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Holiday Lynn Sees Glutton Monkey Get Free Facebook TV While Using Kids As Prop In Shelter, Tries To Get Her Own Free TV While Rocking Coach Bags And iPhones

Holiday Lynn Sees Glutton Monkey Get Free Facebook TV While Using Kids As Prop In Shelter, Tries To Get Her Own Free TV While Rocking Coach Bags And iPhones

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Yesterday we blogged about this Lynn glutton monkey who begged her way to a free TV and Christmas tree by using her daughter and some lies about being disabled while living in a shelter. In reality her husband is just a lazy, unemployed reality TV failure, and she’s been running GoFundMe scams up and down the Atlantic coast for the last few years.

Well, since she was so successful other north shore critter creatures have taken notice and are trying to get in on the action……

The worst part about it how they have no shame using their kids like this. Just throwing their faces all over the Internet so they can get a free TV. Notice they never ask for free books. Funny how that works.

And just like the glutton monkey, this Holiday Lynn also has an able bodied male at home throwing her the cervix scraper on demand.

As you can see, she can afford tattoos and Coach bags, but God forbid she provide food and shelter for her children. That’s someone else’s problem. We’ll figure that one out later kids, because Momma needs a new Coach bag! Because….priorities!

Shockingly she’s a dog filter connoisseur

Who only allows grants access to her penis fly trap with those who rock the headware of champions….

If you ever see someone in a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat with a child, stop what you’re doing and call DCF. Chances are that inside the hat you will find at least three bags of heroin and someone else’s EBT card.

Daddy’s got plenty of cash for blunts

But he can’t afford a TV. Or rent.

Nevertheless, she’s in a position to laugh at other local “sorry ass bitches” who married someone who “don’t take care of their kids”:

This coming from a woman who lives in a shelter and is begging for a free TV. She’s clearly in a position to judge others.

It’s not her fault though – she doesn’t have white privilege:

It’s true. White people are immune from becoming homeless.

Don’t get it twisted though – she’s winning at life, which is why she no longer has to worry about beating a bitch’s ass:

And she’s right. I mean, we’re talking about a woman who saved France from the terrorists here people:

How many countries have those broke bitches with no man saved from ISIS?  Zero. She didn’t save some random country like Moldova or Kosovo either. We talking bout France here people. FRANCE!!

Your move hoes.

Anyway, people like this are a disgrace and symptomatic of everything that is wrong with society today. It tells you a lot about the culture we’ve created when people like this have no problem begging for free TV’s while proudly posting pictures with expensive phones, Coach bags, and able bodied males smoking blunts.

14 Comment(s)
  • Turd reversalist
    December 19, 2017 at 3:29 am

    I can offer some assistance with this young lady’s current financial predicament.
    It’s easy.
    She can start up a rollover account.
    Roll over on her belly for a subsidized prone boning of her nether portal.
    I’m all about the giving.

  • pro trump
    December 18, 2017 at 6:28 pm

    lol monkey is right WHITE POWER turtleboy is the best

  • Marilyn
    December 18, 2017 at 3:46 pm

    if your going make comments on peoples life make sure your 100% sure on facts…. your taken pictures picking and chooseing witch ones to use as bait for your post… those pics are old and not one of those pictures are from the shelter she’s in…. just cause someone had a life before or did have then lost it don’t mean your better as a person then them…. your complaining bout people not working ect….. but DO YOU WORK? SURE HAVE A LOT OF TIME TO BE SCROLLING DOWN PEOPLES FACEBOOK TRYING MAKE BLOG OUT OF THERE LIFE…. WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE OR DO ? SINCE YOUR HIDING BEHIND COMPUTER SCREEN TALKING BOUT FAMILIES IN SHELTER ! MUST GET YOU ALL HOT TO BASH PEOPLE AND PUT THERE PICS OF THERE KIDS ECT ONLINE BUT YOUR ONE TO TALK SAYING THERE USING THERE KIDS PICTURES AS BAIT ? BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. ARE YOU GIVING THEM THE FREE THINGS THERE LOOKING FOR ? NO!!!!!!! SO WHY BOTHER THEM ??? SEEMS TO ME YOU HAVE LOT OF TIME ON YOUR HANDS DO YOU NEED ANYTHING ? your not going get famouse bashinging other people and being RASIST ! GET A LIFE WRITING IS NOT YOUR CAREER AND YOU ARE NOT A SOCIAL WORKER OR HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THESE FAMILIES OR GOING THREW OR WHAT THEY DO AND DONT HAVE NO ONES CLOCKING YOUR POCKETS OR LIFE SO LEAVE OTHERS ALONE.

    • Judge and Jury
      December 18, 2017 at 4:06 pm

      Does anybody speak ratchet? Can someone translate this hoodrat’s post? My white privilege allowed me to stay in school, so I don’t have a fuck of an idea what Rae– ahem, “Marilyn”– is talking about in that post.

      Geez, Raerilyn, we white people really hate having white privilege and being made to look good. Sucks to be us, doesn’t it? Well, here’s a little advice. “White privilege” also is defined by being sentient enough not to beg for a TV if you have no food.

      Try thinking for a change.

    • Citypoint
      December 18, 2017 at 5:53 pm

      Marilyn, If you’re going to offer a retort (that’s a fancy word for reply) please try to do it in English.

    • eeewh
      December 18, 2017 at 6:15 pm

      Marilyn – Get real. Also, get a computer without a broken caps lock and a functioning spell check while you are at it.

      BTW – We don’t know what has caused her to be in a shelter, but those photos of Mr.Blunt might be a clue. However, that’s just a guess. Maybe you can enlighten us on the facts?

    • SVU
      December 18, 2017 at 7:50 pm

      If it really was just that easy. They do get all the facts. Don’t be salty cause you don’t like the blog just because you know the person. But I know I believe every bit of it. As I’m sure thousands of others do. TBS has the reputation they have, because they get all the information they need. And they always make sure it’s correct. Any one that says other doesn’t have their facts straight.

    • December 18, 2017 at 10:50 pm

      One word of advice to Marilyn: If you’re going to point fingers, make sure to get your spelling, grammar, and punctuation correct. The rhetorical rubbish you’ve written can not be respected, nor could be taken seriously. The magic word is called credibility. You lack it.

      The comment, ”get a life, writing is not your career,” is laughable. Has to remind you, it’s certainly not yours, as well. Nice try.

      • Begging is like online panhandling
        December 19, 2017 at 5:42 am

        You do realize that Turtle boy gets messaged by people about the blogs they write. Which means there are people out there that are sick and tired of your begging. Using your children as pity pawns. If you could have laid off the drugs you wouldn’t have ended up homeless. You got some balls begging online with you coach bag and your blunts. DCF needs to take those kids the hell away from you so they can have a good life. All you do is scream at them all day. Ya that’s right I know you. Now go think about who could have sent Turtleboy your post about begging. So many people can’t stand you, so you will have a hard time narrowing it down. Here is a clue, it wasn’t just one person that did. Hotel trash. Keep your legs shut stop making babies I have to take care of. I’m tired of working my ass off for your free nights in the hotel and your EBT cash/food stamps. You should feel good about yourself mommy!

    • Itsjustme
      December 20, 2017 at 2:32 pm

      Of course they work, do you think they write this blog for free?

  • December 18, 2017 at 3:42 pm

    Simple solution: Send them all to Moldova. These people will then see how many freebies can be accumulated in that country.

  • tell me why!
    December 18, 2017 at 11:33 am

    “It’s true. White people are immune from becoming homeless.”

    I’ve seen that white privilege vid! it’s garbage!

    all the white kids in it are free from so many class issues, magically!

  • vicxh
    December 18, 2017 at 11:32 am

    Nice abs. Maybe would.

    • i don’t like mondays
      December 18, 2017 at 11:35 am


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