Holiday Lynn Sees Glutton Monkey Get Free Facebook TV While Using Kids As Prop In Shelter, Tries To Get Her Own Free TV While Rocking Coach Bags And iPhones
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Yesterday we blogged about this Lynn glutton monkey who begged her way to a free TV and Christmas tree by using her daughter and some lies about being disabled while living in a shelter. In reality her husband is just a lazy, unemployed reality TV failure, and she’s been running GoFundMe scams up and down the Atlantic coast for the last few years.
Well, since she was so successful other north shore critter creatures have taken notice and are trying to get in on the action……
The worst part about it how they have no shame using their kids like this. Just throwing their faces all over the Internet so they can get a free TV. Notice they never ask for free books. Funny how that works.
And just like the glutton monkey, this Holiday Lynn also has an able bodied male at home throwing her the cervix scraper on demand.
As you can see, she can afford tattoos and Coach bags, but God forbid she provide food and shelter for her children. That’s someone else’s problem. We’ll figure that one out later kids, because Momma needs a new Coach bag! Because….priorities!
Shockingly she’s a dog filter connoisseur
Who only allows grants access to her penis fly trap with those who rock the headware of champions….
If you ever see someone in a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat with a child, stop what you’re doing and call DCF. Chances are that inside the hat you will find at least three bags of heroin and someone else’s EBT card.
Daddy’s got plenty of cash for blunts
But he can’t afford a TV. Or rent.
Nevertheless, she’s in a position to laugh at other local “sorry ass bitches” who married someone who “don’t take care of their kids”:
This coming from a woman who lives in a shelter and is begging for a free TV. She’s clearly in a position to judge others.
It’s not her fault though – she doesn’t have white privilege:
It’s true. White people are immune from becoming homeless.
Don’t get it twisted though – she’s winning at life, which is why she no longer has to worry about beating a bitch’s ass:
And she’s right. I mean, we’re talking about a woman who saved France from the terrorists here people:
How many countries have those broke bitches with no man saved from ISIS? Zero. She didn’t save some random country like Moldova or Kosovo either. We talking bout France here people. FRANCE!!
Your move hoes.
Anyway, people like this are a disgrace and symptomatic of everything that is wrong with society today. It tells you a lot about the culture we’ve created when people like this have no problem begging for free TV’s while proudly posting pictures with expensive phones, Coach bags, and able bodied males smoking blunts.