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White Nationalist “Stachebro” From Virginia March Attack Is A Mass Local Named Matt Colligan And He Doesn’t Like Being A Newly-Famous Racist

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I’m sure you’ve seen this picture circulating on every major news outlet today after one of these assholes drove in to a crowd of people, killing one and injuring many.

The one I’m talking about is the tiny little dickless mustache in the back.

This one.

His name is Matthew Colligan and is from none other than Southborough!

Don’t worry, Matt is so delusional that he had to photoshop himself in to a picture of Donald Trump. That’s what kind of pathetic queef we are dealing with here. The picture is fake so don’t go using that as your “I TOLD YOU SO” snowflake battle cry.

I was surprised to have someone send us Matt’s outting by acclaimed South Shore comedian Dicky Stock, who knew him, and blew Matt’s ass up today.

Dicky nailed it because he rules.

Meanwhile, because Matt has such a platform online, people are finding anyway to contact him to let them know what they think. Any thread about him included this screenshot.


Don’t worry folks, Matt is busy as a eunuch beaver looking for his wood deleting his GoFundMe, accounts, phone numbers, and he’s probably moving now too. I guess he’s really not that passionate about his stance seeing he can’t take some blow back of him being outted. Sucks bruh. F’real.

While Internet is having a blast nick-naming him “Stachebro” he’s having less of a field day being the center of attention on Twitter. CLICK HERE TO VISIT HIM ON TWITTER.  Guess it sucks to be outted as a racist sperm burper.

He’s so sad people are dead! Dead because they had the same brainwashed way of thinking. Dead because no one listens anymore and it’s more fun to get a rise out of people than engage in open dialogue. When you become a zealot human life means nothing to you so don’t even.

Back in the day these fucks used to wear hoods. Now they are marching through the street with the tiki torches from their Momma’s backyard. Pussies.

Let me just say this… I am so against Antifa it’s not funny. I’m just as against White Nationalists. Neither of these zealot ways of thinking are going to fix ANYTHING. That’s why I get so pissed off at people calling our blog racist. Because we actually hate racism. We are TIRED of both sides and people need a place to come for logical thinking and to let people know that there are like-minded people left in this world.

Quit buying in and start rationalizing.

Oh, and Matt? Fuck you, pal.

40 Comment(s)
  • James
    January 23, 2018 at 5:44 pm

    Well Turtle Boy, like it or not, you do have some leanings towards the alt right, whether you like it or not. You even have a 4chan following.

  • September 2, 2017 at 4:05 am

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  • Lincoel
    August 18, 2017 at 10:40 am

    I don’t often agree with you Turtleboy, but my uncles fought the Nazis and my ancestor died fighting the Confederacy. This kid is both a whiner and an idiot. He got to Charlottesville, saw Nazi flags, got his tiki torch, and marched chanting Nazi slogans. What did he think was going to happen?! Did he think we were going to let this go? Did he think he could be a huge jerk and no one would confront him or push back?!? What a moron. You march with Nazis and the KKK, then you are scum. You need to be shunned and shamed. It’s what you deserve.

  • Brynn
    August 16, 2017 at 1:05 pm

    Thanks for sharing. I agree that these asshats need to face the consequences of their actions, but I don’t agree with your frequent use of gay and sexist slurs in your descriptions of him. Whatever people do in their bedrooms, or have between their legs, is completely unrelated to the horrific violence and hate we saw on display in Charlottesville. Call him a coward, a racist, a Nazi, a terrorist, a garbage human, a waste of space — but “pussy” or “spermburper”? C’mon. Did you see anybody at the woman’s marches or Pride parades threatening people’s lives or right to exist with words, torches, rifles or cars? Nope. That’s not how the vast majority of Americans roles, and it doesn’t help our cause of justice and unity and edification of the marginalized to try to tear down or shame a terrorist by equating him to a woman or a gay man. A terrorist is just a fucking terrorist.

  • DB
    August 15, 2017 at 4:01 pm

    “Oh, and Matt? Fuck you, pal.”

    Fuck you, too. You don’t get to use your platform to stoke the flames of right wing rage and then get away with pretending you’re actually the good guys when it all explodes.

    And by the way, according to people who were actually there the “Antifa” militants (yes we’re all impressed that you picked up that word somewhere) were the only reason more peaceful protesters weren’t killed and injured. They were defending unarmed, peaceful protesters from unprovoked attacks from the white supremacists while the police were just standing on the sidelines watching.

  • August 15, 2017 at 3:31 pm

    “sperm burper” is homophobic, you might want to get rid of it since it adds nothing to your point.

    • DB
      August 15, 2017 at 4:12 pm

      This website is run by right wing reactionaries. They produce the content that makes people like Matt Colligan paranoid about immigrants and minorities. Now that it’s gone too far they’re trying to disassociate themselves and pretend they’re the good guys. But the gay bashing is pretty normal for this site, because this site is part of the alt-right. They just don’t have the guts to admit it.

  • Robin Miller
    August 15, 2017 at 1:39 pm

    Your blatant misogyny (using the word “pussy” as insult) does not make it easy to see you as a voice for inclusion and tolerance.

  • both sides suck
    August 14, 2017 at 5:57 am

    ANTIFA & KKK are the exact same mentality.
    Masked thugs lusting after hate, fear & power.

  • JB Steel
    August 14, 2017 at 3:15 am

    Jesus H. Christ , this comment stream is filled with Nazi fuckfaces. Listen jackasses. All your little hate comments are getting put into a computer and it will all be sorted out by the F.B.I., N.S.A. and C.I.A. You Russian Czar loving terrorists are anti-American at your core. You are a clear and present danger to the security of United States of America. It’s impossible to tell a Russian bot from a right-winger these days because they both have the same agenda, the destruction of the United States. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

    • JB Steel Sodomizes babies
      August 14, 2017 at 9:19 am

      You’re a fucking retard. No, seriously, retarded. Your parents are probably brother and sister….or first cousins at the very least.

  • Kristyna coletti
    August 13, 2017 at 11:04 pm

    Since last night beause my number is two numbers off from the one you posted I’ve gotten dozens and dozens of threatening calls emails about this .

    • Shutthefluckup
      August 13, 2017 at 11:49 pm

      No you didn’t, you attention seeking slut.

  • August 13, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    These people need to understand that freedom of speech does not mean how they use it. Jesus…fucking morons.

    • August 13, 2017 at 10:11 pm

      Turtleboy is completely irresponsible posting this article with an address that this person no longer resides. If anyone were to get in trouble, it would be this lousy source who is putting another family at risk for their own safety.

  • Susan Grinblatas
    August 13, 2017 at 8:23 pm

    HE AND HIS FAMIKY MOVED IN 2015 AND NO LONGER LIVE AT THAT POSTED ADDRESS!!! A young family moved in and SHOULD NOT BE CAUGHT IN THIS MESS! Last I heard Matt Colligan moved to Allston/Brighton area. Those who posted the old address should please remove it before these young people and their baby are harmed. And then find the real address of this punk!

  • White Nationalist Turtle Rider
    August 13, 2017 at 7:23 pm

    SSTG 100% supports Black Lives Matter.

    • PB123
      August 14, 2017 at 7:44 am

      Probably a mudshark

  • Eric
    August 13, 2017 at 6:25 pm

    While he’s obviously no role model, making his personal information public is kind of a bad look. Loved everything until we surfaced his number, emails, address and so forth. When they go low we go high is the example we should be setting.

  • Mike
    August 13, 2017 at 12:01 pm

    Nazism is the least American thing possible.

    • Kenny Fucking Powers
      August 13, 2017 at 3:02 pm

      I always thought Canadians were the least American, Canadian Bacon… wtf.. it’s ham just call it ham! American Bacon you snowshoeing fuckers!!! And what the hell is Boxing Day, there isn’t any boxing at all. They don’t celebrate the 4th of July, build cars or own cool guns.

      Don’t get me started on that song Oh Canada… sucks, Rolling Stones that’s American.

  • J
    August 13, 2017 at 11:19 am

    I’m not defending Matt at all and if you think you need to put his phone numbers up and whatever fine but that address is not his home. Innocent kids and members of his family who all know he’s lost his mind live there and you should be ashamed of yourself for posting that before checking, also you’re clearly a homophobe.

  • Hughbo Mont
    August 13, 2017 at 10:55 am

    Wow, standing there exercising his 1st Ammendment right. What an asshole!

  • Guy
    August 13, 2017 at 8:45 am

    Sad poorly researched article. I expect more from TBS.

  • Ad
    August 13, 2017 at 7:07 am

    Rational thinking? A sports news Web page is far from that, most of the readers on here probably don’t even follow current events and have no real stance in anything, let alone real substantive issues. Nicely written op ed though, still cracks me up that this kid used to be my best friend…what the fuck happened to him?

  • Gillian
    August 13, 2017 at 3:55 am

    Do you realize your own sexism and homophobia are obvious in this article? Calling him a pussy as an insult, and cum burper?
    So you’re anti racism, but you obviously have a hierarchy in your mind and women and gays are akin to insults?

    • Um
      August 13, 2017 at 6:33 am

      You’re aware a woman wrote this right?

      • Ellen Degeneres
        August 13, 2017 at 10:15 am

        yep, not as good as tb because women have smaller brains.

      • Nothing to see here folks, it's all Trumps fault.
        August 13, 2017 at 10:20 am

        Meanwhile in Chicago;

        Sun-Times Media Wire
        Updated 58 mins ago
        CHICAGO —
        Two people were killed and at least 20 others have been wounded in separate shootings across Chicago since Friday night.

        Shortly before 12:30 a.m. Sunday, a 27-year-old woman was gunned down in the Back of the Yards neighborhood on the South Side. Officers responded to a call of shots fired and found the woman lying on the sidewalk in the 1400 block of West 54th Street. The woman had been shot in the neck and legs and was taken to Stroger Hospital, where she died, according to Chicago Police.

        Less than an hour earlier, a 20-year-old man was shot to death in the Old Town neighborhood. The 20-year-old was involved in a fight with two other males at 12:07 a.m.

    • CardiB
      August 14, 2017 at 6:26 pm

      You idiot the author was a woman you semen dispenser.

  • Gillian
    August 13, 2017 at 3:51 am

    Do you realize your own homophobia and sexism are obvious in this article? Calling him a pussy as an insult and cum burping? So… you’re anti racism, but obviously there’s a hierarchy in your mind and women and gays are on the bottom akin to insults?

  • Wwy
    August 13, 2017 at 3:35 am

    No one will blame him for being a racist now that a communist article was written about him,willing to bet dicky stock is a communist jew.

  • Cannibalized advertising $
    August 12, 2017 at 11:45 pm

    Turtleboy jumped the shark! It’s official!

  • Publius
    August 12, 2017 at 10:33 pm

    We all have watched the left destroy a cities and innocent peoples property for eight months while progressives nodded in approval. We have listened to the terrorists in BLM. Is Charlottesville really a surprise?

    August 12, 2017 at 10:11 pm

    Neo Nazis and KKK people are harmless old nuts.. The leftist hate thugs like Antifa and the Black and Brown Ghetto gang/crime culture is extremely dangerous

    • Steve
      August 13, 2017 at 4:18 am

      Any knowledge of whether Colligan has schizophrenia?

      • Hannah
        August 13, 2017 at 3:56 pm

        Nope just a really small penis. Seriously. Why do you think he got this bitter? He got cucked and heart broken by a half Jewish girl lol Seriously

    • wut
      August 13, 2017 at 5:14 pm

      > harmless old nuts

      those “harmless old nuts” just ran over and killed someone

    • Ryan
      August 13, 2017 at 9:03 pm

      All of you commenters are pathetic and left or right, if you lean to far that just identifies you as an idiot to dumb to think for yourself

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