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So the Hooters in Shrewsbury is supposed to be opening up soon, and their Facebook page is really turning up the heat!!!
First of all, I cannot wait to see the wall of sausage that is gonna occupy this place once it opens. Just read through some of the comments on the Facebook page. I feel like I’m gonna get my leg humped just reading through some of them. Don’t these guys realize you can just head down to Sweaty Betty’s for the lunchtime special and get more value for your money?
Secondly, I’ve never even been to a Hooters before, and if I do go this one it won’t be for the local boobs. It’ll be for the food. If it’s good, then I come back. If it’s not, I’ll see ya later. Because Turtleboy isn’t dumb enough to fall for the old boobs in the face trick. I mean, that’s the reason they’re successful right? You stare at boobs the whole time so people don’t give a shit what their food tastes like. Yea, sorry, Turtleboy is immune to boobs at this point in life. Maybe if I was 17 again, but at this point I don’t care if the person brining me my wings has junk in the trunk. I’m not going home with you anyway, but the food will be coming with me one way or another.
Thirdly, if you’re gonna apply to work at Hooters don’t do this:
If your profile picture is this:
Fourthly, if you don’t like Hooters or you think it’s sexist, that’s cool. Feel free not to go. But don’t do this:
Newsflash Marcy Darcy – Hooter’s isn’t making anyone work there. Women actually choose to do this using their own free will. You know, like feminists are supposed to support. Choices. And quite frankly, a restaurant bringing tons of new business to the area looks a lot better than the empty lot that currently occupies an area near the center of your town.
Lastly, this is a fair question:
I say yes.
The bottom line is, obviously we’re gonna need to check this place out when it opens. And Hooters is gonna need to advertise somewhere. I highly suggest Turtleboy Sports. We don’t have any PC Marcy Darcy’s, we have lots of readers with man boobs, and the vast majority enjoy football, beer, wings, and everything else Hooter’s has to offer. Ride the Turtle.
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