• Homeless Crackhead In Wheelchair, Getting A Blowie On New Bedford’s Busiest Street, Is Distaught When The Sloppy Hooker Spots The Camera And Leaves



    Nothing gets the taste of unwashed homeless pecker out of your mouth like orange drank!

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    Our friends over at New Bedford Live might have finally topped the Foodstampopotamai scream fest they sent us from a few months back. A fan of theirs shot this extraordinary footage of a local crackhead named “Clyde” getting his cock slurped on by a toothless vagabond who was clearly in love with him and not doing it for money or drugs. Don’t worry. You don’t see his chlamydia-contaminated change cup.

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    Of course, because this was the “nicest” part of the city, she decides to do mouth-to-junk resuscitation in broad daylight, on Acushnet Ave. I’m guessing he told her that if she sampled his handi-capable sausage it would allow him to walk again.

    She was trying to help, guys. Gawd.

    For those of you that don’t know the area “The Ave,” as the natives call it, is the Sodom to the Gammorah that is New Bedford. The further you go down it (not unlike out fine friend in the dress here) the worse it gets. Clyde is a staple round here.

    He actually doesn’t even have a pot to piss in. Bet his shorts were as ripe as they come.

    Haha. Get it?

    Let’s do the play by play!

    Here we see them mid-salami swallow.
    Om nom nom
    Is that a camera?
    Clyde, there is a person filming you impregnating my throat!
    RIGHT THERE!
    I aint give you permission! I’m out!
    Bye Felicia.

    Let me tell you, I laughed harder at the fact that she was going to wash homeless chlorine pudding out of her mouth with a warm orange drank than anything else. I had actual tears.

    Can you even imagine what that guy’s balls smelled like? She’s just tongue-bathing on his stink pontoon like she’s on the French Abortion Rivera.

    Of course, while most of us are appalled, like Maygan here, one guy named Dan Bradley took to the webpage to cheer him on. He made laugh almost as much as the orange drank load chaser.

    I like how Dan lightened the mood.

    However, Clyde is a druggie loser who gets taken care of by bleeding heart assholes while he has his schmenzer out where any kid can see it. Sound like Clyde should go to jail.

    If you know who his lady friend is send us a message.

    Anyways New Beige… Keep it up. You’ll send my kids to college with all these ratchet clicks.

     

     

     

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    Discussion

    1. Edward Lyle


      Dan Braley is my new hero. Does any body have her number. I’m up for some of that lipstick on my dipstick. lol

    2. B


      dan Braley , everyone’s so fucking sensitive these days. Clearly no one wants their child (or themselves) to see clydes junk, but come on everyone in life has seen something they wish they hadn’t. I’m pretty sure it’s not going to ruin their lives. A child wouldn’t even understand what was going on. So be a parent cover their eyes and walk away, like an actual adult should do. Clearly that’s not the norm anymore, it’s now get offended by everything and then run to Facebook to show how much you care about your child by telling people you don’t know how offended you were because you caught a glimpse of clydes ball cheese.

      1. Dan Brailey is a Perv


        investigate this ^^^^ sicko

    3. wabbitt


      From now on, I’m calling sucking dick “getting throated.”

      That chick isn’t horrible looking. Go Clyde. Get you some.

    4. Mom's Basement


      He goes by “Rolaids” on the street

    5. Big Raymond


      dig·ni·ty
      NOUN
      -the state or quality of being worthy of honor or respect:
      -a sense of pride in oneself; self-respect:

      cour·te·sy
      NOUN
      the showing of politeness in one’s attitude and behavior toward others:

      These are concepts that are important to creating the ladder that you can build for yourself to climb up to a better life as you define. You will reap what you have sown in life.

      I pity these two people they need psych help in a locked facility, it’s irresponsible and cruel of people to encourage them because public sex among the mentally ill and drug addicted is “cool” in their twisted, childish minds.

      This city needs to embrace the (Broken Windows Theory).

    6. Chris


      He is lucky my kids didn’t see or the only thing legendAry would have been stlukes pulling the wheelchair from his ass

    7. Name Here


      SSTG asks “Can you even imagine what that guy’s balls smelled like?” I don’t know…Old Spice? Dunno depending on the population, maybe Raid? Kids, please don’t do drugs you’ll find yourself living in your own nightmare, on your knees in broad daylight.

    8. Wtf


      That should be a fucking commercial in the fight against drugs. This IS your brain on drugs! Doesn’t that just make you want to run right out and smoke some crack? Maybe if she gave a handy no one would have noticed. For real , what the fuck.

    9. Teisha


      So would you call someone with a mental illness or born mentally challenged a crackhead !? Because Clyde is far from a crackhead !!!! He did not have a choice in his situation ! He is a man who survived a life threaten car accident !!!!! He wasn’t even supposed to live! He does not do crack like you all assume ! Due to a car crash, in a car I which he was the passenger In !!! He lost his ability to walk and only has half his brain ! What’s your excuse !? No matter the actions taking place right or wrong and if that’s what’s was really happening, not just another story line from Carlos Felix whom has his own criminal record but chases the city drama! it looked like she was leaning over smoking her own drugs, no shorts down no exposure! But I won’t try to justify that part. You are all disgusting there was no drugs involved in the downfall of his life. If sitting on a corner and toss up the peace sign makes him feel well so be it ! He denies help from family, he rather be where it makes him happy. Which is sad I understand, to just live on the streets. But Now Let’s talk about the ppl doing perks lean and overloading while driving ! Or is that not that important

    10. Mel


      Wait how do you know he chose to be homeless? This guy is unable to work and if he gave his livelihood to the city he would be in an institution or a group home. The housing in almost every city has a long waiting list. Group homes often have abuse, don’t allow you to have basic rights like picking out clothing, deciding who you share a room with and who is hired to help you and even what you can eat. Now for what he is doing yes it’s gross but sex is gross. What’s gross about it though that you saw it? That someone decided this man didn’t need privacy or dignity because of his chair? Now he should have done that at night but he was in the shadows where kids were not near. Grow up this is sadly the way homeless live if you wish to help why not donate to homeless people instead of assuming that they choose this lifestyle and your judgment

    11. Kellie


      You all have no clue about Clyde at all. He is not homeless and has his own money. He was in a bad car accident that made him disabled. Is it right for him to be doing what he is doing in the street know but don’t call him a crack head unless you have the facts!

    12. Turdle Boy


      Visiting TB is like walking through sewage in bare feet, seen enough.

    13. Tak


      Yesssss. Fuck yes get it Clyde.

    14. Not Clyde's Stunt Peenie


      Only in New Beige can you see some guy “getting throated” as you drive to the local 7-11. Well, maybe Worcester too.

      SouthCoastToday did an article, going back, oh, maybe 5 years ago now, about how 40% of the population of New Beige was on some form of government assistance/disability. Is it any wonder why you see shit like this on the streets when you’ve effectively created a public cesspool of society’s effluent?

    15. Dave


      By the GRACE of God Himself….there go “WE-ALL”.


    16. I have fun with, result in I found just what I used to be
      taking a look for. You have ended my 4 day long hunt!
      God Bless you man. Have a nice day. Bye

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