing drugs. You should talk to someone. Before it’s too late and you end up pregnant or touched by one of the men your mother brings around you. There are places that will help you. I feel really sorry for you. You are only a product of the environment your stuck in.

    • Bill
      December 15, 2017 at 10:01 am

      Probably a lot?

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