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Holyoke Honey Walnut Wisely Announces How She Is Defrauding Masshealth On Facebook

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Pro tip for ratchets – if you plan on abusing Masshealth and defrauding the taxpayers, make sure you don’t post about it publicly on Facebook:

This could be a new addition to the blog. We already have Food Stamp Fridays, but we could do Masshealth Mondays as well.

Lives in Holyoke, from Springfield, and dates guys who wear flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats. There was a 99.9% chance she was abusing the system. We just weren’t sure how until she publicly broadcast it for the world to see.

Ask any nurse, they see this shit multiple times a day. Meanwhile every time I go to the dentist it costs an arm and a leg now, because someone has to pay for these people abusing the system.

But please, tell me more about how this never happens. I hardly ever see it.

18 Comment(s)
  • MCG’s smoke detector batteries
    October 26, 2018 at 8:52 am

    The boyfriend appears to be a New England Patriots fan as well.

    I’ll bet her next root canal that he couldn’t name a single offensive lineman, if put on the spot

  • ThisIsMySarcasticTone
    October 25, 2018 at 9:13 pm

    The fact you think the reason you pay so much at the Dr. is anyone’s fault but the CEO and his team of fuck goofs of your insurance company shows how little you actually care to educate yourselves.

  • Deflateddoritodinks
    October 25, 2018 at 8:06 pm

    Springfield,Holyoke,Mass Health looks like she hitting for the cycle there.

  • jamalshacoggi's severed cock
    October 25, 2018 at 6:47 pm

    filthy fucking slutpig, i’ll get the whore’s cell # and post it

  • Guy Randall
    October 25, 2018 at 6:44 pm

    You just know that her boyfriend has sampled a cock between his lips right after it just came out of his girlfriends cunt lips.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 25, 2018 at 4:43 pm

    Can someone rat this girl out to MassHealth?

  • Frank Rizzo
    October 25, 2018 at 4:40 pm

    you know this cunt spits in peoples food at olive garden if someone looks at her the wrong way. buncha fukkin pukes

  • marilu
    October 25, 2018 at 3:31 pm

    Holyoke is the devil’s playground. This is all you see amongst other awful things

  • TJB
    October 25, 2018 at 1:50 pm

    I actually feel bad for the White people in lawrence. This whole columbia gas thing has every cockroach claiming that they lived in the apartment with marisol and diego. These roaches are all going to get a huge undeserved settlement, thanks to the joo lawyers who set up shop the day after, complete with interpeters. Grandma was in PR at the time….no, she was living with us. Uncle jose was in the DR ….no he lives in our basement. The car theft capital of the country has now become the Fire victim capital. Renters become owners, new honda civics for everyone. Spictacular.

    • YouKnowHeIsRight
      October 25, 2018 at 4:20 pm

      LOL… 1987. My dad had just bought an Oldsmobile Cutlass 442. I was psyched because I’d just got my license. 3-days old and it gets stolen from our driveway off Burncoat Street.

      Found in Lawrence 2-days later. It had no gas left and they just left it there. T-tops. Gone. Radio. Gone. Wheels and tires switched to some old junky rims and bald tires.


  • Pissed off
    October 25, 2018 at 12:50 pm

    Cunt has already cleaned up her facebook page. Go to hell ugly bitch. Sick of you leaches.

  • WeAreFucked
    October 25, 2018 at 12:37 pm

    Let’s tell Olive Garden and Friendly’s that their employee cheats the system. That’s not a good look for anyone representing the company image.

    “Krystal.” The name right there says “Ratchet.” That being said… I would.

    I just had a root canal. $328 out-of-pocket. You know what Krystal… I can afford it. You’re a douche and your girlfriend looks like Steve Urkel.

  • Nathan Forrest
    October 25, 2018 at 12:37 pm

    Spics gonna spic. Since coons and spics create so many problems, there should be a quota of them per state so that the whole union can share equal parts of the crime, urban blight and pollution, drain on resources and lowered property value and school performance. We’ve reached our quota. Send those assholes to fucking Vermont.

    Don’t like that, spics and coons? Straighten up your fucking act, stop the thug life shit, stop having kids you can’t afford, and generally give a fuck about other people besides yourselves. If it weren’t for you, the news every night would be sports, natural disasters, parades and cats stuck in trees.

    Not only are you the reason why there’s a second amendment in the first place, your politicians only give a fuck about minorities, and fuck everyone else. Tito Jackson wants to pay black people to not commit crimes, and Byron Rushing is blocking the Distracted Driving Bill because he says too many black and Hispanic people will get pulled over because they apparently have to break the law by texting while driving so people can get run over when Yasiel didn’t see the red light since he was busy texting Yanairis about going to the club tonight. Fucking assholes.

    All this, and they make cops’ lives miserable for enforcing the law. That little cocksucker L’il C-Note was selling CDs at a mall, was told to stop twice, then his chickenhead aunt attacks an officer when he rightfully tells the kid he will go to juvie for resisting and non-compliance, then the officer gets death threats. All of your problems are because you’re assholes to cops. You fucking know it, every other race knows it, and the cops know it, but you still play your fucking ghetto games because you think you’re fucking hardasses. Parasitic scum.

    You’re a fucking plague. Fuck off and get out of our society so we can live in peace. You’re useless and are way more problems than you’re worth.

    • YouKnowHeIsRight
      October 25, 2018 at 12:43 pm

      Clive? Clive McFarlane? Is that really you?

    • Bluto
      October 25, 2018 at 1:45 pm

      Even though that was insanely racist, I can’t find anything to say against it. He’s correct. Seriously, PAY people to not commit crimes? Anti-texting laws are not fair to minorities? What the hell is going on?

    • Burlando Castile
      October 25, 2018 at 2:27 pm

      There are a very healthy number of minorities who are hardworking and educated and not ratchets, but the fair blame belongs at the feet of those who allowed this. The INA, the Amnesty of illegals of the 1980s, the development of Welfare, etc. If legislators had instituted limits on all of these, then you’d have a better control.

    • Sheldon Whitehouse
      October 25, 2018 at 8:18 pm

      Just send all the mud sharks to Rhode Island. Nobody would even notice.

  • Section 8 Neughbirs Suck
    October 25, 2018 at 12:13 pm

    Another quality chick her boo seems like a quality guy too. When did become ok to be garbage?

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