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All-Star Mother Defends Daughter And Friend Who Jumped A Freshman On Video Outside Northbridge High School, Threatens Children On Facebook

All-Star Mother Defends Daughter And Friend Who Jumped A Freshman On Video Outside Northbridge High School, Threatens Children On Facebook

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Check out this vicious attack that occurred outside of Northbridge High School:

Damn. Classy broads right there. Because why fight a girl one on one when you can jump her instead? Think of how easily this could’ve gone the other way. They’re on a busy road and traffic is going by. All it would take is the girl to lose her balance, fall into the street, and she’d be killed by a car.

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Apparently the girl they were doing this to is a freshman, and the other two girls are upperclassmen. Neither was suspended for this. Hopefully administrators at Northbridge High School see this and do something about it now that there’s video evidence. Because if they don’t then all this whole anti-bullying curriculum that’s been pushed the last five years is meaningless, fell-good bullshit.

Anyway, we don’t usually shame high school kids, but that video was horrible. And quite frankly a public shaming does these people good. Plus, what they did was criminal, and they should probably be arrested for it. These are the two girls who did the pummeling on the freshman:

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Apparently these Northbridge kids think they’re hood or something, because they use a very urban vernacular that social justice warriors might refer to as “cultural appropriation.”

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N words? World Star? Mad heads hating? Where’d these wannabe junior hoodrats learn these words? Wright’s Chicken Farm? We’re still in Northbridge right? Just making sure.

Apparently the screenshots above are in reference to a completely different incident in which one of these lovely products, who was more than likely conceived in the parking lot of a 1998 Fugees concert, threw a coffee coolata at a male student inside NHS. Notice the final comment:

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Yea, that’s not a student. That’s Cailin’s mother, Celia.

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And now the picture becomes even clearer. Keep in mind, that “little faggot” who she’s threatening to make sure “never walks again” is a child who goes to school with her daughter. All-Star parenting if I’ve ever seen it!!

She wasn’t done threatening junior hoodrats and inserting herself into high school drama though:

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Obviously these kids all come from homes filled to the brim with leather bound books. Don’t fuck with Celia Mcauliffe though. She knows “PLENTY of kids your age from different towns” that will fuck your shit up. Because what parent doesn’t have a rolodex of teenager’s names in every southern Worcester County town who they can call up to fight a foul mouthed child they’re going at it with on the Internet? That’s normal.

Rather than be an adult and walk away from this conversation though, Mom thought it would be wise to continue to defend her daughter’s honor by bragging about the vicious 2 on 1 assault you saw in that video:

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Because nothing is more important than establishing who fucked up who. Most normal parents would see a video of their daughter violently attacking another child and be embarrassed. Not Celia though. The only thing that matters to her is that her kid officially won the fight. Because these things matter. I remember this one time Grandma Turtleboy went on Facebook and told a kid that I was gonna choke him to honor her good name. Who can’t relate to that?

Anyway, Celia apparently is a 1999 graduate of Wachusett High School, but has done some stints in Oxford, Northbridge, and the south shore town of Whitman.

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Her Facebook page is a real trip too. She’s friends with some of the junior hoodrats commenting above, and tags them during her productive days of taking Facebook quizzes about being bailed out of jail:

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She’s not like, a regular Mom. She’s a cool Mom.

Oh, and look what ma dukes shared a couple weeks ago:

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Sometimes you’re sharing Turtleboy blogs. The next day you’re featured on one. Hate when that happens.

But she wasn’t sharing it because she’s a fan of that particular blog. In the least surprising turn of events ever, she has a problem with Turtleboy publicly shaming the Greenfield ratchet featured in that article who was selling her food stamps for heroin money:

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Never heard of Turtleboy? How can you live in Worcester County and not know about Turtleboy? Didn’t realize that was possible.

Her golden gloves daughter apparently is quite familiar with the blog, and in the least surprising turn of events ever, Mom knows the Greenfield ratchet from jail:

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Yea Celia, I think everyone reading this knows how you feel about heroin. But it’s not her fault, it’s a disease!!

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Sometimes I wish I was a heroin addict. It’s like permanent armor that protects you from ever being judged.

And based on the video at the top of the blog, this is the most accurate thing we found on her Facebook page:

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Yup, lots of girls who get suspended for throwing coffee at other kids in school, and who jump a freshman outside of school, are the product of being “raised good.” We anxiously look forward to seeing who comes forward first in our inbox to defend the honor of the people featured in this blog.


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28 Comment(s)
    March 11, 2017 at 11:38 am

    How can you take these dumb ass kids serious when they have dog ears on their head? Looks like outstanding people either way.

  • Noseface
    March 10, 2017 at 11:01 pm

    Would annnnnd would. No brainer.

  • Vicky
    March 10, 2017 at 9:13 pm

    It really doesn’t matter where you live or who lives where. Parents should be held responsible for their child’s actions! Parenting the right way would have the parents outraged at their child!! The child who got jumped should press charges against the violators! Or the parents should. Doing this just might make a small difference.

  • Warrior 1
    March 10, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    The Mom is a real Dush Bag and both the kids need to be suspended and do some kind of community service while suspended rather than staying at home and smoking weed with their so called mother. This mother is a great roll model
    and we wonder why kids are like this these days.I hope someone sent this to the Northbridge PD

  • Violent low-life
    March 10, 2017 at 8:30 pm

    Bust them, call the cops

  • BobnPaul's Chat Shack
    March 10, 2017 at 8:26 pm

    Nothing to be proud of here, (so called) ladies! The victim barely put up a defense- fight or flight. She just covered her face and took it, while you two animals held her and got all slap happy. You barely threw what could be called a punch. So stop with the trash talk because if this was anything near an even match, you both would be crying on that sidewalk with bloody faces. Worldstar, my ass!

  • Brad
    March 10, 2017 at 7:01 pm

    Celia appears to be one step below a piece of used toilet paper.

  • Joe
    March 10, 2017 at 5:58 pm

    First off…that attack happened 2 weeks ago during February vacation. So how is the school involved in that? Second of all, get your facts straight TB. This is no where near Northbridge High school so why do you have to drop the name into these people’s trashy Jerry Springer BS.
    3rd NB police responded and the “victim” did not want to say anything or file a report. Lastly…the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Sad…..

    • crazy
      March 10, 2017 at 7:37 pm

      This was today and it happened 2 weeks ago too. Sick family these girls and mom need help.

    • Roger Rabbit
      March 10, 2017 at 11:23 pm

      There is always that one jerk off, that comes to the defense of these low lives! NO SHIT, the victim “didn’t want to say anything to the police” …. SHE JUST GOT JUMPED, AND THREATENED BY THIS PIECE OF TRASH’S MOTHER! She’s probably scared out of her mind, and is probably scared to go to school now! And you scum bags are going to come to the defense of that? Grow the fuck up clown!

  • The Real ZephyrCat
    March 10, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    I’d date the mom just to get a shot at the daughter. And her friends too. Oh, to be knee deep in jailbait again.

    • Big_fan
      March 10, 2017 at 8:09 pm

      *yeah her and her friends love to mess with grown men than get them in trouble when things don’t go their way !!!!! And fact these girls don’t even know how to be a real friend the minute they can throw their friends under the bus they do Kaylan is the one that’s best for that these girls are nothing but trouble makers and everyone of you are right with every comment you guys make this whole post this whole blog is 100% right

      • Big_fan
        March 10, 2017 at 8:17 pm

        thay wanna be big girls now let them be delt with like big girls and take what comming next hope the cops go hold of all this cuz if it was me thay would be at my door front and center some how don’t know how but every time caylin gets in trouble you know the old saying you can step in shit and come out smelling like a rose she gets out of it every time well now there’s video proof you ain’t talking your way out of that!!!! Wow and the mother she don’t think ppl where gunna see any of the shit she was saying to lil kids how friggen dumb can u be my God

  • TheRealZephyrCat
    March 10, 2017 at 4:40 pm

    First off Gonyea is too close to gonorrhea. It’s funny Cailin dressed up like a dog for halloween (I assume) because…well, it just writes itself. But mom Celia….holy shit….now that’s a hog!!! Good thing she’s got those jail stories that make her so hip & relevant to the kiddies. Ah, the parent that would rather be a friend than a parent. Momma Hog is so proud of her little piglet. Here’s to Cole for having absolutely have no respect for momma hog and laying it right on the line in calling her a fat cunt and a fat fucking whore!! You go cole. Once upon a time kids at least pretended to respect parents but momma hog let it be known early she was more a friend than a parent. Whatta pig! That’ll do pig, that’ll do!

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mayor Marion Barry
      March 10, 2017 at 5:46 pm

      Momma Hog.


  • UsualSuspect
    March 10, 2017 at 3:52 pm

    White trash be trashin’, mid-thirties skank has been to the pokey, but raised her children right?! Daughter running her ghetto-fabulous yap, assaulting others in the street, and mom defending her from the boys that are telling her daughter to close her legs; that apple didn’t fall far from the tree, shitbags beget shitbags. Grow up and be a good example instead of a poor one. I got ten bucks on the daughter having a teen pregnancy with a flat-brimmed bulls hat wearer!

  • Lt Dan
    March 10, 2017 at 3:44 pm

    Celia looks like she beats the shit out of golden corral too

    • LLC
      March 10, 2017 at 10:16 pm

      Gold, my friend, Lt. Dan.


  • oneopinion
    March 10, 2017 at 3:44 pm

    “Still,, I know her , I can’t imagine how she feels.”

    You can imagine how it feels now.

  • Ryan
    March 10, 2017 at 3:24 pm

    Its crazy now to look back now when I was a kid, I would confuse Northbridge with Northboro and vice versa haha.

  • Ryan
    March 10, 2017 at 3:24 pm

    Its crazy now to look back now when I was a kid I would confuse Northbridge with Northboro and vice versa haha.

  • paul
    March 10, 2017 at 3:20 pm

    Northbridge has some nice areas but most of it is like Spencer, run down and full of hillbillies. The kids involved don’t have a chance, they do stupid shit and instead of the parent(s) talking to them about it, they feed the fire.

    • get off it
      March 10, 2017 at 3:57 pm

      A better comparison is Worcester or Leicester, not Spencer. Spencer has is areas but most of it is nice. The other two are frigin rat holes.

      • Black Hole
        March 11, 2017 at 10:17 am

        Spencer is mostly in a time warp, strange and negatiive.

    • 01588
      March 10, 2017 at 5:05 pm

      Pilbillies….drive through the village. Its like a white trash swapmeet

  • Blast from the past
    March 10, 2017 at 3:06 pm

    Gotta love the Mcauliffe family. There are about 20 of them that used to live in Holden on RT 31. If you went to school in Holden from the 90’s to mid 2000’s you know a Mcauliffe or 3. I can see they don’t change must be a family thing.

  • JoeMomma
    March 10, 2017 at 2:57 pm

    You don’t report an assault to the school, you report it to the police.

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