And definitely more viruses. Currently residing in the slumbucket of Woonsocket and formerly the seaside junkie haven that is Hyannis, this chick is one of the more rank characters we’ve profiled in a while .
You may recognize her as the former romantic partner of Hyannis’ very own pube pancake, Montana-Nebraska-Wyoming Corbetta. AKA James Corbett, the moron who beat up a corrections officer while in Barnstable county jail and then cried police brutality all over social media.
It was definitely not police brutality.
Criminal activities notwithstanding, let’s keep in mind that Lindsay took a lot at this stammering lunatic,
And decided that she had to have him inside her, in the same way she likes her cookie dough – raw, and possibly full of salmonella. So that’s what we’re dealing with here. The kind of chick who feels this way:
About this fucking guy:
And feels no shame in admitting it in public. Gross. The thought of these two engaged in gland-to-gland combat evokes a horrible visual complete with smell that makes me want to take a ten year, scalding hot shower with an SOS pad.
I can smell the low-tide and broken dreams through my phone. Someone send me some eye-bleach, please. I think my corneas just contracted Hep-C.
In addition to having a vagina with enrollment standards lower than your local community college, this chick is also entirely and unabashedly a racist piece of shit. She almost seems proud of it.
So imagine my surprise when this charming exchange between her and and a rival ratchet showed up in our inbox:
“I’m the superior race.” Bold words coming from a chick whose claim to fame thus fair is playing hide the syphilis salami with an unemployed junkie sporting a power mullet and stammering out shitty raps from his mother’s bathroom while on vacation from prison. What a fucking joke.
Racism is fucking lame, but if you’re going to claim superiority, racial or otherwise – maybe you should make sure that your life is the equivalent of a used condom discarded in the back alley of a bowling alley. Unlike this dirty hooker.
Take, for instance, her perpetual state of unemployment. Check out the career on this one.
Nobody wants to pay money for that. Ever. It’s worthless. Which would explain why she seems to be homeless so often,
And can’t afford to buy herself smokes.
Or to take the jail phone call from whatever vagrant dumbass last parked his spam javelin in tuna town.
Which is a real bummer, considering she is barred from visiting, too.
What a winner we have here.
Oh, and she can’t get into a homeless shelter if it requires a drug test, either.
Which is an unfortunate byproduct of being an out-and-proud drugged out piece of shit.
I mean….really, really proud.
Superior to who, again? I’m just not seeing it. Being a racist is always pretty shitty, but if you’re going to go full white supremacy here, you gotta come with something better than this mess. Seriously. Hey, Trippy-Lindsay-Emma, you dirty hooker? You should probably get off your high horse immediately. And for that matter, stop getting high. You look like a huge scumbag, especially when you’re planning shit like this.
A baby, what a great idea. Society definitely needs another heroin-addicted newborn who will be raised in an unstable environment and taught the basics of white supremacy for the first 2-4 years of its life before being whisked about by social services.
Don’t worry, though she’s been clean off of heroin – since the end of July.
Translation – I switched up to shooting and/or smoking coke and buying suboxene off the guy from the halfway house I’m currently banging.
So, that’s good. DCF definitely shouldn’t be on high alert for this dumpster fire. She’ll just be out here, bumming for smokes, shooting dope with toilet water, and reminding you how much better she is than the black chick who makes coffee at whatever Dunkin Donuts she last used the bathroom and overdosed in.