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Hyannis HerpesMonster Goes Full Racist During Dispute With Rival Ratchet, Claims To Be A Member Of The “Superior Race”, Despite Being A Rancid Pile Of Human Garbage



This is Lindsay Costello, AKA Lindsay Robinson, AKA “Trippy Tripz”, AKA “Emma Cisco” – she has more aliases than a Russian lovebot.


And definitely more viruses. Currently residing in the slumbucket of Woonsocket and formerly the seaside junkie haven that is Hyannis, this chick is one of the more rank characters we’ve profiled in a while .

You may recognize her as the former romantic partner of Hyannis’ very own pube pancake, Montana-Nebraska-Wyoming Corbetta. AKA James Corbett, the moron who beat up a corrections officer while in Barnstable county jail and then cried police brutality all over social media. 

It was definitely not police brutality.



Criminal activities notwithstanding, let’s keep in mind that Lindsay took a lot at this stammering lunatic,


And decided that she had to have him inside her, in the same way she likes her cookie dough – raw, and possibly full of salmonella. So that’s what we’re dealing with here. The kind of chick who feels this way:

About this fucking guy:

And feels no shame in admitting it in public. Gross. The thought of these two engaged in gland-to-gland combat evokes a horrible visual complete with smell that makes me want to take a ten year, scalding hot shower with an SOS pad.

I can smell the low-tide and broken dreams through my phone. Someone send me some eye-bleach, please. I think my corneas just contracted Hep-C.

In addition to having a vagina with enrollment standards lower than your local community college, this chick is also entirely and unabashedly a racist piece of shit. She almost seems proud of it.


So imagine my surprise when this charming exchange between her and and a rival ratchet showed up in our inbox:


“I’m the superior race.” Bold words coming from a chick whose claim to fame thus fair is playing hide the syphilis salami with an unemployed junkie sporting a power mullet and stammering out shitty raps from his mother’s bathroom while on vacation from prison. What a fucking joke.

Racism is fucking lame, but if you’re going to claim superiority, racial or otherwise – maybe you should make sure that your life is the equivalent of a used condom discarded in the back alley of a bowling alley. Unlike this dirty hooker.

Take, for instance, her perpetual state of unemployment. Check out the career on this one.

Nobody wants to pay money for that. Ever. It’s worthless. Which would explain why she seems to be homeless so often,

And can’t afford to buy herself smokes.

Or to take the jail phone call from whatever vagrant dumbass last parked his spam javelin in tuna town.

Which is a real bummer, considering she is barred from visiting, too.


What a winner we have here.

Oh, and she can’t get into a homeless shelter if it requires a drug test, either.

Which is an unfortunate byproduct of being an out-and-proud drugged out piece of shit.



I mean….really, really proud.


Superior to who, again? I’m just not seeing it. Being a racist is always pretty shitty, but if you’re going to go full white supremacy here, you gotta come with something better than this mess. Seriously. Hey, Trippy-Lindsay-Emma, you dirty hooker? You should probably get off your high horse immediately. And for that matter, stop getting high. You look like a huge scumbag, especially when you’re planning shit like this.


A baby, what a great idea. Society definitely needs another heroin-addicted newborn who will be raised in an unstable environment and taught the basics of white supremacy for the first 2-4 years of its life before being whisked about by social services.

Don’t worry, though she’s been clean off of heroin – since the end of July.

Translation – I switched up to shooting and/or smoking coke and buying suboxene off the guy from the halfway house I’m currently banging.

So, that’s good. DCF definitely shouldn’t be on high alert for this dumpster fire. She’ll just be out here, bumming for smokes, shooting dope with toilet water, and reminding you how much better she is than the black chick who makes coffee at whatever Dunkin Donuts she last used the bathroom and overdosed in.




32 Comment(s)
  • James
    October 5, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    Yall are bitch made
    Two scared to square up
    Two nerd to come thro
    Two gangsta to own a blick
    Two bitch to say face to face
    Two g to to catch it onsite
    Three moves u out

  • James
    October 5, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    Yall are bitch made
    Two scared to square up
    Two nerd to come thro
    Two gangsta to own a blick
    Two bitch to say face to face
    Two g to to catch it onsite
    Three moves u out

  • Seriously, Fuck The Cape.
    August 8, 2019 at 3:15 am

    Hyannis, Yarmouth and Barnstable County as whole = shithole druggie dumpster fire.
    I would not want to be a cop down there.
    On Methadone is not the same as being clean but there’s a bunch of these types in that area.
    Even if they get clean, they never change their circle of friends so they continue to circle the toilet bowl.
    I hate the Cape sooooo much.

    • shitfuck
      September 18, 2019 at 2:32 pm

      The Cape isnt as bad as its reputation. I live in Hyannis, sure you get junkies, homeless and dealers but that just keeps it interesting. It’s mostly high profile shit because of all the millionares that vacation here 5 weekends a year.

      Its really not as bad as the press makes it out to be. And I live about a mile from that homeless shelter. Fulltime job of 15 years, taxpayer, boring ass citizen, and I have no worries about walking down main street hyannis at 3 am.

  • That Girl Was Me
    August 7, 2019 at 7:37 pm

    Bunny ears and buck teeth. priceless.

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    August 7, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    $75 for 5 hours of “meet up” time is the best deal I’ve ever seen.

  • Vladimir PutInAss
    August 7, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    Damn I was on methadone n got kicked off. So I switched 2 subs. Did RLYYYYY GOOD First 6 wks cuz I was done with using dope. N was scared to use dope for fear of getting sick for mixing diesel wit subs then sum1 told me just skip ur sub 4 a day n then u can use D. And it wrkd now I get my subs n use diesel. Ugh wish I can go back to just usin my subs.
    Anyway whole point is this hott chick is right ! Insurance company does cover ur sub script n I sell em. So she on point bout tht.
    Damnnnnnnn Mami u ever want a hero in ur life with $ out the ass, I got u. I got a backyard too. Or better yet a nice comfy bed. Holla at me. We can get clean n dirty at same time.

  • Massholio
    August 7, 2019 at 9:42 am

    I thought you actually had to run a concentration camp to get put in jail in Mass.

  • Nee Chi
    August 7, 2019 at 9:24 am

    Well done! You should be proud. This is some real deep and meaningful investigative reporting.

    Can’t wait for the next poor slob you expose!


  • Washashore
    August 7, 2019 at 7:18 am

    Ah Hyannus, just like I pictured it. I’ve lived on the Cape 31 years and refuse to go there except for the hospital, get my car serviced and the Melody tent.
    We can all do something useful by leaving a shitty review of downtown Hyannus on Trip Advisor, town leaders read them. Negative reviews go up their ass sideways…

  • That’s fucking gross
    August 6, 2019 at 11:21 pm

    Her hootch makes a Roquefort cheese factory smell like the local florist

  • Liawatha
    August 6, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    That certainly was a catchy tune James was singing. It definitely made me want to get up and cut a rug!

    • Hang em High
      August 6, 2019 at 9:52 pm

      It certainly was! One suggestion for him though. That hood should be replaced with another with no eye or mouth holes, tied around his neck, and then hang him from a tall tree with a short rope

      That would make the tune much more sweet!

    • Dennis
      August 7, 2019 at 8:37 am

      Try the Provencetown fish pier on a hot July or August sunny day. YEA!

  • Captain Trips
    August 6, 2019 at 9:19 pm

    Listen Trippy Tripz

    I’m Captain Trips, and I have the copyright to this virus-free version of the name.

    Find your own name and keep your fucking cooties off of mine, ya hear?

  • Erwin Rommel
    August 6, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    Jesus H Christ! There were less bacteria and diseases on the battlefield 2 days after the battle of El Alamein!

    Get these subhumans into the furnace, stat!

  • Captain Trips
    August 6, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    Thanks for the article

    I just swallowed a quart of full strength hospital-grade Betadine.

    Now to take a shower in bleach and ammonia……

  • Tom Blackburn
    August 6, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    I will say, she’s not wrong about a lot of stuff.

  • Mr. Thirsty
    August 6, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    I’d definitely hit it.

  • Gitty
    August 6, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    Another dud by Bristol. This page has turned to trash.

  • Sassyswede
    August 6, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    Omg!!! Where to start….‍♀️
    Just to pick a few points…there’s just toooo many!
    A. She is wearing a shirt with penises in hats all over it 😐
    B. Yes twatwaffle you are definitely are a biohazard! (Your sticker fun is on point.)
    3. A mullet! …A. Mfkn. MULLETT. I thought we burned that fad back in the eighties. Totally adds to his level of skeeziness
    482. BT, I don’t think it’s low tide stench that you’re smelling…just sayin
    Z. I can’t even enjoy popcorn while reading the comments due to the skank that this one is. Can smell it from way over here ffs

    • Sassyswede
      August 6, 2019 at 6:33 pm

      Gawd I hate auto correct!!! I did not put a female gender symbol in my post …the world needs no help knowing I’m female (you’ll just have to trust me on that one). Smart phone pffft; more like smart-ass phone… Damn phone bitch is drunk again. Ok, sorry, carry on!

      • Big Wick
        August 6, 2019 at 8:06 pm

        No worries, Sassy, welcome aboard the Turtle!

  • Fan
    August 6, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    HOODRAT HEROS are the best, thanks.

  • FOAD
    August 6, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    Too many names, too little time. Lindsay? Emma? I like Trippy the best, describes her ratchet FB snippets. Would NOT, EVER! If she were clean she’d almost be “cute.” But she’s got sagging udders, they’re halfway to her fupa. Her hooch honey looks like a baby-faced John Belushi, who’ll probably end up the same (we can only hope). Why the hell would anyone want to use a Snapchat filter to elongate a tongue? It looks like it’s covered in SAND FOR FUCK’s sake! And now she wants a baby? FUCK OFF AND DIE, bitch!

    • Fuckin Ralph
      August 6, 2019 at 4:10 pm

      Just wondering how you know what her “hooch honey” looks like? Did you get the Lifetime Premium or just the 24hour?

      • Turdle snatch
        August 6, 2019 at 10:22 pm

        “Hooch honey” is that turd with the mullet. The picture is right in the article. Duh.

    • Theonewhoknocks
      August 8, 2019 at 4:43 am

      I was dying thinking you were calling her vagina a “baby faced john belushi” until i realized by “hoochie honey” you meant that can of half melted lard wearing a mullet who looks like his hands smell like a few missed wipes after a bag or two of cheetos and 7/11 burritos

  • Finn
    August 6, 2019 at 2:35 pm

    I’ll still never get past how someone can try to intimidate someone online while using a filter. Especially those stupid dog filters — those are 2nd worst to the “fake glasses” filter.

    Can I see a show of hands if you’ll be needing counseling when this one ODs? [looks at sea of people sitting on their hands]

    I don’t know about anyone else, I certainly hope she pulls a River Phoenix before she gets seeded up.

    Get Fucked,

  • Drippy Dicks
    August 6, 2019 at 2:25 pm

    Heard this bitch sucks dick for weed smoke lol bitch is a whole prostitute with a new crummy dirtbag boyfriend lol girl thinks shes hot shit too bitch us a whole host pathogen

    • Drippy Dicks's Dindu Bitch
      August 6, 2019 at 2:49 pm

      Sound like you u know bitch n be same ratchet fuck y don u get weed n stfu?

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    August 6, 2019 at 1:28 pm

    That right there is a Pig Bitch! Been missing reading about these types. Glad you posted it. A good old fashioned Pig Bitch story baby!

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