Lynn Glutton Monkey And Failed Reality TV Hillbilly Star Husband Asking For Free TV And Christmas Gifts For Kid Are The Greatest Scam Artists Of All Time
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I’m starting to get sick of the never ending stream of shitty parents who expect strangers on Facebook to finance their Christmas. We’ve never gotten as many stories as we have this year. These people should be ashamed and embarrassed. But we’ve never seen anything quite as bad as Lisa Runkis from Lynn. Here’s what she posted last week:
She also was looking for a free Christmas tree, along with complementary ornaments and lights:
Seriously? This is what we’ve come to as a society? People feel no shame and see nothing wrong with announcing to the world that they want a free TV, despite the fact that both parents do NOT work, and they live rent free in a shelter that someone else is paying for. She doesn’t WANT a TV. She NEEDS a TV. She has no home, and no job, and fucking TELEVISION is a necessity!!
This makes my head want to explode.
Sure, it’s her right to humiliate herself and beg for money by using her child as a prop. But it’s our right to call out this bullshit each and every time we see it. I work my fucking ass off each and every day to provide for my family, as do 99% of the people who ride the turtle on a daily basis. Unlike her I’m a single mother who refuses to accept handouts because, ya know, I have pride. Then we see shit like this from these leeches who do nothing, and expect us to pay up for their failures.
My biggest beef with these people is that they have no idea what is and isn’t a necessity. I budget my money very carefully. We don’t take trips to Disney World. We don’t go out to dinner very often. We use coupons. Meanwhile, here’s a picture she posted of her needy daughter, who has to go through the insufferable pain of watching movies on an old TV instead of cable:
They go out to eat in a place that’s clearly well out of their price range. Oh, and her daughter is holding a $700 phone. But it’s our job to pay for their Christmas and buy them a new fucking TV.
Don’t worry though, she has plenty of money for tattoos
and of course tittoos
And yes, she did get her own name tittooed on her chest:
And as you can see, she clearly has not missed a meal. She’s also clearly not disabled, and neither is her winner of a sperm donor:
She’s just another glutton monkey who doesn’t feel like working or taking care of her kids, and thinks she’s “struggling” despite having unlimited amounts of food and no shortage of expensive western technology.
Of course her husband really isn’t disabled either. His knife business is just a massive failure:
But here’s the sneaky best part of this story – her husband Eugene is a former reality TV star. I shit you not. Three years ago he was the star of a show on Destination America called Hillbilly Blood
It took place in Appalachia where him and his buddy basically scammed toothless wonders out of their microwaves:
However, despite being the star of a reality TV show he was STILL running GoFundMe scams for his “sick” wife:
Yup, she’s on Medicare too. Oh, and he needs a few hundred more bucks for his grandkids to take a bus to his house.
Apparently the show was not the smashing success they hoped it would be, and it was cancelled after two years. Don’t worry though, there’s a Change.org petition working on correcting this grave injustice.
Meanwhile his wife has been selling shit on yard sale groups so that she can feed her “family in need”:
Don’t get any idea though fellas – she’s not on the market:
Luckily some smart people have caught onto her scams:
Oh, and it turns out she had a TV in the community room, but one of her fellow shelter dwellers who owned the TV brought it into their own room instead:
Some idiot ended up getting her a TV and threw in a free Christmas tree too. But as you know, it’s never a good idea to feed wild ratchets because they’ll just expect you to keep giving them more and more handouts:
Yup, more free shit. Even though she has no real bills, no mortgage, no car insurance, no kid’s college fund (obviously), she’s likely on Mass Health, collects stamps, and gets free money from us because she’s “disabled.” Yet somehow she can’t buy herself a $10 fucking coffee maker.
But yet she’s still found a way to victimize herself, and posted about how mean people were for “bashing” her:
Of course the biggest problem are the nudniks who not only enable her by giving her free shit, but who have the audacity to criticize people who point out what a free loading maggot she is:
“It’s none of their business.”
Actually it is. It became our business the moment she posted on a public Facebook page. It became our business because there are actually people in REAL FUCKING NEED and because of people like Lisa those people are less likely to get help. We have EVERY RIGHT to judge her, and judge we will. It’s only because of enabling mongoloids like you that she continues to do stuff like this. Because she knows you’re stupid enough to fall for it.
Here’s the best part – she pulled this exact same scam three years ago when she was living in North Carolina:
Same exact story. Just had a surgery. Disabled. Using daughter to get other people to do HER JOB and pay for HER KID’S Christmas, and she ends up making $850.
Except with this GoFundMe she threw in some grandchildren to really guilt people out of their hard earned money:
According to a commenter on the GFM, she’s a full time scam artist who stole from her sick mother in NC as well:
So yea, if you see this woman or her husband posting anywhere looking for handouts just understand that in no way shape or form should you feel bad for her. She’s married to a reality TV failure and both he and her refuse to work while pretending to be disabled and sucking free money off the taxpayers.