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Honey Roasted Hoodboogers And Junkbox Baby Momma Rush To Defend Weymouth Wangbanger Whose 3 Year Old Was Ejected From Car While He Drove High

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SourceMA State Police said they arrested a man for OUI drugs early Sunday morning after he crashed with a unrestrained 3-year-old in the car. That child was ejected from the pick-up truck onto the road and is now suffering from life-threatening injuries. Officials said preliminary investigation shows the single-vehicle crash on Route 3N happened when the driver, identified as 34-year-old Florian Roshi of Weymouth, veered out of the lane, brushed the guardrail, veered back into the lane and over-corrected, causing the toddler to be ejected.

MA State Police said a second passenger, an 8-year-old boy, was not injured and is now in the custody of authorities at the South Shore Hospital. Troopers said they determined Roshi was driving under the influence of narcotics. He is currently in custody at the State Police Barracks in Norwell. Roshi has been charged with operating under the influence of drugs, child endangerment, safety restraint violation and motor vehicle charges.

It’s not his fault, remember? He’s got the “disease.” See how stupid you sound when you call it that now? You know what’s a disease? Love. It’s the most powerful disease that has ever existed, and there is no cure for it. The love I have for my kids is my powerful than any force on earth, and 99.9% of you reading this feel the same way. If I was a heroin addict and I knew I had to drive my kids somewhere on the highway, I would never, ever, ever put a needle in my veins, forget to strap in the three year old, and drive. Ever. Why? Because love of your children should be stronger than any physical desire to get high. If it’s not, then you’re just a selfish piece of poo. End of story.

It’s OK though, because as part of this 12 steps program he updated his Facebook profile quote:

“Life is truly all about my wife and kids family is the most important thing in my life.”

No slugpump, heroin is the most important thing in your life.

New rule – if you haven’t gone for at least 3 years without doing heroin, you only get to see your kids in DCF visitor’s room.

Florian is your typical Facebook Dad, who projects himself as a good, loving parent on Facebook:

And Mom is a real peach herself.

Open for business!!

Shocking to to see that she’s rocking the titoos. Never saw that one coming.

This woman’s name is Cherry. Fucking CHERRY. As in “popped my cherry.” She’s named after the flavor that makes you happy when you first see it because it’s red and you think it’s fruit punch, but then it turns out be cherry so you eat Cheese-Its instead. Only a woman named Cherry would pose for a makeout picture at the public water park with a chudstuffer who drives around with her child in a unrestrained seat, jammed out of his mind.

Unsurprisingly her voice sounds like a cartoon of Newport Lights that got hit by a garbage truck full of soiled diapers.

Shockingly she’s also got the “disease.”

These people man. It’s always the same song and dance:

“God is good because I’ve been clean for all of 10 minutes. Please hit the like button so I can feel good about myself.” 

It’s OK though, because she’s not “taking life for granite again.” She’s more of a quartz girl.

Underneath one of those posts on her wide open Facebook page a woman called her out for being a dopehead. What do you do in this situation if you’re Cherry? A normal person would deactivate their Facebook page, or at the very least block people casting judgement and change their privacy settings. Not Cherry though, she did things the Weymouth way:

And of course the first skagbag defending her is rocking the dog filter. Never saw that one coming.

Cherry brings up a good point though – we are talking shit about something we “don’t know about.” I’m sure this whole thing is a big misunderstanding. Sure, a child was ejected from a vehicle on the highway because he was unrestrained. Sure, he was arrested for being on drugs. Sure, both he and his mother are junkboxes pretending to be good parents on Facebook. But that doesn’t mean we should be talking shit because we “don’t know them.” That’s how the Internet works.

The twatrocket parade commenced after that:

Oh right, we should all care about what a drug addict “needs to hear right now.” Ya know what she doesn’t need to hear right now? She doesn’t need to hear about what great parents her and her blowout booger husband are. Sorry Stephanie, but judge I will. He’s not a good dude, this wasn’t a “mistake,” and his family is not “the world” to him. Drugs are his world.

These are definitely the kind of people you want to associate with when you’re trying to prove to the world that you’re actually a good parent:

These winners fell off the ratchet tree and hit every branch on the way down. Especially Christine Guy:

Generally if someone comes on your page and writes, “u got too many people who will come visit and fuck a hoe up,” I just kind of assume that you’ve traded in your food stamps for crack more times than you can count. JSJS.

Christine’s Snapchat pictures are like a scared straight commercial for DARE. Before……

And waaaayyyyyy before……

Yea boo, she don’t need no filters. Don’t get it twisted. When life kicks the shit out of you with a sack of dead possums you can be the world’s oldest 26 year old without any IG filters.

Then came the fam:

Once you’ve reached the stage where someone mentions how you finna catch deez hands, there’s no turning back. Hey Raquel, we do “realize who the fuck you r b4 we open our mouth to the wrong one.” You’re a gutterburger with extra cheese who more than likely has said “only God can judge” more often than you have read a book to your children.

All I’m saying is that if Mr. Turtlegirl nearly killed my son because he was driving around high on the highway with my 3 year old unrestrained in the backseat, I would feed him his dick for brunch. Not Cherry though – she’s defending him:

Because at the end of the day his cervix scraper and her “disease” matter more to her than her children’s well being.

Let’s hope this poor kid pulls through and a nice couple adopts him and gives him the life he deserves.

32 Comment(s)
  • February 13, 2018 at 6:49 pm

    i can not even belive how rude u r talking about my mother and step father like that do u have a life be if u do that go do that and not talk stuff about my family thank u very much my mom cherry is the best and u don’t know that because u don’t know her .

  • Bulldog
    February 8, 2018 at 9:35 am

    I hope these people get all their kids taken away permanently before one of them gets killed or accidentally overdoses after finding their parents stash. People like this should be sterilized and not allowed to have or care for children ever again. Addiction is NOT an excuse for this behavior. These people are just complete dumbasses. The fact that the “mom” (I say that term loosely) is defending her scumbag boyfriend instead of being at her kid’s bedside in the hospital is horrendous. If I was dating someone and they did anything that could remotely hurt my kids, I would hurt them, not defend them once they get locked up and stay with the jackass that purposely caused them to get hurt. We can see where the “mom’s” priorities are and it’s not on her kids’ wellbeing.

  • juror seven esq.
    February 6, 2018 at 6:07 pm

    I don’t know, but some of those pictures of the wife of Mr. All-American dad looks like one of those Lady Boys from Thailand.

  • Danny S
    February 6, 2018 at 10:42 am

    Oh! So one documentary about ANOTHER shithole white trash town makes Wey-myth look good? Good to know LOL. Skanks live there because they’re too lazy to earn enough to move. “It’s a gorgeous town and I want to work hard, buy a house and raise my kids there!” Said no one ever

  • Local real local
    February 6, 2018 at 10:36 am

    Sterilization for everyone one of those gutter snipes. If they take his kid away, they will just make more. When will this ever end?

  • Mama Dawn
    February 5, 2018 at 10:50 pm

    Weymouth, the white trash capital of the south shore. You would have to simply hate your children to raise them there. Everyone in Wey-myth is a townie loser. It’s all pickup trucks marked 1-800-dirt , fat slags and junk bags. Nasty , Hingham wishing bags of shit.

    • Your parents lied. You're not so special .
      February 6, 2018 at 4:14 am

      Funny, When a documentary was made about this skagorama we have for a drug epidemic, was it Weymouth being showcased?
      Nope.
      Cape Cod was the clear winner. Hyannis, etc.
      I come from Weymouth and somehow I managed to not be a loser.
      My mother still lives there and she isn’t a loser.
      I know you type just to be seen but try not to overgeneralize when you strive for your 15 seconds of fame on here, Mama Dawn.
      By the way, what village do you hail from?
      I suspect it’s somewhere down in the Southeast Mass area, if not over the bridge.

      • Can't Even
        February 6, 2018 at 11:24 am

        Florian actually grew up in SHARON out of all places

  • Can't Even
    February 5, 2018 at 9:02 pm

    Florian aka FLO is from Norwood And Sharon. He is the father of 3 to Thea Parker,( who passed away of an OD in 2012 while with Flo). Soon after her death he married this cherry treat

  • Mark D
    February 5, 2018 at 8:31 pm

    Hope they all die.

  • Smitty
    February 5, 2018 at 5:03 pm

    This is all horrible. I hope that poor little boy pulls through and is okay. All of it could have been avoided. So so sad

  • Greg
    February 5, 2018 at 4:44 pm

    I never want to take my life for GRANITE again. She actually typed granite.

    • monbatville
      February 7, 2018 at 11:25 pm

      Her mind was thinking ‘rocks’…Freudian slip.

  • Junk box 74892648
    February 5, 2018 at 1:55 pm

    Ya know, I was a junk box for years. Hid it from everyone. Got clean for a while, had babies, got back into it for a bit before finally getting clean for good 4 years ago. I maintain addiction is a disease, however, shooting up before driving your kids isn’t a disease, it’s stupidity. I guarantee if this guy was sober he still wouldn’t have restrained his kid. Doing drugs may be a disease, but even while high out of my mind I still never thought driving with kids was acceptable. That’s stupidity. And unfortunately, the only cure for that level of stupidity is being kicked in the face with a pair of steel-toes.

    Oh, and child services never took my kids. Why? Because you must be a pretty big fucking lowlife to get child services to take your kids. So I have no compassion for people who say “DCF likes taking kids from families”. Because, no, they dont.

    • Well, No Shit
      February 5, 2018 at 3:03 pm

      Doing drugs is not a disease; it is a choice. Cancer is a disease. Multiple Sclerosis is a disease. ALS is a disease.

      Addiction may be a disease, but the act of using is definitely not. THAT is a choice.

      • Brian Albrecht
        February 5, 2018 at 3:20 pm

        Chlamydia is a disease. Peyronie’s disease (aka janky winkie) is a disease. Tinea Cruris is a disease.

        (I’ve have/have had them all.)

        This is fun let play some more!! Trichomoniasis is a disease. Gonorrhea is a disease. Priapism is a disease. (I hate that one. Mommy has to take me to the doctors if it lasts more than 4 hours and hurts real bad. Then the meany bo beanie doctor pokes my dingus with a needle. Owey. But then Mommy gets me ice cream and a pack of baseball cards!)

  • Brian Albrecht
    February 5, 2018 at 1:20 pm

    I know those guys. She doesn’t like to put penises in her mouth, so I get him started. Then she lets me look at her boobies before he puts his thingy in her. If I do an extra good job at getting him all hard and stuff, I can lick her clean after he finishes. Most of the time she won’t let me cause I tend to be toothy. But I’m working on that!! Every chance I get! FUCK WIT ME

  • Finn
    February 5, 2018 at 12:19 pm

    Cherry, Christine, Cassie,

    I know none of you are vying for that junior vp position in marketing, but potential employers *do* look at social media. Knock it off.

    “Prayers! Prayers! Prayers!” do jack shit. Keeping a needle out of your arm and making smart decisions will keep your kids out of the hospital and DCF out of your hair. Why is that such a hard concept to understand?

    Stop excusing shitty behavior. You’re embarrassing your parents and your children (they *will* see your vapid FB rants someday). Start taking accountability for your actions instead of acting righteous and incredulous. God, this get tiring – don’t you get exhausted?

    Finn

    • Well, No Shit
      February 5, 2018 at 12:37 pm

      “Potential employers.”

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

      The Commonwealth of Massachusetts, you know, the agency that puts food on her table (ahem) one monthly installment at a time, couldn’t give a fuck less about what she has on Insta/Snap/Facebook.

      I wish that they did, but they clearly do not.

      • Finn
        February 5, 2018 at 2:30 pm

        Sarcasm doesn’t miss you – does it?

        • Well, No Shit
          February 5, 2018 at 3:00 pm

          I was agreeing with you.

          These government-funded trashbags will never be forced to learn the lesson that shit that gets posted online can/will follow you forever.

          • Finn's Not Very Bright
            February 5, 2018 at 8:36 pm

            Finn’s too busy fapping to every reply he gets to pay attention to what anyone actually writes.

            He’s probably stroking it to this comment right now – and doesn’t realize he’s being mocked. Typical dumbed down, millennial, snowflake poseur.

          • Finn
            February 5, 2018 at 10:43 pm

            sorry, my bad!

            btw – to “Finn’s Not So Bright” : Your description of me… uh.. A big swing and a miss. #dying

  • Brian Albrecht
    February 5, 2018 at 12:05 pm

    TOUGH LOOK FOR WEYMOUTH.
    Also, not a single one of u fucking sidewinders showed up to face me at dive bar saturday I think BRET K and his twink boyfriend showed up, but as soon as they saw me kept on walking. I could tell it was BRET cuz him and his twink were were dressed like 2 skinny frogs in pastel shirts that wouldnt fit around my right bicep. Also, BRET had a large glob of jizz hanging off his chin and scurried away like a fucking pigeon.

    FUCKING WORCESTER TRASH

    PS…SQUIRTER GIRL…SUP?

    • Stephon
      February 5, 2018 at 2:46 pm

      Can you boost me some of my replicas from Kohls? Just don’t get caugjt again and turtle when that female Loss prevention agent starts beating on you. Sorry for the loss last night. Can’t cover everyone.

  • KJDS
    February 5, 2018 at 11:54 am

    I’m fairly certain that if something terrible happened to my child, I’d be at his side in the hospital, and not posting all over FB.

  • Stunt Penis
    February 5, 2018 at 11:49 am

    I’d pop (in) that Cherry… but only after I triple-bag it, and immediately scrub down in a hazmat decon chamber when I’m finished

  • The Vorlon
    February 5, 2018 at 11:38 am

    I remember when Weymouth was a OK town.

    Good Gods I’m getting old…

  • Uncle Randy
    February 5, 2018 at 11:26 am

    Weymouth is the Webster of the South Shore.

  • February 5, 2018 at 11:14 am

    The only mistake was that his mother didn’t swallow him. Hopefully he will never see his kids again. If they are even his!

  • Well, No Shit.
    February 5, 2018 at 10:47 am

    This greaseball Jersey Shore knock-off HAS to be Brian Albrecht. If not, then he undoubtedly looks like the aviators-wearing turd burglar with the “Situation” complex. 

    Does everyone from Weymouth have to try to look/act like “der frum Joisey?”

    Tools. 

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