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Not sure how we missed this, but apparently last year on MTV’s
Ridiculousnessan epic hoodbooger brawl outside of Wings Over Worcester made it onto the program:
What an absolute legend the fat guy in the Hawaiian shirt was:
These assholes were whining about him being “respectful” when all of a sudden the guy in the Saver’s suit HEADBUTTS him!! A full fledged old school headbutt!!
After that it was pretty much game over.
That’s why I don’t mess with guys who wear Hawaiian shirts out. They ran out of fucks to give a long, long time ago. Nevertheless it’s safe to say that he established himself as the King Cheesehog of Water Street after that. Please tell me someone knows his name. It’s Worcester. Everyone knows each other.
How are we just seeing this now? This was like, a week or so after Alexis Aslanian became Turtleboy famous after establishing herself as Water Street’s most ratchet n-bomb dropping trap queen:
Oh right, that’s why. Well, if you need me I’ll be in the bathroom. Reading.