Hooters In Shrewsbury Leads To Hilarious Facebook Commentary

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So the Hooters in Shrewsbury is supposed to be opening up soon, and their Facebook page is really turning up the heat!!!

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First of all, I cannot wait to see the wall of sausage that is gonna occupy this place once it opens. Just read through some of the comments on the Facebook page. I feel like I’m gonna get my leg humped just reading through some of them. Don’t these guys realize you can just head down to Sweaty Betty’s for the lunchtime special and get more value for your money?

Secondly, I’ve never even been to a Hooters before, and if I do go this one it won’t be for the local boobs. It’ll be for the food. If it’s good, then I come back. If it’s not, I’ll see ya later. Because Turtleboy isn’t dumb enough to fall for the old boobs in the face trick. I mean, that’s the reason they’re successful right? You stare at boobs the whole time so people don’t give a shit what their food tastes like. Yea, sorry, Turtleboy is immune to boobs at this point in life. Maybe if I was 17 again, but at this point I don’t care if the person brining me my wings has junk in the trunk. I’m not going home with you anyway, but the food will be coming with me one way or another.

Thirdly, if you’re gonna apply to work at Hooters don’t do this:

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If your profile picture is this:

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Fourthly, if you don’t like Hooters or you think it’s sexist, that’s cool. Feel free not to go. But don’t do this:

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Newsflash Marcy Darcy – Hooter’s isn’t making anyone work there. Women actually choose to do this using their own free will. You know, like feminists are supposed to support. Choices. And quite frankly, a restaurant bringing tons of new business to the area looks a lot better than the empty lot that currently occupies an area near the center of your town.

Lastly, this is a fair question:

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I say yes.

The bottom line is, obviously we’re gonna need to check this place out when it opens. And Hooters is gonna need to advertise somewhere. I highly suggest Turtleboy Sports. We don’t have any PC Marcy  Darcy’s, we have lots of readers with man boobs, and the vast majority enjoy football, beer, wings, and everything else Hooter’s has to offer. Ride the Turtle.

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16 Comment(s)
  • Jack
    October 28, 2015 at 1:56 pm

    Looks like the biggest thing to happen in this area in many years. It will go over fine, because of little or no competition. Also, all the free advertising they’re receiving too. Good to go and a winner for sure !

  • Fillet o fish
    October 27, 2015 at 6:24 pm

    BOSTON couldn’t support a Hooters. Shrewsbury? Doubt it.

  • WormtownorBust
    October 27, 2015 at 7:35 am

    Sarah Jane must not get out much.

    I can go to several bars in the area and see some young strumpet bartender showing off her cans.

    It’s the way the world works. Women know boobs = $$ so why not let them take advantage?

  • TDF
    October 27, 2015 at 6:45 am

    Has TB ever done a Blog on Feminists….there is soooo much to make fun of there.

  • October 27, 2015 at 1:48 am

    Tell Sarah it’s a free country she can move to many different places, I hope they do good business, and it’s October breast cancer awareness month sarah join the fight to save lives.

  • Gronkmonster
    October 26, 2015 at 10:17 pm

    I go for the Buffalo shrimp with a small side of wings….The nylons they make the girls wear ruin it for me and If you get a boner over some cleavage you need some serious help so I do actually go for the food. Much better food than BWW or wings over

  • BobnMic
    October 26, 2015 at 9:47 pm

    I have faith that the girls that will be working there will be gorgeous. I’ve always considered Shrewsbury girls among the best if not the best looking girls in central MA. And I am not from Shrewsbury. It just might be the water or something. Try going to Shrewsbury’s Planet Fitness and see if your jaw does not drop to the floor.

    Anyway, Hooter’s buffalo wings are the breast. I mean best. They are huge and delicious.

    Ok, I’ll stop now. Sorry.

  • Larry Mondello
    October 26, 2015 at 7:05 pm

    The young, dumb, and full of cum swinging dicks will converge on this joint with shit eating grins and act like these big titted ladies are the eighth wonder of the world. If it lasts as long as Chilies, the previous occupant, I’d be surprised.

  • crl
    October 26, 2015 at 6:56 pm

    Would be better if our legislature treated us like adults and allowed happy hour. Drink specials in grown up states are nice.

  • RSoxGuy
    October 26, 2015 at 4:55 pm

    Ive never been a big fan of wings. If I want wings, i go to a Chinese place.

    Ive been to a few Hooters in my day but Im not 15 anymore. I can go to the strip club. Hooters does nothing for me other than the John Gruden commercials. That guy is a riot. Man.

  • Wabbitt
    October 26, 2015 at 2:23 pm

    I’ve heard the food is decent. But if I want tits and food I’ll just go to Mario’s for the $5 prime rib.

  • typical white person
    October 26, 2015 at 1:43 pm

    I went to the Hooters in W. Springfield. The food was pretty good, and being female, I wasn’t ogling the girls. They were really nice, though. I even had a conversation with one of the girls about what kind of bra she wore to keep the girls so high. She was very helpful, and wrote down the make and model!

  • Frogshit
    October 26, 2015 at 1:11 pm

    Been to Hooter’s a bunch. Good wings. Much better than the Buffalo crap place. Careful what you wish for on the “hooter ” scale. Don’t see to many playboy models in Shrewsbury….

  • Clive's not a racist, just ask him
    October 26, 2015 at 12:52 pm

    Their wings are great! I go to the Hooter’s in Tampa Bay when I’m visiting the grand parents. Grandpa ALWAYS makes sure to request the table that’s right next to the bussing station! This way they have to bend down to get the silverware. No joke, started the tradition when I barely had fuzz on the nuts

    • kidneybean
      October 26, 2015 at 1:11 pm

      Lol@ your name

  • Nanny
    October 26, 2015 at 12:36 pm

    I went to Hooters once, in Denver. From what I remember the food was decent. I was there with two older dudes though, and they were embarrassing around the waitstaff.

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