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So the state of North Carolina recently passed a bill that requires transgender people to use the bathroom that corresponds with the sexual organs in their underpants. Barbaric, I know. However, this common sense law which is forcing people with penises to use urinals is causing all sorts of problems with the PC patrol.
I just don’t understand how anyone can have a problem with this. If you’re a girl, and you have a va-jay-jay, you shouldn’t have to change in front of and look at someone else who has a ding-dong. That’s just common sense.
Here’s my question – why are we even having unisex bathrooms and locker rooms then? Because the whole purpose of having separate locker rooms revolves around the concept that boys can look at other boy’s parts, but they shouldn’t be looking at girl’s parts. I remember the first time I went into the YMCA men’s locker room. Holy shit, there was dong EVERYWHERE. Because old men at the YMCA spend hours upon hours at a time standing around naked and talking about politics.
At first I was like, “that’s nasty,” because I was just a boy. But then it was explained to me “we’re all guys here” so it was cool that we could look at each other naked. Ya know, because we’ve all got one of those things. But our naked bodies would NOT be appropriate to showcase in front of women we don’t know, because it could make them feel uncomfortable, and vice versa.
And I know the PC loonies will tell you that gender and sex are not the same thing. But even if we concede that, locker rooms and bathrooms are segregated by SEX, not by gender. You can think you’re a girl all you want to. You can call yourself Mary and you can wear dresses and all that stuff. But you’re never gonna need to change your tampon, you’re never gonna have to worry about getting pregnant, you’re never gonna be able to have a relationship with a heterosexual boy, and you possess the ability to pee standing up. You’re not really a chick where it counts.
Anyway, check out what Holyoke Mayor Alex Morse, a ride or die social justice warrior, is doing about this:
Mayor Alex B. Morse issued an executive order Thursday prohibiting the use of city funds for travel by municipal employees on city business to North Carolina because that state passed a law nullifying local ordinances that had protected gay and transgender people.
“North Carolina’s (law) is inconsistent with the work and values of my administration to promote equity, to end discrimination, to eliminate institutional racism and to advance social justice for the people of Holyoke.”
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!! Oh snap!!! Watch out North Carolina, Alex Morse has cut off all the Fung Wa bus trips from Holyoke to North Carolina. How will your economy ever survive?
Worcester did this a couple years ago when the City Council unsuccessfully voted to stop commerce with the state of Arizona because they didn’t approve of their immigration law. As if anyone in Arizona gave a shit.
I’ll tell you one thing. If I live in Holyoke and have outstanding warrants, like many do in Holyoke, then I’m moving down to North Carolina. Because you know the Holyoke Police won’t come looking for you. They’re not allowed to.
Newsflash – no one in North Carolina gives a shit about Holyoke. It’s a state with something like, 8-9 million people. Holyoke is a city of 40,000. No one in NC has ever heard of Holyoke, and thus they will have no idea that you are boycotting them. This is the most meaningless thing that has ever happened. Ever.
Here’s an idea, instead of meaningless boycotts, why don’t you do something to fix up your shitstain of a city? Because this is what people see when they go to Holyoke:
How will North Carolina ever survive after being cut off from that splendor?
Check out the support he’s getting from the progressive patrol on his Facebook page:
Do these people love anything more than patting themselves on the back for doing nothing? I mean, look at those comments, lol. They really think they matter. They really think they’re making a difference. They truly believe that this is gonna force NC to reconsider this common sense dong law.
Anyway, when Turtleboy Jr. was born they wrote “boy” on his birth certificate. But according to the theory of “transgenderism” this was inappropriate microaggression, wasn’t it? I mean, if the whole theory is that you are born with biological parts, but this does not define your gender, then why the hell are we putting gender on birth certificates? It’s really up to the individual to inform everyone else of what gender they are. We should have national gender declaration day when you turn 7. That’s the only civilized way to settle this.
People tell us that Turtleboy Jr. is a cute little boy. But I always correct them now, because Turtleboy Jr. hasn’t told us yet if he is a boy or a girl. We don’t know. Sure, I see the frank and beans during tubby time, but that doesn’t really mean anything in 2016. And if you disagree with that then you’re a bigot and Holyoke isn’t gonna do business with you anywhere. Do what we say or fuck off. That’s the progressive way!!!
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