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How Did The Blackstone House Of Horrors Killer Mom Get So Fat In Jail?

 

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Erika Murray, AKA the Blackstone House of Horrors Killer Mom, started her trial last week. I plan on writing a longer blog about it, but we’re actually switching hosting providers tonight at 10 so we’re not going to be able to publish anything tonight after that. I’ll publish a longer blog on TBDailyNews, but for now I just want to ask the question that everyone’s gotta be asking right now – if American prisons are so bad, then how did Erika Murray get so fat?

Before prison.

After prison.

It’s easy to gain the freshman 15 when all you do is drink beer and order pizza. What’s her excuse? And how good is the food in jail if she can gorge herself like this? I’m offended by the mere fact that you’re able to go into jail with no chins and leave with more chins than the Shanghai yellow pages. Jail should be miserable and you should be fed Oliver Twist rations and like it. Wherever she’s being housed must be catered by the Grand Corral, and as a taxpayer I must insist that it end.

 

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31 Comment(s)
  • Swanky
    June 11, 2019 at 2:44 pm

    Aren’t we ignoring the obvious answer? She’s pregnant again!

  • Aaron Hernandez challenge
    June 11, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    She should take the Aaron Hernandez challenge tie a bed sheet to the radiator tie the other half around her neck run and jump on the floor her Weight should snap her neck if not I have other options

  • Ann
    June 11, 2019 at 11:23 am

    I can only imagine is that the cheesehog no longer has the parasite which was contracted from that dirty ass house.

  • Randall Guy
    June 11, 2019 at 9:50 am

    She’s on meds, off recreational drugs and on a regular schedule and gets no exercise. And prison food is crap.

    Duh.

  • Caryn Alberini
    June 11, 2019 at 9:10 am

    In prison you get canteen. If you have money in your account you can buy a ton of junk food and candy. It’s not the prison food it’s the canteen. If you don’t have the money you can trade for canteen or other inmates will give other inmates stuff. I worked at MCI Framingham where she is.

  • marilu
    June 11, 2019 at 9:10 am

    Well people do get fat in jail, the food isn’t healthy at all & the snacks that are worth their weight in gold in there are all horrific junk food.
    My question would be more about why her hair looks so much better now that she’s incarcerated… good jail salon like in OITNB?

  • Crotch rot
    June 11, 2019 at 8:07 am

    A steady diet of coffee cakes twat waffles and Prozac will do that

    • Caryn Alberini
      June 11, 2019 at 9:14 am

      There is a inmate run salon in MCI Framingham.

      • Just wondering
        June 11, 2019 at 5:36 pm

        Where do you work? Is that your real name? If you’re a therapist/healthcare provider is it professional for you to be commenting on mental health health patients publicly. Didn’t work out well fot the woman police dispatcher who threw her 2 cents in on the open cases and the fatal car crash involving 2 young guys. She lost her job. Just saying.

  • power shitposter
    June 11, 2019 at 7:04 am

    she’s so sexy, can you imagine the stench?
    I’m a grown man and I have a job

  • jack
    June 11, 2019 at 4:55 am

    Clarence Woods Emerson is stocking her canteen, that’s the only way. shit people congregate together.

  • Heifer Town
    June 11, 2019 at 2:04 am

    It’s the Massachusetts effect. Most women around here are fuckin’ fatties haven’t you noticed, they’re built like goddam blueberries.

  • War inside my head
    June 11, 2019 at 1:31 am

    Antidepressants are for regular people who don’t like their job or marriage. This is antipsychotics. They’re horse pills for the truly insane that at high doses are like a chemical lobotomy. They stop violent behavior and can slow the metabolism down so bad a pound gained in a day is normal. It’s poison and after years of it people die from organ failure. The life of the criminally insane is not some scam to expose. It’s unending pain for them and the people in their life. Yes they hurt people and kids and we can’t allow it but don’t ever think they live the life of riley in any way. Inside their brain it’s a horror movie 24/7.

    • She’s a witch!
      June 11, 2019 at 6:48 am

      Sympathy for the devil. Whether it’s the disease or mental illness; compassion isn’t the answer. Kill her. Slowly. Painfully. Publicly. If she was sane enough to breed she can recognize that being burned at the stake is a detriment. Allowing her a lifetime of Twinkie’s with her only goal, diabetes, on my dime? Not so much!

      • Caryn Alberini
        June 11, 2019 at 9:22 am

        There are many second generation antipsychotics that do not cause weight gain or turn people into zombies. You are referring to treatment 30 years ago. Many success people like doctors and lawyers have conditions that require them to be on antipsychotic medication. They are completely fine. The only long term effect is that they can cause involuntary facial movements and ticks after 10 years or longer being on them. I’m a therapist and diagnosis these conditions and work with doctors in prescribing medication. There is a ton of new research on new second generation medication in the last 10 years.

        • Southshore LPN
          June 11, 2019 at 5:44 pm

          Therapists don’t prescribe meds. You have to be a nurse practioner or better. Dr.’s would give a shit about your unqualified recommendation for medication treatment. Your spouting drug company propaganda right out of the brochures.

      • The miracle of electricity
        June 11, 2019 at 5:24 pm

        You don’t need to be sane to breed. You don’t have to even be awake at time of conception or delivery. A baby can still be born. A 12 year old girl or a mentally incompetant person are not active participants in the reproduction in their bodies that takes place after they are exploited without their concent or understanding of whats happening to them. When it happens to your daughter the light bulb will finally turn on.

    • Y
      June 11, 2019 at 10:04 am

      I bet you support all the liberal judges, too.
      You had me, too, until you started spewing that nonsense about the life of Reilly.

      • True conservative
        June 11, 2019 at 5:50 pm

        Death penalty for retarded/mentally ill, euthanasia, and abortion aren’t conservative values.

  • Ahhhhhhh
    June 11, 2019 at 12:59 am

    I bet they put her on anti depressents or some other simar medication because she was clearly mentally ill , and those meds make some people blow up like a balloon

  • Nuff said
    June 10, 2019 at 11:32 pm

    Drugs are bad mmmkay

    • Y
      June 11, 2019 at 9:54 am

  • Chow Down Lard Ass
    June 10, 2019 at 10:41 pm

    No drugs plain and simple
    She’s also probably in psych meds too like the other comment said. Instant fatty

  • stiff pete
    June 10, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    i have only ever known one person to go to jail for a year or more and i was told it’s really easy to get fat in jail. between the all carbs food, antidepressants and all the sleep you can get yeah its kinda normal I guess

  • Steve
    June 10, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    Have a buddy did 18 months came out 45 lbs fatter. You get shit food. Pasta etc. Full of carbs

  • Linda
    June 10, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    They get a lot of McDonalds and Wendys food. That stuff will add weight to an anorexic.

  • Poo
    June 10, 2019 at 9:46 pm

    I don’t have any jokes but maybe it’s a hormonal issue and/or snacks bought with canteen money sent by a sugar daddy?

  • ANGRY GIANT
    June 10, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    Are they loading her up with anti depressants now?

  • wisstah
    June 10, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    the drugs kept her thin. she doesn’t have those anymore.

  • Fats Domino
    June 10, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    Carbs are cheap. Bread and pasta. It’s like being in a nursing home. Every meal is 3000 calories. No veggies for you.

  • Dr Mantis Toboggan M.D.
    June 10, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    My diagnosis:
    She must be hoarding food now…

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