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Holliston Tunaflap Tornado Tells Tinder Date She’ll Tell Cops He Raped Her If He Doesn’t Take Her Back, Then Threatens Plymouth Cop Who Won’t Relay Lie That She’s Pregnant 

 

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A couple weeks ago we blogged about Jess DePatie, AKA the Holliston Tunaflap Tornado, after she pretended to kill herself multiple times and pretended to be her dad and a Holliston cop to get revenge on a guy who dumped her on Thanksgiving. The next day we found out that she had made up another lie about a murder victim’s brother in the mental hospital, alleging that he was her ex-boyfriend and had choked and assaulted her.

Well, another one of her victims has reached out to us, and it’s even crazier than the others.

I’m reaching out because a few months ago, back in September, I met this girl off tinder. We dated for less than a week before I decided to break up with her. It did not go well. She threatened to kill herself, to hurt me, to go to the police and say I raped her. All this wild crazy shit. I got restraining orders against her and tried to just move on with my life while cooperating with the police investigation she started against me. The charges were eventually dropped and the detective told me he was going to try and go after her for filing a false police report.

Earlier today I decided to look her up and see if she had ever been charged or killed herself or anything. And I found your articles about her. Jessica DePatie. 

We met for the first time on Thursday, September 5th. I broke up with her just barely a week later on Friday, September 13th. She became suicidal so I called the Cambridge PD and they sent EMTs and and officer over to talk to her. A few hours later one of the EMTs called me to ask if I knew if she was on any drugs or anything, I told him I didn’t know. He then told me that when they went to talk to her she attacked them, so they had to restrain her and involuntarily commit her to the hospital. She was supposed to be held there for 72 hours. The very next day she started messaging me on snapchat again asking to talk. I wanted nothing to do with her at this point so I just blocked her. That was Saturday, Sept 14th. On Sunday I started getting back to back calls and texts from an unrecognized phone number claiming to be her father.

On Monday I went to the Everett Police Department to tell them all about this to try and cover my ass. I showed them all the texts and screenshots I’d received so far. They very strongly suggested I go get a restraining order. So on Tuesday I went to the Malden District Court and got an HPO against her. The judge who read all the evidence I brought in was horrified by what she saw. Jess was served the order at around 9:30PM on Tuesday night, about 5 minutes later she was texting me again, threatening me and telling me to drop the order. I called the cops again to report that she had violated the order, an officer came by my house and I showed him everything and he made a report and told me they would charge her. The next morning I called the Everett PD to follow up and see if they needed anything additional from me. The officer on the phone was acting really weird (this was the original officer I had talked to who told me to go get the restraining order, he had been very friendly and helpful) and told me to call back in an hour. When I called back and hour later he told me that when I had called, Jess was standing on the other side of his desk at that exact moment, filing a report against me saying I had raped her. A few days later I was called by a detective and asked to come in. They asked me a bunch of questions and I cooperated as much as I could. Gave them all the screenshots and texts she had sent me. They thanked me for everything and let me go.

The detective told me he believed that I hadn’t done anything wrong, that Jess was just doing this as retaliation for breaking up with her. He also told me he would continue investigating and if thats the conclusion he ended up coming to he would try to charge her with filing a false police report. When I found your articles the other day I called him up and told him that I found evidence that she had done the EXACT same thing to multiple other people. But he told me that the DA wasn’t going to pursue any charges against her because they thought it would look bad and they didn’t want to set a precedent that might make real rape victims hesitate to come forward.

Over the last 2-3 months I’ve had to replace 5 car tires because I keep finding nails in them, none of my roommates have had any issues with their cars. So I’m probably going to invest in some sort of security camera system for my driveway.

The most fucked up part about that story (if true) is that the DA, which in this case would be Marian Ryan of Middlesex County, wasn’t pursuing charges against a woman who lied about being rape in order to get revenge on a guy who dumped her, because it would look bad. I certainly hope the Everett Police Department wouldn’t accept that for an answer, or else we have much bigger fish to fuck. Because people who lie about rape should be given twice the sentence that real rapists get. This bitch has NOTHING to lose by making up a lie that could send this guy to prison for 20 years. Former State Trooper Robert Sundberg is sitting in a prison cell for the next 10-15 years, despite ANY physical evidence against him, because his drunken state trooper ex-girlfriend made up a lie about being raped by him.

When you make up a lie about a rape, there’s a good chance the person you’re accusing can be convicted based entirely on your testimony. Especially if you can smear them as a drunk or a violent douchebag.

If you’re ever gonna be victimized by a pscyho like this guy was, document EVERYTHING like he did. Check this out, and listen to how nice and gentle he is while dealing with this woman who is trying to ruin his life:

This is what she does when she gets dumped. It’s a pattern. I don’t care if she’s mentally sick either. Clearly our state doesn’t give a fuck about that because we don’t force these people into loony bins. So long as that’s the case people like this should be treated as the criminals they are.

Then she threatened to have her Dad Bill involved too.

Then she pretended to be the Dad, and he fell for it initially.

As you can see, she’s threatening to make up lies about getting drugged with Liquid G and raped, unless he stays with her.

In a new twist she also pretended to be her ex-boyfriend.

And used her real phone.

Then he got the restraining order but she kept texting anyway, because apparently no one honors restraining orders anymore. This time she had bruised herself.

 

It is absolutely mind boggling that a woman like this can just walk the streets like nothing happened. Every guy she meets on Tinder is in danger of having fake rape charges made up against them.

Oh, and one of her other victims called the Plymouth Police on her after a series of threats and check out what she did to the cop.

TL;DR – she demanded that the cop investigating her contact the victim who called the cops on her, and when the cop didn’t she complained she was being harassed by the police, and threatened to have the cop’s badge. When that didn’t work she wisely told the cops that she would lie about being sexually assaulted if they didn’t call up the guy who dumped her and lie about her being pregnant. This went nowhere and she threatened to have the cop charged, then called him a fucking asshole and hung up.

I feel bad for her parents, but I think even they would agree that the best place for her right now is behind bars where she can finally get some help. Until then she’s a threat to every man she encounters.

 

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63 Comment(s)
  • Joa Orga
    December 19, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    Jess I am single. Lets go harass people at Home Depot sometime.

  • Kermit the Frog
    December 19, 2019 at 8:35 am

    To do list:
    – Cancel Tinder
    – Google nearest glory holes (much safer)
    – Make some tea

  • MESSAGE FOR JESS
    December 19, 2019 at 12:00 am

    Jessica, I’m here to give you some friendly advice. Not to hurt you.

    First off, this is the first time I’ve ever posted anything online… I don’t do social media of any kind, nor have I ever posted a comment here or anywhere else. But I feel compelled to now.

    Jessica dear, you absolutely HAVE to get yourself some mental help. I think you know that. We all know that every single word of these blogs about you are true. Turtleboy does not make up stories or publish falsity. Do you understand how much harm you can cause my making up false rape accusations? You can absolutely ruin these guys lives. Do you wanna be responsible for that? The internet is forever.

    Again Jessica, please seek help. And for God sake… stop going on Tinder. It’s not a dating site. It’s a site for people that just wanna skip the dating part and have sex. Period. That doesn’t sound like what you want. To be fucked and dumped. But that’s what Tinder is sweetheart. So why go there? It’s also very dangerous. It sounds like you were very lucky with the guys you met on Tinder… even though they didn’t wanna date you long term… seems like their messages to you were pretty kind. Even after you started to show them crazy and started threatening them. No one likes to be threatened Jess. And no one can be threatened into dating you.

    I myself, not so long ago, was a beautiful, single young girl. I never did anything like making up false rape accusations or fake pregnancies or stalked guys. I’m happily married now to a wonderful man and I’m in my late 30’s. However… when I was younger and dating… a few guys broke up with me. I was crushed. I was the type (like you) to fall in love easy and hard. And I’ll always regret… seriously regret… the fact that I chased them. Even after they broke my heart. I’d still call them… maybe a few times a week for a month or two after they dumped me. Jessica, like I said, I never ever did anything to harm a guy like you have… but still to this day (I’ve been happily married for 11 years now) there’s nothing in my life I regret more than chasing (even though it was just a few calls) the guys that dumped me. I just can’t believe how pathetic I was then. Jess, I’m guessing that you’re trying to date guys that are in their 20’s? Don’t do that unless you just want sex. And I think you want a real relationship. A man to love, care and look after you. 20-something boys aren’t ready for that. They wanna still run and play and be free. And there’s nothing wrong with that. You should be doing the same. Stop wasting your youth Jess. Because you’re gonna blink… and it’s over. After you seek the mental help and care you so very much need… date older guys. My husband is 10 years older than me and he’s absolutely perfect for me.

    The best thing you can do right now: #1- get the mental help you need. #2- apologize to everyone you’ve hurt. #3- change your name and haircut/hair color. If eventually you meet a man you love and he eventually discovers (which is likely because the internet is forever unfortunately) all of this… just be honest. Admit to all of it. No more lies Jess. The real Jessica is there… inside of you… the kind, honest Jessica. She just needs help to find her way back to you. There’s no shame in getting help Jess. The shame would be not getting help. Take this advice girl. PLEASE. And I wish you well. – Chris

    • Mr. Lahey
      December 19, 2019 at 8:43 pm

      She’s right. Google this girl and TBS blogs are the first things that comes up.

      This is one of the few, if any, constructive posts ever to appear on this blog.

      We all have youthful regrets. Most of us have learned from them and done the work to and turn things around. Hopefully JD will follow that road. There’s hope.

      Mental Illness is a sad thing.

      • MESSAGE FOR JESS
        December 20, 2019 at 4:00 am

        Thank you Mr. Lahey. I really appreciate that. Merry Christmas to you. – Chris (message for jess)

  • Full Metal Ratchet
    December 18, 2019 at 1:25 pm

    I tried to leave but the brown eye winked at me.

  • Full Metal Ratchet
    December 18, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    There is a rabbit boiling on someones stove as we speak.

  • Leonard Washington
    December 18, 2019 at 1:09 pm

    What sucks the most about this is that this chick is hawt. Beyond hawt, she’s crazy hawt. That means that there are probably men queuing up right now to get the same treatment the other victims got. Because the penis does not care about consequences. The penis only cares about hawt.

    • Hello
      December 18, 2019 at 3:26 pm

      Get your eyes checked, sir. That is all.

      • Leonardo Da Vinci's Unit
        December 19, 2019 at 8:24 pm

        Be honest, at least with yourself. If this tight little package approached you in a bar and offered you a night of wildness, we’d be hearing the sound of tires squealing as you drove her back to your place.

        Same goes for Maude. 99% of the guys who have bashed her on this site would take her home without hesitation.

  • Gully jimson
    December 18, 2019 at 11:33 am

    Wait a second this dumb broad actually went on this page and making comments it none of this is true wow that’s like level 10 …..

  • Full Metal Ratchet
    December 18, 2019 at 11:27 am

    3 ring anal circus…… Guaranteed

  • Dick LaBone
    December 18, 2019 at 11:11 am

    You know boys you can jack off for a lot less drama…

  • TRUTH TELLER
    December 18, 2019 at 10:09 am

    Imagine if the roles were reversed… and the guy was acting like this lying, stalking psychopathic, terrorizer. Would be ALL OVER mainstream media and his life would be ruined, the DA would immediately file charges and be the first one being interviewed by your local evening news Networks on how she had to put this lunatic away.
    But hey!!! That’s white male privilege for you. Not.

    • TRUTH TELLER
      December 18, 2019 at 10:22 am

      Like in a SMALL way I feel bad for the girl, ONLY because she clearly has mental / emotional problems. But people like the DA (and police seemingly in some instances) shouldn’t protect her. They should help her. They are doing her and society a disservice by not pursuing her mental issues.

    • The worst part of all
      December 18, 2019 at 11:03 am

      ^This!

      It seems so many young women are the fucking devil. I wonder statistically if there’s more psycho women like this compared to men. My heart weeps inwardly when I think of how courts and legal systems favor women over men when I see shit like this. And not to mention the waste of precious taxpayer money and resources wasted by sick pieces of shit like her.

  • E. Norma Stitz
    December 18, 2019 at 10:08 am

    This dude is waaaaaay too nice. Once he suspected crazy (which should have been instantly) this is how it should have gone.

    Jess: Yo. This is Jess….
    Guy: blocked

    • Boner Jones
      December 18, 2019 at 9:04 pm

      Exactly. Only would add one more step:

      Guy: Throws sim card in toilet

  • hmm
    December 18, 2019 at 8:08 am

    It’s like buying a vintage GTO for $1 but 3 people died in it and you can’t get rid of the smell. Without those texts he would be out on bail now or Locked up. The DA would have crucified him.

  • Jess DePatie, listen up:
    December 18, 2019 at 8:01 am

    “…the other guys who raped me…”

    RIGHT THERE, girl.

    If you had legitimately been raped (even once), wouldn’t that be enough to perhaps date more cautiously? I am pretty sure men are not on tinder looking for wives.

    I speak as a victim here when I tell you that you make me sick. You are more vile than most perpetrators. YOU ARE the reason most of us chose to remain silent. We don’t want to be associated with the likes of you. It’s been over ten years for me. You will not find me on social media or dating sites. Put your phone down, watch FATAL ATTRACTION. Because THAT is you. Get help. Check yourself in today.

    • Doubting Thomas
      December 18, 2019 at 8:06 am

      Most relationship rape is a myth of self importance.

    • She should get double punishment
      December 18, 2019 at 11:14 am

      Seriously. She should be sued and put in jail for this madness. The idea of giving liars double punishment for making up rape claims is spot on.

  • don
    December 18, 2019 at 8:00 am

    kind of reminds me of that chick amanda from west warwick that you did an article about. All fucked up in the head , but still doesnt shut her mouth.

  • Fuck this bitch crazy
    December 18, 2019 at 6:53 am

    That DA is no DA, she is an activist feminazi cunt who is just as fucked up in the head as this pig bitch is!
    I would not doubt for one moment that what that kid said about the cops telling him that she will not prosecute this bitch is untrue! Sadly she is not the only Da who does that shit. It’s sad but many da’ in this state do not prosecute woman like this. I’ve spoken with many men from various counties over the years who have gone through similar shit. The same old song and dance every damn time. They are more concerned with protecting vile woman than protecting men from said vile woman! Enough is enough with this shit already. Too many mens lives have been ruined because of false allegations! There needs to be an end to this madness! I’m sick of the excuse that it prevents real victims from coming forward. No it does not, a real victim will come forward no matter what! Seems like the Da does not want to lose her standing in the activist community and that’s that, plain and fucking simple. It’s time to bring both the da and this crazy bat into the light and expose them for what they are!
    This is why I tell men to go mgtow. The woman of today are not the woman of yesterday, they all have an agenda. That agenda is to use men for their resources and status and when they run the man dry its onto the next! Its seldom as a young man under the age of 30 that you find a normal woman! Do not date or stick your dick in liberal woman because this is the shit that happens! I am with a conservative woman and this shit never happens too me. Its because conservative woman have respect and morals and liberal woman do not. They are taught at a young age to hate men and here we are now..

    I suggest you share this article with the youtube mgtow community as they can reach a far higher number of people. Also send this to terrance popp and to mrctv! let’s make sure this crazy bat is known by the world, so she can not put a nother man through this hell. Let’s also make sure she never gets a job work with or working around men. Shes obviously one no text message away from a metro case!

  • JD, you are nothing
    December 18, 2019 at 6:42 am

    Unfortunately there are plenty more sluts just like this one out there.

    Guys: take the advice of other comments here:

    Burner phone
    Fake name
    Double condom

    Meanwhile trust Jess will pull this shit with someone who has nothing to lose. There will be and end to her reign of terror.

    • Hart Ford
      December 18, 2019 at 7:17 am

      Better solution: rent don’t buy. Find a good escort agency. Remember what Charlie Sheen said on the stand in the Heidi Fleiss trial, “I don’t pay them to come, I pay them to leave”.

  • JD
    December 18, 2019 at 5:47 am

    Just got off the phone with plymouth pd. The report was never made and is false. I was contacted by a plymouth cop the night of the incident but I informed him that I was with cambridge PD pressing charges on Jack for assault and they never called me again. So not sure how you are all talking to and quoting officers but they all say they haven’t spoken to turtleboy or given any information about me.

    If you want the officers names I’ve spoken to, I have all of that information and would be happy to supply actual real evidence that this article is bullshit.

    The restraining order was dropped against the first guy who sexually assaulted me. The judge: “sir you haven’t met the requirements for a restraining order and you cant get one because she said you raped her”. And that’s on the record…

    This is ridiculous and public defamation over evidence that is just plain trash and made up.

    • Swipe Left
      December 18, 2019 at 6:03 am

      Get the fuck off Tinder you cock sucking physco. You are a rich fucking Bitch and we know where your family lives.
      8 Jackson rd
      Holliston ma.
      (Thank you Google)

    • Been there
      December 18, 2019 at 6:25 am

      Dear JD-PLEASE GET IN TOUCH WITH ABBEY AND FOLLOW HER INSTRUCTIONS TO HAVE THIS DISGUSTING BLOG REMOVED!! Do NOT correspond with ANYONE ELSE! Trust and believe, Abbey Is the ONLY employee who will be gracious enough to assist you. Those assholes at Turtleboy wrote blog about her and her nearly ruined her instagram modeling career.
      ABBEY HOROWITZ is her name but they (TB) dehumanize her by calling her “Desk girl”
      Best of Luck and remember Only GOD an judge ❤️

      • JD
        December 18, 2019 at 6:32 am

        You are an angel. Thank you so much.

        Also that’s not my address I do not live in holliston I’m obviously living in cambridge and have no association with holliston.

        • Dana
          December 18, 2019 at 8:23 am

          JD you’re just misunderstood and commenting on here has really helped clear things up by telling your side of the story.

          You’re beautiful and smart, forget men for a while and run for office like AOC did. More people need to hear the truth and your truth. I encourage you to be more political and public with the story of your life’s journey.

          • a
            December 18, 2019 at 10:47 am

            ^^Yes!! This!

            Thanks for all of the clarification, Jess. I’m so glad you commented You’re awesome. Fight the good fight! Start a movement.

        • Fuck this crazy bitch. no not literally unless you want to be #metoo victim
          December 18, 2019 at 10:05 am

          You live in cambridge, tells me everything I need to know about you with out telling me anything else about you! Cambridge = the wacked out liberal cunt capital of Massachusetts! I can not wait till you fuck with the wrong dude and his mother, sister, cousin or friend that is a woman beats the ever loving shit out of you! You’re a vile peice of trash and I wish you nothing but the worst in life! When you’re 30 and still single with no career or home and your only friend is a cat and you’re crying about where all the good men went. Remember this, you scared away all the good men with false rape accusations! For this reason you will always be single and lonely and your only friends will be your cat your head meds and a box of franzia!

          P.s. you’re ugly and I’m glad my friend never met you when your were on pof. I remember that conversation and you did not go from 0 to 60 in one minute, you went from 0 to100 in under 3 seconds! You crazy wacked out mental case. I am so glad he did not meet you or he would have been another victim of you false rape allegations! Thankfully after his encounter with you he met a wonderful woman and got off of internet dating. Though I wish he had saved that conversation to show the world even more crazy!

  • Full Metal Ratchet
    December 18, 2019 at 5:23 am

    10 minute major.Game misconduct.

  • JD
    December 18, 2019 at 4:42 am

    Also if I was saying every guy raped me, I would have accused my other ex of raping me too. And there would be more messages. But there aren’t because he didnt rape me, those two guys did.

    And, I reached out to both of them to discuss what happened and had no intention of pressing charges on them until they wouldn’t respect me enough to call. I’m not pressing charges on my other ex because I don’t want to because I care about him. These guys pushed me to having to report these incidents to the police.

    My identity has been disclosed in 3 separate assault incidents where it was supposed to remain confidential due to the nature and severity of the cases. My life has been threatened on multiple occasions so far. I am being stalked by an angry follower. Are you all happy now.

    • Dick Scratcher
      December 18, 2019 at 7:07 am

      Just fuck off, you looney tune!!

    • Dick Scratcher
      December 18, 2019 at 7:11 am

      Your life has not been threatened you lying bitch.

      All the threats are coming from you. Seek help and fuck the fuck off.

      DS

  • JD
    December 18, 2019 at 4:23 am

    Both of my rapists have been called out and given their opportunity to lie about what happened. The DA didnt press charges because I was assaulted. I had a PTSD episode and was having flashbacks and shaking and could not give consent and did not want to.

    The police report is ridiculous. I wasn’t emotionally volatile. I called him an asshole because he wouldn’t call and relay the seriousness of the situation. I never said I would pretend he raped me. I said I would have to report it if the matter wasnt discussed with me and resolved.

    Is it hard to believe that two guys can do something that bad to a girl because it happened. I like to give people chances that shouldnt and I’ve obviously selected two men that I should have just stayed clear of in the first place.

    I also have not been to everett since the incident and therefore it is not me that is leaving nails in the tire, I suggest a security system to find out who is actually putting nails in your tire before making accusations.

    Stop texting me, I dont want to talk to any of you. Everything is false and the trial will show that when the verdict is reached.

    As someone who suffers from PTSD and has been through enough, leave me the fuck alone. If you haven’t been through it, you’ll never understand and have no authority to judge any of my actions.

    • Dick Scratcher
      December 18, 2019 at 7:05 am

      Here’s a thought, Jess.

      Go and get some serious psychological help. You’re clearly an unbalanced, pathological liar with serious obsessive personality disorders.

      Or as those of us in the medical profession would say “You are one loony fucking cunt”

      Now, off you fuck, you poisonous cock-gobbler.

      Dr Dick Scratcher OBGYN

    • An Actual Victim
      December 18, 2019 at 9:14 am

      Jess go fuck yourself! You’re ruining other people’s lives with your bullshit. As somebody that’s been actually raped, this is completely insulting to those who have actually dealt with this. Go check yourself into a mental hospital, and confess to people you lied! It’s because of people like you why people don’t believe the victims. Also where the fuck are your parents?!?! How could they let their mentally unstable daughter do this to innocent people?

  • JD
    December 18, 2019 at 3:40 am

    Take the article down. This is harassment. None of this is true. Leave me the fuck alone now. You made your point–white males accused of rape get anything they want and police protection.

    • Dick Scratcher
      December 18, 2019 at 7:14 am

      No. Now fuck off.

  • Gr8
    December 18, 2019 at 3:34 am

    victims of Jessica should contact the news media, attorney general and the state police. this girl needs to be stopped before she ruins more people’s lives. and that DA needs to be voted out of office. also people need to demand she be charged. i don’t live in mass thank god.

  • Finn
    December 17, 2019 at 11:52 pm

    Jess *will* ruin some guy’s career, business and/or put him in jail because of DAs like Marian Ryan. It sounds like Marian has much more of an agenda regarding men than she does with women committing false reports (crime) that could destroy someone.

    He should have never unblocked her number (still not his fault though).

    Get Fucked (jess),
    Finn

  • NUDNIK
    December 17, 2019 at 10:00 pm

    Thank god the victim has insight to screenshot everything and call an ambulance when she was threatening her own life. People like Jess commit their entire life’s purpose to destroying that of others. At least maniacs like her help contribute to the dissipation of bullshit like TITLE IX

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 17, 2019 at 8:29 pm

    Those are the type of whores who you just need to abuse physically and mentally bad enough where they never bother with any of this crazy whore shit

  • Piece and Glove
    December 17, 2019 at 8:27 pm

    The problem , and I speak from experience here, is not fucking a crazy chick but stopping fucking a crazy chick. I did that.
    A short time roommate situation in San Francisco. I got rousted out of my room at 1AM by her daughters boyfriend and his boyos. And they held a knife to this white motherfuckers neck and made me apologize for raping her, the lie she told because I didn’t want anymore to do with a crazy chick.
    The kind that seems perfectly normal until you are in her bedroom and the lights go down, the clothes go off and she gets this very strange crazy ass bitch look and the vibes turn totally fucking weird. She was the only chick that I as a dude ever faked an orgasm with and I ripped that Trojan off and flushed it before she could check.
    But she knew, yea… she knew…

  • Bird for 3
    December 17, 2019 at 7:39 pm

    “SURPRISE! IT’S TWINS MOTHERFUCKER!” , after she sees this. Stay clear of the clock tower everybody.

  • Danny glover
    December 17, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    I wonder if there are guys actually in jail right now because of her ? I’m sure it’s being researched …

  • Gone Girl
    December 17, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    #metoo #believeher Yup the feminists would have you believe this lunatic unconditionally!!

  • Dark Truth
    December 17, 2019 at 5:46 pm

    The BPD is strong.with this one.

  • AngryWhiteDad
    December 17, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    Mmm mmm mmm Daddy likes.

    Sure, she’s a 7 and psychopathic. However, if she comes across my tinder swiping, I am definitely Super Liking her.

    Makes no mistake, the best pussy is crazy pussy. Ask anyone that’s banged a crazy bitch. Beyond that, having a girl be that interested in my attention would be very difficult to refuse. I’m only a man after all.

    She gets props for keeping that pussy only open to Aryan men, too. You think she’s into Tina? That would be a pretty awesome 48 hours IMO.

    What’s her number, TB? I’ll go under cover for a story for you.

    • Bird for 3
      December 17, 2019 at 7:44 pm

      I’m fucking choking laughing right now. But seriously buddy, you gotta put a dent in that.

    • Hunter S Biden
      December 17, 2019 at 10:30 pm

      Fuckin Brilliant, she definitely gives up the balloon knot

  • The angry taint
    December 17, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    This poor kid is ruing the day he decided to hook up with this whack job

  • Debbie McCallister
    December 17, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    I’m sorry but fuck this girls parents! Why aren’t they doing anything about her ruining other people’s lives?! It’s more bullshit someone’s behind bars because of this cunt. Also Tinder needs to ban her permanently as well. I hope her victim that’s in jail can either sue her/her family and/or the state.

  • Who Flung Cum
    December 17, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    She should monetize this. You know those guys who you can pay to shoot you for a cool scar?

    OMG, would.

  • ShamWOW
    December 17, 2019 at 4:19 pm

    Reading that shit was like a Vulcan mind meld. I am 16 IQ points dumber now.

  • Billy Clit On
    December 17, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    Let the poop chute Olympics begin at Epstrin Island

  • Judge dread
    December 17, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    Three words

    Crystal meth psychosis

  • Dees nutz
    December 17, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    Would, She would do the nastiest things your mind could imagine… that would be fun! Just use a burner, her place only, and a Pseudonym.

    • Mr. Bubba
      December 17, 2019 at 7:53 pm

      Otherwise known as the basic rules of tinder!

      • Did U just look at her?!! I'll get you... Run
        December 18, 2019 at 7:42 am

        Honestly guys this is every woman, most can only turn this female insanity up to a 3 or 5 but her female insanity volume goes up to a 9 there are some that go up to a 10 or 11 and will bruise and cut themselves with glee to create the evidence.

        Bipolar, borderline, schizo, whatever she has there is no cure. The problem is she is young and hot and we all want to fuck her and if she wasn’t so extremely irrational we would gladly hang around to keep fucking her. Move in with her, keep her happy, get married whatever she would have exactly what she thinks she wants. Fuck even the female DA is afraid of the female insanity complex and you know a female DA is probably an undocumented psychopath underneath.

        This is a cautionary tale

        1 Hot single woman who can’t find love
        2 No ex insight begging to come back
        3 Story after story of all her horrible ex’s

        How many men languish in custody or are now registered sex offenders due to this one crazy as fuck hot woman? Men are physically abusive and women are psychologically abusive and their abuse leaves no evidence.

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