Hurricane Grundle Buying Food Stamps On Facebook In Fitchburg Is Former Local Band Groupie Called “Affliction Bitches”

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It’s only Tuesday but we’ve had so many Food Stamp Friday submissions lately we couldn’t wait. Meet Tanya Skinner from the magical kingdom of Fitchburg:

As you can see she is in the market for taxpayer funded food stamps.

One guy pointed out that this was not a good thing. Naturally a local SJW pointed out that he has bad grammar and is therefore a “rethuglican.”

So Tanya is basically saying at the end there that she is well aware that people selling her food stamps at a discounted rate are drug addicts. But as she points out, “Someone needs to hand em ovahhh.”

She didn’t understand when people were making jokes about how grimy her post was:

Others were all, “me too girl!”

Perhaps she’s planning on cooking a big family dinner in the lady’s pond:

Or maybe she just wanted to save some cash for a new tittoo:

The bottom line is, this woman clearly does NOT need food stamps. She’s just trying to save money on her grocery bill by cheating the taxpayers and financing the opiate epidemic.

Oh, and there’s a band up in Fitchburg that’s apparently called “Afflicktion.” Tanya Skinner is a member of their official groupies, called “Affliction Bitches.”

That is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.  How do you pick just one?

Anyway, this is illegal, and it’s obviously not rare. If you’d like to do something about it this guy has offered a way to help on our Facebook page:

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