How Stupid Is This Springfield Cop Who Used His Real Facebook Page To Laugh At The Woman Killed At The Charlottesville Nazi Protest?

How Stupid Is This Springfield Cop Who Used His Real Facebook Page To Laugh At The Woman Killed At The Charlottesville Nazi Protest?

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A lot of people are buzzing about this Springfield cop named Conrad Lariviere who thought it would be a smart idea to comment under a Ben Shapiro Facebook post about the fragile white nationalist who killed a protester in Charlottesville:

What a maroon. Seriously, how stupid can you be? First of all, you’re a cop using your real name on Facebook. Rookie move. No public servant who has any sort of controversial things to say should EVER use their real name on Facebook. In a perfect world you’d be allowed to say whatever you want regardless of profession. But that’s not the world we’re living in. You can cry about it or you can play the game and keep your job. He chose to do the former. I don’t even have a Facebook page with my real name. This guy should’ve just been a grownup, made a Clarence Woods Emerson account, and then he could say whatever he wants with no repercussions.

But even if you did get caught doing something like this all you have to do is say, “Wasn’t me.” There’s fake Turtleboy accounts everywhere that write insane shit to make us look bad. If this guy were smart he’d say it wasn’t his account. Just someone trying to make cops look bad. But instead he did this:

Lariviere confirmed that he is a patrolman in a Facebook conversation with MassLive, and expressed remorse for what he described as “a stupid comment about people blocking streets.”

“Never would I want someone to get murdered. I am not a racist and don’t believe in what any of those protesters are doing,” Lariviere told MassLive. “I’m a good man who made a stupid comment and would just like to be left alone.

Hey, you know what would be a wicked smart thing to do after saying something like this in the immediate aftermath of a murder? Speaking with Masslive before consulting with an attorney or the union. And whatever you do, don’t say, “I’m not a racist” or “I’m a good man.” Because the SJWs ain’t trying to hear that. These people are not reasonable. They hate cops and Trump supporters. They’re looking for a reason to go after people like you, and you served it up to them on a golden platter. They think everyone is a racist, and you saying you’re a good man isn’t gonna change their opinion about you. Good thing he added in that he’d “like to be left alone though.” I’m sure the lynch mobs will honor his request. It’s not like this is a controversial topic or anything like that.

Look, he was right about one thing – protesters shouldn’t block roads. And if a bunch of hippies blockade a highway, the Turtleboy hippie plowing freedommobile isn’t stopping. But this wasn’t like that. That was a crowded side street, in the heart of a Nazi protest that was getting national attention. It’s not me on my way to work.

And whatever you do, make sure the first thing you write isn’t, “HAHAHHAHA love this.” Ya know, because a woman did die. And if you’re a cop and you’re “loving” and laughing at a second degree murder caught on tape, it’s not gonna end up well for you.

Then to make it worse he writes, “How do you know he was a Nazi scumbag? Stop being part of the problem.” If you don’t have the intuition to realize what side the murderer was on before he was arrested, then you probably shouldn’t be a cop. Because cops are supposed to have street smarts and intuition. Like, an hour later the killer was identified as a Hitler lover.

Bro, you’re not some trailer trash commenting on Breitbart. You’re a cop. You’re a professional. You have the right to say shit like that on Facebook, but you don’t have a right to be a cop. And from the looks of it, he’s not gonna be one for long. Here’s what Internal Affairs has to say about it:

“I received notification of this Facebook post earlier today via email from a complainant.  The post is purportedly from Springfield police officer. I took immediate steps to initiate a prompt and thorough internal investigation,” Barbieri wrote in an email. “If in fact this post did originate from an officer employed with the Springfield Police Department, this matter will be reviewed by the Community Police Hearings Board for further action.”

Yea dude, you’re fucked. Fair or not, you gotta know the political climate. And there’s no way in hell your union isn’t gonna sell you down the river. You just made life impossible for the SPD. Yesterday they posted this harmless thing about a spin class on their Facebook page:

And this is what happened:

Literally every post on their page in the last week is flooded like this. You think this is what Conrad’s bosses wanna deal with? Do you understand how furious they probably are with him for being this fucking stupid? It’s hard enough being a cop in America right now. Now it’s a million times worse because this maroon couldn’t shut the fuck up on social media. Like your average ratchet we profile on Turtleboy.

Here’s what the Mayor said:

“I just got done issuing a statement this morning on how upsetting the tragic incidents were in Charlottesville, Virginia and one of our own officers does this? Unbelievable! There is no place for this in our society, let alone from a Springfield Police Officer,” Sarno said. “I stand by and commend Commissioner John Barbieri’s steps for a thorough internal investigation and review by our Community Police Hearing Board to pursue the appropriate discipline against said officer.”

Yup, he’s fucked. Sarno is a democrat, but he’s very reasonable. He’s against making Springfield a sanctuary city, and was outspoken against Hampshire College when they refused to raise the American flag after Trump won the election. If you’ve lost him, you’ve lost everyone.

This story is being carried by the MSM nationwide because it obviously fits their agenda. Someone actually sent us this story two days ago and we never got around to it because weekends are family time in the Turtleboy households, and on Sundays especially we focus on putting together the greatest Turtleboy Live show ever.

Honestly, I’m glad we didn’t break it. This guy’s career is over. He’s fucked. And generally the type of people we like to ruin the lives of are people who harass our advertisers. That’s about it. No way the SPD keeps him on way. How can they? The free speech advocate in me says he should be suspended without pay, but the realist in me knows that they have no choice but to fire him.



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29 Comment(s)
  • September 4, 2017 at 12:05 pm

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  • September 4, 2017 at 9:05 am

    What a data of un-ambiguity and preserveness of precious knowledge concerning unexpected emotions.

  • Do right
    August 17, 2017 at 6:52 pm

    What, no article about the racist Dudley hi way superintendent

  • Tad McThundercok
    August 16, 2017 at 11:24 am

    I guess the first amendment goes right out the window when people get upset. Seems like his fingers work faster than his brain. This is what that first amendment thing is for, to protect the speech that you find offensive. Remember two live crew?
    The thought that this guy is going to be bounced out of his career over a facebook post is crazy, and whats even crazier is that the peons are cheering for it.
    And you see this crap everywhere.
    The guy already said he was sorry, that should be the end of it but no, it isn’t.

  • True Reality Speaks
    Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
    August 15, 2017 at 9:58 pm

    Yeah. We should continue to let the leftists do and say what they want with no repercussions – while rational people should continue to cower in the corner and stay silent about what is actually true. This is the attitude that has allowed this BS to prosper, and for the good people (mistake or not) to now be considered the bad guys.

    Keep striving for your totalitarian utopia, liberal TB.

  • Wryn P.
    August 15, 2017 at 12:44 pm

    He wasn’t speaking to a persons death in his comment, he was speaking to crowd control and free access prohibitions that are usually put in place when demonstrators are marching. At least, that’s how I took his comment.

    • Merk
      August 15, 2017 at 2:52 pm

      well you are pretty fucking stupid then. The title of the article he posted said 1 dead and 19 injured.

    • Sonny's Mom
      August 15, 2017 at 2:57 pm

      His comments were vague and I had the impression he’d had one beer too many on his day off. Unfortunately post-Charlottesville, a new generation of Thought Police are scouring the internet, looking for any excuse to whip up hysteria and slime “the enemy” on social media. These piranhas think wrecking someone’s career over a thoughtless FB comment equals “social justice”… especially a cop.

  • Strata
    August 15, 2017 at 11:46 am

    How stupid? Stupid enough that he should be fired. Not fit to be a cop.

  • Johnny5
    August 15, 2017 at 10:50 am

    Nothing to do with free speech…the guy should be fired for being an absolute moron and having no common sense. I don’t trust his judgment whatsoever. Also seems like the type of guy that LOVES giving tickets, like it makes him feel powerful. He’s a pathetic loser.

  • real name
    August 15, 2017 at 9:52 am

    Look, he was right about one thing – protesters shouldn’t block roads. And if a bunch of hippies blockade a highway, the Turtleboy hippie plowing freedommobile isn’t stopping

    Are you kidding me ? Protesting is about making people notice the protest . Sorry if it impedes your commute home . Do you realize that you just made yourself complicit in the possible attempted murder of people engaging in civil disobedience ? Civil disobedience is about inconvenience . Civil disobedience is about obstruction . Civil disobedience is about making people like you take notice . Civil disobedience may get someone arrested but it is not punishable by vehicular manslaughter . What the hell is wrong with you ? What kind of sick fuck are you ? This article never once addresses anything but how stupid this cop was for using his own FB page for his horrific opinions . Wow , thanks Turtleboy … none of us knew it was stupid for public servants to rant about how funny they think vehicular manslaughter is . None of us knew how stupid it was for public servants to rant about how great it is when civil disobedience gets people killed . You are fucking piece of work ..probably only slightly better than this pig who hopefully won’t even be able to get a job guarding a Wal Mart .

    • Alma
      August 15, 2017 at 11:23 am

      “sorry if it impedes your commute home”
      Nice sarcastic fake apology. Likewise, I am sorry if you have a medical emergency and it impedes your commute to the hospital in an ambulance, because, civil disobedience.

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      August 15, 2017 at 10:17 pm

      Sorry. Your “civil disobedience” doesn’t include inciting riots and violence. Nor does it include forcibly denying people their 1st amendment rights to express their views lawfully, or any other laws you “feel” you have the right to ignore. Your naive and self-righteous rant just proves that your not special – just another entitled narcissist navel gazer – and your passage into mature adulthood is on hold until you grow a pair and act like a reasonably accountable and responsible adult. Good luck with that, snowflake. You’re a well trained sheep – and oblivious to your own indoctrination.

      • Rightwinger
        August 15, 2017 at 10:43 pm


  • Brian
    August 15, 2017 at 7:50 am

    Facts are is that the Democratic leaders in Charlottesville told the cops to stand down just as they did in Ferguson and Baltimore and all the others that Obama helped burn to the ground. If they were allowed to do their job this would have never escalated. And the fact is these white supremacist losers were not starting the violence it was the Antifa and BLM losers that in fact started all of the violence

    • Alma
      August 15, 2017 at 8:22 am

      Both sides are a bunch of losers. I agree Brian, well put. Just a bunch of asshats who need to feel superior, racially and morally.

  • Justiceforall
    August 15, 2017 at 7:48 am

    Is it true that there is a federal investigation re: any police officer affiliated with white supremacy and the likes throughout the nation?

  • Jack Mehoff
    August 15, 2017 at 6:47 am

    The cops in Charlottesville were told to back off. Somebody higher up, probably a Democrat, wanted this to happen. George Soros’s troops were bused in and paid to riot, this is the result. Fills the narrative perfectly. One stupid cop gets hooked like a fish, I’m surprised there aren’t more. Facebook is for morons, you get what you deserve.

    Stay strong.

  • They call me Ponch
    August 15, 2017 at 6:12 am

    This guys head will be displayed on a pike to appease the community.
    Right or wrong, dumb or
    Smart, free speech is being stifled.

    • Goose
      August 15, 2017 at 6:13 pm

      While I agree that free speech is being threatened by certain groups, this is a terrible, awful example to use.

      No one prevented him from saying what he wanted. No governmentally-controlled “Gestapo” came and picked him up.

      There are consequences to freely speaking your mind- because reactions to one’ opinions are also protected speech.

      Further, there isn’t necessarily much protection on FB. It’s a private organization. People screaming about free speech on sites like that need to learn the difference between private, corporate, and public/governmental affairs.

  • August 15, 2017 at 2:56 am

    Free speech for everyone but the cops.
    Society has begun the downward spin
    Freedom is not free
    Yes we all have the right to say words like faggot, lesbo, shithead, or whatever we like
    Too bad the rules only apply to the cops
    Every cop should call in sick on Labor Day across the nation leave the social justice warriors to fend off the criminals
    Fuck them all let god sort them out

    • Goose
      August 15, 2017 at 3:10 pm


      The officer in question most certainly has the right to speak freely.

      In fact,news flash, no one stopped him from saying whatever he wanted. On a platform where free speech isn’t necessarily protected to begin with! (Facebook is not a governmental agency or authority)

      On top of that, where part of the bill of rights guarantees one protection from consequences resulting from one’s free-speech?

      The officer spoke freely, and no government agency swooped down upon him and sent him to Gitmo. Citizens came down upon him. No the secret police.

      Lastly, allow me to frame it this way- as TB said, this guy posted this comment, under his real name, on a publically viewable section of FB.

      In this political and cultural climate.

      How fucking retarded do you get? What the fuck did he think would happen?

      You want a guy who is clearly this mentally deficient to continue patrol?

  • Brian
    August 15, 2017 at 2:19 am

    less to do about Racism than just that an asshole blocking a road during a Protest got run over doing that. I think a lot of us have wanted​ this to happen just not this way

  • Wwy
    August 15, 2017 at 12:50 am

    This guy fought in Jew wars so he knows the only supremacy in America is the dirty zionists.

    • Alma
      August 15, 2017 at 8:19 am

      Hey Archie, comments like that fuel the flames of SJWs. With morons like you around, we’ll NEVER hear the end of them. Thanks a bunch.

      • Stunt Penis
        August 15, 2017 at 11:14 am

        You’ll never hear the end of them anyway. They’re professional victims. They will always have something, somewhere, somehow, to bitch about.

  • 404 Error
    August 15, 2017 at 12:01 am

    The people commenting on the police dept.’s page aren’t even from here.
    Several SJWs with a large following wrote about it on social media.

    • KimberlyS
      August 15, 2017 at 11:45 am

      That’s the Alinsky way.

  • Worcesterite
    August 14, 2017 at 11:58 pm

    Yeah, while I don’t think he’s racist, that was a stupid thing to write.
    This is the internet age, and as a public servant myself, I wouldn’t suggest
    anyone have their profiles public or have social media at all.
    You’re watched like a hawk (whether you know it
    or not.) Back when I had a Facebook account I was messaged by someone who
    I waited on once who was a real creep, and I didn’t even have my personal
    info. public.

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