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    Counting Down the 100 Biggest Blogs In Turtleboy 2017, #10-1

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    10. Clyyyyyddee!!




    9. Kids these days. 




    8. Yea, don’t do this if you work in the public sector. 





    7. Who would’ve ever thought a weekend getaway in Charlottesville would end so badly?




    6. I think we can all agree that the world would be a better place if the dog lived instead.




    5. This is why you should thank a teacher or coach. This is what they deal with on a daily basis. 





    4. Somehow not a hate crime. 




    3. Her background story was fascinating. 




    2. Only a few thousand people read this blog, until it got shared on a viral Change.org petition. Oops!!




    1. Easily the biggest blog we’ve ever published. Who would’ve though a ginger cheesehog’s amateur porn career would be such a draw. 


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    1. A Fly on the Wall

      That’s a mighty high opinion you’ve got of yourself.

      Your tales sucked the first time around.

      1. yo

        step away from the turtle and enter real life..

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