This picture is everything.
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A few months ago we wrote this article, about the oldest looking 28 year old ever from Holyoke, who was arrested for selling heroin and looks like someone took an etch-a-sketch to his face:
Seems like a nice guy. I’m sure all that jewelry he’s wearing was purchased with reported and taxed income that he acquired in legal business deals. Just as I’m sure that he’s putting three fingers up because the Warriors blew a 3-1 series lead. I’m sure none of this has to do with gang affiliation whatsoever. Definitely.
Well a turtle rider sent us a picture this morning. Take a look at it and see if you recognize anyone in the photo:
It’s just such a perfect picture that describes what Alex Morse is really all about. First of all, can we talk about the shoes? Fresh Jordans as far as the eye can see, and Morsey is rocking the loafers. Priceless.
You think Alex Morse is gonna direct the police to get tough on drug dealers and gang bangers? Nah. That’s racist. Plus, it would be showing support for the police, which is racist in and of itself. You can’t climb in the Massachusetts Statehouse if you’re on the record supporting “get tough on crime” policies when it comes to drug dealers.
Because the fact of the matter is that politicians like Alex Morse are not interested in reducing crime or taking violent offenders off the streets. It’s not a priority of their’s. The most important thing Alex Morse can do as Mayor of a dumpy city like Holyoke, is to hold rallies against hate speech. Everything else is secondary. This is followed in importance by boycotting states that won’t allow men in the girl’s locker room at the YMCA.
The best part about this picture is it was taken during a “get out the vote” door to door registration campaign. This is who Alex Morse is counting on as part of his voting base. Known drug dealers.
It’s just a classic SJW diversity photo op, and there was no way in hell he was turning it down. Because people like Alex Morse so desperately want to show people who don’t look like them that they’re one of the good guys, that they will inadvertently pose for a picture with drug dealers. But making sure a much needed fire engine is readily available in a city full of old and crumbling residential buildings?
Nah. That’s not nearly as important as the obligatory diversity photo op.
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