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I’m sure you’ve seen this picture circulating on every major news outlet today after one of these assholes drove in to a crowd of people, killing one and injuring many.
The one I’m talking about is the tiny little dickless mustache in the back.
His name is Matthew Colligan and is from none other than Southborough!
Don’t worry, Matt is so delusional that he had to photoshop himself in to a picture of Donald Trump. That’s what kind of pathetic queef we are dealing with here. The picture is fake so don’t go using that as your “I TOLD YOU SO” snowflake battle cry.
I was surprised to have someone send us Matt’s outting by acclaimed South Shore comedian Dicky Stock, who knew him, and blew Matt’s ass up today.
Dicky nailed it because he rules.
Meanwhile, because Matt has such a platform online, people are finding anyway to contact him to let them know what they think. Any thread about him included this screenshot.
Don’t worry folks, Matt is busy as a eunuch beaver looking for his wood deleting his GoFundMe, accounts, phone numbers, and he’s probably moving now too. I guess he’s really not that passionate about his stance seeing he can’t take some blow back of him being outted. Sucks bruh. F’real.
While Internet is having a blast nick-naming him “Stachebro” he’s having less of a field day being the center of attention on Twitter. CLICK HERE TO VISIT HIM ON TWITTER. Guess it sucks to be outted as a racist sperm burper.
He’s so sad people are dead! Dead because they had the same brainwashed way of thinking. Dead because no one listens anymore and it’s more fun to get a rise out of people than engage in open dialogue. When you become a zealot human life means nothing to you so don’t even.
Back in the day these fucks used to wear hoods. Now they are marching through the street with the tiki torches from their Momma’s backyard. Pussies.
Let me just say this… I am so against Antifa it’s not funny. I’m just as against White Nationalists. Neither of these zealot ways of thinking are going to fix ANYTHING. That’s why I get so pissed off at people calling our blog racist. Because we actually hate racism. We are TIRED of both sides and people need a place to come for logical thinking and to let people know that there are like-minded people left in this world.
Quit buying in and start rationalizing.
Oh, and Matt? Fuck you, pal.