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Honey Glazed Hoodtarts Engage In Fupa To Fupa Combat At Chicopee Walmart Checkout Line On The Way To The Springfield Sockhop

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Meanwhile at the Chicopee Walmart….

Just your average Sunday shopping spree in Chicopee. It starts off with two men trying to raise awareness for breast cancer by engaging in fupa to fupa combat:


Naturally the smaller one was shoeless, because apparently he mistook the Walmart cashier for a TSA agent.


After an initial tussle the two deep fried meatbuckets realized they had more in common than they thought and they gazed intently into each other’s eyes.

Meanwhile in the background the women were trying to break up the fight since it’s rather unbecoming to behave like this in such a public setting.

LOL. Just kidding. This is the Chicopee Walmart, so the velicratchets were doing what they do best – smacking, pulling hair, and throwing Walmart brand shoes at one another:

Unfortunately this woman, who was dressed to go to the Springfield Sockhop, will likely be late for the first dance.

Unfortunately the video comes to an end when this hardo with the pretentious douchebag glasses told the cameraman he could no longer record this public spectacle:

Does he work there or was he trying to protect the honor of one of these skags because he’s playing bury the bone in her backyard? Not too sure. Either way, the cameraman should’ve told this turd nugget to go ahead and fuck right off.

Naturally the video was removed by Facebook and the guy who posted it got a stern warning not to do it again.

Because God forbid someone document shitty behavior in public. Once again, Facebook is very consistent. Sure, this Facebook page right here, which has over 100,000 followers, is called “Street Fight Best Videos” and features tons of violent content witnessed in public. But obviously some random guy on Facebook posting a video was a more pressing concern for the “human beings” that review content at Facebook.

Turns out several of the honey glazed hoodtarts in the video had found the post, started writing hilarious things in their defense on the poster’s Facebook page, and then they reported it multiple times before it was taken down. Because that’s what Facebook does – it protects shitheads from embarrassment while punishing law abiding citizens who are doing nothing wrong.

31 Comment(s)
  • marilu
    September 24, 2018 at 2:07 pm

    As a lifelong resident of Chicopee, I fcking love these comments lol
    I also drive the extra 30-40+ minutes to attend a Walmart in a different town just to avoid the Holyoke & Chico-trash that makes up our Walmart. It’s worth it plus who minds a little drive out of a shithole city like this one?

  • JEG
    April 24, 2018 at 1:45 am

    Wal Marts’ reflect the genre’ they serve. Ritzy Palm Springs, CA’s W/M attracts the skells of the County! That’s why I shop WM on-line. Buy a lots of stuff to last a year, free shipping and you don’t hafta smell the stink of the masses, see the shit that eyes weren’t meant to see or fight the dinks; inside or out!
    Sometimes prices are lower, too.
    Methinks that people who DO shop in person @ WM like the drama!
    Just my humble opinion.

    • Anon.
      April 24, 2018 at 10:41 am

      “Methinks that people who DO shop in person @ WM like the drama!”

      Some of us that occasionally shop there are respectable customers. Some of us.

  • Pink Chicopean Walrus
    April 24, 2018 at 12:02 am

    That was not fighting, that’s a natural occurance of how the Pink Chicopean Walrus mate. It’s like two sumos bumping bellies, but somehwere in there , there is a penis and a lovely well textured pussy ready to recieve said Chicopean white sperm cells. The outcome of this is, 99 times out fo 100, the very guy in the glasses and grey sweatshirt that wants to protect the sanctity and integrity of the mating Pink Chicopean Walrus.

  • NR
    April 23, 2018 at 8:39 pm

    That was like watching midget wrestling. And lol at FB “graphic violence”! Haha, ok…

  • whatevuh
    April 23, 2018 at 7:24 pm

    Walk into the Walmart in Worcester off Rte 146, it’s like walking into a fucking foreign country. Hoodrats, Hoodboogers, fatass porch monkeys, it’s got it all . . . .

  • Anonymous
    April 23, 2018 at 4:31 pm

    “Does he work there or was he trying to protect the honor of one of these skags because he’s playing bury the bone in her backyard? Not too sure. Either way, the cameraman should’ve told this turd nugget to go ahead and fuck right off.” Mr. Glasses does have a walkie-talkie on his belt, but protecting the dignity of all those upstanding citizens involved in the fight should be his priority… ha ha

  • Roseanne
    April 23, 2018 at 1:30 pm

    Keep it in the family.

    Chicopee is the modern coliseum for street gladiators. This is nothing compared to the Denny’s fight.

  • Hughbo Mont
    April 23, 2018 at 1:26 pm

    We need an ID on the fuckstick that exnayed the cameraman. It was getting good.

    • Spunky
      April 23, 2018 at 4:18 pm

      Totally agree, we need to ID the touchhole that axed the cameraman.

  • Chick In The Ad With Tombstone Teeth And One Dead Eye
    April 23, 2018 at 1:24 pm

    Gurf brflurburf phlurba burbaburb grff flrbluburb!

    • Cunning Linguist
      April 23, 2018 at 1:34 pm

      Darwin said the same thing in “On the Origin of the Species”, and yes, de Tocqueville clearly defends the success of republican representative democracy in “Democracy in America”, however, a “wiener schnitzel” is a breaded veal cutlet and not a type of sausage, and Von Miller plays for the Denver Broncos.

  • bigdaddy
    April 23, 2018 at 12:58 pm

    reason 985 as to why to never step foot in a Walmart

  • Maybeormaynot
    April 23, 2018 at 12:57 pm

    I was there when it all happened. I never been to Chicopee before . I was going for a random ride and my friend needed a new battery for the car. We ended up leaving to many ratchets all in one spot. Majority on welfare and had nothing better to do. It looked like it was the short dudes fault and everyone else started fightening just for shits and giggles

    • Furious George
      April 23, 2018 at 1:20 pm

      Monkey see monkey do

    • Kevin Lynch
      April 23, 2018 at 5:53 pm

      They should measure ratchet density in the next federal census

  • Why they all so short
    April 23, 2018 at 12:33 pm

    That little short guy with the pink shirt…..Is that Verne Troyer with a toupee? I thought he just passed away…..

    and that douche with the glasses….another celeb impersonator….

    guess he is going for the short Seth Rogen look….

    apparently midget vcelebrity impersonators is a big thing in Chicopee

  • Some Guy
    April 23, 2018 at 11:54 am

    Went to the Chicopee Walmart one fucking time. That was more than enough for me. Place was filled with hoodboogers and shit heads. Haven’t been back ever since and never will go back. That place is a fucking cesspool.

    • z
      April 23, 2018 at 12:30 pm

      The Westfield, Northampton and Hadley Walmarts are safe.

      Shoplifting in Westfield though seems to be some kind of competitive sport.

      Chicopee and Springfield, well….

      Look at these 2 fine gentleman, it has nothing to do with race.

      It’s not really the stores fault either. Short of ARMED Security at the entrances and a lot of security walking the aisles what can they do? The stores have to be profitable in order to put up with this crap to an extent that they just live with it.

      I shop PriceRite some time. Westfield + W. Springfield are cool.
      Pricerite in Springfield and Scranton PA had security at the entrance the last times I was in those (a few years ago).

      • Wikkid Pissa
        April 23, 2018 at 3:24 pm

        You should see the Walmart in Port Richey, FL. I like to take German tourists there. They really enjoy the show and it’s cheaper than a day at Busch Gardens. Plus, since every non-criminal is allowed to carry there, they feel safe.

        • Well, No Shit
          April 23, 2018 at 7:18 pm

          If Florida were to get an enema, the tube would be inserted in Port Richie/New Port Richie/Hudson area. 

          I always thought Jacksonville was the asshole of Florida, until I saw Port Richie. Fucking methheads and shitbags galore. 

      • Masshole
        April 24, 2018 at 6:02 pm


        You forgot to include Ware. When I have to go to Wal-Mart, I drive the extra 40+ minutes to go to the Ware Wal-Mart even though the Springfield Wal-Mart is about 15 minutes away because I don’t want to deal with the craziness at the Springfield Wal-Mart. It’s insane how different Wal-Marts in bad cities are compared to Wal-Marts in small towns.

  • Well, No Shit
    April 23, 2018 at 10:59 am

    Chicopee Walmart is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. I fucking HATE that place, and all of the shitbags that it imports from Holyoke and Springfield. Springfield has its own Walmart, but that place is even worse than this shithole, so, a lot of hoodboogers with wheels opt to further contaminate Chicopee. Hooray for Chicopee!

    Note to Springfield and Holyoke Shitbags;

    Chicopee is enough of a low-grade collective trailer park without your help. Keep your funky asses in your own shitholes. 

    Oh, and fuck that little dork with the glasses on his misinformed power trip. The cameraman should have fed him a hearty slap. 

    • z
      April 23, 2018 at 11:59 am

      MassLive did a story about this Walmart a couple of years ago.
      I think they said that the cops are called about 1000 times year.

      If that is still the case, the cops would be better off making a sub precinct inside the store.

      RIght next door is a Dennys’.
      Do a Youtube search for “video fight dennys chicopee”

    • z
      April 23, 2018 at 12:05 pm

      Do you blame people from Holyoke going to Walmart when their only general merchandise store (not counting the mall) is the Holyoke K-Mart? Ponder that gruesome thought for awhile.

  • Fat Bastard
    April 23, 2018 at 10:49 am

    The beatings shall continue until the BMI improves!

  • Nature Boy
    April 23, 2018 at 10:32 am

    Mr. Glasses must have been in there to ask directions on how to get to Hampshire College.

    • Ric Flair
      April 23, 2018 at 11:09 am


  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    April 23, 2018 at 10:28 am

    Imagine all the money taxpayers would save if someone locked the doors of that Walmart and lit the place on fire?

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    April 23, 2018 at 10:11 am

    The fight scenes were good, but the most interesting part to me was the metro sexual pajama boy who made the camera person stop recording, and who looks like every gender studies major, ever, and who probably thinks you can’t photograph people in public without their permission.

    • Wikkid Pissa
      April 23, 2018 at 6:19 pm

      If you were Big Pink in the hug-fest with Little Pink, wouldn’t the first thing you’d do is stomp both of his little bare feet?

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