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Holyoke City Councilor Whining About Mayor’s Joke Cuz Her Dad Was Mailed Naked Pics Of Her From A Drone, Except It’s Really Amateur Porn And It’s Also Not Her

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A couple months ago we shared this story with you, about a Holyoke City Councilor whose hot dog stand/restaurant was being harassed by sexually suggestive Facebook pictures of hot dogs. The woman who owns the store (Nick’s Nest) is City Councilor Jennifer Chateauneuf. The guy who was posting stuff on her page is a local “artist” named James Bickford. Here’s some of the stuff he put on Nick’s Nest’s Facebook page, using his nom de plume, “Pronoblem Francis Baalberith”:

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We sided with the artist then and we side with him now. It’s a Facebook page and you’re a public official. You don’t get to hide from the Internet. Don’t like what someone is posting on your business Facebook page? Block them. Don’t do this though:

“He’s claiming it’s his First Amendment right, what rights does my wife have? What rights do we have of privacy? What rights do we have of someone continuously harassing you? When does that harassment end, when does it stop?”

Answer – you have no rights to privacy on Facebook. It’s not harassment when someone posts pictures on your open Facebook page. Welcome to big boy world Jennifer.

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Anyway, this woman is back in the news. Check out this article from Masslive:

Photos of a naked woman in a shower that City Councilor Jennifer E. Chateauneuf said on Facebook were mailed to her father and a remark made by Mayor Alex B. Morse at a chamber of commerce breakfast are ratcheting up tensions here in a six-month-old controversy.

In a March 16 Facebook post, Chateauneuf said her father opened a piece of mail in December to find two black-and-white photos showing her, naked, emerging from the shower in her home.

“Yes my shower, fully naked, in my own home,” she wrote.

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Appearing under one of the pictures was the phrase “The Voting Booth,” she wrote, adding that police believed the person who took the photographs used a drone.

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First of all, definitely not a fan of this Mayor Morse guy. We got a blog coming on him later. But he’s not in the wrong here in the least bit. The joke he made about her was the following:

“One councilor not here today is Jennifer Chateauneuf. I was going to make a joke about her, but I don’t want her to take me to court for harassment. God forbid someone say anything negative about an elected official (or hotdogs for that matter) on social media.”

This was her response from the Facebook post:

“The fact that the mayor had the gall to use the chamber breakfast this morning, a room full of my business peers, to poke ‘fun’ at my situation is just not something I can stay silent about.”

Newsflash Jennifer – he’s not making fun of you because your father got mailed some naked pictures, alleging to be you in the shower. He’s making fun of you because you sue people who post pictures of sexually suggestive hot dogs on your hot dog business Facebook page.

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Oh yea, and busting people’s balls is what politicians do at these St. Patrick’s Day roasts. If you can’t handle that then you shouldn’t be in politics. This is just more PC whining about safe spaces and hurt feelings.

Most importantly, she’s lying about what the police said. In her Facebook post you can see that she claims that the police were the ones who reached the conclusion that a drone took the naked pictures of her in the shower. But OBVIOUSLY that didn’t happen. No one is sending out drones to take naked pictures of some City Councilor of zero significance in a dump town of 40,000 people. Obviously.

But wait, it gets better. Not only were the pictures from a porn site, but the police never said anything about a drone – her husband did:

Meantime, a police report by two city detectives who visited Chateauneuf’s home in December shows police determined the photographs allegedly mailed to her father were printed from an amateur pornography website – and that the photographs did not appear to have been taken at Chateauneuf’s home.

The bathroom in the photos has a shower door, detectives noted, while the Chateauneufs’ has a shower curtain. The layout of the interior in the photos is inconsistent with that of the Chateauneufs’ home. And it was not police but Chateauneuf’s husband who suggested the photos were taken via a drone, the police report said.

LOL. Oops!!! I’ll tell you who the real loser in this whole situation is – Grandpa. Poor Gramps is sitting at home minding his own business and the next thing you know he’s getting dragged into his attention-seeking daughter’s latest melodrama.

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Anyway, obviously this woman just LOVES to be the center of attention. It’s the reason she runs to the press and whines every time she thinks someone is being mean to her. Because if she had just taken one second to look at the pictures she would’ve instantly realized that her bathroom has a shower curtain, not a shower door. Of course I’m sure she did notice this but she couldn’t resist the spotlight and had to find a way to make herself a victim anyway.

So how does she explain the fact that the naked pictures she is freaking out about aren’t even her?

Asked to address the apparent discrepancies between details included in her March 16 Facebook post and the detectives’ findings, Chateauneuf said she is the woman in the photographs and that even being asked such questions was humiliating. “I find it appalling that the paper, and the mayor, are creating an atmosphere where I am being blamed and being pushed to defend myself,” Chateauneuf said

HAHAHHAHA. How dare you ask me these really good and relevant questions!!! I’m the victim here, don’t forget that!! I am ALWAYS the victim, and anyone who questions that is victimizing me some more!! Someone get me a Holyoke safe space!!!

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She’s also mad that we’re not focusing on the REAL issue here – funny jokes at St. Patrick’s Day roasts:

“And now here we are with a series of questions aimed at me and no mention of the mayor’s humiliation of me,” she said.

LOL. “Humiliation.” No Jennifer, what he did wasn’t humiliating. What YOU are doing yourself is humiliating. Just please, stop. Step away from the Internet because clearly you are not ready for it.

Most importantly, this lady needs to calm down, because she’s really not nearly as important as she thinks she is. Hey lady, you’re a City Councilor in one of the dumpiest cities in Massachusetts.

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Your city itself is shaped like a penis that’s having sex with Northampton

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It’s a quarter of the size of Worcester, and the only reason to ever go there is because you have a mall. No one would even notice or care about postings on your hot dog page, or jokes made at the the St. Patrick’s Day roast, unless you made a federal case out of it. Which you did. Clearly you think that you are some sort of queen because you get to march in the parade every year with your sash:

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But you’re really just not that important. So please, stop whining and stay off of Facebook. Or keep doing what you’re doing because you’re giving us plenty to write about.

 

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21 Comment(s)
  • FiestyLawyerLady
    April 4, 2016 at 8:44 pm

    You’re an Idiot… I find free time when my child isn’t around, napping, or in bed for the night I do as I please. Don’t judge me, I’m a mom… When I have free time there are not many exciting things to do because I’m responsible. Anywhooooo I just read him a few of my posts and some of yours. We had a few chuckles at your expense, thanks. Goodbye!

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    April 4, 2016 at 8:14 pm

    Jay, sorry to disappoint you. I am pretty creative though. I can give you some ideas! Bend your tiny penis backwards (don’t worry about your balls they are probably way up high in your abdomen) and stick it in your bum. Let me know how it works out!

  • juror seven
    April 4, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    Because of all the dikes!!

  • Fred
    April 4, 2016 at 7:42 pm

    Commie Country.

  • Del Griffith
    April 4, 2016 at 6:22 pm

    1. Someone get me a Holyoke safe space!!! – Reply, there aren’t any

    2. Sex in Northampton most often would NOT include penises. Just sayin’ – Reply, reminds me of the old joke… “Why aren’t there any floods in Northhampton”? … fill in the punchline yourselves

  • Fatfingr Lou
    April 4, 2016 at 6:15 pm

    Holyoke: The Dirty Member of the CT Valley

  • Linda-Linda-Linda
    April 4, 2016 at 3:52 pm

    Sex in Northampton most often would NOT include penises. Just sayin’

    • Harvey Flanagan
      April 4, 2016 at 6:16 pm

      It does when I visit Northampton! Hiyoooooooooo!!

  • WormtownorBust
    April 4, 2016 at 3:47 pm

    No one would go through all the trouble to use a drone to get naked pictures of this chick.

  • Reddog
    April 4, 2016 at 3:46 pm

    Hmmm. Can’t wait to hear what fiestylawyerlady has to say about this. She was on a tear this weekend. Kinda turned me on.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 4, 2016 at 6:14 pm

      Lmao! Glad other people here have my sense of humor! Isn’t it weird though that I…. ME…. having NOTHING creative to say about a post which includes naked pictures and hotdogs? I guess that’s my cutoff line.

      Seriously though, I knew the drone for naked pictures were bullshit once I looked at her. Speaking of pictures, I asked “You’re an Idiot” for one and she declined… Guess I need to step my game up!

      • You're an idiot
        April 4, 2016 at 6:41 pm

        Lol!! The game is rigged. That makes it no fun. I have never been one to go on and on about how beautiful I am or how I like to give other womans husbands boners. You can be anyone on here sister. Balance your confidence with modesty. It’s far more attractive than narcissism. I think the husbands of every woman I know should line you up against the wall and run a train on you if thats who you are. I would rather tell you I weigh about 320 with hairy armpits and an earth muff to rival a grizzley, and I STILL wouldn’t take you’re sloppy seconds!

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          April 4, 2016 at 6:58 pm

          Holy shit you fall for a trap quicker than a worcester rat.

          If you are taking me this seriously, you really lack a sense of humor!! Calm down, I’m no whore I just wanted to see what you look like. I guess it helps me understand why you aren’t getting laid.

          You come up with some pretty sick scenarios though, ball gags, latex suits, trains… Jesus, I’m pretty sure you have been DPed once or twice in your life! How GAPING is it?? Please tell me. I’m dying to know if it’s big enough for one dick or a wine bottle (bottom side first)… haha… Curiosity killed the cat!

          You know what’s insane? Men can talk about things like this and it’s okay. If a woman does it. She’s labeled, pretty sad.

          I only said I would probably give your husband a massive boner because you accused me of being 300 lbs. I’m not saying I’m “all that” and his dick would get hard. I’m saying it would get hard because the ONLY time he probably has a boner in the house is right before his morning piss. Then it’s flaccid and begging for attention.

          Go do your job and stop worrying about me. My husband is sitting next to me laughing because he gets it… whiles yours is probably at work woth multiple porn tabs open waiting for everyone to leave so he can bang one out before he comes home to you.

          • Jay
            April 4, 2016 at 7:49 pm

            “I’m no whore”
            Darn

          • You're an idiot
            April 4, 2016 at 8:15 pm

            Can you find material other than “you can’t give your husband a boner”? My husband gets a boner smelling my farts. I don’t think you’re a whore and mayyybe I crossed the line last time. Anyhow, I’m fully aware you baited me. For a woman who “doesn’t have time to poop in peace” your two cents is everywhere. I haven’t spent this much time on the internet in ages and the thought of you and your husband high fiving each others dorky comments is really cute an all, but kinda lame.. No more baiting me Fiesty or Fiesta or Feisty, or cock gobbler, or sausage wallet… Whoever you are. No matter how much you miss me! I’m settling in with some wine and my husbands waiting for his dutch oven. Peace! xxoo

  • Send help
    April 4, 2016 at 3:04 pm

    “Your city itself is shaped like a penis that’s having sex with Northampton”
    Oh lord I’m dying

    • harebeau
      April 4, 2016 at 5:32 pm

      Not that Northampton is interested in the least.

      • Alexander Knight
        April 5, 2016 at 11:10 am

        HAHAHAHAHAHA I’m in fucking tears

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 4, 2016 at 6:22 pm

      That penis has some really mangled balls.

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      April 5, 2016 at 6:42 pm

      Looks more like a hand giving a one finger salute. Which is what this twatwaffle is doing to common sense every time she opens her mouth.

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