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Lynn Glutton Monkey And Failed Reality TV Hillbilly Star Husband Asking For Free TV And Christmas Gifts For Kid Are The Greatest Scam Artists Of All Time

Lynn Glutton Monkey And Failed Reality TV Hillbilly Star Husband Asking For Free TV And Christmas Gifts For Kid Are The Greatest Scam Artists Of All Time

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I’m starting to get sick of the never ending stream of shitty parents who expect strangers on Facebook to finance their Christmas. We’ve never gotten as many stories as we have this year. These people should be ashamed and embarrassed. But we’ve never seen anything quite as bad as Lisa Runkis from Lynn. Here’s what she posted last week:

She also was looking for a free Christmas tree, along with complementary ornaments and lights:

Seriously? This is what we’ve come to as a society? People feel no shame and see nothing wrong with announcing to the world that they want a free TV, despite the fact that both parents do NOT work, and they live rent free in a shelter that someone else is paying for. She doesn’t WANT a TV. She NEEDS a TV. She has no home, and no job, and fucking TELEVISION is a necessity!!

This makes my head want to explode.

Sure, it’s her right to humiliate herself and beg for money by using her child as a prop. But it’s our right to call out this bullshit each and every time we see it. I work my fucking ass off each and every day to provide for my family, as do 99% of the people who ride the turtle on a daily basis. Unlike her I’m a single mother who refuses to accept handouts because, ya know, I have pride. Then we see shit like this from these leeches who do nothing, and expect us to pay up for their failures.

My biggest beef with these people is that they have no idea what is and isn’t a necessity. I budget my money very carefully. We don’t take trips to Disney World. We don’t go out to dinner very often. We use coupons. Meanwhile, here’s a picture she posted of her needy daughter, who has to go through the insufferable pain of watching movies on an old TV instead of cable:

They go out to eat in a place that’s clearly well out of their price range. Oh, and her daughter is holding a $700 phone. But it’s our job to pay for their Christmas and buy them a new fucking TV.

Don’t worry though, she has plenty of money for tattoos


and of course tittoos

And yes, she did get her own name tittooed on her chest:

And as you can see, she clearly has not missed a meal. She’s also clearly not disabled, and neither is her winner of a sperm donor:

She’s just another glutton monkey who doesn’t feel like working or taking care of her kids, and thinks she’s “struggling” despite having unlimited amounts of food and no shortage of expensive western technology.

Of course her husband really isn’t disabled either. His knife business is just a massive failure:

But here’s the sneaky best part of this story – her husband Eugene is a former reality TV star. I shit you not. Three years ago he was the star of a show on Destination America called Hillbilly Blood:

It took place in Appalachia where him and his buddy basically scammed toothless wonders out of their microwaves:

However, despite being the star of a reality TV show he was STILL running GoFundMe scams for his “sick” wife:

Yup, she’s on Medicare too. Oh, and he needs a few hundred more bucks for his grandkids to take a bus to his house.

Apparently the show was not the smashing success they hoped it would be, and it was cancelled after two years. Don’t worry though, there’s a Change.org petition working on correcting this grave injustice.

Meanwhile his wife has been selling shit on yard sale groups so that she can feed her “family in need”:

Don’t get any idea though fellas – she’s not on the market:

Luckily some smart people have caught onto her scams:

Oh, and it turns out she had a TV in the community room, but one of her fellow shelter dwellers who owned the TV brought it into their own room instead:

Some idiot ended up getting her a TV and threw in a free Christmas tree too. But as you know, it’s never a good idea to feed wild ratchets because they’ll just expect you to keep giving them more and more handouts:

Yup, more free shit. Even though she has no real bills, no mortgage, no car insurance, no kid’s college fund (obviously), she’s likely on Mass Health, collects stamps, and gets free money from us because she’s “disabled.” Yet somehow she can’t buy herself a $10 fucking coffee maker.

But yet she’s still found a way to victimize herself, and posted about how mean people were for “bashing” her:

Of course the biggest problem are the nudniks who not only enable her by giving her free shit, but who have the audacity to criticize people who point out what a free loading maggot she is:

“It’s none of their business.”

Actually it is. It became our business the moment she posted on a public Facebook page. It became our business because there are actually people in REAL FUCKING NEED and because of people like Lisa those people are less likely to get help. We have EVERY RIGHT to judge her, and judge we will. It’s only because of enabling mongoloids like you that she continues to do stuff like this. Because she knows you’re stupid enough to fall for it.

Here’s the best part – she pulled this exact same scam three years ago when she was living in North Carolina:

Same exact story. Just had a surgery. Disabled. Using daughter to get other people to do HER JOB and pay for HER KID’S Christmas, and she ends up making $850.

Except with this GoFundMe she threw in some grandchildren to really guilt people out of their hard earned money:

According to a commenter on the GFM, she’s a full time scam artist who stole from her sick mother in NC as well:


So yea, if you see this woman or her husband posting anywhere looking for handouts just understand that in no way shape or form should you feel bad for her. She’s married to a reality TV failure and both he and her refuse to work while pretending to be disabled and sucking free money off the taxpayers.

22 Comment(s)
  • Lisa
    December 20, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    So let me get this straight, you ppl are making assumptions without knowing any of these individuals. I have know Lisa since kindergarten, just because Gene was on tv doesn’t mean they are any better off then anyone else.I work my ass off and have also been homeless, so I have been in both ends of the spectrum. Who the fuck are you people to Judge anyone unless you walk in their shoes. Don’t think for one minute just because you are a singe Mom that you are better then anyone else. Unless you have facts and not speculation, keep your fucking mouth shut and if you have something to say to me just be prepared. I am not Ill educated like most of these morons and I will fire back just as quickly as you can come up with another excuse to degrade someone less fortunate. Get your shit together and oh poor you, not being able to go out to dinner and having to use coupons. Must be hard knowing that they have friends willing to help and you don’t. Oh I’m sorry you called it pride but I call it jealousy.

    • Suck It, Lisa
      December 23, 2017 at 3:16 am

      Instructions follow:


      • Anonymous
        March 22, 2018 at 4:29 pm

        Well maybe she took the article a little too far but everything she said actually true and far worse.

        -Gene’s Daughter, I think I would know

  • Wayne
    December 19, 2017 at 1:21 pm

    This blog looks like a lot of assumptions and certainly the writer is setting themselves up for a defamation of character and a harassment suit.

    The night out on the town very well could have been a treat from a family member or friend. The cell phone could be an adults phone that let her daughter play games on. I let my grandchildren play games on my phone all the time. It’s a $900 phone and in pictures it looks like my grandkids are rich.
    The writer of this blog didn’t interview the people that she attacked, she made several assumptions based on her own opinion and spewed it out as if it the truth.

    This blog is nothing more than harassment and defamation of character. With the pictures posted I would also say an invasion of privacy. I am certain that the writer doesn’t own or have permission to use these photos.

    The truth is, the problem with this world isn’t parents that hit hard times, it’s people like the author of this bs blog spewing the crap that goes through their heads out their mouth

    • Suck It, Wayne
      December 19, 2017 at 2:07 pm

      Instructions follow:


      • Roger T
        December 19, 2017 at 4:09 pm

        Wayne makes some very valid points. Where’s the interview with these people? Did you talk to them, visit them to see what the situation really is? No, you just stole pictures and added your own opinion? Told it to be fact? Sounds like you’re a abitter reporter wanna be that has just been given an F

        Did you ever once think of what that child is going to go through at school over your blog?

        You are an insensitive bitch. You claim that you’re a single mom just trying to make it. You seem to have plenty of time to write this shit up. Most struggling single moms that I know don’t have time to try and ruin other people’s lives.

        • Suck It, Roger
          December 23, 2017 at 3:15 am

          Instructions follow:

          SUCK IT, ROGER

  • I work
    December 18, 2017 at 8:47 am

    You REALLY think 99% of us Turtleriders work our ass off? I’d say that number is a lot lower and a good portion of we Turtleriders are to make sure we never end up the subject of one of your blogs….

    • true
      December 18, 2017 at 11:51 am

      many are retired and others on medical leave etcetera

  • Marie
    December 18, 2017 at 8:14 am

    You people are disgusting! You think just because Eugene was on T.V. that he was made a millionaire? I can tell you that I know that the cast was not compensated as well as you think. Also, just because people are poor they don’t deserve to watch television? That’s bullshit. Your whole website is fake bullshit “news”…If you were smart you would remove this slanderous garbage and apologize to the Runkis family. I’m sure you won’t though, you will continue to be a garbage human being who has lost all thier humanity.

    • 2wEntEe
      December 18, 2017 at 10:23 am

      Can you buy me stuff?

    • Silvio Dante
      December 18, 2017 at 11:31 am

      I know broads. That Marie obviously ain’t gettin’ any.

    • Jim
      December 18, 2017 at 7:06 pm

      Any idea how much all that ink costs?

  • Steve
    December 17, 2017 at 11:28 pm

    why are these backwoods meth-heads so far north ? Because. Massachusetts the state of free living Your welcome ppl. I did a extra shift today to help pay for your house ,food ,medical,and just about everything else

    • Hughbo Mont
      December 18, 2017 at 6:27 am

      Yes, no big surprise that they moved to Mass from NC. Also, no surprise that eugene never smiles.

  • AgingCynic
    December 17, 2017 at 11:23 pm

    I grew up in Lynn. I’m not at all surprised that out of 351 municipalities in MA, grifters from around the world seem to gravitate there. It’s a pustule of crooked Democrats that have been in control for a century.

  • itsjustme
    December 17, 2017 at 8:44 pm

    I go to the free sites just to see the post of all the people who NEED things and it MUST have that and CAN’T have this. I want to scream, “you’re begging for free stuff be lucky and happy if someone offers it to you.” It absolutely amazes me the stuff people will ask for that must meet their list of criteria- automobiles, electronics, appliances, etc. Well you can’t be that much in need if you want a red car over a blue one. They act like they are doing you the favor, not the other way around.

    • HH
      We're Doomed
      December 17, 2017 at 9:47 pm

      I once offered an organization that helps set people up in apartments all the things she’s looking for and then some. The tv was older, but it worked perfectly and while all items had been used they were all in good shape. The woman had the nerve to tell me that they “preferred new” items. Ummm, me too that’s why I used income from my job to buy new stuff.

      • itsjustme
        December 18, 2017 at 12:01 am

        This world has really changed me. I used to be very giving and caring, not that I’m not now but I pick and choose wisely who I help and who I don’t.
        I gave all my baby stuff away, a whole basement, four truck loads, you name it, I had it. Clothes, carriers, two strollers, crib, playpen, changing table, two swings, high chair, car seats, bureau, four different types of stationary things to put the baby in, so much stuff.
        It went to my sisters friends daughter who was due soon and didn’t have anything. My sister and I loaded the truck four times, drove to her apartment and carried everything up the steepest set of stairs I’ve ever seen.
        I thought I was doing good deed to someone in need and come to find out she wasn’t even pregnant! She was but had lost it and never told anyone and faked her pregnancy. She even went so far as to tell her mom she had the baby but she was sick and they sent her to another hospital. Just so happens there was a baby at that hospital with that last name so her mom drove two hours to find out it wasn’t her grandchild. Her mother had to get the police involved to find out what happened.
        I never saw any of my baby stuff again, probably sold for drugs. I never even got a thank you. In fact I found out she yelled at her mother for letting us in to drop the stuff off.
        After that I said never again. I could have made a small fortune having a yard sale or gave it to someone else I knew that needed it. Most of that stuff was bought and only used for one child, so almost brand new. I still kick myself for being so dumb and thinking a young single mom would appreciate my generosity.

  • Irishcurse
    December 17, 2017 at 3:54 pm

    I make a decent living but I want some shit I can’t afford so I am starting a Go Fund Me. Its to raise money for my kitten. It has trouble tracking the laser light. With corrective surgery she will be able to track is much more goodlier. Please help………………… My Goal is 150,000$

    • DJ Trump
      December 17, 2017 at 4:20 pm

      I kinda feel bad for the ole’boy.
      It gotta be hard keeping a hog like that fed and quiet with all the shit she needs.
      No wonder dude lives off in the woods.

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