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Holyoke Mayor Bans Travel To North Carolina Because Little Girls Should Have To Look At Dong In The Locker Room

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So the state of North Carolina recently passed a bill that requires transgender people to use the bathroom that corresponds with the sexual organs in their underpants. Barbaric, I know. However, this common sense law which is forcing people with penises to use urinals is causing all sorts of problems with the PC patrol.

I just don’t understand how anyone can have a problem with this. If you’re a girl, and you have a va-jay-jay, you shouldn’t have to change in front of and look at someone else who has a ding-dong. That’s just common sense.

Here’s my question – why are we even having unisex bathrooms and locker rooms then? Because the whole purpose of having separate locker rooms revolves around the concept that boys can look at other boy’s parts, but they shouldn’t be looking at girl’s parts. I remember the first time I went into the YMCA men’s locker room. Holy shit, there was dong EVERYWHERE. Because old men at the YMCA spend hours upon hours at a time standing around naked and talking about politics.

At first I was like, “that’s nasty,” because I was just a boy. But then it was explained to me “we’re all guys here” so it was cool that we could look at each other naked. Ya know, because we’ve all got one of those things. But our naked bodies would NOT be appropriate to showcase in front of women we don’t know, because it could make them feel uncomfortable, and vice versa.

And I know the PC loonies will tell you that gender and sex are not the same thing. But even if we concede that, locker rooms and bathrooms are segregated by SEX, not by gender. You can think you’re a girl all you want to. You can call yourself Mary and you can wear dresses and all that stuff. But you’re never gonna need to change your tampon, you’re never gonna have to worry about getting pregnant, you’re never gonna be able to have a relationship with a heterosexual boy, and you possess the ability to pee standing up. You’re not really a chick where it counts.

Anyway, check out what Holyoke Mayor Alex Morse, a ride or die social justice warrior, is doing about this:

Mayor Alex B. Morse issued an executive order Thursday prohibiting the use of city funds for travel by municipal employees on city business to North Carolina because that state passed a law nullifying local ordinances that had protected gay and transgender people.

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“North Carolina’s (law) is inconsistent with the work and values of my administration to promote equity, to end discrimination, to eliminate institutional racism and to advance social justice for the people of Holyoke.”

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HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!! Oh snap!!! Watch out North Carolina, Alex Morse has cut off all the Fung Wa bus trips from Holyoke to North Carolina. How will your economy ever survive?

Worcester did this a couple years ago when the City Council unsuccessfully voted to stop commerce with the state of Arizona because they didn’t approve of their immigration law. As if anyone in Arizona gave a shit.

I’ll tell you one thing. If I live in Holyoke and have outstanding warrants, like many do in Holyoke, then I’m moving down to North Carolina. Because you know the Holyoke Police won’t come looking for you. They’re not allowed to.

Newsflash – no one in North Carolina gives a shit about Holyoke. It’s a state with something like, 8-9 million people. Holyoke is a city of 40,000. No one in NC has ever heard of Holyoke, and thus they will have no idea that you are boycotting them. This is the most meaningless thing that has ever happened. Ever.

Here’s an idea, instead of meaningless boycotts, why don’t you do something to fix up your shitstain of a city? Because this is what people see when they go to Holyoke:






How will North Carolina ever survive after being cut off from that splendor?

Check out the support he’s getting from the progressive patrol on his Facebook page:

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Do these people love anything more than patting themselves on the back for doing nothing? I mean, look at those comments, lol. They really think they matter. They really think they’re making a difference. They truly believe that this is gonna force NC to reconsider this common sense dong law.

Anyway, when Turtleboy Jr. was born they wrote “boy” on his birth certificate. But according to the theory of “transgenderism” this was inappropriate microaggression, wasn’t it? I mean, if the whole theory is that you are born with biological parts, but this does not define your gender, then why the hell are we putting gender on birth certificates? It’s really up to the individual to inform everyone else of what gender they are. We should have national gender declaration day when you turn 7. That’s the only civilized way to settle this.

People tell us that Turtleboy Jr. is a cute little boy. But I always correct them now, because Turtleboy Jr. hasn’t told us yet if he is a boy or a girl. We don’t know. Sure, I see the frank and beans during tubby time, but that doesn’t really mean anything in 2016. And if you disagree with that then you’re a bigot and Holyoke isn’t gonna do business with you anywhere. Do what we say or fuck off. That’s the progressive way!!!


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47 Comment(s)
  • Publius
    April 6, 2016 at 10:32 pm

    Why is it always that shithole cities are run by “progressives” ? Worcester was a pretty decent place until “ptogressives” took over, Holyoke as well.

  • Del Griffith
    April 6, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    *I’m going to self identify as a dog and shit and piss wherever I want. Yoga lessons to show everyone I can lick my balls.

    I’m pretty sure that’s perfectly legal in NYC now.

    Just visited NC last month, some of the friendliest and kindest people I’ve ever met. Not many miserable, fascist lib-tards looking to ruin everyone’s day by demanding we accept, love and promote their asinine ideals. NC has just made my list of top places to retire.

  • Paula
    April 6, 2016 at 2:13 pm

    Having just come back from N.C. and walking into a WOMEN’s room were there were urinals (open for full view) and doored toilets for privacy I am sickened and disgusted at the thought of ever having to go there and use their bathroom again. I thank God I don’t have a young daughter to have to expose this sickness to. Be who you want to be, if it is right or wrong will be up to God to decide in the end but don’t force me to have to look at your junk while urinating!

    • Trump's boy penis
      April 6, 2016 at 2:27 pm

      Unfortunately Paula, This is not up to “God” to decide. The Founding Father’s put language in the CONSTITUTION specifically against laws such as these. This particular bill, as others and myself have pointed out on numerous occasions here, has much more to it then who gets to use which bathroom. This bill essentially gives business owners the right to discriminate against individuals based on there religious beliefs, which I will say again. IS AGAINST THE CONSTITUTION.

      It’s funny all you bible thumping rednecks scream “CONSTITUTION CONSTITUTION CONSTITUTION” at the slightest mention of stricter gun laws, but when it pertains to something your against, you are the first ones to ignore it. Just as you ignore the parts in this so called holy text the “bible” that don’t go along with your view points.

    • Rational person
      April 6, 2016 at 2:43 pm

      If someone is acting inappropriately in a public bathroom, they should be removed. No matter what gender they are. Whipping out a penis to use a urinal in a women’s room is inappropriate. And seriously, there were urinals in a women’s room? Riiiiight.

      • Paula
        April 6, 2016 at 4:41 pm

        YES! My stomach was sick when I walked into that. My husband keeps telling me that in the end there will be three bathrooms MEN, WOMEN & TRANSGENDER. If that is the case than fine as long as your lifestyle is not being forced on me. But on Sunday the door still said WOMEN. I told my family I would go urinate behind a tree before I will use that restroom again!

  • Trump's boy penis
    April 6, 2016 at 12:45 pm

    First Amendment: Congress shall make NO LAW RESPECTING THE ESTABLISHMENT OF RELIGION, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

    I’ll just leave this here and except all your downvotes as admittance of defeat, since none of you cowards have even made an attempt to debate me.

    • StupidIsAsStupidDoes
      April 6, 2016 at 1:36 pm

      Public bathrooms being used by the CORRECT gender is prohibiting people from exercising their freedom of religion? That is a stretch, home slice.

      • Trump's boy penis
        April 6, 2016 at 2:10 pm

        Read the bill please, I’d post a link but I can’t so you will just have to find it on your own. That is just one minor part of it. The rest of the bill essentially gives business owners the right to discriminate against others if their strongly held “religious beliefs” are against their particular lifestyle.

        TB always talks about giving truths and facts, which he does. He also tends to leave out important details that do not coincide with his point of view.

        • Trump's boy penis
          April 6, 2016 at 2:13 pm

          It’s not about freedom to exercise religion more than it is about making laws with respect to one religion in particular with is the part that I put in caps lock for a reason.

  • Publius
    April 6, 2016 at 11:19 am

    The people who want boys to use girls bathroom are often the same ones that decide a 4 year is transgender. I doubt North Carolina and their growing economy care what gang infested welfare dependent Holyoke thinks.

  • Trump's boy penis
    April 6, 2016 at 10:16 am

    TB, good article detailing the Holyoke’s boycott of NC. Might want to include the fact that major corporations like Dow Chemical and PayPal are actually the ones leading this front and the fact that this bill has already cost NC hundreds of thousands of potential Jobs, and possible millions in investment opportunities. Or the fact that when Indiana did something similar to this last year they lost upwards of 60 million in economic investment.

    Never mind that doesn’t promote your agenda a spinning stories to your personal beliefs.

    Anybody want to actually debate me on the constitutionality of this or are you all just gonna keep downvoting me.

    Again, it isn’t about bathrooms. It’s about separation of church and state. This opens up a can of worms we don’t want to open up.

    This kinda thing is bad for business and does the same thing that you hate hear in Worcester. Listening to the loud minority to get their way, only to affect the large majority of decent tax paying citizens.

  • Aaron Burr
    April 6, 2016 at 10:11 am

    strictly hypothetical question. If a person has gender reassignment surgery (remove their penis or build/attach one- i’m not sure how it works) then do you feel they should be given access to their new gender bathroom?

  • Mike
    April 6, 2016 at 9:46 am

    It is good to see someone standing up to the PC crowd. The Trannys are like every other group, they are no longer happy with being equal, now they want to be special.

    it is great to see someone stand up to them.

    • Mark Samson
      April 6, 2016 at 1:09 pm

      FYI. Calling a trans person a “tranny” is like calling a black person a nigger, or a Jewish person a kike.

  • whatevuh
    April 6, 2016 at 8:02 am

    I have the only rational way to handle all this: Reach down into your pants, feel a weiner? Go to the mens room, if not, go to the ladies room. I’m happy I could sort all this out for you, you’re welcome.

    • Trump's boy penis
      April 6, 2016 at 9:14 am

      I don’t think you understand the ramifications of this. What if someone’s religious belief is that wieners are the devil. They make you reach your hand in your pants before you come in their business. If you have a wiener, you can turn your ass right back out the door because they wont be serving you.

      Jesus Christ people it’s not about bathrooms. It’s about god damn separation of church and state. Puns intended.

      • StupidIsAsStupidDoes
        April 6, 2016 at 1:34 pm

        Then they should make unisex bathrooms. But guess what? They aren’t satisfied with that. Can’t wait until your child walks into a public bathroom and sees something you hadn’t taught them about yet…because they’re too fucking young!

        • Trump's boy penis
          April 6, 2016 at 2:49 pm

          Dude, will you please take a step back and look at the bigger picture for me. Once. Please just once.

          Do you understand the can of worms this opens, regardless of the fact that it is unconstitutional.

          How would you feel if you brought your child to a place of business, and the owner told you to get out because his religion is against children leaving the home.

          God forbid Muslims start discriminating against anyone not dressing in accordance with their beliefs.

    • Mark Samson
      April 6, 2016 at 1:08 pm

      There’s a bit of a problem with your thinking.

      This is a picture of Ian Harvie. Ian is a female to male transgender person. Based on your theory, Ian doesn’t have a penis, so Ian should go into the ladies room.

      How do you think that is going to work?

      Why not take the time to learn something about trans people? Why not meet one, and talk to them? Why not educate yourself a bit before you pass judgement on something you don’t know much about?

  • Andres
    April 6, 2016 at 3:10 am

    Come on folks, it’s 2016. North Carolina is just a social construct.

  • Common sense isn't so common
    April 5, 2016 at 11:25 pm

    Use to deliver pizza in Holyoke in college the idiot Mayer should ban travel to the Flats in Holyoke as there called…may be the scariest part of mass.. He’s a total “rubber” …NC is fucking beautiful…

  • Lumbra Blutarsky
    April 5, 2016 at 11:22 pm

    Rocco from Elizurs is not impressed

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    April 5, 2016 at 10:00 pm

    Just further proof the SJ crowd is nothing more than a bunch of attention whores. Even they know this move is useless, but will bring attention to thier sorry azz lives. Good grief, talk about useless efforts.

  • noway
    April 5, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    A northern mayor has forbidden his city’s citizens from traveling to a southern state…

    Yep, the southerners are going to be very sad that less northerners, such as “Beth Meagher Cobery” will be visiting.

    • noway
      April 5, 2016 at 9:18 pm

      * Coberly

  • noway
    April 5, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    ” But then it was explained to me “we’re all guys here” so it was cool that we could look at each other naked.”

    Sure, that’s normal…IN PRISON.

  • Reddog
    April 5, 2016 at 7:58 pm

    What a load of crap! Call me an old fashioned American I guess. I worked in Holyoke for a year or so on a project. We use to call it Holyjoke.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 5, 2016 at 9:39 pm

      Before I started posting here a week ago, I had no idea how other towns in MA looked (not a native) and I have to say some of these places are sketchy. Holyoke looks bad…

  • Nanny
    April 5, 2016 at 7:12 pm

    Oh, and by “kidding aside” I don’t mean to suggest that Sam or Danielle aren’t real people. Names are changed, but yes I do know 2 trans people and they’re not crazy. Their gender identity has no impact on me.

  • Nanny
    April 5, 2016 at 7:10 pm

    I understand the argument TB makes. We all know people who weren’t quite comfy with the whole locker room / bathroom thing. Think of the Finch character in the American Pie movie.

    In HS, there was a boy named “Sam” who everyone knew was effeminate and quiet. He got picked on from time to time but for most of us he was just Sam. Now Sam is Samantha. Can’t say I’m surprised. What makes you happy is your business as long as it does not harm others.

    I’ve worked with Danielle for 5 years. She used to be Dan. No kidding. 6’2″ and a brilliant engineer. Hardly ever notice her boobs.

    Kidding aside, we are all free to exercise freedom and express our individuality provided it harms no one. One could argue whether the perceived harm in this case is caused by the trans individual or is caused by one’s own preconceptions. In my calculus, harm is harm, though differentiated by degree

    I don’t have a solution other than live and let live, do no harm, try to be nice. It’s not much but it works for me. YMMV.

  • Read the whole bill
    April 5, 2016 at 5:54 pm

    The bathroom thing is just a distraction and a minor part of this bill. The bill actually makes it illegal for people to sue employers for any kind of descrimination. This bill tries to legalize discrimination on the basis of religion, race, gender, etc.

    • Jip
      April 5, 2016 at 6:56 pm

      About time. Discrimination lawsuits are a joke nowadays. They were very important years ago, but now they’re abused and used as threats.

      • Trump's boy penis
        April 6, 2016 at 9:08 am

        Until the tables get turned on you and you are discriminated against for some bullshit reason for someone “religious belief”. This law is fucking archaic

        You all are either so blinded by your hate and disgust of people that are different than you, or you are to idiot to realize how this law can and will come around to bite you in your own asses.

        • harhar
          April 6, 2016 at 9:11 pm

          “will come around to bite you in your own asses.”

          That’s covered under a different bill – LOL

    • Rational person
      April 6, 2016 at 8:20 am

      I was going to post a similar sentiment but figured it would be a waste of time. Another off-the-mark blog post from TB. Misses the point of the bill entirely. It’s not about bathrooms.

    • Trump's boy penis
      April 6, 2016 at 8:55 am

      That is the scary part. I could give a rats ass what bathroom people choose to use. This just opens up the book for anyone to claim anything to be against their “religious beliefs”.

      Turtleboy, Would you approve a business that discriminated against Catholics because the owners held “strong” religious beliefs that Satan is the one and true god and they are “uncomfortable” hiring employees or serving customers that don’t believe in their god.

      There is a reason the founders wanted separation of church and state. This law is unconstitutional.

      • StupidIsAsStupidDoes
        April 6, 2016 at 1:30 pm

        You don’t give a rats ass about what bathroom people use? If your 7 year old daughter was using a bathroom in a public place and a chick with a dick came in and was peeing into a toilet standing up and your daughter happened to see because of a large gap in the door or a broken door, that wouldn’t bother you? Think about this more.

        • Trump's boy penis
          April 6, 2016 at 2:11 pm

          Please read the whole bill.

        • Trump's boy penis
          April 6, 2016 at 3:39 pm

          How about when your daughter goes to apply for her first job down at the corner packey and the muslim owner tells her to leave because his religion believes that women belong at home with towels wrapped around their heads.

          How would that make you feel?

          • harhar
            April 6, 2016 at 9:14 pm

            Daughter’s first job = at local package store…way to dream big.

  • fordsnharleys
    April 5, 2016 at 3:58 pm

    I’m going to self identify as a dog and shit and piss wherever I want. Yoga lessons to show everyone I can lick my balls.

  • RSoxGuy
    April 5, 2016 at 3:21 pm

    YAyY! Everyone in Holyoke (small town that absolutely nobody outside of town gives a fuck about) banned travel for its 25 employees to NC. Hopefully there is mandatory safety meetings and gov organizational meeting there so “Mr Im better than the dick I was born with” has to eat his own shit.

    Typical Libtards. I dont agree with this action/speech/thought so Im going to ban others (who dont think like me) from going there.

    Total fucking hypocrite from Podunk. Thanks Mr Morse, you just added to Trump’s vote total today!

  • Eric
    April 5, 2016 at 1:52 pm

    Do we notice a pattern with the appeal of a city and mayors who have this “progressive” way of running things.

    • Bluff
      April 5, 2016 at 2:04 pm

      Again, Holyoke. Who cares??!!

    • Jay
      April 5, 2016 at 2:06 pm

      That’s how leftist politics works now. You distract the public with shit that doesn’t matter like bathroom laws across the country, then you give tax money to your friends and pass legislation for whoever donated to you while everyone is focused on who’s in what bathroom or who can marry who.

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