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Not sure how we missed this, but apparently last year on MTV’s Ridiculousness an epic hoodbooger brawl outside of Wings Over Worcester made it onto the program:
What an absolute legend the fat guy in the Hawaiian shirt was:
These assholes were whining about him being “respectful” when all of a sudden the guy in the Saver’s suit HEADBUTTS him!! A full fledged old school headbutt!!
After that it was pretty much game over.
That’s why I don’t mess with guys who wear Hawaiian shirts out. They ran out of fucks to give a long, long time ago. Nevertheless it’s safe to say that he established himself as the King Cheesehog of Water Street after that. Please tell me someone knows his name. It’s Worcester. Everyone knows each other.
How are we just seeing this now? This was like, a week or so after Alexis Aslanian became Turtleboy famous after establishing herself as Water Street’s most ratchet n-bomb dropping trap queen:
Oh right, that’s why. Well, if you need me I’ll be in the bathroom. Reading.
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Now TB is pushing 5 yo videos as “news” ??!! Now *that* is ratchet ( to his few remaining advertisers, who I hear are fleeing like rats from a sinking ship…)
Also what happened to fiesty lawyer lady? We need the deets because ill bet she didnt go quietly.
Wasn’t it feisty turtle lady? I’ve wondered what happened to her too. She was the only one whoever posted in this comment section.
Clip is from like 5 years ago. Remember the worcester fights fb page? Ratchet.
Dan Margolis wears Hawaiian shirts!
He was probably full of shit when he went to the counter and told them that his order was short a few wings. Personally I would have just given him a few extra wings anyway and turned my name tag in to the manager.
I seen this clip last week or so and thought it was actually a video from a few years ago? Unless it’s the same hawaiian shirt guy from another Water/Green street fight? Something to look into…
I’m going to model my entire existence after that guy right there. First thing after work headed out to get me some Hawaiian shirts. I have had an come to Jesus moment and finally realized what my place in life is.
Little by very little, Worcester is becoming known nationwide. For reasons the real Worcester people know already.
Alexis.
Would.
No snappy comments, just…
WOULD.
Wow, thems some nice titties!
She had some nice ones too!
All that chick had is those flapjack tits. They’re the type that look good when stuffed in a bra, then fall about like some tribes woman on natgeo! Worst part is, that’s her best feature!
I need pics to decide.
The reach on the Hawaiian shirt guy is gorilla-like. Yikes…