Counting Down the 100 Biggest Blogs In Turtleboy 2017, #10-1

Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information.

The Turtleboy Sports Facebook page, the Lost Boys of Turtle, AND the Turtleboy Sports Fallout Shelter have been unpublished. While we fight to get them back please make sure to like and follow the Turtleboy Refugees Page page by clicking on the image above, as well as our other backup pages the Turtleboy Sports Safe Space, and Turtleboy Smiles And Sunshine.

10. Clyyyyyddee!!

118,574

Homeless Crackhead In Wheelchair, Getting A Blowie On New Bedford’s Busiest Street, Is Distaught When The Sloppy Hooker Spots The Camera And Leaves

9. Kids these days. 

129,052

7 Dirtbags Were Involved In Violently Beating A Teenage Girl, Urinating On Her And Posing For A Photo Over Her Body

8. Yea, don’t do this if you work in the public sector. 

129,130

Sterling Paramedic Wisely Elects To Call Kneeling Patriots Players “Porch Monkeys” Repeatedly On Facebook

7. Who would’ve ever thought a weekend getaway in Charlottesville would end so badly?

158,271

White Nationalist “Stachebro” From Virginia March Attack Is A Mass Local Named Matt Colligan And He Doesn’t Like Being A Newly-Famous Racist

6. I think we can all agree that the world would be a better place if the dog lived instead.

178,833

Meet The Lakeville Asshole Who Shot A Golden Retriever Puppy Five Times Because He Felt Like Using It For Target Practice And Then Lied About Being Scared

5. This is why you should thank a teacher or coach. This is what they deal with on a daily basis. 

234,238

Here’s The INSANE Emails Out Of Control Braintree Parents Sent Coach Kelly McDonnell That Forced The 2 Time State Champion To Resign

4. Somehow not a hate crime. 

258,128

Quincy Savages Viciously Beat Defenseless Milton Kids On Marina Bay Pier As They Attempt To Run Away

3. Her background story was fascinating. 

283,878

Turns Out Ginger Cheesehog Anna Storelli Used To Be Skinny, Got A Boobjob, Has Multiple Restraining Orders And Snapped After 2 Week Virtual Reality Experiment In College

2. Only a few thousand people read this blog, until it got shared on a viral Change.org petition. Oops!!

349,945

Dorchester Devil Child And Hoodtastic Mom Microwave Their Pet Baby Turtle To Death On Facebook

1. Easily the biggest blog we’ve ever published. Who would’ve though a ginger cheesehog’s amateur porn career would be such a draw. 

947,509

Ginger Cheesehog From Viral Video Of Meltdown Over Forehead Kiss Is Also An Amateur Porn Star Who Thinks She’s Married To Justin Bieber And Says Racist Things To Selena Gomez