• Hurricane Grundle Buying Food Stamps On Facebook In Fitchburg Is Former Local Band Groupie Called “Affliction Bitches”



    Hurricane Grundle Buying Food Stamps On Facebook In Fitchburg Is Former Local Band Groupie Called “Affliction Bitches”

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    It’s only Tuesday but we’ve had so many Food Stamp Friday submissions lately we couldn’t wait. Meet Tanya Skinner from the magical kingdom of Fitchburg:

    As you can see she is in the market for taxpayer funded food stamps.

    One guy pointed out that this was not a good thing. Naturally a local SJW pointed out that he has bad grammar and is therefore a “rethuglican.”

    So Tanya is basically saying at the end there that she is well aware that people selling her food stamps at a discounted rate are drug addicts. But as she points out, “Someone needs to hand em ovahhh.”

    She didn’t understand when people were making jokes about how grimy her post was:

    Others were all, “me too girl!”

    Perhaps she’s planning on cooking a big family dinner in the lady’s pond:

    Or maybe she just wanted to save some cash for a new tittoo:

    The bottom line is, this woman clearly does NOT need food stamps. She’s just trying to save money on her grocery bill by cheating the taxpayers and financing the opiate epidemic.

    Oh, and there’s a band up in Fitchburg that’s apparently called “Afflicktion.” Tanya Skinner is a member of their official groupies, called “Affliction Bitches.”

    That is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.  How do you pick just one?

    Anyway, this is illegal, and it’s obviously not rare. If you’d like to do something about it this guy has offered a way to help on our Facebook page:

     

     

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    Discussion

    1. The Executioner


      She’s an Affliction Beotch all right. A blight on society. Group photo looks like a pack of hounds. Who let the dogs out! Hoot hoot hoot hoot

    2. They call me Ponch


      Someone needs to jam a corn kernel in that space yo’

      FRFR 100 100 (and other stoopid emojis here)

    3. Bing Bang


      Who knew groupies still existed?

    4. wabbitt


      Maybe if that fat pantload put down her fork every now and then, she’d have plenty of food to feed her family with.

    5. Wonder Cunt


      Pretty sure it was a joke!

      Y’all just hatin cause she stole your girl.

      Get better material! You suck!

    6. Cottage Cheese and Rolls


      “Sell them to me so I can feed my family.” – since apparently I am already giving my own portions at meals to my children so they don’t starve….

      BWAHHA! Just kidding! Got to get some more tats and hang with the crew, cause that’s what mothers do, right?

    7. JoeMomma


      She doesn’t look like she’s missed any meals…..

    8. Chip Striker


      Fat White Trash

    9. The Fall Girl


      How stupid is this chick?!?! “Instead of them selling them for drugs sell them to me” & “I’m helping out the country if anything” HUH? WHAT? So what does she think……that the dirtball that sells her the stamps runs to the EBT office with the $$ and says “I didn’t need the food or drugs this month so please take this $”?! WTF! Some dumb freakin’ people out there!!

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