I’ve seen a lot of dumb parent outrage on the Internet machine, but this one out of New Bedford takes the cake.
Stop the ride, I wanna get off.
It’s a satirical end of the year, light hearted “award” that teachers, who clearly care about their students, give to them as a joke. Like when teachers called you the absent minded professor if you forgot your homework. It’s a joke. Remember when jokes were still a thing? Before we let every whiny poon on the Internet complain about how outraged they are over every perceived slight that comes their way?
You tried putting my son down you know what you are putting yourself’s down.
This person reproduced. God help us.
My son is not the one lost in the crowd you are.
It was a FREAKING joke!
I am a very proud mom of having a son with autism and he is doing a very good job in school even though he struggles a lot.
The next clam who uses their kids autism to go viral on Facebook is getting cunt-punched. You want your crotch fruit to feel included? Don’t freak out over a satirical award that other kids also received, but whose parents didn’t cry about it on Facebook.
You 5 that signed this you are should not even be teaching. Your discrimination to my son will not stay like this. I will go wherever I have to and do whatever I have to so you can eat your words.
You wanna know what discrimination would’ve looked like? Them singling your kid out as the only one who didn’t get a gag gift award because he’s too stupid to understand the nuance. Instead they included him because they’re not terrible, joyless twats like you.
I want to tell Normandin Middle School teachers which are the ones who signed this that you should be embarrassed of yourself.
The only one embarrassed here is you, not only for your inability to understand what this piece of paper actually meant, but for your complete and utter desecration of the English language.
I prayed to the Gods of sanity when I saw the number of comments that most people would point this out to her. But silly me, I completely forgot how dumb and humorless the Internet has become.
Another buzzqueef chimed in about how offended she was about the award her poon polyp got.
“Most likely NOT to be able to find a paper in his over stuffed binder.”
Get it? Because Nick has lots of papers in his binder. His teachers who see him every day notice that, just like they probably have for thousands of other disorganized middle school boys. God forbid someone make light of this at the end of the school year.
Internet, I’m really disappointed with you. I thought you were better than that, and that we could hopefully sit this one out. But instead you ruined everything and you made me write this blog at midnight on a Friday. Be better Internet.
P.S. Get a job and instead of pawning your kids shit and peddling your garbage on Facebook.
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